Henry From Colrain Says Tom Brady Was A Blood Sacrifice For The Illumanti Of Goodell And Kraft On The Dennis And Callahan Show This Morning

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At around 7:50 this morning we were listening to Dennis, Callahan, and Minihane on WEEI when they took a call from a guy named Henry from Colrain. We stopped everything we were doing to listen, and we’re glad that we did because it was probably the most Colrain thing that has ever happened:

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA. Loved their reaction when he said he was from Colrain:

“Colrain? Ever heard of Colrain?”

“Nah, he’s making that up.”

Sorry guys, Colrain is all too real:



The best part was when they asked him, “what’s Colrain?” His answer was so Colrain it hurts:

“It’s the only place left where you can be a real American.”

Damn skippy!!! Colrain 4 Life!!!


I SWEAR TO GOD, we had NOTHING to do with that. Can’t tell you how many people messaged us and asked if that was one of us. Henry is a real person who actually called the show from Colrain. And he is everything you imagined a caller from Colrain would be.  Let’s revisit some of the hot takes from our boy Henry from Colrain:

  • Bob Kraft is the Illuminati.
  • Tom Brady is a blood sacrifice for Kraft to the Illuminati.
  • The payback for Brady is he has to play ball with the secret societies of the Masons and the Illuminati.
  • Prince was also a blood sacrifice for the Illuminati.
  • The Illuminati rules in sports and rules in the world. They tell how things are gonna be.
  • Roger Goodell is the Illuminati.
  • Brady isn’t being taken care of by Kraft, because Bob Kraft is playing both sides and is sacrificing him to Goodell, who is the head of the Illuminati.
  • Is Jonathan Kraft in the Illuminati? “Are you kidding me? He’s doing the signs all the time.”
  • “They’re all saying Prince did drugs, that’s bullshit. He was a sacrifice for the Illumanti.”

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Loved the ending too:

“I wanna go to Colrain.”

“Sounds like a wild town.”

No you don’t Gerry. No one wants to go to Colrain. Sure, it’s a nice place to visit on a bone ride, but I wouldn’t recommend settling down there. Maybe just stay the night at the Colrain Holiday Inn:


Never change Colrain. Never change.






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6 Comment(s)
  • The Great Dolemite
    April 27, 2016 at 9:34 am

    YO dogs! Dolemite in da houzze at the #1 blog ste in Woosta!!!! Whaer am all da white womens at????

  • Reddog
    April 26, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    Back in the day when Opie and Anthony were on WAAF,they referred to them as “penis and calloused hands”

    • Wabbitt
      April 27, 2016 at 11:47 am

      Jim Norton is the only funny thing to ever come out of O&A.

  • TargetPractice
    April 26, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    The main problem here is that you’re listening to D&C. You Complain about Felger and then you listen to Minihane? He’s like Felger’s mini me with an inferiority complex. The drunk, the nitwit, and the fuck boi. what a show,

    idk anyone still listened to Weei. I miss the Big O.

  • Wabbitt
    April 26, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    I love when Henry said, “I see pictures all the time of Bob Kraft doing the Illuminati hand sign.”

    Dead silence…

    “Do you?”

  • April 26, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    WTF kinda morons can’t even spell the name of their town correctly? Shouldn’t that last sign read Old Colrain? Why is it Old Colerain? Or did they fuck up the new sign and forget the e in that one? Mispelled signs is the most colrain thing ever.

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