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Westfield Wang Jockey Refuses To Open Window For Trooper After Driving With No License, Gets Window Smashed, Leads Cops On High Speed Chase


Here’s an example of what NOT to do when pulled over by a state trooper on the Mass Pike. This three minute video begins with two obviously very bright people refusing to roll down a window for a trooper after a traffic violation. Instead she elects to call – you guessed it – 911. Watch what happens next:

This explained it all:

The odds that a pack of Newport Lights would emerge in that video at some point were higher than she was gonna be the next time Diego got the new shipment in.

Looks like we’ve got one of those, “muh rights” chuds. Ya know, the guys who jackoff to cop block all day, misinterpret how the law actually works, and then attempt to lecture people who are paid to enforce the law about how to do their job. Those guys are the best.

“Dude, I’ll go, you have no right. You have no right to pull me over.”

Yea, ya see that badge and gun on him?

That actually gives him the right to pull you over. And while he’s standing there and you’re refusing to put your window down you’re endangering his life because cops get hit by idiots all the time during routine traffic stops.

Then his sperm sponge actually calls 911 to ask that the police come. While the police were already there. Loved this part….

“Where are we Eric? I don’t know where we are.”

She had no idea what part of the Mass Pike she was on. Good thing it’s not the longest highway in Massachusetts or anything, so that should narrow it down.

“Send another vehicle here! Yes, yes, more! Send as many as you can!”

The fact that she believed that more police officers showing up would somehow benefit her was worth the price of admission.

The best part was when the trooper smashes the window and they start driving away she begs him not to because she doesn’t want him to go to jail. He disagrees with her assessment:

“Selina, they have no right to pull us over.”

Yup, that’s how this works. You get to decide whether or not police have the right to pull you over. If you don’t think they do then you get to lead them on a high speed chase on the Mass Pike.

Her response was fantastic:

“Yes they do.”

Bitch, you just spent 3 minutes repeatedly telling the cop that he had no right to pull them over. Turns out you didn’t actually mean that, but you decided to egg on your volatile lunatic of a boy toy into doing something that endangered your life, his, and those of the troopers. Get fucked.

His name is Eric Sadler and his skankbiscuit is Selina Hine from Westfield.

And the reason he didn’t feel like dealing with the trooper was because he doesn’t have a driver’s license. But I guess the state has “no right” to deny him of that either. That’s why this idiot in the final seconds of that movie actually tells her to switch seats with him. Because the trooper will forget that he was the one in the driver’s seat.

Holy balls, my brain doesn’t have the capacity to hold all this fuckery at once.

If these two geniuses look familiar it’s because they were featured in a blog last summer by Western Mass Turtlegirl. I forgot how ratchet these two were. She has a tittoo that says “Lisheness” which she got in honor of her drug dealing ex-boyfriend, who she got arrested with in 2015 during a drug bust.

Gotta be rough to be plowing your girl missionary and look down and see another dude’s name as a constant reminder that his girth was tittoo worthy, but your’s wasn’t.

But that’s not why they made Turtleboy the first time around. It was for this:

But it’s cool that he flagrantly use the n word because sometimes black people commit crimes.

Then after she showed up to defend his honor he just went full blown white power….

She managed to make it even worse by explaining that she doesn’t just call black people the n word, she calls white people a racial slur created to demean black people as well.

That’s way better. Totes not racist:

She got mad multicultural friends.

And just like with the state trooper in the video, everyone was “stoopid” besides the wang jockey.

And while they were driving away from the cops and breaking as many laws as possible, their crotch fruit was sitting at home calling DCF on them, clinging to the hope that one day he could have real parents.




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75 Comment(s)
  • Kevins 9 Iron
    April 8, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Right at the end of the video you can hear him say to her “we have to switch seats.” She be like um bitch no.

  • Judge dread
    April 7, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    I hate the sovereign citizen douche canoes. They’re worse than SJWs (but still in the same hate category). Send this douche bag to a fema camp. 36 months of making big rocks into small rocks.

  • Wood
    April 7, 2019 at 9:29 am

    Would love to see what happened when he got pulled over after driving away. Hopefully he got dragged out of the car and got a good beatdown. That fucking retard should have his driving privileges permanently revoked and spend some years in jail. Looks like Selina gonna need some new dick!

  • Paul Casale
    April 7, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Those were not Newport Lights by the way.

  • I'm in love
    April 6, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    My god.. She’s beautiful! I’m serious here. I have the friggin hits for her. Call me sweetie! Lisheness on your hits or not. I’ll change that tat to ” delishesness” my god your beautiful…..

    • Ansell Adams
      April 7, 2019 at 7:24 am

      Kinda weird their mug shots look better than their other pics.

    • WeRFucked
      April 8, 2019 at 9:43 am

      Why your self-esteem so low homes?
      That tattoo covered ratchet is the best you think you can do?
      I have standards. That retarded girl is way below them.
      Reach for the stars… or at least the ceiling. There are few people in the world that deserve to stoop so low as to bang that ugly, most likely drugged up, piece of shit.

  • Tim
    April 6, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Hard to determine which one of them is the bigger bitch.

  • The Name Game
    April 5, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    Holy Thunder Thighs, Batman, did you see that tattooed elephant femur meat in the bikini shot? Geez, what a deserving couple, Vaselina and Generic (Ride-‘er-cowboy) Saddler. More potty mouth please… NOT.

  • juror seven esq.
    April 5, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Late comment. On the matter of the girl friend. I have a question about on of her tattoos. In the bikini picture I noticed the top of a tat peeking out of the top of the bikini bottom. Doesn’t matter what it might say, could be “Eat Here”. My question is can a tattoo artist refuse to do the work? That had to be one strong individual to get up close to that region. Second question, do you think she got off when the artist’s pen was vibrating on the mons pubis?

  • Street rat
    April 5, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Would once. She’s got a smokeshow body. Then set her out with the trash..as for him, a bitch slap would shut him up

    • Fuck you and turtle boy fuckin cowards
      April 6, 2019 at 1:51 am

      Love how your bitch ass wouldn’t say that to anyone’s face fucking keyboard warrior coward. Move out of your mom’s basement and find something better to do with you like like try and meet a girl fucking sad waste of space

      • You Dumb Cunt
        April 6, 2019 at 2:08 am

        Fuck you junkbox cunt try closing your snatch or at minimum air it out once and awhile. Sucking dick for drugs and leeching off men must get old but not for a parasite like you.

      • Two Patch Crappy Jack
        April 6, 2019 at 9:15 am

        Said the keyboard warrior…

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 7, 2019 at 10:43 am

      No smokeshow. You need to get out more.

      • Two Patch Crappy Jack
        April 7, 2019 at 3:25 pm

        Hey Hugh… Barbara Billingsley is waiting for you… Lolololo

  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 5, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    May the Adam Jones be with you. And also with you. Let’s discuss tolerance. The Bible says “be tolerant of thy brother even thoeth he may haveth the breath of a beaver who recent dined on a fish and doth not knoweth of a toothbrush”. This passage reeks of Randall. Ezekiel 25:13.

    Moses once said “respect my authorita”. You must open thy window or doth window shalleth be broken and your horse tooth girl with Swifty the pimps name tattooed on her chesticles will scream louder then when she receivith the anaconda in her swollen bukkake hut.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 5, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    100% emoji…wood, would, wood. That fartbox would be tongue punched into oblivion

    • WeRFucked
      April 8, 2019 at 9:49 am

      Eww. Just. Fucking. Eww.

      She is ugly. What’s the matter with you? You like the look of street walkers?

  • One less maniac on the road
    April 5, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    He’s driving without a license, I don’t give a shit why the cop pulled him over. For most of us law abiding citizens it’s a minor inconvenience and we are on our way. He’s not black or Latino so you can throw the racial profiling card out the window. Fuck him, his whore girlfriend, copblock, the ACLU and assholes like Randall. Job well done by the troopers.

  • Sgt.
    April 5, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    Does this young lady have a Lechmere tattoo on her breastesses? I thought i dated myself when I got the Casual Male tattoo removed from my lower back…

  • TBS Rocks
    April 5, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    What a couple of morons. And what’s up with some of our new comment folks? Assholes

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 5, 2019 at 7:29 pm

      They’re trolls, commenting solely to make the blog look bad, pay no mind.

    • Steve
      April 8, 2019 at 1:32 pm


  • Pajama Boy with No License
    April 5, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    Breakin’ rocks in the hot sun.
    I fought the law and the law won.
    I fought the law and the law one.

  • Randall Guy’s Alter Ego
    April 5, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    The last two seconds of that video were priceless!

  • Yuck
    April 5, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Oh Fuck!!! I need to go see the doc to get a huge penicillin shot after seeing these STD creatures.

  • Druggie Whore
    April 5, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Too bad a filthy cunt like this didnt meet up with juicin jeremy

    • Hart Ford
      April 5, 2019 at 6:32 pm

      Tough choice:
      Shoot her first and see if little dick drives away then. “Spill on the Mass Pike”

  • Nadia Yenraek
    April 5, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    “Yea, ya see that badge and gun on him? That actually gives him the right to pull you over.”

    Why does this ignorance not surprise me?

    • Boss Hogg
      April 5, 2019 at 10:42 pm

      Down Dixie way we bash ‘em over the head and haul their unconscious asses off to the county jail. Datcha right dyeah.

  • George Glass
    April 5, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    BTW…what’s this dumbass’ NES screen name?

    • True Reality Speaks
      I'm Not Bonesium
      April 5, 2019 at 6:05 pm

      Wrong forum, George – although there are definitely some tools over there that would argue this chud was in the right driving off.

      • George Glass
        April 5, 2019 at 6:08 pm

        Yup, tons of anti-cop trolls/shitbags over there…place has really gone to shit over the years.

    • MrSmiley
      April 5, 2019 at 10:16 pm

      Still waiting for Bones to post one of his ” police encounters.” All talk no walk.

  • MGTOW Monk
    April 5, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    Maybe she’s a classic female chameleon?

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 5, 2019 at 4:42 pm

      From Google:

      Men Going Their Own Way (MGTOW /ˈmɪɡtaʊ/) is a mostly online community of men supported by websites and social media presences cautioning men against serious romantic relationships with women, especially marriage and cohabitation. The community is part of what is more broadly termed the manosphere.

      What in the world…

      • Some guy
        April 5, 2019 at 4:58 pm

        See Sandman, TFM and Coach Greg Adams on Youtube. This movement is quite large and makes very interesting arguments. You can also see them on Stefan Molyneuxs channel.

      • JJ@AOL.COM
        April 6, 2019 at 7:13 am

        Yaaassssssss boy, yassssssss!!

  • Jack
    April 5, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Seems like almost every genius, thinks they’re a lawyer & knows the law. This is another example of wackos doing the video thing too. Out of control & getting worse daily. Back years ago, hardly anyone would mess with state cops or the last one’s they chose anyways. Now, seems like they’re the first one’s the misfits mess with. Times change!

  • Bob
    April 5, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    The police have the right to pull you over if the driver commits a traffic infraction or is wanted on other criminal charges. The driver does not have to roll the window down all the way. He has to roll it down enough in order to pass his license, registration, and proof of insurance to the officer. The officer has the right to tell the driver to step out of the car, if the driver poses a possible threat or is being reasonably suspected of a crime. The driver cannot refuse. However, the officer can’t do all this stuff, because he just feels like it. If the officer ran the plates and it came back that the driver had a suspended license, that is enough to get him out of the car. If the officer didn’t do that, but was only asking him to step out of the car because he wouldn’t roll the window down all the way, then the driver would not have to follow those directions. In other words, cops can make you do things, but they need reasonable suspicion to do it.

    • Lord Acton
      April 5, 2019 at 4:08 pm


      Good to see you here. Looks like you’re trying to explain “probable cause” or “reasonable suspicion” or both. I didn’t see any comments from you regarding the second part of the Trooper expose. What gives?

    • Sunovagun
      April 5, 2019 at 6:33 pm

      He’s not an officer. He’s a trooper. It’s like calling a Marine a soldier. My dad corrected me at an early age when I inadvertently called him s soldier.

    • Legalese for Dummies
      April 5, 2019 at 7:14 pm

      Refusal to submit your license to an officer is an offense you can. E arrested for. Case closed. That moron made it 1000X worse and so did the cum dumpster in the passenger seat

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        April 7, 2019 at 10:48 am

        I wonder if he kept under the speed limit while running away… LOL

  • Mahhn
    April 5, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    “Yea, ya see that badge and gun on him?” = Stupid part of the turtleboy post “gun” has nothing to do with why you obey an officer. But hey, if it makes you money, it doesn’t matter what you say, right?

    • Steven Pinker
      April 5, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      @ Mahhn:
      Police are deputized by the government to apply force in order to enforce the law. Why do YOU think they carry a gun then?

  • Steven
    April 5, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    dont agree with this post.
    arrogant cop can tell them why he pulled them over.

    bullshit post.

    • George Glass
      April 5, 2019 at 4:12 pm

      Wow the stupid is strong with you….video starts WELL into the incident. Trooper was probably blue in the face for already telling him numerous times why he was stopped before it got to where it was…idiot.

      • Jan Brady
        April 5, 2019 at 4:25 pm

        @ George Glass

        I like your style

        • George Glass
          April 5, 2019 at 4:34 pm

          I’m just having coffee with Marcia, come on down & join us…

    • Dr. Watson
      April 5, 2019 at 4:20 pm

      Arrogant, illegal, ignorant and unethical are not synonyms. One can be arrogant (subjective), but unless they are acting illegally (objective) or unethical according to binding standards (objective) then they matter not in this situation. If the officer is ignorant of procedure then yes, perhaps he is in the wrong SEE above.

    • Kim Wescott
      April 6, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      Ahhh, c’mon Steven…..methinks you’ve had a few run-ins with arrogant, unethical cops as well. Have you been reading this blog for long?

      Remember; Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle

  • Sovereign Citizen Chuds
    April 5, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    I love the Sharky’s t-shirt. Looks like he caught one, what a mouth on that skank.

  • Little Jon Studd
    April 5, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Everything and everybody spanning the western 1/2 of this state is totally useless.

  • Goonie4Lyfe
    April 5, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    PA-Lease, you know they don’t fuck face to face!

  • Just shoot them all
    April 5, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Cops should be allowed / required to shoot assholes on the spot.

    • With this exception
      April 5, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      Just shoot them,

      As long as they aren’t any of the cops features on TBS. Agreed?

    • Punk bitch couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
      April 6, 2019 at 1:57 am

      Can I volunteer you first

  • Crispy C
    April 5, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    I saw that tittoo and I freaking knew I recognized her from a previous blog.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 5, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    He could pull you over for having a slutty tattooed girlfriend if he wants. You HAVE to lower the window regardless. Idiots.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      April 5, 2019 at 3:31 pm

      You ONLY to lower your window enough to pass your license and registration.

      • Mildly Irritated but Sober Reader
        April 5, 2019 at 4:30 pm

        Randall Guy:

        I only lower my net IQ by _____ points each time I read one of your posts?

      • DWOL
        April 5, 2019 at 6:56 pm

        But if you don’t have a license then you don’t have to lower the window?
        Asking for a friend.

      • randall gay sucks all cock
        April 5, 2019 at 7:38 pm

        shut the fuck up randall, you stupid fucking asshole.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 5, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    Classy tattoos on your vampire-toothed girlfriend there bud.

    Something tells me every male in her high school got a close up look down at those

    • what's the message?
      April 5, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      Check out the older TBS story – Selina posted a photo of her and the BF both in their undies. It is pretty dark in what seems to be a basement, but, it appears that Selina also has some more writing tattooed on the upper part of her, um, nether-regions.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 5, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Need some context here…why did he get pulled over?
    Did he have probable cause?

    And what kind of trooper cant break a window LOL.

    • Maggie the Cat
      April 5, 2019 at 3:33 pm

      The trooper probably ran the plates and saw that the driver/owner did not have a valid driver’s license. That’s enough to pull someone over. And the trooper probably can break a window but chose not to because there was a (possibly) innocent passenger in the car. Is that enough context for you, Randall?

      • Christopher Lettiere
        April 5, 2019 at 3:50 pm

        The window was cracked, which causes it to bend/flex, thus making it harder to break w/a smaller instrument.

        • Chester Courtland
          April 5, 2019 at 7:27 pm

          The Trooper who made the stop did not have his baton on him, it was back in his cruiser. You could hear him say that faintly in the video.

    • Judge Smails
      April 5, 2019 at 4:15 pm

      You’ll get no context and like it, fuckface.

    • randall eats cum
      April 7, 2019 at 10:44 pm

      fuck you randall, fucking faggot

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