Another Westfield State Hefalump Says They Found A Racist Note, Dumb Faculty Morons Continue To Believe It Because Questioning Hate Crimes Is Racist
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In the least shocking news ever, another Westfield State student is spreading another hate crime hoax:
Oh sweet Jesus. They’re not even trying anymore. “N word slime?” “Hanged?” Try to sound like an illiterate rural redneck more. You can’t.
And yes Andrea, we still think it’s fake. We actually think it’s fake more now that you’ve shared this obviously fake note that you, or one of your friends wrote themselves and put on social media in a vain attempt to show how prevalent racism is on the campus at Westfield State, AKA Umass Jr.
But why wouldn’t they continue to make up these fake notes and hate crimes? Everyone believes it. Because if you question it for a second you are automatically a racist for doing so. After all, Kiara Dade has made up three fake hate crimes this semester, and as a result the faculty organized a walkout so no one had to go to class. This is the easiest way to avoid sitting through a lecture. I wish I knew this was a thing when I was in college. I’d never, ever, ever go to class.
Apparently Andrea did not like our take on it:
If you question an obviously fake hate crime you are now “victim shaming.” They’ve got this whole racket figured out already. And just like her friend Kiara, Andrea Murphy has mastered the art of turning herself into a victim:
And if you think she’s not a victim you better fall back and stay woke, because your ass is getting blocked!!
She’s really proud of her sign though, because she ended up on the news at the protest, doing the sad face and acting like she just survived the Holocaust:
“Racism isn’t born, it’s taught.” Someone give this chick a cookie for her thought provoking sign she spent all morning drawing instead of going to class.
Except she didn’t come up with it on her own. The faculty (led by associate professor Laura Baker) thought so little of their student’s creativity that they had to send out an email with sign suggestions. It had the usual – black lives matter, silence = violence, and of course “racism isn’t born, it’s taught.”
Nevertheless she “won’t stop fighting”
And by fighting she means, making up more hate crime hoaxes, drawing on 99 cent CVS poster boards with magic marker, and of course copious use of the dog filter.
Must be hard being an oppressed millenial from Hanover taking a four year vacation at a taxpayer funded university where professors are always canceling class.
But once again, they keep making up these things because the idiot adults who run Westfield State buy into it. Like Patty Wright:
Yup, if you question an obvious lie then you are “attacking this victim” and you shouldn’t be allowed to post on Facebook. An adult said this. You can tell she’s one of the “good ones” because she doesn’t question anything, and uses anti-racist Facebook filters:
I’m sure her diverse friends down at the boating club completely agree with her.
According to Patty Wright not only is the “victim” telling the truth, there were many more victims, including Jewish students who were “attacked”:
Ya got that? Westfield State had a Kristallnacht party and the only people who were safe were the white cishetero patriarchy.
How does Patty know all about this? Well, she claims to work at Westfield, says she has been inundated with emails from victimized students, and anyone who disagrees with her is a troll bot:
And by “works” at Westfield, she means, “I run the costume shop”:
Others said that it doesn’t matter if it happened or not. The only thing that matters is that people came together to stand up to racism:
How stupid do you have to be to think like that? It’s like holding a rally against murder at a campus with no murders. Who the hell is pro-murder? What are you protesting AGAINST?
Finally there was William Lea, the face of the “I hate Turtleboy” crowd:
He attempted to discredit Turtleboy by cracking the age old case of “Who is Turtleboy?” when he linked a three year old opinion column, written by notorious race baiting Turtlegram and Gazette hack, Clive McFarlane:
According to him he’s dealing strictly in “facts”:
Even though there’s zero facts that prove that a racist individual did any of the things that Kiara Dade has alleged.
But the mystery he couldn’t solve was how we found pictures of him on his publicly viewable Facebook page:
I don’t think you know how privacy settings work, but clearly your instincts are sharp as a tac!!
Anyway, this isn’t the last race hoax from Westfield. They will continue as long as the media and faculty continue to buy into it. Why wouldn’t they? It gets them exactly what they want – attention through victim status. But at some point you’d hope that the police put an end to this abuse of police resources, find out who really is doing this shit, and hold them accountable. Even though they already know exactly who did it, but can’t do anything about it because calling out liars is now racist.