Westfield Gingerpube Man Who Dates “Mature” 15 Year Olds Posts About Missing His Teen Girlfriend After Getting Locked Up For Running Away To Him



This is Sam Hawley, originally from Westfield but now residing in Northampton.

As you can see he is a ginger and proudly rocks a neckbeard which means he likely has some food stamps you can buy off him.

He appears to be a raging alcoholic and frequently posts videos of himself being white girl drunk on Facebook.

I remember my first beer too.

He’s also a very important person. Way more important than you.

Some day we will look back at the time we called certain people essential and other people not essential and realize that we all we did was empower ratchets.

Sam recently posted on Facebook about his 10 month anniversary with his boo.

Except there’s just a few problems – he’s 21, she’s 16, they’ve been dating him since she was 15, grooming her since she was 14, she frequently runs away to his grandmother’s house, she’s currently in lockup because of him, and her parents saw the post.

She’s also not the first underage girl he’s tried to take to poundtown and as soon as she got locked up he immediately started hitting up chicks (many of who are strangers) on Facebook.

As you can see on his wide open Facebook page everyone is shitting all over this chomo sapien. Yet he’s posting away about the Honda at his grandma’s house and whining that people are bullying him for being a Chester.


Hondas have become the flat brimmed Bulls hats for motor heads. I’m considering selling mine just so I don’t get associated with these maggots.

He’s also a fan of meth.

He don’t care what any of y’all gotta say because “imma do me no cap.”

And by “Ima do me” he means, “finger blast minors.”

This was my personal favorite post of his.

Nothing ironic about that.

Despite the fact that he’s openly dating a vulnerable, damaged child, he has no problem shamelessly promoting his “contracting” and “landscaping” business on community Facebook pages.



I know a lot of legit people who aren’t desperate for business are willing to give away ten free jobs.

Last October he was arrested in Chicopee after trying to stop the police from arresting his 15 year girlfriend who refused to go with them and assaulted a cop when they were attempting to return her home.

Nevertheless he’s keeping his page public and responding to her classmates who are calling him out for being a predator.

Yea, totally wasn’t because of you. She literally just ran to you and you provided her with shelter. Besides that you have nothing to do with it ginger pube man.

But it’s cool because she’s “mature,” and there’s only 4 years difference between them (because he also sucks at basic math).

He loves her so much that immediately after she was arrested he began hitting up other chicks and then pulled the “I messaged the wrong sidechick” card when he was called out on it.

“It wasn’t me.”

This dude’s not even old enough to know Shaggy either. Someone might want to tell him that one never worked, and he should probably date women his own age. If only that were possible.



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27 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 13, 2020 at 10:34 am

    Sam Hawley…..good luck asshole. One thing about my hometown (the great Wastefield aka Westfield) is we are relentless! Your name is out there you disgusting waste of a good abortion. You better start advertising outside the forums in town and pray no one finds out your current address. It’s obvious you don’t think you have done anything wrong because your FB is wide open. 16 may be legal in MA but 15 sure as hell wasn’t. Stop DMing little girls, stop trolling Jr. High and high school girls you freak pedo. I truly hope you show your face at some of the Westfield bars and I pray I’m there to witness it (or be the one to make you have to eat through a straw). See, I’m a grown ass woman so I know you would have ZERO idea on how to handle me.
    To all my townies: Good luck and Godspeed. Happy hunting!
    Sam: Just kill yourself or at the least self castrate. Do society a favor.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    August 13, 2020 at 9:14 am

    And this is the exact reason i do not have my fb anymore.. I mean, yea its still floating around out there , but i haven’t accessed it for years now… So hey Unc you ever need another burner account i can give you my old fb.. You would probably find sooo many thirsty dudes in my DMs your head would explode lmao. Although im not under age so would be as exciting as catching a predator but you would def find alot of creepers on there lmfao.
    Social Media will be the downfall of society

  • Landscaper?!?!?
    August 11, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    Anyone call his landscaper telephone number? I Wouldn’t want you all to call or text him at all.

  • .
    August 11, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    Seems like having Facebook account is fuckin terrible and useless.

    And yeah, fuck this kid.

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 11, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Roses are red \ Her dad’s been arrested \ Boyfriend not so tough since being molested

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    August 11, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    I always say, wait, give it 4 or 5 years, let it all die down, then pop him in the head… One pop from 50 yards…

  • North of the Border
    August 11, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    Worthless tweaker is a prime candidate for the 3-S’s.

  • Boggs
    August 11, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    Leave my grandson alone.
    I’m handicapped and can no longer closely take care of him.

  • 2idiotsbelong
    August 11, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    From experience the judge will consider this consensual. Unless the teen cries rape and if she is not mentally sane is the only way the judge will convict this dude . I gaurentee. I seen way to many cases like this and also been in this situation myself 2 times .

  • Sid
    August 11, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    What a malignant dirt bag, he should go to the tallest building he can find and walk off the roof backwards

  • Norm
    August 11, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    Maura Healey is on this! Just as soon as she saves the queers from all the non-existing hate crimes caused by Trump. Democrats are tolerant of child molesters, see Biden and Gerry Studds. The girl’s father should stomp the ginger pedo. Hopefully the ginger pedo gets called to give someone a job estimate and he has a slip and fall. That would be a shame.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 11, 2020 at 2:25 pm

      Use a zero turn mower to shave off his beard

  • I'm Joe Biden and I approve this relationship
    August 11, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Kinda like the way Biden’s married son Hunter was having sex with his sister in-law while impregnating a stripper on the side. It’s a sick world, they’re called Democrats and Marxists.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 30330
      August 11, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      Join us.

    • foleyworld
      Fact checker
      August 11, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      But it’s ok the the Orange Ape pays to bang porn stars while his high priced escort fifth wife is home pregnant with his child. Then uses campaign money to silence her…. that’s cool though right?
      You Fox News drones are so hypocritical it’s truly astounding!

      • just wondering
        August 12, 2020 at 8:47 am

        Exceptionally lazy use of whataboutism… So what you are saying is that pedophilia is acceptable to you? Cause that is what it sounds like, cunt.

      • Contributing to the economy
        August 12, 2020 at 10:26 am

        She was of age and he even paid her. America first! TRUMP 2020.

        FACT CHECKER – defends pedophiles
        Orange ape – great man
        TRUMP 2020!

    • Bucky
      August 11, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      I gotta feeling that they will pull Biden at the last minute possible and sub in Big Mike, thus bypassing a campaign and debates. Big Mike is the only one who doesn’t any dirt on him. He’s got a schlong, but that can be taped to the side. That would bring out every woman voter no matter what side of the carpet. They would get the feelz and FB status for voting for the first black, woman president.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 11, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Her dad says “I don’t believe violence is the answer”

    An adult junkie is fucking your teenage daughter. You have failed as a father for not beating this pedo until he is eating his meals through a straw.

    Fucking pussy

      August 11, 2020 at 1:29 pm

      Maybe, and hopefully, dad is smart. On line, and wherever there are recording devices, say “I do not believe violence is the answer.”

      Then, after removing the battery from his cell phone, he dons the balaclava mask, channels his inner “Liam Neeson from the movie Taken” and thinks…. “I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

      There are so many ways that people can ‘disappear’. In this case, it’s not violence. It’s just taking out the trash.

      PS: I love that TB savages the Boston Globe, and they pay for ads on this site!!!!!

  • WeRFucked
    August 11, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Alexa Leclair is my new Facebook crush. And she’s a hero.

    “crowbar to the teeth” – FUCK YEAH!

  • randiguy2006
    August 11, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    How old was the girl you harassed when you were forced to resign your teaching position?

    • R Lee Ermey
      August 11, 2020 at 12:39 pm

      Go eat a gun you trashy piece of shit. That misinformation is so old it isn’t even a funny comeback anymore. Get lost looser

    • The question is
      August 11, 2020 at 12:41 pm

      How embarrassing was the Turtle Boy column you were featured in?

      It must have been bad, because you have stepped up your trolling something fierce, which tells me it was a bullseye.

    • WeRFucked
      August 11, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      See the proof AK posted in this blog? Screen caps of messages and lots of girls saying the same thing happened to them?

      Show your proof AK did what you say and I’ll never support this blog again. Failure to provide proof of the accusation only proves you are an asshole.

      But keep reading the blogs because in this business, it is all about page views! Thanks for your support.

      • randiguy2006
        August 11, 2020 at 1:27 pm

        Screen caps? Sorry bro, I don’t live in the little cut and paste internet world.

        Do you know how hard it is to fire a teacher? Why didn’t he fight it if he’s such a warrior for the truth.

        Gee I wonder why.

        Also, why did he delete his blog when he harassed an EX student who dared disagree with him? He never explained that one.

      • UR phucked
        August 12, 2020 at 6:54 pm

        Does that include page reloads as well?
        No double dipping utb!!

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