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This is Allison Donahue of West Springfield:
And……we’re off to a rough start.
Allison has 4 kids who she is using to try to guilt people into donating to her GoFundMe. And even if you don’t believe her wild tale about a boyfriend taking $10,000 in cash that she’d gotten from another baby daddy for child support, at least maybe you’ll feel bad for the kids. It’s post-Thanksgiving now, which means the “Here’s my crotch fruit, here’s my sob story, and I’m gonna need you to donate and share it” season has commenced.
Just to sum that up, here’s what was said:
“My baby daddy fell behind on child support, then magically came up with $10,000, which he paid in full with cash. I put this large amount of money in a backpack, and this unnamed guy who I thought I was in love with took my bag of child support cash and my car, and said he went grocery shopping. It’s been a few weeks now and even though I can’t find this pole smoker. So I’m gonna go ahead and talk about my kids for a while now because I know that’s cash money. Please share.”
She also did the same thing on a fundraising Facebook page where she’s made more money. She shares it every day, whining to people about how they’re not sharing it enough, because evidently it’s up to strangers on the Internet to make sure her kids have a Christmas this year and she can pay her bills.
And it’s working, because using your crotch fruit as bait around the holidays is the easiest way for a single mom to make money in this country.
Meanwhile her story is not even remotely believable. What kind of deadbeat Dad suddenly shows up with $10,000 in overdue child support and pays with cash? Apparently one who doesn’t want a money trail in case the baby momma he wasn’t paying suddenly says he never paid her. That’s believable.
But why were there two fundraisers – the GoFundMe and the Facebook fundraiser? Don’t worry, she had an explanation for that too.
So the GoFundMe is just for nurses in Providence to donate to. It all adds up now.
What about the guy who stole it from her? Seems like he should probably be in jail if he stole $10,000 cash from his girlfriend.
“From what I’ve heard he’s no where around here.”
Well that’s convenient. I guess you can just steal $10K from people and as long as you’re not close by the cops won’t look for you. Don’t worry though, “there is charges.” Boy was she fooled!
Since people are seemingly giving their hard earned money to her Philip V. Prentiss decided to ask her some questions to see if she could clarify some things.
Now it’s a “long story” when you ask about why someone would pay $10,000 in cash for overdue child support. OK.
There’s also “court documents” she hasn’t shown anyone who she’s asking for cash for, which prove that he did indeed giver her this money (and “court documents”)
Which is weird, because when you pay in cash there isn’t a paper trail, unless we are to believe that this dog filtered dumpcake writes out receipts on her own.
But wait, the story gets more elaborate. Deadbeat baby daddy took out a personal loan, cashed the check he got for it, and then gave her $10,000 in cold hard cash. She can’t explain why she accepts cash though, because there’s “personal reasons” why she can’t.
Now she’s saying that the money was going to be given to her Dad, and she was also going to buy a SUV with it. And the reason she needed cash instead of a check is because she doesn’t have a bank account.
A grown woman and admitted “former” junkie who doesn’t have a bank account. A woman who claims that she was planning on buying a SUV that day with a bag full of child support cash, who now all of a sudden needs you to make sure her kids have Christmas. Yea, this is someone you should give your money to.
On the bright side, she says she gets out of traffic violations on multiple occasions because cops say she looks like Britney Spears.
And she remains a hot commodity on the free market.
I really, really start to hate people around this time every year. If you can’t afford to give your kid’s a nice Christmas I feel bad for them. Every kid should wake up on Christmas morning and feel loved. Maybe this chick isn’t planning on calling up Diego for a fresh bag the second she cashes the GoFundMe money. Maybe she really is just a struggling single mom who is too embarrassed to ask for help. But the fact of the matter is that it’s clear as day that she’s lying about a bag of cash being stolen, along with her car, and the guy who stole it (who was her boyfriend at the time) suddenly cannot be found by the cops. Luckily “there is charges” so he should be brought to justice and have to account for that money shortly.
Remember when people had pride? Remember when people felt somewhat uncomfortable asking strangers to pay for their bills and make sure their kids got a Christmas? The bottom line is that it’s your job to take care of your family on Christmas. If you can’t afford to have kids then use a Goddamn rubber for once in your life.