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Often on Turtleboy we expose fake hate crimes and race baiting dooshnozzles calling people racist who aren’t racist at all. But a critique we often hear is, “Turtleboy doesn’t think racism is real.” Wrong. We know full well that racism is alive and well, just as it has been since the inception of our country. The difference is that today it’s stigmatized and generally accepted as immoral. It’s also not state sanctioned. So yea, in a country with 340+ million people, even if 0.01% of them are racist, thats still a Fenway Park full of racist people. Many of these people are smart enough to hide their racism for fear of losing their job or justifiably being strung up on charges in Internet court. Others……not so much.
This is Eric Sadler, and his skankbiscuit wife Selina from Russell (next to Westfield):
Before we go any further you will notice that she has a tittoo of an unknown word directly above her gerber servers….
It says, “Liseheness.” As in Jacob Lisheness, her coke dealing, rape and murder threatening ex-boyfriend who she ditched after getting arrested together during a drug bust in 2015:
Three Westfield residents were arrested on drug charges Friday, following a month-long investigation that led to police trailing a car on an alleged drug run to Hartford. Jacob Lisheness, 32, the primary target of the investigation; Selina Hine, 21, described by police as Lisheness’ girlfriend; and Angelina Pagano, 22, the alleged driver of the car, were arrested Friday night after allegedly returning from a drug buy. All three are facing charges of cocaine trafficking and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Lisheness was also arrested in July after he allegedly threatened to have a bartender in Southwick raped and murdered. Those charges are still pending, a clerk at the Westfield District Court said. Westfield police became aware of Lisheness’ alleged distribution of narcotics in Westfield and Southwick and launched an investigation about a month ago, Westfield Police Capt. Mike McCabe said.
So I guess missionary is out of the picture for poor Eric. Don’t worry man, you got dibs on lower back. You can write Sadler in bonkjuice while you saddler her.
Eric wisely elected to take to Facebook yesterday to accuse some brown guy who owns a gas station of setting up a white guy for a crime he didn’t commit, in a ploy to win a city council seat and commit insurance fraud. Or something. Except instead of brown guy he chose…….
Sand n word. Interesting strategy. Let’s see how it plays out.
A black guy who is Facebook friends from him posted about it without directly naming Eric Sadler, and the Westfield Wang Jockey showed up to make it clear that it was about him….
So let me get this straight. Some black guy (from Springfield of course, because that’s the only place black people live in the 413) robbed a home in Westfield, therefore you have free reign to use the n word until black people universally agree to stop commit crimes. Makes sense.
And “keep that shit over there and in your neighborhood” doesn’t sounds like racism or segregation at all either.
He was just getting warmed up…
Oh OK. He doesn’t have a problem with all black people. He’s just going to use a racial slur openly because he blames the criminal behavior of some on the entire race of people. And since the OP is black it is incumbent upon him to reach out to the entire black community (because all black people have the entire black community on speed dial) and talk some sense into them. Seems fair.
Instead of firing back at this rocket scientist the OP attempted to engage him in a productive dialogue. Shockingly that failed….
“You won’t tell any of your black brothers to do the rite thing and get a job and because of that they’ll keep robbing and stealing.”
Another strong point. It’s mostly the OP’s fault that his “black brothers” commit crimes. Because all black people are his brother.
The Wang Jockey just wanted to put his “two sense” in
Mainly his sense of telepathy so the OP can figure out every black person who is predisposed to committing crimes, and “pull a brother aside” in order to tell them to cut the crap!!
Don’t get Eric wrong, he wants the n word to disappear, he just can’t stop saying it until black people everywhere obey the law. And according to him it is the “majority” of black people who commit crimes on the regular….
And obviously he is a well-researched scholar, so we can assume that statistic came from reliable and quantifiable data sources.
Turns out he came to this conclusion by watching the news….
It’s true. When I put on the news it’s almost exclusively black people being arrested. Us white folk never break the law. Ever.
Evidently the rest of the people who had a problem with his use of racial slurs just aren’t able to have a “civil” discussion about times in which it is OK for him to call people the n word……
Soon the wife showed up to defend her latest chudstuffer’s honor, and she was even more brilliant than he was. According to Mrs. Skankbiscuit it’s OK for white people to call black people the n word, so long as they’re attacking what she perceives to be “grimy” people:
No word yet if having your coke dealing ex-boyfriend’s name tattooed on your jugs is grimy. But this certainly squashed any preconceived notions that her womb broom might be racist:
“WHITE FUCKING POWER.”
Oh yea, you’re totally NOT racist dude. Lots of non-racist people randomly write WHITE FUCKING POWER on a public forum using their real name.
She, like the latest guy who goes spelunking in her stench trench, claims that she regularly uses the word to demean people of all colors who are “grimy”:
“I ain’t saying I’m just calling blacks ni***ers”
See? It’s OK because she calls a diverse group of people a racial slur specifically made to dehumanize black people, in order to demean people of all races. Not JUST black people. But yet…..
“I ain’t saying I’m just calling blacks ni***ers”
Certainly sounds like calling black people the n word is pretty common occurrence, so much so that you felt the need to point out that you call lots of people that word. Just sayin.
When in doubt, just bust out the caps lock though….
I totally thought she was a racist. Then her caps lock broke. I’m convinced she’s good people now.
She’s not using the n word like it was in the slave days though. She’s just talking about “grimy” people who “comin to other places and taking what’s not theirs.”
Translation – black people from Springfield who come to Westfield.
Pro tip – if you’re gonna insist on using the n word on social media, and then proceed to justify it by saying much more racist shit, you probably shouldn’t have your employer listed on your profile….
But according to the Wang Jockey he is in no danger of losing his job if NorthStar Pulp & Paper sees this blog because he puts up good numbers. Plus he has way more FACKS than the simple minded people he just OWNED….
STOOPID!!
And if that doesn’t work he can always play the “I was angry” card….
You can tell he won the argument because the OP’s wife sent him a friend request….
Except friend requesting, and Facebook’s “people you may know” feature are completely different things….
Back to the Skankbiscuit….she can’t be racist because she has “plenty of multicultural friends” in Russell….
Afghans, Mongolians, Brazilians, Namibians, Croatians. You can close your eyes and spin a globe and chances are your finger will land somewhere in which she has a good friend. More specifically she has lots of black friends:
Which is totally NOT the default, first option excuse for racist folk who have been called out for being racist.
Oh, and did we mention that they have a baby?
LOL.
She’s obviously a great Mom because she teaches him that it’s “OK to defend his race”
This is a discussion I’ve had with my white son many times. First I taught him his ABC’s, then I taught him how to stand up for white people as a whole. After all, we’re all on the same team, and there’s nothing racist about identifying with other people based solely on the color of their skin.
Plus, if you’re a white person who doesn’t defend themselves by calling people racial slurs, then you don’t deserve to be white….
Hand over your privilege please.
Anyway, we’d love to have Selina and/or Eric on Turtleboy Live this Saturday night so we can discuss this some more. Since they’re so much smarter than everyone else perhaps they can break this down in terms simple minded folk will understand so that we won’t be STOOPID any longer.
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She sleeps with her bestfriends boyfriend of 5 years, did heroine, racist broad who doesnt realize its 2018, and got arrested for god who knows what . bitch was all over the news before and now is again.. Im thinking she likes to look bad and entertains that fact that she is a low life scum bag who should crawl under a rock and live there… I can only imagine her mother never mind her .. I heard they did drugs together…. i never speak about no one but she is just an evil ass girl.. She teaches her kid these ways and he goes to school saying it then ” the mama bear who dont play” some is gonna go home with 2 black eyes ….. Skin color is just skin color we all fucking bleed the same blood… Everyone can be fucking criminals.. Human beings can be violent and destructive… Has nothing to do with race!
Im surprised tbs failed to mention that sadler has a known record, one ironically being larsony. He complains of minorities going into “white” towns and robbing people, yet he is committing that exact crime against his “fellow white man”. It seems like its becoming more and more common to see junk box, felon, small town, daddy-issue, drop outs that are die hard trump fans who preach a tale of “woe me, blacks are ruining my neighborhood and mexicans are stealing my job” while they shoot dope,collect food stamps, work at home depot, and breed with low class convicts.
“…its becoming more and more common to see junk box, felon, small town, daddy-issue, drop outs that are die hard trump fans…”
Ich sehe dass die braunen Hemden wieder ein Problem werden.
It just occurred to me. Does anyone have an address on these 2?
I’m guessing somewhere by the old Strathmore paper company plant.
That area is the land that time forgot. They’d fit right in.
Woah woah woah… lets not bring trump into this. There are plenty of trump supporters who do not condone the use of the n word. I would find it very hard to believe they are actually trump supporters too when they mooch off the system, which is why they aren’t actually married. A “single” lazy ass unemployed mother gets more money if she isn’t married. She’s on so much government assistance. She also lost her medical assistance license because of her drug charges. Imagine walking into a doctors offfice and this scum taking your vitals and copay. Would 100% make sure I was getting a receipt if I paid my copay in cash hahah would end up getting a bill for it later because this scum pockets it.
1430 Russell Rd #4, Westfield, MA 01085 Hers…(413) 579-2269
28 Brenda Dr, Westfield, MA 01085 His…(413) 564-9789
I’m sorry but it’s a fucking word. And when the people who oppose this bad word use it everyday, I can’t feel bad when someone uses it towards them. There have been plenty of people featured on TBS that truly deserve it, because they’re being “that word.”
I know, maybe Alex Medina doesn’t call his friends his “n’ers” and I’m sure there are millions of other African-Americans who don’t use it. But the word is so mainstream. Is there a single hip-hop song that doesn’t use it? When those that don’t like this word act up and revolt against the people popularizing the word instead of making them filthy rich, maybe I’ll show a little more compassion.
i don’t see the Jewish people singing about girls with big asses and Auschwitz, or do they? Are there a lot of Japanese songs about smoking dope, drinking, and the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? How many Indian songs are about driving a Mercedes Benz and having your home land stolen from you?
Please, tell me how we are talking about two different words here – that have two different meanings – because one ends in “as” and the other in “ers” – yet even these truly honest pages – that hold nothing back – won’t use either word. What am I missing here?
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You’re ignorant trash. You must be related to the Sadler family. Fucking gross.
They aren’t even married…. “her husband” hahaha. She called lishness her husband too. Not sure which family is worse… hines, Sadler, or lishness. They all have so many gems, take your pick. Their poor child has no hope.
Of course they aren’t married. If she wasn’t technically a single unemployed mom she couldn’t get everything for free from the state. She’s a world class lazy loser
If you bend her over, it says “ your name here”.
Haha, she replaced her ex with a guy that looks like her ex.
How does that make you feel, Eric?
I bet is she thinks about him…
She aint a bad looking broad. Personally, she has fuck toy written on her chest to me. But, if for some weird reason i was in love with her pussy and wanted it long term, the first thing i would have her do before id even make her my girlfriend is get that fucking tattoo removed. The fact he never did makes me question his decision making. This broad is a future “hot wife” if she isn’t one already. Judging by his fb battle here and going full blown racist, he is not a good representative of white skin.
What the fuck? “Future hot wife…”
She has mental issues. Anyone with tattoos does. And the more tats… the crazier the person. And to put that guys name across her chest is a perfect example of how stupid she is. She looks 100% better dressed in her winter outerwear than she does naked, with various markings splattered all over her body in no particular order because she is obsessive/compulsive.
You know what? I think I’m a racist. I think every person with a tattoo is a dumb fuck. They’re all ugly. They’re all meaningless, contrary to what tat people believe. And every person who has one is judged by their appearance by a great majority of the people in this country.
Go ahead. Say “I don’t give a fuck what other people think.” That’s your problem. You should. If we all cared a little more about how our actions are viewed by others, perhaps we’d be a better society.
Look at the majority of TBS blogs. You know what they have in common… tattoos. Tattoos on the people featured on these pages are more prevalent than any single race, town, gender, or subject.
She’s a dumb fuck. And ugly as a piece of fresh dog shit. You sir have bad taste in women.
I agree with pretty much everything you wrote. Im thinking you don’t understand what “hot wife” means. A “hot wife” is a bitch who has a man that enjoys seeing her get fucked by other men. She doesn’t have to be hot, I wouldn’t classify this cum dumpster as hot, but she does have sex appeal and its just the term used in the porn world. And i agree, tattoos are trashy. No woman with any dignity or self respect goes out and gets tatted up. A small tat here or there that is hidden or not on full blown display is acceptable. Tittoos are not. All these broads with the tats are just cum receptacles who need to be sterilized and fed a constant dose of plan b.
Gosh Golly hope peeps virgin ears weren’t offended by the n word. It’s only in every rap song, on every street corner and even said in public by President Bath House Barry Obama.
Yes these two people must be destroyed for using a word that saturates black media.
Shockingly, a certain tbs blogger hasn’t blogged about this video.
Lol, get an education. Just because someone else does it, doesn’t make it right.. Think before you speak, not after.
“We know full well that racism is alive and well, just as it has been since the inception of our country. ”
Since the inception of civilization, really.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Selina doesn’t have a dental plan.
At least he’s not wearing a Bulls hat.
Went to high school with this deranged Neanderthal. Looks he blossomed just as expected. He was about as bright as a the skid marks on his undoubtedly racist tightie-whities.
He works for the Home Depot distribution center.
Cute couple.
From wiki about Russell:
The racial makeup of the town was 97.7% White, 0.7% African American, 0.2% Native American, 0.3% Asian, 0.1% from other races, and 1.0% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.6% of the population.
Out of a population of 1,775 in 2010. Not that you can’t be in Westfield in 10 minutes or in Springfield or Holyoke in 20 or 30 minutes but if you never left Russell you might go years before seeing a minority. There’s a lot of trees and backroads there and a MSP barracks. That’s about it.
It’s not like it’s a major metro area like Huntington or Chester.
I am whiter than a string quintet at country club garden party with cucumber sandwiches and white wine spritzers. These people do not speak for me.
This is r/beholdthemasterrace material.
And also r/trashyboners.
I’m whiter than a turkey and American cheese sandwich with mayo on Wonder bread that June Cleaver made for the Beaver after he rode home from baseball practice on his Schwinn bicycle.
I forgot what we were talking about.