Turtleboy Investigates

Help Us Save Mikey Part 3: Dumb Supporters Threaten To Sue Turtle Riders, Dad Plays Them With Fake Abuse Allegations But Doesn’t Mention His Convictions Or Other Time DCF Took Mikey From Him 

Follow @Nunchuck_Ninja on Twitter by clicking here.

Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Returns, and TB Rider to keep up with the hilarious turtle rider commentary.

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:




 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all. 

 

We’ve already written two blogs covering this ongoing controversy with a Weymouth Dad running a publicized smear campaign against the mother of his child while internet panhandling for cash  fundraising for very disturbing custody case where he claims his son’s mother horrendously abused the child. Dad is currently sitting in jail on criminal contempt of court charges, the mother now has custody of the child again, although we have already very clearly established that she previously neglected the kid, and was arrested for running a meth lab out of what I envision to be a sad little Mid-western trailer home.

Regardless, we’ve also proven that Michael Cadena, the child’s father, has plenty of Google trophies of his own, and can produce no concrete proof that the child was in fact abused at all, let alone by his mother. We haven’t disputed thus far that Amber Buck, the child’s mother, has quite the garbage history. We did point out that Michael Sr. does as well. Today is the climatic finish – then I’m lighting a smoke, rolling over and never calling this one again. You can catch up on Part 1 and Part 2 right here if you haven’t already. After the first blog, Lisa Bordeau, Michael Cadena’s apparent spokewoman, had reached out to us following the first blog to tell us, in the most condescending, whiny and self important way possible, to get out FACKS straight. Which is hilarious, considering this entire campaign seems to be based off picking and choosing facts, or just making them up as they go.

 

I bet she smells like pumpkin spice and musty Uggs.

Lisa had been trying to contact us for months, really hoping we’d take them at face value and write up a promotional sob story for this chud. Sorry, Lisa, we’re smart and reasonable people here, and we look in to everything we write about.

Oh no, not another internet lawsuit! Somebody must’ve missed the memo, that we are currently undefeated. You know, because, we research our facts well, and distinguish them from opinions.

 

And considering we have more information than she does, she really does just look freaking dumb.

But she’s well versed in deflection, anyway.

 

This lady really expected us to just read their sad story, watch a video, and feel bad for this chud. I don’t know how, because even she can’t fully comprehend what exactly is going on. In fact, she can’t figure out what it is she’s doing here, exactly.

Weird, because you reached out to us, you empty headed, virtue signaling broad. Go choke on a gluten free pumpkin spice latte on your way to yoga. The adults are talking now.

Furthermore, despite their best efforts to garner some media support we are one of only three media outlets who seem to be covering this at all, and out of all three, only this gem of a human being seems to be full on supportive of the dad. Meet this media mogul, Diane Benjamin – the owner, editor and only contributor to the worst piece of steaming dog turds ever to be typed up and published online.

 

 

 

 

Check out this ace detective! She has finally outed Turtleboy, and he’s going down. How you gonna pay for that slam dunk lawsuit Diane is filing with no advertisers, Nick? This may be the end of Turtleboy! We’ve finally met our match, and this is what it looks like:

Sexy.

Here’s the link to her news blog rant diary’s Facebook page. Do NOT troll her, or tell her what a joke her writing is. That would be really mean, and she will sue you.

 

There is not one medical report that substantiates abuse. I saw the reports, and I saw the pictures of the injuries to poor little Mikey. There were some pictures of some typical four year old bumps and bruises, some scabbing on his arm and back of his legs – not sure whether from a scratch, or burn, because I’m no doctor and all I saw were pictures. They took the time to even take a picture of a bump on his ear. There’s no time/date, and in no pictures did the kid look covered in bruises or beat up. My guess is he probably wasn’t being watched all that well, because, meth. Toddlers run around a lot, and if you don’t watch them, they hurt themselves. Fuck, sometimes even if you do. But neglect is neglect, not psychical abuse as alleged. It wasn’t a doctor, police officer or social worker taking the pictures – it was Michael himself. Odd.

And the timing of the exam he took Mikey to is also suspect. Despite having a living arrangement of every other week (as is reflected in the police report from Amber Buck’s 2016 methamphetamine arrest),

the father did not chose to get the child examined by the Pediatric Resource Center For Abused Children until a day when there were no visible injuries to the child, just some faint scars. I can show you this excerpt from court transcripts where Mr. Cadena admits this himself.

So, you have the kid every other week, and out of a full seven days that you have him, you can only go get him to a doctor to be examined after the injuries heal? Hmmm. Seems legit.

Nowhere in the medical reports provided to us by the HUSM Team are there any independent conclusions that Mikey was abused, and the report makes no recommendations even surrounding the issue of physical abuse. Not once. The only evidence to support the abuse allegations is Michael Cadena’s narrative. And the only one who has made the conclusion he was abused by his mother, or even at all, is Michael Cadena.

 

Then there’s the fact of Mikey being put into foster care…twice…once after a week long failed reunification with his father.

Likewise, the therapist notes provided offered no independent corroboration of the child’s behavior – only reports given by Mr. Cadena and his mother, the child’s paternal grandmother. It’s just them reporting things that no one else is around to verify.

This, in my opinion, appears to be a narrative driven solely by the father and those close to him. They are making allegations and presenting them as fact, although in reality (as they readily admit in emails), these allegations are drawn by their opinions of the matter. Not facts.

 

This isn’t about opinion to us. We have lots of opinions, like Chicago Bulls apparel is the office uniform of failure, that internet panhandling is shameful and incentive to breed more apathy in society, or that a meth addict is not the prime breeding choice one can make. Opinions are malleable, and facts are not. But that doesn’t stop Michael Cadena from continuing to try to make them bend to his narrative.

Coincidentally, the opinions of his supporters are also driven solely by the father, because Mom is all the way in Illinois. None of these people, including the therapist, have even actually seen Mikey interact with his mother.

And as apparent from the Facebook postings put up shortly after reuniting with her son, the only time Mikey has been shown displaying fear or apprehension towards his mother, is in the presence of his father. It’s almost as if Michael is training the child to fear his mother and this whole thing is a charade meant to elicit sympathy from gullible women.

We also proved through court records, that although he is making a crazy-dedicated effort to put all of the mother of his child’s dirty laundry out on the line, he wasn’t very specific with his own, which includes drugs, and violent crimes.

And it turns out Michael had a girlfriend around his kid, too, and she just sounds lovely. Here’s an affidavit he wrote for a petition for a harassment order against the ex girlfriend he had been living with, along with little Mikey. It describes a wonderful and wholesome situation to raise kids up in, obviously.

Those are his own words. If that’s not concerning to be around a child, I don’t know what it. How is Michael so unlucky as to just be an unwitting perpetual victim of all these crazy ladies? And again, it’s more “evidence” that equals his word, and his word only.

In May 2016 there was a domestic disturbance to which the police responded. Mikey was in the dad’s home, which he shared with the girlfriend. He was removed from his dad’s care again – that’s two times so far, if anyone is keeping score, not including October 4, 2018.

So dad has a drug history, just like mom, lost the kid twice to CPS, and clearly doesn’t keep the most calm, loving stable homes for a child, historically speaking anyway. I just feel so horrible for the kid, I can’t imagine. Living with a meth-addled mess of a mother, then shuttled over to dad’s for Fight Night with dad’s new crazy girlfriend. It’s appalling. And yes, the kid was definitely home with Dad for this shit, making warm and fuzzy family memories:

 

I think the end of the report sums up my feelings on Michael’s credibility perfectly.

The other thing I found really notable here, was the how Michael Cadena spent a lot of time explaining to everyone how much little Mikey clung to him, had a hard time separating from him, and generally just loved his dad so, so much. 

He put this in videos, playing on people’s emotions, manipulating gullible dipshits with too much free time on their hands into fighting his battle. And it’s a battle that, regardless of the outcome, this kid has already lost. Every dumb, naive broad I spoke with bought this whole story hook, line and sinker, despite the evidence that something is amiss here.

So I spoke to a professor of psychiatry from a very prestigious school regarding this matter. He asked to stay anonymous, and we always respect our sources. But here’s his take:

The only reason Mikey is back with his mother right now, with his father sitting in jail, is because the father refused to attend court hearings in the boy’s home state of Illinois. You can’t simply take one person’s word for it, and accept without question that it is the truth. We just proved that. Allegations without due process are wrong – whether it’s a parent/child relationship on the line, someone’s career, or someone’s freedom. You cannot claim the system to be corrupt just because it won’t swing in the direction you please at a whim – that’s not justice. That’s not the rule of law and order.

It is so tragic to me, whenever I see this sort of thing. Divorces, or separations (because these chuds were never married, obviously) are hard on kids regardless. Double that if both parents a couple of unstable junkpiles. And even more so when your own father will videotape your crying confusion and post it for millions of strangers who you will literally never even meet. I don’t buy this guy’s victim card for a second – it looks fraudulent as hell to me. His next relationship looks like it was just as unstable as the one he had with his kid’s mother, and definitely not a great union to expose your child to. At the end of the day, nobody is ever going to know the full truth of this situation, because nobody is telling that. And it’s not our business anyway, this is the suffering of a child that should have never been put on display. It’s morally reprehensible and a disgrace. I really do hope the kid’s mom has cleaned her act up, but let’s be real about it – the odds are not in her favor. But if it was my child, I would want to work to stack those odds in his favor to the full extent of my ability. Tearing down the other parent’s reputation in from of millions of pearl clutching gullible strangers doesn’t seem to be the best course of action for that.

9 Comment(s)
  • mike
    October 13, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    I never heard of you, but this whole report was incredible. good job

  • pedro
    October 13, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Dont know if I ever saw a worse piece of “journalism”. Why would somebody upload screenshots how he is insulting people in chats?

  • A random
    October 13, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    This isn’t a smear campaign…I know this Mike and his kid via a close relative. He’s got a past, yes, but in the year or so he’s been close to said person, he’d been a model citizen and dad. Amber on the other hand, crack whore. This whole case is simply so she can get more money for her rocks.

    You should go look at the abuse reports about Mikey. They’re gut wrenching.

    The reality is, Mike just ran out

  • Stunt Princess
    October 11, 2018 at 1:32 am

    Someone needs to tell Ambers attorney about the smear campaign.

    • Bristol Turtlechick
      October 15, 2018 at 2:24 pm

      He’s aware, we made sure of it.

  • The Doctor
    October 10, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Ooh my. Her for needs to be amputated.

  • ithejury
    October 10, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    “It’s almost as if Michael is training the child to fear his mother and this whole thing is a charade meant to elicit sympathy from gullible women.”

    Weaponizing their kid’s emotions against each other. Downright shameful. Also please expose that scumbag of a PR person, what a piece of shit she is.

  • Y
    October 10, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    One thing is clear, Michael Cadena loves the crazies!!

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 10, 2018 at 11:59 am

    Good job, BT!

Comment on this Post

*

RELATED POSTS
Who Are Worcester’s Top 5 DUI (OUI) Attorney’s?
Best Show Of All Time: True Detective, House Of Cards, The Wire, Sopranos, Or Breaking Bad?
I Figured Out What Happens To Tony Soprano In Final Scene But It Still Sucks; Here Are The Top 10 Funniest Scenes In Sopranos History