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Agawam Cumswine Arrested For Selling Fatal Batch Of Heroin To A Junkie Also Made Videos Of Himself Buying Stuff For The Homeless To Virtue Signal About How Great He Is

 

MassliveAn Agawam man has denied a charge of involuntary manslaughter related to a heroin overdose death in Westfield. Bail was set at $5,000 cash for Anthony Broden, 35, at his Hampden Superior Court arraignment on Jan. 30. He is charged with involuntary manslaughter, distribution of heroin and distribution of fentanyl. The victim in the manslaughter charge is listed as Michael Holmes, 43, of Westfield, who died at his home on April 25. The involuntary manslaughter indictment alleges “wanton and reckless” conduct leading to the death of Holmes. The indictment is the latest case from Hampden District Attorney Anthony Gulluni’s office charging involuntary manslaughter and drug dealing in connection with an overdose death.

He should be arrested for that tank top alone.

Definitely more of this please. I understand that addicts make the choice to put this poison into their bodies, but they wouldn’t have that option if it weren’t for sale. Selling beer to someone is OK because although it could potentially lead to your death, beer has a functional purpose in that it’s been helping ugly people get laid for centuries. Selling heroin serves no purpose except to profit off of the slow and steady demise of others. It affects their family members because they have to helplessly watch it happen. It affects innocent people because junkies rob people to feed their habits, and then give that money to drug dealers. Most people who sell heroin are not addicts, but they often use that defense in court. The fact of the matter is that they are pussies who are afraid to sample their own product because they know exactly what it does to people.

This Agawam cumswine is every bit the butt muncher you thought he’d be.

Note the bling, paid for from tax free heroin proceeds. He also shared this on his Facebook page:

Do you understand how much junkie knob had to be swallowed for his clients to come up with that amount of cash?

But it’s OK because Mr. Cumswine made a series of virtue signaling videos where he tapes himself buying discounted shit at CVS and giving it to a homeless person.

“I just wanted everyone to see that all it takes is one act of kindness to help somebody…… The least I could do is get him something to eat. Hope everyone who sees this video can do the same. Take after someone who, ya know, not even myself has much to offer but a hot meal is enough.”

Hey dickwad, that guy is probably homeless because he bought heroin off of a maggot like you. Taking his money and destroying his life is not canclled out by giving him a stale bran muffin.

Here he is taking us on the shopping spree.

“I hope everyone can do what I’m doing and stop and spend a couple dollars on everything that I got, wipes, cue tips, ya know.”

This jizzrag is a regular Mother Theresa. Everyone should be more like him and go buy random homeless people cue tips. He’s such a great role model and all.

“Some deodorant – maybe he can use that.”

Yea, speaking of needing deodorant….

Maybe you should go ahead and hold onto that in the next video.

Then he tapes himself giving it to the homeless guy, almost as if he knew he was going to be arrested in the not so distant future and wanted this documented for his lawyer.

“Hey man, I got you some other things too. You know what I mean? I kind of went to the store and stuff and I kind of went to the little dollar thing, and uh, ya know, every little bit kind of fucking helps. And it helps both of us ya know? I got you some tylenol and stuff, and some wipes and stuff.”

It helps both of you? Oh right. It helps him because he gets free tylenol, and it helps you because now you get to virtue signal on Facebook and have all your friends think you’re actually a decent, non-shitty person.

I anxiously look forward to his next prison video when he’s offering his cellmate free stuff from the commissary in exchange for not being violated like a 1980’s Dorchester alter boy.

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • God damn idiots
    February 9, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    The ignorance is real on this one. Your writers are absolutely clueless about the drug epidemic. Smfh. “Drug dealers usually arent addicts, although they use that excuse in court.” Are you fucking kidding me???? 99.9% of heroin dealers are addicts you fuckin incompetent twats. Why do you even bother talking about shit you have no idea about? Just stop. If you wanna call these people names, cool. But when you start talking about shit that you very obviously know nothing about, that’s when your ignorance shines thru. Just stop trying to think you know everything. You know shit.

  • The angry taint
    February 5, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    I want to take a tin snip to those fucking tear drop fingers and stick them up his ass. Can I sue the dioceses still? I was an altar boy in Dorchester in the 80’s and had a very molestable keister but no one touched me…wtf?

  • Mitzi
    February 5, 2019 at 7:29 am

    If Grimace had a son.

  • His Mom
    February 4, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    You can hear him getting fatter. What a shitbag

  • If Massachusetts had a Son
    February 4, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    .

  • whatevuh
    February 4, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    2 retard stories in a row . . . it’s a good day in Mass. There’s never a good sniper around when ya need one

  • One To The Head
    February 4, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    I hope he picked up a DIY home vasectomy kit at Walgreens so he can’t reproduce.

  • Randall Guy
    February 4, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Wait…junkies are scum so shouldn’t he get points for getting rid of them?

    • randall Guy Jr
      February 4, 2019 at 6:50 pm

      wait, you’re a fucking asshole so go suck Jussie Smollett the lying faggott’s black cock

  • Must Read
    February 4, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Opioids are for the weak.
    Perfect example is all of the gay dudes driving around in Jeeps with guns and fishing poles during WW2 who got their legs blown off from mortar fire.
    They didn’t need Morphine they needed hair styling gel!
    The one thing I learned from this blog is only gay guys drive jeeps!

  • z
    February 4, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    In his video he mentions Cumberland Farms and BK which are about a block away from TBs last Westfield Bone Ride in Feb. 2016 that had photos.

    TB nailed it. I do buy gas sometimes at that CF and let me tell you I am shocked that drugs are being dealt in that area. Just shocking I tell you.

    I will not go into that BK under any circumstances. More afraid of lice and bed bugs than anything else.
    The windows are always dirty and the place is usually extremely empty.

    A homeless shelter is about 200 feet away. Why would he buy someone shit, when all they have to do is walk 1 minute away?

  • Mr. Judgmental
    February 4, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    It’s like if ChumLee and Zippy the Pinhead had a kid, and fed it nothing but Ding Dongs and Zarex for 22 years.

    Pro tip: Don’t wear a tank top if you look like you’d break out in a sweat just getting off the couch.

    • Lipstick Hippie
      February 6, 2019 at 1:28 pm

      He’d break a sweat just thinking about getting off the couch. I swear I could smell him through his picture. Greasy fuck.

  • Helpfull Ideas
    February 4, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Don’t believe the media hype! Heroin has been around for like 100 years wayyy before pot was legalized.
    Now that pot is legal they want everyone to buy pot and not heroin because the Government can’t tax Heroin.
    Read a history book man, heroin was first discovered 100 years ago by bored 6 year old kids in China who lived in cardboard boxes and were forced to make IPhones and Nike sneakers for Americans 24 hours a day.
    Don’t knock it till you try it. If you think smoking a blunt and playing Nintendo is dope you have to hang with me and my bro in Warwick hit some H and play XBox. We just need $25 to get the party rolling!

  • hank
    February 4, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    I don’t know how but this slob captured the “mid transition” look so perfectly. It’s like a Dr knew what a douche this thing is and just walked away half way through like “eh, fuck it. I’d rather have a burrito “

  • Big Wick
    February 4, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    What a f*ckwad. He should be arrested for that stupid soul patch and anemically porcine hair on his chinny-chin-chin. Good for the DA, hope he can get charge to stick. BTW, how can one “kind of” go to a store and “kind of” get these items? Probably is code for shoplifting.

  • Fung Goo
    February 4, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    As a parent it intrigues me how someone ends up like this. Are the parents to blame or is he more responsible by making piss poor life choices and accepting a lifestyle which guarantees that he will never be more than a dingleberry on the butthole of decent society? Can someone successfully delude one’s self into believing that they are a good person when they sell drugs like heroin or have they accepted the fact they are a total piece of rubbish who deserves to be booted in the face by a horse?

    • Jacques Mehoffer, Board Certified Social Scientist
      February 4, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      65% bad parenting
      25% moron
      10% environment

    • Yuck
      February 5, 2019 at 7:33 am

      Like 99.9% of ratchets, he doesn’t have parents. He has “breeders” who fucked once and made this fat tub of shit. “Parents” usually give a fuck about their offspring; clearly no one gave a fuck when it came to this shitbag.

    • Gandalf
      February 6, 2019 at 10:13 pm

      “Decent society”?

  • Fry Him
    February 4, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Death penalty for drug dealers!!!!

  • Rats Nest
    February 4, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    I hate these motherfuckers. Mr. pillar of the community while he kills off the community. Another candidate for a tap to the head.He will never see prison for this crime. In Masachusetts about all he is going to get is probabtion and a slap on the wrist, because he will Lawyer up and get off on technicalities. It happens all the time.

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