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West Springfield “Recovery” Mom Starts $10K “Pay For My Kid’s Christmas” GoFundMe Because Ex-Boyfriend Stole Bag With $10K In Cash She Had Just Gotten For Overdue Child Support 

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This is Allison Donahue of West Springfield:

And……we’re off to a rough start.

Allison has 4 kids who she is using to try to guilt people into donating to her GoFundMe. And even if you don’t believe her wild tale about a boyfriend taking $10,000 in cash that she’d gotten from another baby daddy for child support, at least maybe you’ll feel bad for the kids. It’s post-Thanksgiving now, which means the “Here’s my crotch fruit, here’s my sob story, and I’m gonna need you to donate and share it” season has commenced.  

Just to sum that up, here’s what was said:

“My baby daddy fell behind on child support, then magically came up with $10,000, which he paid in full with cash. I put this large amount of money in a backpack, and this unnamed guy who I thought I was in love with took my bag of child support cash and my car, and said he went grocery shopping. It’s been a few weeks now and even though I can’t find this pole smoker. So I’m gonna go ahead and talk about my kids for a while now because I know that’s cash money. Please share.”

She also did the same thing on a fundraising Facebook page where she’s made more money. She shares it every day, whining to people about how they’re not sharing it enough, because evidently it’s up to strangers on the Internet to make sure her kids have a Christmas this year and she can pay her bills.

And it’s working, because using your crotch fruit as bait around the holidays is the easiest way for a single mom to make money in this country.

Meanwhile her story is not even remotely believable. What kind of deadbeat Dad suddenly shows up with $10,000 in overdue child support and pays with cash? Apparently one who doesn’t want a money trail in case the baby momma he wasn’t paying suddenly says he never paid her. That’s believable.

But why were there two fundraisers – the GoFundMe and the Facebook fundraiser? Don’t worry, she had an explanation for that too.

So the GoFundMe is just for nurses in Providence to donate to. It all adds up now.

What about the guy who stole it from her? Seems like he should probably be in jail if he stole $10,000 cash from his girlfriend.

“From what I’ve heard he’s no where around here.”

Well that’s convenient. I guess you can just steal $10K from people and as long as you’re not close by the cops won’t look for you. Don’t worry though, “there is charges.” Boy was she fooled!

Since people are seemingly giving their hard earned money to her Philip V. Prentiss decided to ask her some questions to see if she could clarify some things.

Now it’s a “long story” when you ask about why someone would pay $10,000 in cash for overdue child support. OK.

There’s also “court documents” she hasn’t shown anyone who she’s asking for cash for, which prove that he did indeed giver her this money (and “court documents”)

Which is weird, because when you pay in cash there isn’t a paper trail, unless we are to believe that this dog filtered dumpcake writes out receipts on her own.

But wait, the story gets more elaborate. Deadbeat baby daddy took out a personal loan, cashed the check he got for it, and then gave her $10,000 in cold hard cash. She can’t explain why she accepts cash though, because there’s “personal reasons” why she can’t.

Now she’s saying that the money was going to be given to her Dad, and she was also going to buy a SUV with it. And the reason she needed cash instead of a check is because she doesn’t have a bank account.

A grown woman and admitted “former” junkie who doesn’t have a bank account. A woman who claims that she was planning on buying a SUV that day with a bag full of child support cash, who now all of a sudden needs you to make sure her kids have Christmas. Yea, this is someone you should give your money to.

On the bright side, she says she gets out of traffic violations on multiple occasions because cops say she looks like Britney Spears.

And she remains a hot commodity on the free market.

I really, really start to hate people around this time every year. If you can’t afford to give your kid’s a nice Christmas I feel bad for them. Every kid should wake up on Christmas morning and feel loved. Maybe this chick isn’t planning on calling up Diego for a fresh bag the second she cashes the GoFundMe money. Maybe she really is just a struggling single mom who is too embarrassed to ask for help. But the fact of the matter is that it’s clear as day that she’s lying about a bag of cash being stolen, along with her car, and the guy who stole it (who was her boyfriend at the time) suddenly cannot be found by the cops. Luckily “there is charges” so he should be brought to justice and have to account for that money shortly.

Remember when people had pride? Remember when people felt somewhat uncomfortable asking strangers to pay for their bills and make sure their kids got a Christmas? The bottom line is that it’s your job to take care of your family on Christmas. If you can’t afford to have kids then use a Goddamn rubber for once in your life.

47 Comment(s)
  • Richard Long
    September 28, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    What can you say about Ms. Alison? Knowing her really good. I can tell you her story is 100% real pure Bull Shit. She has 4 children. Three boys and one girl. All by three baby daddies. Only one gives her support once in a while. The last baby daddy. He rode that sperm catcher twice. Has two children with her. The baby girl and last one the baby boy. She all about herself first. Hardly spends time with the kids. Two oldest boys are at grandparents 90% of the time. Not with mommy dearest! She also lies and does drugs. Always dumping kids off to her mom or at sisters house. Shame! Her little girl is just going to end up a future Alison. Kid spiller! She needs to do something with her life & kids. Grow up Allie. Before its too late. Shes 33 going on 17!

  • FRANK
    September 2, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    This lazy excuse for a female, human, and so call mother, needs to grow up and do something with the remaining years of her life! Know her quite well, since she was a child. She’s been enabled by her mom and family friends. Always covering her ass and many screw ups. Just early this year she drove with no drivers licence and was drugged up and totaled her car. What a gal & mom! A baby that had babies. Also OD a few months back. She got a second chance. Use it wisely girl. Raise your kids & give them your time & love. They otherwise will turn out like you, if you don’t!

  • Jason
    December 25, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Wish I could post picture my friend text me showing that Santa came to her house this year. Looked like he was pretty generous as well, especially, living in section 8 housing. I know…I’m shocked too….

  • Long John
    November 26, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    Hey Allison Wanna get Married?? Maybe one of your other baby daddies can drop off another over due 10k for the honeymoon so i can take it food shopping wink wink. You stupid fuck

  • The Truth
    November 26, 2018 at 9:33 am

    The GFM is now closed and topped out at $25 on the dream of 10K…Good job exposing this turtleboy lol

  • Jen
    November 25, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I got rid of my last boyfriend when I found out he was a deadbeat and owed $10,000 to his kids mother. He had to pay it all because the state suspended his driver’s license. It’s paid to the Department of Revenue when there’s a court order as she indicates there is by saying there’s court documents. The state then puts the money on a prepaid credit card for the child’s mother. The notices my ex loser got were very clear that if you pay the child’s mother directly you will not get credit and you will still owe that money. Her story is complete fucking bullshit. If that was my mother I would run away I would be so embarrassed.

  • z
    November 25, 2018 at 11:36 am

    She mentioned Providence Hospital. These days it is a mental health facility.

    Nothing wrong with that and I sincerely mean it. Sometimes you need more than the standard out-patient services. Kind of strange she blew right through that and her mention of it doesn’t make any sense in any context. You don’t go there for a broken arm.

  • Clitty Litter
    November 24, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    I don’t know which I like more……
    Crotch Fruit or Raw Dog Trophy.

    It’s like Ginger or Mary Ann?
    Wilma or Betty?

    Both have their merits.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    November 24, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    Id like to know how the supposed baby daddy had a bank account and was able to take out a personal loan from a finacial institution if he owed 10Gs in back child support!!!!!
    Bitch cant even lie right and makes herself look like a fucking moron considering everyone knows all deadbeats behing that amount in childsupport can NOT have a bank account in thier name as the courts would freeze any and all accounts with his name and social on them and take any money he tried to deposit.. Seeing as that would be the case i highly doubt any bank would give a 10grand personal loan to someone who is that far behind

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    JJ@AOL.COM
    November 24, 2018 at 1:45 pm

    Holy shit, I dont think I’ve ever seen this many comments in a blog.

    I just wanted to add this. There is no reason to spend 10g’ for Christmas period, no if’ and’ or but’! No fucking reason unless you’re taking 10 to 15 people on holiday out of the country. No reason at all to spend that amount of money, especially for children of their age. Bitch, you think those little welfare monkeys care about toys at that age? Kids at that age will play with the boxes and wrapping paper those toys were put into more than the actual toy it self.

    A few years back a friend and his wife went out and spent over a grand for a 2 years olds Christmas. They were fucking pissed beyond anything because their daughter was more fascinated with playing with the boxes and wrapping paper over her toys. It’s not just their child its every child at that age. Kids at that age don’t give a fuck about Christmas, they don’t even know what it means yet! Fucking 10 grand for Christmas my ass. It was more like 10 grand for dope that she wanted to shoot in her arms.

  • Try it lefty
    November 24, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    Imagine being her poor landlord? You know that dude is never going to get his rent. This broad can’t keep her legs closed and then resorts to begging to feed her herd of welfare brats. If she loves cock so much she needs to start sucking more and fucking less.
    There is no shame left in the world. A skank shamelessly begging! Fucking disgusting loser.

  • Shame on you!
    November 24, 2018 at 9:53 am

    Emailed this article to the welfare department. So looks like shit might get a little harder for her. I know I’m sick of working my ass off as a single Mom to take care of my children and Chicks like you beg. Grow up and take care of your children just like the rest of us real moms. You don’t need ten grand to give your children Xmas. Start selling your stuff. I’m sure you got plenty of great clothes and shoes.. get on let go and sell that. Real loving moms will go without everything to make sure their children have what they need. If she is on welfare she is gonna have some explaining to do.

  • George
    November 24, 2018 at 9:39 am

    Piss Poor Liar

    Ever try to get a personal loan these days? Good luck even with great credit, much less if you are 10K behind and have been hauled into court. And seriously, who pays 10K cash when they have had to be ordered by the court to do so? If this was true this girl would have just said she never received it. Next, stealing 10K is grand larceny. There would have been an APB and they’d have caught him, he’s not smart enough to get away if he hooked up with this chick.

  • Welfare fraud
    November 24, 2018 at 9:25 am

    The personal reason is she is on WELFARE! That’s the reason. She is trying to hide it. Scumbag. We all already pay for her to live and now she wants more from us.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dearest Allison:
    November 24, 2018 at 7:44 am

    Hey Allison ! Here’s a few tips:
    1)Stop opening your legs to every random dick that comes along.
    2) Birth control is free. Planned Parenthood hands those little pills put like jelly beans. A few less Oxies and a couple more birth control pills might be the answer.
    3) Tell your cock-of-the- month to use a rubber. God forbid it reduces his “pleasure”.
    4) Get a fucking job !
    5) If you cannot afford the fruits of your pleasure, it’s simple: don’t have them.
    When I was 26, I decided that two children was enough. I couldn’t afford any more. Wanna know what I did? I got my balls disconnected. Yep, vascectomy.
    You see, I work . I’m also socially responsible. I don’t beg for handouts. There were many Christmas’s that I had to sacrifice and make due. That’s what responsible adults do. Note the words : RESPONSIBLE ADULTS.
    Spare me your pity-party.
    You made shitty decisions.
    Live with it.
    Grow the fuck up.

  • Me
    November 24, 2018 at 3:40 am

    Says she wanna gonna deposit it then says she don’t have a bank account.

    Said he was orderd to pay cash. LOL. Not how it works.

  • Judge dread
    November 23, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    Where is Bill Clinton? I would assume he would chime in by now based on the pics. He must be at Jeffery Epstien’s island to take a break from cankles.

    • Bill Clinton
      November 25, 2018 at 4:52 pm

      I’d hit it. In that black blouse? Yowsa! She has FUN written all over her with a capital Arial 96 point F

  • SMH
    Hot single moms stripped.
    November 23, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Is she an illegal immigrant? If not, she can get a bank account.

    Mass. liberals love extracting money from deadbeat dads. Probate court would love to help you file paternity claims against your babydaddys and sign them up for weekly child support payments. Oh, and the money goes to DOR which tracks it and then pays the mom, but not in cash.

    In the good old days single MILFs became strippers. None of this GFM bull.

  • Judge dread
    November 23, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    Despite the relentless Xmas commercials anyone with cable has be assaulted but- you know it is Xmas time when ratchets do gofundme scams for Xmas shit. Happens every time.

  • No begging for me
    November 23, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    Hey fucking cum dumpster, 2.5 years ago I got an infection in my shoulder and had emergency surgery to stop my blood from becoming sepsis. The Dr said I was 12-24 hours away from either eating steak through a straw or pushing up daisies. One problem, she knicked my brachial plexus and rendered my arm useless and triggered an auto immune response which is also causing my left arm to become useless. I live iwith constant nerve pain in both arms and no hope of using my arms again but to pull my zipper up after I take a leak.

    No disability, no unemployment, nothing you fucking bitch. (Lawsuit could take a couple years) I own my house so I get nothing for rent like you, no food stamps, no govt freebies except $375.00 for fucking fuel asst, which I am grateful. Why? cause my wife busted her ass for our family and she made $1200 too much for the freebies that you get. Because she decided to work hard we lose out on thousands of subsidies and you fucking beg all while you are on your back spewing out of your Callahan ovary tunnel another fucking welfare kid/check for you.

    Blow me to earn your go fuck/fund me money, you fucking sperm burper. We don’t beg, we pay our mortgage, all utilities, taxes, food, and guess what else you knee pad wearing skank? Our girls CHRISTMAS FUCKING PRESENTS! My 11 and 15 y/o girls never ask for anything ever since my injury. I shouldn’t say that, they ask for me to be pain free and to be able to play catch like we used to before my injury. So learn to be a parent and not a world class porpoise polisher and let your kids feel love for the first time in their fucking miserable lives.

    Sorry for my soapbox ramble, but this 8 maids are cock milking pissed me off so much I hope she gets $25k. Then gets tooled by the fucking Polar Express train and every cent of that cash flies through the air to every parent that could truly use an extra $100 bucks this Christmas.

    I hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving.

    • Real life problems
      November 24, 2018 at 9:33 am

      You have a great wife. And everything you said is true. Life is not easy. I hope you and your family have a great Xmas and a happy new year.

  • CUNTWAGON
    November 23, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Here’s a great idea… TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FUCKING KIDS. Nobody but you cares if they have shit Christmas or not, so get off your ass and make an effort if you really give a shit.

  • turtlerider2018
    November 23, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    Are you kidding me? I don’t have a lot of money left over after I pay all my bills every month but guess what? CHRISTMAS FALLS ON THE SAME DAY EVERY YEAR DECEMBER 25TH! Ditto for your kids birthdays. You literally have an ENTIRE year to save up money/presents to prepare for this day. It’s really not that hard! Stop buying New Port 100’s and shitty make up and put that money in the bank or an envelope in your case or even a parent or someone you can trust to hold onto it for you. There are people in legitimate need on the holidays! Don’t make a GoFundMe to bail yourself out and pay for some bougee ass dream/fantasy Christmas that you want. LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS! Honestly, you’re probably doing this because you want to prove yourself to your kids or some sort of guilt for a being a drug addict and not there for them. One 10,000 Christmas isn’t going to make up for YEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 23, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    She reminds me of my useless niece who has never held a job, pops out illegitimate kids, and begs and steals money from well-meaning people any chance she gets. For her, it’s all about cable TV, noontime wake ups, handouts, and sugar daddies.

    Good luck with that baby. Not a penny for your GoFundMe will you get from me!

  • Stunt Penis
    November 23, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    I’d let Allison guzzle my protein shots at $5 per squirt. Tack on a 20% premium if she makes em extra strength with a prostate massage.

    • Dr. Wilby Inebriated, Sex Therapist
      November 24, 2018 at 4:29 am

      Three finger technique and a tonguepunch on that PM or she isn’t trying hard enough.

  • fuck you
    November 23, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    Went to walmart with the hubby today to get our weekly shopping done (pet supplies, new oil to get the oil changes done) y’know typical black friday shopping. I hate everyone. This time of year makes people ignorant picky cocks. I don’t give a fuck if your kid has a shite christmas because you failed to raise them to know that christmas is about more than just the gifts. Pay your bills, then do your luxuries, why is that so hard for people to understand? Just because the new iPhone is $2k doesn’t mean you get to ignore all of your bills, bitch on social media via a fucked up pandering game just to get it. Fuck this cunt. I hope santa brings your little fucktard kids coal so they realize life sucks and mom is the reason why.

  • DJ
    November 23, 2018 at 4:33 pm

    Okay sorry one more thing.. She says she had a back pack stuffed with 10,000 in cash that she had it in her car. Her boyfriend was like hey babe I am gonna take that 10 thousand and your car to go grocery shopping??? How much food was he gonna buy?? Lastly if he stole her car, did she contact the police for that and did she call for this missing bundle of cash? Hey Allie, show us the stolen car and the stolen cash police report and is the police searching for this guy who committed two felonies?? Does not add up one but. Would love to hear her call in and talk with turtle boy? I am sure she is wicked smahhhht..lol ok I am done now….haha

  • DJ
    November 23, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    This story absolutely does not make sense at all. Four kids and I am assuming 3 or 4 daddy’s and she is NOT on welfare? That is complete bull sh*t. I can’t believe she actually is thus stupid and I am sorry anyone who donates to this lazy ass is even dumber. So I broke my foot back in July and after 3 months in a cast, I had to have surgery. I am a waitress so I have been out of work since July 7th. I go back to waitressing 1st week of December thank God. Instead of begging strangers for money to pay my bills and take care of my son, I went and got another job that I could do with an injured foot. So now as if December 1st I will have two jobs and will buy gifts for my son myself. Sorry but that is what a real mom does. Not only is she probably on every sort of assistance out there because this is Massachusetts, but now she wants us hard working people to just give her money. OMG..get a job or at least a better go fund me scam. SMDH

  • vic1
    November 23, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    I would kick in a twenty bill if she lets me stuff her tunnel with ooey gooey man cream.

    • Captain Trips
      Soccer Slut
      November 23, 2018 at 6:40 pm

      Get in line partner. The entire soccer team is ahead of you

  • MrSmiley
    November 23, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    Gofundme should have some standards. Got robbed? Show us police report. Homeless vet? Where’s your 214. List goes on and on. Panhandling without the effort. Foookem

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    White people….really the dregs of society.

    Why dont’ they gets jobs?

    • randall guy jr.
      November 23, 2018 at 9:45 pm

      randall guy sucks cock on a daily basis, fucking twink. Daddy when u gonna pay momma da back support? who crackhead fucking homo

    • Those More Highly Evolved
      November 23, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      Said the hypocrite junkie negro, when the eradication of negroes from our society would eliminate a huge swath of the gangs and dealers who pollute our society with drugs and crime.

      You see, smackhead pavement monkey, the first step towards solving society’s ills is to segregate ourselves completely from those of your hue.

      The interesting metaphor for your people’s role in society is your coming along here and piping in with ineffectual comments that ironically reflect the drain those of your hue effect on our resources.

      Your uselessness in this microcosm is amusingly symmetrical to that of your pitiful race in our society.

      Were we to separate ourselves completely from you, the lifespan of your collective populace would be a maximum of 32 years.

      You should be fellating us for mercy, yet you demonstrate your color’s shortsightedness by biting the hand that feeds you.

      Since we are so compassionate towards you monkeys, and also since we have such a good sense of humor, we throw you just what is necessary so that you don’t exterminate each other.

      So hang around all you like. We’re all too ready to remind you of place and general worth.

  • Kris Kringle
    November 23, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    Dearest Allison. I’m fucking loaded and would never give a nickel to a piece of shit like you. Fuck you and Merry Christmas!

  • Clee Torres
    November 23, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    She doesn’t appear to have defaced her body with career-destroying tattoos all over the visible portions of her body, relatively attractive and still young enough to land a somewhat respectable man who won’t be put off by raising someone else’s kids. Hopefully she can lose the undeserved self-important attitude and work on being a contributing, desirable member of society before she ends up with her kids taken away and living in a no-tell motel paying week to week.

  • Fentanyl
    November 23, 2018 at 12:18 pm

    That’s another rachet I missed. Either I’m losing my touch, or the illegal alien dealers in the sanctuary cities need to pick up their game. Hear that, Lawrence?

  • Danii
    November 23, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Is she employed? Probably not if she doesn’t have a bank account. She could try getting a job. Let’s say I believe this story about all this child support owed, which I don’t. How was she living without the child support and what if she didn’t get it? She would still be a broke hoe. The story doesn’t add up, I feel bad for the kids but it’s not my problem. I’m a single mom and I struggle around the holidays..you know what I do? I get a 3rd job to make sure my kid has a fantastic christmas, it’s what good parents do. Smh

  • itsjustme
    M
    November 23, 2018 at 11:02 am

    She can’t have a bank account because she either screwed over the bank and now can’t have one, or she doesn’t want welfare to know about her windfall (if it really happened, which I doubt.) I love how she keeps saying she would donate to someone in this situation. Bitch please, you’re literally begging for “even a dollar,” you know you wouldn’t donate shit, because you don’t have shit.
    Plus, I guarantee she has been to every organization that provides Christmas gifts for kids already. Her kids will not suffer this Christmas

  • Some broad
    November 23, 2018 at 10:58 am

    Wow. 10k for her kids’ Christmas, sure captures the meaning of Christmas.
    My kids are lucky if they’ll get 1k of shit combined.

  • Yuck
    November 23, 2018 at 10:07 am

    What in the fuck is with the goddamn sharpie eyebrows? I guess these dumb bitches have no clue that everyone who sees that shit is fucking cracking up at how stupid they look. Also, guarantee this bitch is all over pornhub. She ain’t broke by any stretch of the imagination.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    Jj@aol.com
    November 23, 2018 at 9:38 am

    Ahhh yes, the old “the state gave me 10 g’ for back child support” claim.

    Yeah that just does not happen. She is on welfare. The state gives her a check every month. What ever baby daddy pays gos into their pockets not hers. Nice lie though.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 23, 2018 at 1:24 pm

      You are absolutely correct. And any idiot that gives to her begging deserves to be called an idiot.

      Another wrong decision-making, entitled, useless, lazy, narcissistic asshole.

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