This is Mike Haley from Westfield.
G Spunk likes to prank people, like he did back in July with this post.
But for whatever he decided to kick it up a notch yesterday when he messaged an acquaintance, pretended to have just had a baby, and then pretended that the baby died.
When you do a reverse Google image search on that that poon polyp he claimed was his daughter you get this.
I mean…..what the fuck? Every day I do this Turtleboy thing and I think I’ve seen the most fucked up shit I’ll ever see in my lifetime. And then one day you wake up and hear about the sperm dodger from Westfield who dragged a woman through the imaginary death of his newborn 6 pound, 4 ounce baby. The amount of detail and planning he put into that lie are truly diabolical.
You can tell just from their conversation that these two people know each other, but they don’t know each other that well, and he could’ve knocked a girl up and had a baby without her knowing. So he just targets this woman out of nowhere to be the butt of his “My preemie poon polyp just died” joke. How demented does Feminem have to be to do something like that to a mother?
I mean, it’s not illegal and he’s not technically hurting anyone. But this still might be one of the most ratchet things ever written about on TB.
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