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Last month we published a blog about a West Springfield recovery Mom who started a $10K GoFundMe after completely fabricating an unbelievable story about an ex-boyfriend stealing $9K in cash in a backpack that she had just gotten for child support from another sperm door. Obviously the odds of this happening are slim to none since no one in their right mind would ever pay that amount of child support without so much as a receipt.
She acted like her crotch fruits were starring in a UNICEF commercial, and could die any day now from starvation.
And she whined about not being able to pay for rent or other bills while sharing her GFM more times than a crackpipe in Brockton.
Well, she shut down the GFM right after we blogged about her and kept a low profile for a while. But as it turns out it looks like she wasn’t struggling after all.
The Turtlegirl household has two working parents, no GoFundMe’s, and I’m ashamed to say we can’t top that. But at least we’ll always have our dignity, and when my kids grow up and search my name on the Google machine the first thing they find won’t be Turtleboy.
Sadly, this is a true statement.
All I want for Christmas is for Santa to sterilize this fertility fartbox.
Luckily this year she’s decided to make some changes. Except instead of becoming a decent mother who doesn’t have to make up lies to defraud people every Christmas, she’s decided to put someone else first this year.
Herself. And by that she means, “I’m gonna hope this whole Turtleboy things passes in the next couple months so I can do it again next year under a new name.”
Well, good news. The bitch is dead. No more welfare, no more GFM pages, no more drug binges, no more horrible parenting, no more “making beautiful babies”, no more cum dumpstering. I love happy endings.
You already have 2 kids ages 12 and 8, not a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of, 1 or 2 baby daddies who are as helpful as tits on a bull, and you decide to have 2 MORE kids? At what point did having 2 more seem like a smart move to this broad?
Now that alternatives to Backpage and Craigslist are showing up, there’s always a way to supplement some ratchet income. Looks like a solid BBBJCIMNQNS girl to me.
What started off as a tragic story has a happy ending, and I am SO relieved. FINALLY, Allison is going to put herself first for the New Year. For way too long, she’s given her “last dollar” to friends in need. She’s put others first and gone without. She’s worked her fingers to the bone and was left without the strength to even apply a full coat of makeup. But finally her years of a selfless life of sacrifice are over. There’s going to be BIG changes bro, and I don’t care if you like it or not. Shit’s gonna change, and you need to deal with it buddy.
I will take a happy ending for 60 towards her New Years party to help her turn her life around more. I’ll be glad to deposit my holiday spirit on her mouth
I had a better Christmas. No gifts, because neither of us really needed anything, and we are very careful how we handle our money. However, we made a beautiful dinner and invited some wonderful friends over to share the day with us. Everyone had a great time.
“For personal reasons it can’t be in my name.” – That statement alone can be used for a Fraud conviction. Well, child support income is not taxable, however, Child Support received is used for means-testing as well as subsidy schedules for Section 8 (and other public services). So, she is defrauding the social services agencies by not making them aware of a temporary change in circumstances.
We need Forced Labor Camps for people like her.
It’s unfortunate but it’s like feeding the stray cat. Now it knows where the food is it will keep coming back and pissing in your bushes.
Now she will keep doing GFM becuz clearly there are enough idiots to support it.
Good job stupid people. Hope she pisses on your bushes.
The Mrs. worked extra and spent $200 on a roast for family dinner.
That cooked to perfection and a travel mug was my gift.
I’m OK with that.
Behind the scenes, she fucked the shit outta some guy, got him to blow a load on xmas for her and the kiddies, then got a restraining order against him.. Same time next year
Her Christmas tree looks identical to the ones of the Section Eighters in my luxury apartment complex. They cry about being broke but can afford things I can’t on a great income. Oh yeah, my income is taxed and the government doesn’t pay my bills.
“I’m getting my life together” …
I’m so proud of you mother fucker, please tell my why you fucked it up in the first place. On second thought don’t. I can’t take the ratchet-splaining.