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Here’s some All-Star parenting out of Westfield….
With his wife and infant daughter waiting in the car, David Bettro walked into the Quick Food convenience store on Sept. 10 and pulled a gun on the clerk, according to the police report.
“Give me the money. Give me the money,” Bettro, 34, of Westfield, allegedly told the clerk. Minutes later, he left the Southwick Road store with more than $2,800 in cash, the report said.
Bettro took his wife and child along again on Sept. 16 when he allegedly robbed the Quality Inn on Southampton Road. After threatening the clerk with a gun, Bettro walked out with about $200, the report said. Using surveillance video, Westfield police traced a vehicle parked near the motel to Bettro, a Springfield native with an extensive criminal history and three open arrest warrants. On Sept. 19, he was taken into custody outside his home at a Southampton Road mobile home park after allegedly jumping on a mountain bike and attempting to flee.
When police searched his home, they found the hooded sweatshirt, flat-brimmed hat and sunglasses worn by the suspect in both robberies, along with a black firearm matching the description given by the Quick Food clerk, the report said.Also recovered were the plaid pajama pants that Bettro’s wife, Jolene, allegedly wore when she walked into the convenience store minutes before the robbery. A bag that held money from the Quick Mart robbery was found in a dumpster nearby, the report said.
Questioned by police, David Bettro admitted robbing the convenience store and motel, and his wife admitted driving the getaway vehicle in both cases, according to the arrest report. The couple also took their infant daughter along for both robberies, Bettro and his wife told police.
If you see a guy in a flat brimmed hat and a chick in pajama pants rolling into your store, just understand that you’re probably about to get robbed. Gee whiz, I wonder what sportball franchise is featured on the top of that hat…..
Of course it’s a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. As if there was ever any doubt.
From the looks of Mom’s Facebook page the child who was forced to go along with this tunaflap tornado of a mother is one of four coochy nuggets that Momma Pajama has under her care. Obviously she was in a fine position to reproduce after she got a participation filter for being clean for 72 hours straight.
“I am living proof that recovery works.”
This is the most inaccurate filter ever. They might as well change it to, “I’m gonna relapse as soon as my check gets here on the first of the month.”
Nevertheless, she has earned the right to lecture other people about the importance of being clean….
“I know that I can be stressed, especially with what’s going on with DCF right now.”
Oh good, she was already having trouble with DCF a year and a half ago, so obviously she looked at this guy:
And decided it would be wise to have him inseminate her.
Shockingly she frequently shares petitions from other DCF Moms whose crotch fruits have been taken from them as well….
My case worker is mad wack yo!!
Evidently there relationship is an open one too….
Because a girl needs more than one flavor of baby batter on her Dad tittoo….
Ironically she was really worried when her friend’s kid had his bike stolen….
“People are so fucked up. Who really steals from a kid?”
Oh, I know the answer to that one!!
Stealing is wrong. Unless you’re putting a gun to someone’s head in order to feed your “disease.”
She negates the old axiom “any port in a storm” fucking skank
This dude must think he’s H I McDonough in Raising Arizona, what with the robbery while the wife and kid wait in the car.
Fuuuuuugggg…ok heres a pic by pic….
Harvey Weinsteins baby pic…
Harvey Weinstein when he had hair….and a razor…
Flat brim hat, fabbitch, sunroof…
Should’ve used one of those doggy things from FB…
Dude is trying to dislodge his black dildo he rammed in just a lil’ too far…
Baby is thinkin’….please let it be a dream, I can’t stand to look…
The pic after having the ‘Wuz Here’ removed from under ‘Dad’…
Whens my movie deal coming, Mr Weinerstein?…
Cake bukkake moneyshot…
I was wrong…doggy filter didn’t work, you’re still a fabbitch…
$50 says Dad is also baby daddy.
The list of people you have gassed is incomplete
You can help by EXPANDING IT.
These are 2 horrific looking people. Open relationship? Yea Id like to see what would actually fuck either of them…maybe the new sex robots i heard about on the radio?
We need a purge all over this country.
We can only hope nobody with Narcan gets to them in time after the first of the month. YOU!—Out of the gene pool!
Fabulous tit-too. Pajama pants, so hot!
Imagine pulling this chick’s buttcheeks apart.
Modern parenting often means taking the little ones to work. This helps to give the children real life experience and to allow them to see how hard Mommy and Daddy have to work to bring home the government spam and cheese.
We need a purge in central MA.