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Last month we published a blog about a West Springfield recovery Mom who started a $10K GoFundMe after completely fabricating an unbelievable story about an ex-boyfriend stealing $9K in cash in a backpack that she had just gotten for child support from another sperm door. Obviously the odds of this happening are slim to none since no one in their right mind would ever pay that amount of child support without so much as a receipt.
She acted like her crotch fruits were starring in a UNICEF commercial, and could die any day now from starvation.
And she whined about not being able to pay for rent or other bills while sharing her GFM more times than a crackpipe in Brockton.
Well, she shut down the GFM right after we blogged about her and kept a low profile for a while. But as it turns out it looks like she wasn’t struggling after all.
The Turtlegirl household has two working parents, no GoFundMe’s, and I’m ashamed to say we can’t top that. But at least we’ll always have our dignity, and when my kids grow up and search my name on the Google machine the first thing they find won’t be Turtleboy.
Sadly, this is a true statement.
All I want for Christmas is for Santa to sterilize this fertility fartbox.
Luckily this year she’s decided to make some changes. Except instead of becoming a decent mother who doesn’t have to make up lies to defraud people every Christmas, she’s decided to put someone else first this year.
Herself. And by that she means, “I’m gonna hope this whole Turtleboy things passes in the next couple months so I can do it again next year under a new name.”