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Palmer Muffcooters Try To Hit Up Westfield Do-Gooders With GoFundMe Scam For Elderly Mom Who Got Robbed While Home After Going To Doctor For Possible Breast Cancer Screening

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Possible GoFundMe scam of the day out of Westfield…..

Wait….what? You all were just hanging out in your house, and a burglar came in the backdoor without you knowing and ganked your purse from the kitchen? I hate when that happens.

Funny, because it’s almost the exact same story that was posted on the page a week ago…..

Turns out it’s actually the same incident, the fam just keeps posting it over and over and over again, lest we forget about how their Grandma had her pocketbook stolen from the kitchen.

This is the crew we’re dealing with….

So Western MA it hurts. At this point I’m just waiting for the GoFundMe……

There it is!!

What a coincidence the thieves knew to bust in there right when they had $800 cash in rent money on them. And they knew to come in the back door too!!

Oh, and just in case you’re not inclined to donate to their brilliantly worded fundraiser, Mom also “may have” breast cancer.

Because nothing sells quite like breast cancer.

According to them they have an image of the suspect….

But yet they have not described them or shown anyone the picture.

According to Kimberly, her mother Gail posted this on her Facebook page:

She posts “Mom’s” Facebook posts a lot:

And as you can see it’s basically just a copy and past of their story, except with first person pronouns. Yet Mom doesn’t have any of those things posted on her Facebook page.

LOL. Seriously, you have to be very, very dumb not to at least question this. “I just wish we didn’t have so much to worry about with them taking my pocketbook and then the unknown of my biopsy.”

Oh yea, that’s what Grandma said. Definitely.

And if that’s not enough to get you to donate, Dad’s sick too….

Oh, and the robbers “heard my dad cough from the living room” before he gave chase after them…

But wait….how would Dad know that the thieves heard him cough? Never mind, just shut up and take my money!!

Kimberly also seems like a perfectly sane individual based on some of her checkins….

Oh good, she’s a regular down at the looney bin in Palmer.

Anyway, hope the WPD catches these thieves. In the meantime just keep reposting the same story over and over again and wait for ding dongs to open up their checkbooks!

14 Comment(s)
  • Max morvey
    July 11, 2018 at 6:55 am

    Kimberley valles facebook page is wide open. The comments from friends about this is the usual white trash B.S

  • z
    July 10, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    I live in that area. That family photo doesn’t show a house I’m familiar with. Not saying it didn’t happen, but that house doesn’t look like the houses at the streets mentioned.

    • SMH
      July 11, 2018 at 12:44 am

      Almost looks like West Virginia.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 10, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    It’s like a total brain teaser to match someone from the back row with the appropriate cretin in the front row.

    • Phong
      July 10, 2018 at 7:33 pm

      They’re like Legos, click any two together.

      • Clitty Litter
        July 10, 2018 at 9:58 pm

        They probably rotate like volleyball.

  • Phong
    July 10, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    I bet there’s only 32 teeth in that group picture. Enough for 1 person.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    July 10, 2018 at 4:21 pm


  • Leatherface
    July 10, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    It’s a-gettin’ so a famlee cain’t even chainsaw massa-cree in peace less’n some Yankee done runnofft witch’er bootleggin’ moneys.

  • y
    July 10, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    please, God, DELIVERANCE from evil

    • Banjo McInbred
      July 10, 2018 at 3:47 pm

      Whar yew goin’, purse-stealin’ city bwah?

  • TJB
    July 10, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    Sounds like somebody pinched grandmas bingo money, went on a bender and is drying out at the nut house. Coincidence; I think NOT. Lets see the Police report.

  • Milton J. Moneybags
    July 10, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    They pay their rent in cash? What is this, the 1920s?

    • Lilly
      July 10, 2018 at 6:42 pm

      Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing. That pretty much tells you something isn’t right with this story. What probably happen is someone in the house robbed them and then concocted this story as a cover up. Or nothing at all happened which seems most likely.

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