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Pumpkin Spice Mafia Inducts New Member After Southampton Mom Nearly Gets Kidnapped By Two Men In Baby Section Of Westfield Walmart

 

This is Stacy Widelo from Southampton.

She’s a pyramid scheme pilferer who’s constantly trying to get you to buy something she’s selling, and feels the need to start off posts by telling you she’s not a scammer like those other scammers.

She’s one of the good ones.

Stacy recently went to Walmart to pick up some crotch fruit stuff and nearly was the victim of an extensive two man human trafficking scheme. She took her initial post down, presumably so the traffickers wouldn’t find out who she was, but other people shared it.

Holy shit, that was a close one!! A man in black came into her aisle, then left, and then came back into her aisle…..FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION!! Next thing you know the guy is Facetiming and she can see that she’s appearing in the video, probably so the big boss on the other end of the call can determine how much the Russian sex slave traders would pay for her. Logically then the whole thing had to be an elaborate set up where one man would distract her by lying about his dead fiance and showing her baby pictures, and the other guy would come from the other end of the aisle and prevent her from escaping. They would likely gag her on the spot and drag her kicking and screaming from Walmart without anyone noticing. This sort of thing happens all the time these days.

Another smart move was pinning herself up against the cooler in the front of the store. A lot of women would run to the parking lot like their life depended on it and get in their car. But she knows damn well that the guy in the rape van WANTS her to do that, and since she’s “paralyzed with fear,” she wisely called up her hubby who came and picked her up even though her car was there. I’m sure that guy has a very stress free life living with Stacy.

She later posted an update.

Thank God we can eliminate one of the two men as sex traffickers. Sure, she wrongly accused a single dad whose wife died of being involved in an elaborate plot to kidnap her, but it’s better safe than sorry. As for the other guy, he’s still out there and YOU could be his next victim. Luckily there is absolutely no one on her friends list who is attempting to suggest that she could’ve misinterpreted what happened or made an absolute fool of herself. Instead they are rightly telling her that she did the correct thing in posting about her harrowing incident on Facebook.

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50 Comment(s)
  • Wastefield Bartender
    September 2, 2020 at 9:52 am

    HAHAHA!!! Listen you basic bitch from the cheap generic Northampton, stay out of my town!! We’ve got enough issues here without your ridiculous, attention-starved, dumb-as-shit, desperate ass story. If you were that fearful you should have started your sales scam speech on these dudes and they would have run the other way. You ran as fast as you could with the cart?!? In what world does that make any sense?? Instead of running to an employee or the customer service desk, you put your back to a cooler and called your hubs? You deserve to get kidnapped because you have no self preservation skills whatsoever. Of course this whole story is bullshit, but if it weren’t, you give women a bad name.

    Next time head on over to the Chicopee Wal-Mart. Nothing bad ever happens there ( they only happen to have the cops called more than any other Wal-Mart in the country.) The store is super well organized and wicked clean. I heard they don’t even have wild birds flying around the produce section anymore and the pregnant lady fights have been cut down to only a few a week. Stay safe and Godspeed. (Stay the fuck out of my town with your hysterical bullshit)

  • Alisha Shelton
    August 31, 2020 at 2:58 am

    You don’t need to be a behavioral specialist from Nebraska to see that her version of events stinks. She ACTUALLY has kids?
    Pray for them.

  • Dough bro
    August 30, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Wow! I remember when I bought this product! No matter how many times I rubbed one off using it,u my hog skin still had wrinkles!

  • Dr Phil McGraw
    August 29, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    She’s lonely and in need of attention
    I can help with that.

  • Done with this shit
    August 29, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    I do not know one man who would hear this story from their wife, and not tear into that store with a Louieville slugger looking for the man dressed in black. Josh, WTF dude?

  • You don't need a Phd
    August 29, 2020 at 10:59 am

    These women are screaming.

    “I’m attractive to men! Somebody pay attention to me!”

    If any of them ever tried amateur night at a strip club or camming from home they would become addicted and unable to stop.

    • North of the Border
      August 29, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  • Mike Oxlong
    August 29, 2020 at 10:04 am

    What kinda pussy is hubby ‘Josh’ who hasn’t bitch-slapped some sense into this psycho yet? She told him she was about to be abducted from a crowded Walmart and he dropped what he was doing and came to ‘rescue’ her?? Grow some fucken balls, Joshie. Still, I’d pearl necklace her.

  • Abrogator
    August 29, 2020 at 10:03 am

    I stopped reading at “pyramid scheme pilferer”.

  • Vladimir the Kidnapper
    August 29, 2020 at 9:58 am

    Well, Dunkins’ has started serving Pumpkin Spice coffee so it just stands to reason the Pumpkin Spice Mafia would be recruiting.

  • Sal O’Mal
    August 29, 2020 at 9:04 am

    If you’ve been in the Westfield Walmart you’d believe her.

  • MGTOW
    August 28, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Women like this fucking nut job are why MGTOW is a thing. Men are no longer interested in spending their entire lives with fucked up cunts who are crazy. Any man who even associates with a woman like this, even just in conversation is just asking for trouble. This woman is the human equivalent of napalm. Unstable! STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS BROAD!

    • Just use them as a cum dumpster
      August 28, 2020 at 9:41 pm

      While you are correct, dumping a load in her would feel great. The first question when encountering a woman of her kind is, Are you still fertile? If the answer is yes, say goodbye

  • CONN
    August 28, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Why do people like having sex in traffic? Seems dangerous.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 28, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Is that a nose ring or is it a mature lung fluke crawling it’s way out?

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 28, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    Next time someone asks if you wanna see pictures of their kids… just whisper “oh, fuck yeah”. They won’t ask again.

  • Borat
    August 28, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Azamat is such pussy. He get crazy around blonde women with nose ring. I tell him is not for leading from store on dog chain.

    He only trying to sell Herbalife

  • WarWack
    August 28, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    tattoos, Nose ring and Norwex microfiber clean and whine parties. Russian rape vans and a semi-hardo low IQ hubby who will drop everything and run an para-Military extraction at the local Wal-mart because Becky can’t pour out her fears to a store manager or dial 911. I would pull her from the truck in her driveway, smack her across the face 3 times and make her walk back to the store to get her car.
    Stupid Bitch

  • Dees nutz
    August 28, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    even in the “hold the phone high, I’ll look greatest, you can se she is fat as fuck. her belly hangs out more than her breasts. I know her. she is so ugly and such a seacow. and a fat fuck… just EWW

    • Jort Wardrobe with Retarded kids
      August 28, 2020 at 8:43 pm

      Yes. Perfect specimen for kidnapping and then shipped off to sex trade. Nose ring, shoulder tattoo and all. Maybe if she was 18. This loser loves the attention that the ‘old gray van with half a dozen soccer sticker’ mothers give her.

    • Stacilynn Winegarden
      November 24, 2020 at 2:30 pm

      Apparently Denise hasn’t looked in the mirror lately.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 28, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    I believe her story.

    Seems normal to me. Last time I went there I saw Snow White inquiring about apples, Little Red Riding Hood looking for wolf repellant, Bambi was in the pet food section, and Alfalfa from the Little Rascals was looking for hair creme.

  • Marco from Triboya
    August 28, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    you vill not get away next time – Goodluck

    • Brian Mills
      August 28, 2020 at 4:07 pm

      Cpenho! You don’t remember me but I told you I’d find you.

  • Spic Tormèntòr
    August 28, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    The street value of a bloated 37 year old mom with a vagina that looks like someone stepped on a cuban sandwich cannot be very much.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 28, 2020 at 3:59 pm

      Are you back? Is that you? The wit certainly fits! 🙂

      • Spic Tormèntòr
        August 28, 2020 at 4:05 pm

        Yeah, the troll isn’t awake yet since it’s a work day and all

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          August 28, 2020 at 4:13 pm

          “with a vagina that looks like someone stepped on a cuban sandwich”

          Yup. That’s the real ST. No one can duplicate that wit.

          Welcome back my friend!

      • The angry taint
        August 28, 2020 at 4:10 pm

        I wasn’t sure either but glad he is.

        • Spic Tormèntòr
          August 28, 2020 at 4:13 pm

          Thanks bro. My fans have been missing me from what I hear. Feels good to be back.

          • Judge dread
            August 28, 2020 at 4:18 pm

            Welcome back buddy. Place hasn’t been the same without you.

          • Spic Tormèntòr
            August 28, 2020 at 4:28 pm

            ^^didn’t take long for the disgruntled troll to chime in.

          • Spic Tormèntòr
            August 28, 2020 at 4:29 pm

            Still pretending to be me? you really are a pathetic faggot. you will never get on my level no matter how hard you try.

          • Spic Tormèntòr
            August 28, 2020 at 4:35 pm

            ^ immediate responses to everything. You really are just a pathetic loser huh? It’s been a week and you’re still mad. You must have some exciting plans this weekend like working on your hair doll and fucking a cantaloupe

          • Spic Tormèntòr
            August 28, 2020 at 4:40 pm

            Yawn… look who’s talking. And you like to use the word “pathetic faggot” and “pathetic loser” in like ever single one of you fake alias on here. so I can always tell when its you. you PATHETIC FAGGOT.

          • Captain Trips
            Captain Trips
            August 28, 2020 at 4:52 pm

            Maybe unc needs to go back to that short lived sign in method again….

      • Sp*c Tormentor
        August 28, 2020 at 4:20 pm

        No, thats NOT me… Common Man, still going at it 5 days later. Fucking loser.

        • Captain Trips
          August 28, 2020 at 4:33 pm

          Just ignore the trolls bro, you obviously pissed someone off with one of your comments. Truth hurts I guess haha. And honestly you should really talk to Unc and see if he could give you a writing gig… you are way too funny to be wasting your talents in the comment section.

          • Captain Trips
            Captain Trips
            August 28, 2020 at 4:38 pm

            ^^ And…that wasn’t the real me either. I see the problem isn’t fixed yet

          • Captain Trips
            August 28, 2020 at 4:42 pm

            wtf THIS is the real me… that fucking pedophile ST keeps replying to his own comments using my name, just to make it look like I am supporting him. what a fucking weirdo.

  • Lou
    August 28, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Did that guy escape in a black van driven by clowns? I also heard that Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials died after mixing Coke with Pop Rocks.
    Anything that a woman claims who sells snake oil online with a nose piercing and tats needs to be taken with a giant grain of salt…

  • Flash Sale
    August 28, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    I’ll buy her for $6 and a six pack of PBR…

    • Snowflake Hunter
      August 30, 2020 at 2:40 pm

      Who the fuck would pay $6 to listen to that cumbucket’s mouth? She wouldn’t last 5 minutes in any normal mans life. She is a delusional soccer mom that actually thinks Joe Biden will SAVE America! Lol

  • WTF America
    August 28, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Was there at least a police report? wait were the cops even called to begin with? If I’m about to be kidnapped inside a store you better damn well believe I’m calling 911 FIRST then my hubby. Just my opinion, Lol.

    • The angry taint
      August 28, 2020 at 4:05 pm

      I was thinking the same thing. Maybe just maybe that is her little fantasy. Being kidnapped by 2 guys then getting spit roasted followed by an angry dragon,cincinatti bowtie,strawberry short-caked and a Worcester dump truck. They finish her up with a gorilla mask and drop her off back at her car.

      • Dough bro ^^^^
        August 28, 2020 at 4:18 pm

        That my good man is some good twisted humor right there!!

        • The angry taint
          August 28, 2020 at 4:26 pm

          Lol thank you sir, I have my moments.

      • Filthy Animals
        August 28, 2020 at 4:25 pm

        Doesnt every white chick who tucks into a BBC wear the gorilla mask?

      • Bernard Sanders
        August 28, 2020 at 5:37 pm

        All women have rape fantasies. It’s true.

    • Happy Fill More
      August 29, 2020 at 9:47 am

      This, 100x.

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