Feminem Messages Mother/Friend Pretending To Have Newborn Preemie Baby Who Then Dies, But He Stole The Baby Picture From Google Because He’s A Sperm Dodging Shithead  



This is Mike Haley from Westfield.


G Spunk likes to prank people, like he did back in July with this post.

But for whatever he decided to kick it up a notch yesterday when he messaged an acquaintance, pretended to have just had a baby, and then pretended that the baby died.

When you do a reverse Google image search on that that poon polyp he claimed was his daughter you get this.

I mean…..what the fuck? Every day I do this Turtleboy thing and I think I’ve seen the most fucked up shit I’ll ever see in my lifetime. And then one day you wake up and hear about the sperm dodger from Westfield who dragged a woman through the imaginary death of his newborn 6 pound, 4 ounce baby. The amount of detail and planning he put into that lie are truly diabolical.

You can tell just from their conversation that these two people know each other, but they don’t know each other that well, and he could’ve knocked a girl up and had a baby without her knowing. So he just targets this woman out of nowhere to be the butt of his “My preemie poon polyp just died” joke. How demented does Feminem have to be to do something like that to a mother?

I mean, it’s not illegal and he’s not technically hurting anyone. But this still might be one of the most ratchet things ever written about on TB.


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16 Comment(s)
  • Boy verion of a fake miscarriage
    October 22, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    This is what you get from single mom households. Young men using attention getting tactics they learned from the women in their house. If there was any men around he’d know to lie about cars,$, and dick size. They’re raising lil bitches out here. Also I genuinely feel for the REAL loss of a pregnancy or baby it’s life shattering, your pain is real and you should all feel supported.

  • This idiot, wtf...
    October 22, 2019 at 12:26 am

    SIDS might be good for him.
    Sudden Injection Death Seizure.
    He could use a Fenty treatment. An aggressive one.
    I love the little choking sounds they make as the body fights to get a breath and it’s losing. Music to my ears. Bonus when they puke and aspirate. The body drowns itself. Awesome.
    Lay down a sick beat and record that shit with autotuning. I sense a big hit coming up!

  • Dr. Ed
    October 19, 2019 at 11:11 am


  • Postnatal Drip
    October 19, 2019 at 2:59 am

    weak, pathetic, needy loser.

  • Auntie Alec
    October 19, 2019 at 1:20 am

    THIS HIT A NERVE!!!! My sister found her sweet 4 week old perfectly healthy, full term at birth, baby girl dead at 7am due to SIDS. He is a sick demented individual. He literally fantasized about having a daughter then plotted her death before he even decided he would father this imaginary baby. He planted the “there’s always SIDS” comment morbidly!! Any new parent wouldn’t dare to even THINK about SIDS nvm “well there’s always SIDS” like he’s referring to chicken pox. Stop it. He has no idea how deep he hit a nerve with this turtle rider. My family & especially my sister and her husband are still going through hell after losing their baby daughter. He thinks this is a game, well check mate sicko. RIP Gloria Shurick … this one’s for you

  • killary cunton
    October 18, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    what a fucking faggot he looks like a queef, not tough looking at all. id cry every day if I had to wake up and see that ugly face in the mirror. you fucking poon

    • Stevie
      October 19, 2019 at 11:45 pm

      Killary he’s a loser but I’ll bet anything he’d slap the shit out of you
      You weak cunt

  • Russmo
    October 18, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    You know he likes ass to mouth from his boyfriend

  • One hot load please, hold the Narcan
    October 18, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    Here’s hoping he spikes a hot load and does society a favor!
    Don’t waste the Narcan on this festering shit pile.

  • Y
    October 18, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Someone, anyone should smack the dog shit out of this POS (piece of shit, not point of sale).
    His misdeed is maniacal and down right dirty; he was definitely looking for a sympathy fuck.
    Complete douche bag!

  • Ratchet Bitch
    October 18, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Is there a Go Fund ME? I gotta gotta sell me some food stamps and donate to it…

  • Dick Scratcher
    October 18, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    What. A. Complete. Cunt.
    I have nothing more.

  • Wu Jack City
    October 18, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    He reminds me of every Woburn wigger I have ever met

  • Wheres the beef
    October 18, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Wow dude you have to be the ugliest out of the class of 01. Keep running it isn’t helping. When you stroke out hopefully it’s in a gym and not some road in Holden.

  • John C Holmes
    October 18, 2019 at 4:40 pm


  • Is he raping babies or something?
    October 18, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    Um yeah it’s only a lie if you dont believe it.

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