Westfield Lardo Mayor Marmalade Don Humason Posts Pictures Of Him And Congressmen Richie Neal With 75 Maskless People At Chamber Of Commerce Breakfast While Westfield Schools Remain Closed


This is Westfield Mayor and former State Senator Don Humason.

The Westfield Public Schools are doing a hybrid model for school this year. As of right now the only kids back in school are the shop kids, and the rest start coming back in November. When they do masks will be required.

Yet here’s the Mayor today posting about a Chamber of Commerce breakfast with Congressman Richie Neal, and a room full of adults without masks on at Tekoa Country Club in Westfield.

There are close to 75 people in that room. Under the current Massachusetts guidelines which everyone else has to follow no more than 25 people are allowed in an enclosed area like this.

Under the updated gatherings order (August 7), indoor gatherings are limited to eight people per 1,000 square feet, but should not exceed 25 people in a single enclosed, indoor space. Outdoor gatherings in enclosed spaces are limited to 25 percent of the facility’s maximum permitted occupancy, with a maximum of 50 people in a single enclosed outdoor space.

This is hardly surprising from a hypocrite like Richie Neal. After all, we just did a blog about him five days ago when he posted a picture of him and four young people without masks on at a coffee shop.

People have had to cancel weddings at the last minute, schools remain closed, those that are open force children to cover their mouths all day, and some schools are requiring kids not speak during lunch to prevent the spread of a virus that couldn’t possibly kill them.  But here is a room full of adults who dictate policy for the rest of us flaunting the rules they make everyone else obey. The are no words to adequately describe the amount of contempt you should feel seeing things like this.

Someone did ask about the masks and here’s what Mayor Marmalade had to say.

Oh OK. They wore the masks until they got to the table. Then they removed them and the virus magically lost its ability to come out of or into their mouths.

I won’t post pictures of the Mayor’s kids, but he’s posted recent ones on Facebook of his own children wearing masks while mini-golfing outdoors. They could get the virus outside, but these people inside are all safe from it somehow. He even wears them whenever theres’s a photo op.

It should be noted that Mayor Humason is incredibly high risk if he were to contract the virus. Yet when the cameras aren’t rolling he has no problem exposing himself. For the record, I don’t think they should have to wear masks. But if you’re gonna force children to wear masks and deprive them of a real education until November, you’re spitting in their faces when you post something like this on Facebook.



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78 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 23, 2020 at 10:14 am

    One of the good politicians in the state (as commented below)?!?! Just because we got a dispensary in the Waste does not mean you need to smoke all of it at once. You cannot see the hypocrisy in these photos?!? I’ve been out of work for 6 months because of Commie Baker. No bars till phase 4. Yet, these piece of shit politicians can go against the executive order. Of all people too!!! Humason is SO FUCKING HIGH RISK!!! I’m tired of the bull.

    Next question….what has he done for the town?!?! All I see are ribbon cuttings and dedications at memorials like 9/11 one. In the meantime, the largest water supply in town (the Barnes aquafier) STILL has PFAS and PFOS contamination higher than EPA’sl suggested levels. Instead of listening to a brilliant woman like Kristen Mello and the scientists that were brought in to town, they said Fuck it!! We’ll go with the GAC system even though it has failed in other communities. If you live in Westfield….look at those levels!!! Then look at the clusters of certain cancers, autoimmune diseases, decreased immunities (anyone with these “forever contaminants in their blood are at a much higher risk of contracting Covid and having complications from it). I have an extremely rare form of MS. Back in the day it was called terminal MS. It is STILL considered the only terminal form. I have 5 other “diagnoses” including epilepsy. My name was not pulled for the free testing they did up on the north side so I paid $1400 to have them done. My numbers are through the roof!!!!

    So again, he is not a good politician. He’s done NOTHING to allieve the water problem. Something that has affected 60% of the town. Holyoke was willing to let us hook into their resorvoir but it would have cost more money so they chose something that was clearly not working in other cities because it was cheaper. If you got shot, are you going to put a bandaid on it? Fuck no!

    I’d also like to throw out, why would big Don do ANYTHING to better the health of us residents when he CLEARLY does nothing to better his!!

    All of us bartenders that cannot reopen, all those politicians and Chamber of Commerce members should receive a fine as well as Tekoa Country Club. I’m watching bars that have been open for 10+ years closing permanently because of the ex order but it’s perfectly ok for Humungoes to do it. Talking about spitting in the face of the taxpayers!

  • Joe
    September 21, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    I believe that everyone should be free to live their life the way they want but there is just no good excuse for being that fat.

  • dosshouse
    September 20, 2020 at 12:04 am

    you’re doing god’s work, keep embarrassing the pols

    September 19, 2020 at 10:39 am


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  • Joe Biden
    September 19, 2020 at 9:11 am

    This is Joe Biden. Hey Mayor Don. You Wana have a push up contest? Your full of shit!

  • No mask inside but wears a mask outside
    September 19, 2020 at 9:08 am

    There’s pics of Don HUMUNGOUSon wearing a mask outside but yet he doesn’t wear a mask inside while with a large gathering. What a fucking moron. On a side note this guy looks like he’s never missed a meal in his life.

  • Wide or tall?
    September 19, 2020 at 9:05 am

    Is Don Humason wider than he is tall? Hard to tell in the pics. One things for sure. He is one fat fucker. He must take some mean shits. Fills the toilet right up.

  • Herr Doktor
    September 19, 2020 at 9:03 am

    I estimate his BMI as 187.

  • Don Humason isn’t fat
    September 19, 2020 at 9:03 am

    Don Humason isn’t fat. He’s vertically challenged.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    September 19, 2020 at 3:55 am

    Now that is one hell of a tie! Wonder where you can buy them for”The Extra Long Edition! Makes your waist look smaller by forty years!!”

    • That’s not a tie
      September 19, 2020 at 9:14 am

      That’s not a tie. It’s a 50 foot leash. Humason’s neck is wide. He should walk around with a sign attached to his back that reads WIDE LOAD.

  • 75?
    September 18, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Turtleboy – when you say “75” in the article, are you sure you are talking about 75 maskless people? Because I think Don’s waist is also 75 .

  • BIG Neck
    September 18, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    BIG neck on this Humason guy. I think his neck might be larger than an average mans waist.

    September 18, 2020 at 11:03 pm


  • Joe Biden
    September 18, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    Look Fat…

  • Blorp
    September 18, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Another anorexia survivor in Mass politics. Why do we keep electing these bloated slugs?

  • Sane
    September 18, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Lighten up on Richie Neal. He is one of the few remaining sane and normal Democrats left.

  • The FATTER Don
    September 18, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    They called John Gotti the DAPPER DON
    They should call DON HUMUNGOUSon the FATTER DON

  • Does Don HUMUNGOUSon wear a bra?
    September 18, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    Does DON HUMUNGOUSon wear a bra? By the looks of him, he is huge and might have larger tits than Dolly Parton.

  • Karyn Polito
    September 18, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    No one invited me to this party! I LOVE attending other people’s gatherings during these Corona Lockdowns. Rules for thee not for me. Please invite me next time. Am I too Ugly? Just to let you know, I became the master of the reverse cowgirl due to having such an ugly face. No one rides a cock like me!

  • WHY?
    September 18, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    Why is it that the pub won’t serve me if I am already drunk, but restaurants continue to serve fat fucks like DON HUMUNGOUSon even though he is already FAT!

      September 18, 2020 at 8:42 pm


  • Man VS Fat
    September 18, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Man VS Fat = FAT WON

  • If the Mayor Job doesn't work out...
    September 18, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    If the Mayor job doesn’t work out, Don could always get a 2nd career as a SUMO wrestler. If Size Matters, Don is the KING!

    September 18, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Does Don HUMUNGOUSon have to purchase THREE SEATS when he flies on an airline? Not sure if he could fit in one seat, and two is a stretch most likely.

    September 18, 2020 at 8:18 pm


    September 18, 2020 at 8:14 pm


  • The Great State of Obesity
    September 18, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Is DON HUMUNGOUSon from the state of Massachusetts? Or is he from the Great State of Obesity?

  • Chris Christie's Twin Brother
    September 18, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Is this Chris Christie’s Twin Brother? Separated at Birth?

    • whatevuh
      September 20, 2020 at 8:01 am

      ya, they separated them with a sawzall . . . .

  • Balls
    September 18, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Mayor Don is SOOO fucking fat that I am guessing that he CAN’T see his penis or balls over his FAT fucking gut. Don has more rolls than a toilet paper factory.

  • Guess the size
    September 18, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    What size do you support Don’s clothes are? Ten X? Seriously though, anyone have a guess at what size the TENT is that this fat fuck is wearing?

  • Lots of Farms in Southwick
    September 18, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    There are LOTS of farms in Southwick, which is right next to Westfield. Is that Mayor Don or did on of Farmer John’s cows get loose again?

  • Is Don HUMUNGOUSon a Movie Star?
    September 18, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Is Don HUMUNGOUSon a Movie Star? Was he the actor that played the stay puff marshmallow character in Ghostbusters?

    September 18, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    Don HUMUNGOUSon looks like a beached whale. Isn’t whaling illegal? PUT THE FORK DOWN DON!

  • Charlie Faker
    September 18, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    This is Charlie Faker. Dear Don. For my bullshit Covid control the people shut down orders that are wrecking the economy to make Trump look bad, I left booze stores open to appease the alcoholic Marty Walsh happy. I left fast food resturaunts open for fat assed people like you Don HUMUNGOUSon. Your welcome. PS Don you give new meaning to the old term supersize

    September 18, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    Does my fat ass and fat guy make
    Me look fat? I hope this country never has a food shortage. Thank god there’s a Burger King and a McDonalds in Westfield.

    September 18, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    This is Don HUMUNGOUSon. The stupid people of Westfield elected me a career politician in the last election instead of a true public servant, Mike McCabe. I might identify as a Republican however I am part of the establishment and part of the swap. WEAR YOUR MASKS PEOPLE! Rules for thee not for me (and my friends).

    • Downvote?
      September 18, 2020 at 7:52 pm

      The downvote on the above comment is most likely from one of Don’s supporters. Don seems to have a cult like following among his supporters. To some, Don can do no wrong.

  • whatevuh
    Larry the Cable Guy
    September 18, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    He should get his stomach stapled . . . . to what, the buffet table?

    • Saddle
      September 18, 2020 at 8:03 pm

      I figured he would get his ass attached to a saddle style chair at Dunkin Donuts.

  • whatevuh
    Are you gonna finish that?
    September 18, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    This whale needs to put his fork down once in a while, holy shit !

    • Are you gonna eat your fat?
      September 18, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      Caddyshack the movie had the best line. Describes Don perfectly. ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR FAT? SPALDING!

      • Don HUMUNGOUSon
        September 18, 2020 at 8:07 pm


        • Judge Elihu Smails
          September 18, 2020 at 8:08 pm

          Judge Elihu Smails – YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!

            September 18, 2020 at 8:09 pm


    September 18, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Holy chit those pants…Lmaooooooooo

  • SpringfieldRes
    September 18, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    There may be a legitimate medical issue/injury necessitating loose slacks. Think injuries. Loose slacks would be necessary.

    Be kind. I think he is one of the few good politicians in MA.

    • Don is NOT a good politician
      September 18, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      Don Humason is a scumbag. Since he’s been mayor has Westfield improved? The firefighters that were fired for reporting the female groping and grabbing that the fire chief did are still fired. The roads are still shit. And the schools are closed while this clown is in a room
      Full of people with no mask. Don also thinks Charlie Faker is a good Governor. The idiots in Westfield , in a close election, elected a career politician as mayor instead of a lifelong public servant Mike McCabe. Humason is a member of the establishment. And a member of the swamp. DON HUMUNGOUSon.

  • Disco Inferno
    September 18, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    It probably hit Mayor Humason pretty hard when King Size Direct left Hingham. But seriously, Hizzoner needs to learn a key lesson when you’re an obese achiever — having a tailor make your stuff doesn’t cost all that much more than the crappy catalog stuff. There are nice old Asian ladies all over the place who can run you up a pair of pants that impart a humanoid silhouette.

  • Mayor McCheese
    September 18, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    Who the hell voted for this idiot? The guy looks like he should be wearing a SPED helmet.

    Don – step away from the buffet you fat fuck!

    • Covid KILLS Fatties.
      September 18, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      What the fck is wrong with you.
      Dont ever tell this fat fck to walk awsy from the buffet table.
      You want him to decrease his chance of getging covid or heart disease. I say eat up fat fella and no that shirt doesnt make you look fat and sure everyone has an 8 inch roll arounf their stomach

  • Karyn Polito's Butt Plug
    September 18, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    All Democrats, Catching Covid would be a good start.

  • The Corona Kid
    September 18, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    This fucking guy is wearing jogging pants with the upper half of a suit. And Westfield having a country club is also hilarious

  • Calm WhiteDad
    September 18, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    And my kid that couldn’t be less at risk than any of these old fat dudes has to wear a mask when he plays soccer.

    When my kids are at school they are not allowed to have balls to play with at recess on either of the 2 days they actually have school. My son told me they were using rocks to play basketball.

    I wouldn’t call the days of remote learning “school”. From what I’ve seen its just teachers providing YouTube links and being noticeably unavailable and non responsive when kids ask for help.

    The worst part is that all of this is in some way or another due to “orangemanbad”. Fuck this bullshit.

  • MR
    September 18, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    What about the picture of Fatty McMayor arm and arm with the two other fellas? Was that at the breakfast? No masks! Certain death!

  • David Byrne
    September 18, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    And the days go by…..Once in a lifetime.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    September 18, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Don Humason is one egg sandwhich away from a fucking heart attack.
    2) What the fuck is up with his suit pants? I understand you don’t want to taper tight to the ankle if you have a 60 inch waist. But fuck, have some respect and get another tailor.
    3) Side Note: I listened to Rep Neal speak, and my only conclusion is that he has a bit of what Biden has. There should be a maximum age for politicians. If you’re 71, you’re 33 years older than the average American. The only thing you represent, is yourself.

  • Shemp
    September 18, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Say Moe……………..That looks like the suit Larry made for David Byrne of the Talking Heads.

  • Fojo's Empty Suit Jacket
    September 18, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    All of a sudden my Zayre’s boys department suit looks pretty sharp.

    • Lynne
      September 18, 2020 at 10:20 pm

      Shit I remember Zayre’s!

  • Don Cherry
    September 18, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Glad to read that I was not the only one to be horrified by the last 2
    photos in that suit. He should see my tailor.We will fix him up in something
    nice like purple paisley.

  • Cheddah
    September 18, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    I’m definitely not one to be shook when it comes to Covid, but if there’s anyone that needs to be following the guidelines to the max, it’s that fat fuck.. Perfect candidate.

  • Done with this shit
    September 18, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    Since we all know it’s only teachers that can die from the Chinese flu,. I’m curious if any were in attendance? Anyone know?

  • Former City Worker
    September 18, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    I know this will fall on Def ears, but Dons on of the “good guys”. An honest politician that actualy cares about the people he governers. I know him and the Fam well. Im sure he hates the stupidity of it all but also realizes you have to fight the battles you can win, and as an (R) in Mass those are few. As long as the State controls the purse strings, many Mayors are powerless. The REAL Villian here, moreso than Charlie Parker, is House Speaker DeLeo. Has anyone seen him in the last 6 months!?

    • Don HUMUNGOUSon
      September 18, 2020 at 8:13 pm

      Don Humason is a scumbag. Since he’s been mayor has Westfield improved? The firefighters that were fired for reporting the female groping and grabbing that the fire chief did are still fired. The roads are still shit. And the schools are closed while this clown is in a room
      Full of people with no mask. Don also thinks Charlie Faker is a good Governor. The idiots in Westfield , in a close election, elected a career politician as mayor instead of a lifelong public servant Mike McCabe. Humason is a member of the establishment. And a member of the swamp. DON HUMUNGOUSon.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 18, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    Maybe it’s just me but I’m noticing a trend: Are all the mayors who just happen to be pro lockdown, pro mask (in public) and Orange Man bad cheerleaders also fat fucks? Somewhere a wall is missing it’s Humpty Dumpty.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 18, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    The last thing Donnie there needs is another dinner.

    He won’t be around long with that fat. His heart is most likely larger than a cantaloupe.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    September 18, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Props to this tub of shit for trying to bring Jnco’s back though.

  • Kate
    September 18, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Just curious… how many POC were in attendance as guests? It looked very White in there.
    What a bunch of hypocrites!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 18, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    It won’t be safe to go back until after the election, Nov 4th. It’s settled science!

  • Bog Irish
    September 18, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Are we just going to ignore the suit he’s wearing in the last two pictures?

    Jaysus, Mary, and Joseph. This dude makes Jerry Nadler look like a fashion icon.

  • General townie
    September 18, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Who ever Taylors the over sized pants he wears needs to find a new profession.

    • Kim Jong Un’s Tailor
      September 18, 2020 at 1:05 pm

      I’m available.

  • KimberlyS
    September 18, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    Those are the biggest pants I have ever seen in my life.

    • Tom the Tailor
      September 18, 2020 at 1:43 pm

      My professional tailor opinion is that he wanted the suit bigger so he would look smaller or he wanted some room to grow.

  • Aw shit
    September 18, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    More school stuff again? Have we run out of ratchets?

    For the love of God, will somebody go out and buy a flat brimmed Bulls hat and do something stupid so we can get back to business? It’s for the greater good.

  • neal
    September 18, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    I beat the fag and thats all I have to say.

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