Yesterday we asked for the assistance of turtle riders to help identify the 5 scrotum poles who kicked the shit out of one guy at the North Quincy MBTA stop, fracturing his face after the Bruins game last week.
You people went and did what you always do – delivered the goods. Let’s meet these chuds.
Ratchet #1 – Steve Mahon, Norwood via Palo Alto, California
That shirt sure does look familiar.
Yea, he’s the father of two as well. An excellent role model who nearly beat a man to death and left him in the subway with half a face left. He really, really likes the Bruins, he just doesn’t understand that just because they hit strangers doesn’t mean he’s allowed to.
He confirmed after Thursday night’s game at 1:12 in the morning that he was in fact at the game, he got on the jumbotron, he cheered until his voice was wicked pissah, and he identified our next two ratchets.
Ratchet #2 – John Pritoni, Braintree
He’s the President of Pritoni Brother’s Landscape Design, which doesn’t seem to exist. This probably explains why he’s often looking for work on Facebook, and asking people for rides.
Ratchet #3 – Tony Green, Weymouth via Agawam
The Aaron Rodgers doppleganger may or may not be a close personal friend of Tall Deval too.
Ratchet #4 – Stiles Bezema, Wrentham
If you name your kid “Stiles” then you have a 100% chance of being on Turtleboy one day. It is your destiny.
And finally Ratchet #5 looks to be related to Ratchet #2 – Tom Pritoni, Norfolk
$50 says he started it and the rest of them finished it. As you can tell from the bottle of Henny that he shows off to the world like his GED equivalency award, he is the most ratchet of the bunch. It’s no surprise then that he has Google trophies galore. From possession with intent to distribute
To outstanding warrants
To driving with a suspended license
To shoplifting
To underage possession
He’s done it all. Add assault and battery and a few more charges to that list while you’re at it. Not like it matters since he’ll be knocking on doors offering to cut your lawn or shovel your snow for the rest of his life. You’ll also notice who got arrested with him for underage booze. Does this guy with him look familiar?
It’s Mikey Frigon, from the Frigon clan.
The same guy whose sister parked in a handicapped spot in Attleboro and swore at a concerned citizen. The same guy who then came to our Facebook page and defended his sister for doing so.
Of course they’re good friends.
The Turtleboy Ratchet Circle of Life is a small world after all.
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112 Comment(s)
Turtleboy show Johns Mug shots from his Florida Arrest. He has some GTA’s and other fun google trophie. Including over fishing.
Bedsheet curtains are always a sure sign that you’re about to enter A Bed Bug ridden cock roach infested maggot trench that being said the fuck boy with the sideways hat would be the first to get his wig pushed back and the rest of these chodes look soft as a babies shit
ONLY 4 ARRESTED? Now TB AND TEAM saying he’s a pussy for walking away. There were other people there that did nothing, they all pussies too? You going to doxx them?
You going to post his kids names too?
This is why TB is being removed. B-Team SJW’s begging for money on every post.
They wish they were me.
When I saw the first pictures I immediately knew they must’ve been from Weymouth or Braintree…Trash
So, FOUR have been arrested, but not Steve. Did he cop a plea and throw his buds under the bus?
Prob not went to college with the Steve kid. And he is the most non confrontational kid on the planet. legit stayed it his bed and watched sports (even fucking tennis) 99.99% of the time he spent outside of going to class. Any time he was out at parties the second things started to look bad or people got heated or things got a little sketchy he would just duck out. So I’m sure that’s exactly what happened; he probably just walked away. He was a nice kid back then so it’s sad. I would have liked to think the kid I knew back then would have at least tried to help.
Annnnnnnnd….. Arrested, only 4 though, other guy decided he’d rather rat and be around his kids for the next few years, put the for sale sign up on the house, back to California you go!
Ha! 3 comments:
1) I LOVE how TBS is able to name names of criminal asshats.
2) Pritoni Brother’s Landscape should be written as Pritoni Brothers or Pritoni Brothers’. There is no possessive of one singular Brother here, unless he is saying he is the ONLY Pritoni brother working for this “empire” in which case Pritoni Landscape Design or Pritoni’s Landscape Design is sufficient. I wouldn’t hire him either. Using the singular possessive thinking he is making Brother plural with an ‘s shows he is a moron.
3) What does TBS have to say about the victim of this savage beating? I’d like to know more about that guy.
For everyone hailing this Steve guy as a modern day hero for turning himself in last night… I hate to break it to you all, but I read this article last night. Obv Steve did too. Just saying…
I will never get asshats like these morons. It must give them a group hardon to beat up on some random guy after a fucking hockey game. What’s wrong with getting drunk and laid instead?
moron
Incredible amount of dildos commenting. Most of you jawjackers would be the ones who get the fuck punched out of you if you had the sack and chirped like this in the physical world. You’re supposed to be men. Fights happen. Not saying these dudes are innocent just not cool to assume shit if you weren’t there. Chicks do that kind of shit. You wanna berate someone’s character without knowing the situation? Bullys do that shit and those are my favorite people to hammer to the earth. Yea let’s assume and talk shit about people we don’t know. Cunts. TBS is a fucking joke just like its faggot following sheep who spout off about shit they know nothing about. Yea! Call the cops on these losers! Union guys are gay! Blah blah fucking blah. Nut up or shut up. Fucking wimps. With love from the 413.
It’s yeah, not yea, cumstain!
I’m sorry what was that? I don’t speak pussy.
Actually, you’re fluent in it.
Now, off you fuck.
Arrgh! Mes thinks you are quite fluent in speaking cunt with ye cheesy pussy lips flapping. Is thine 413 code in this country?
faggot
Clarence, aren’t you doing the exact thing that that your calling people out for? Being an internet Hardo? Sounds like you have a lot of tension your dealing with, probably becuase you have never been laid, or becuase you live in Springfield
Sayeth thine guzzler of seamen’s semen?
Please bro. I made you a cuckold and you did nothing about it.
Your level of cuntiness is off the charts you cock gobbling mother diddling asshole. 5 on 1 is pussy shit and defending it is a pussy move. Crawl back up into your mother’s withered old baby factory from which you fell out of, nestle up in the cum puddle from the last black raw gangbang she took and die.
You’re level of intelligence can be measured on a nanoscale. Me an internet hardo? Why because I admit to gladly punching the piss out of asswipes who rip people down without knowing the facts? You fucking gaybaits all just rally to this piece of shit site and spout. In America its innocent until proven guilty. What if it just came out that 1 or 2 got charged the others released? Would you come back and retract your stupidity? Unlikely. You’ll be on to the next story ripping people down without knowing the FACTS. I’m older boys. I’m wiser. I’ve seen good friends get accused of attempted murder but beat it in court cause there was more to it. I don’t know these dudes and I’m not sticking up for them I just really can’t stand seeing people blast others they know nothing about. Anyways, get back to your petty mom jokes, queer squabbling, and xboxes.
Tough guys 5 on 1 yeah because just 3 of them would’ve got knocked the fuck out by a 12 year old. Fucking pussies which one are you? I’m assuming Tom Pritoni
Is it true when you guys circle jerk you’re the pivot man?
Lighten up Clarence.
You fuckin POS hiding behind your computer like a telephone tough guy!Come to Woburn so I can teach your punk ass a lesson,I’m 56 years old and will kick the shit out of you,your big brother,your uncles,father and any of your friends you want to bring! I wish I was there because I love to fight when the odds are against me.Come find me and bring your POS friends,you millennium pussy
Fuck all of you Steve defenders, it’s guilt by association. Oh he walked away? Fucking coward can’t stand up to his own friends? Or would they have stomped him too? Doubtful. We don’t need their sides because we as lready fucking know. I can write this script verbatim without being there.
TB did it again! solved!
Pond scum. All of them. Total fucking pond scum (TFPS).
Send them to China for experimental medical testing and organ harvesting. Oh wait, they would just be executed because it would give the organ traders a bad name for slinging shit organs to Japanese businessmen. The chi-com’s can’t risk another rape of Nan King over these slug rakes.
Wish I was there to beat the 5 bitches down!
What’s up Braintree?!
You want a piece of me Norfolk?!
What’s up Agawam?!
Agawams here. Anytime fuck face.
My comprehension is just fine. I comprehend you and your cheesedick friends are losers. Good day Sir!
The most shocking part of this story is the head ratchet is from Norfolk. There’s almost no crime in Norfolk, unless you’re in the prison. There’s almost no apartments so these sort of riffraff bums don’t usually live there.
When I was in like 5th grade, The John fellow was in kindergarten and be wiped a booger on me on the bus. No joke, it was gross and I should have seen this coming.
Pritoni was on my bus too. Kids a fucking loser. Always has been and seemingly always will be.
I beat Frigon senseless a few years ago. He’s a punk bitch who thinks he’s a tough guy. He was kissing himself when the shit went down tho. Him and his boys are all fags.
They all deserve to do time. All junk bags. All deserve worse than what they will get. If it were my son… I would take care of it myself.
They turned out to be 100% exactly like I thought they would, right down to the sunglasses over the backwards caps and ham and egger locales.
all these guys faggot friends are coming out of the woodwork saying “you don’t know their side of the story” yet don’t elaborate on their side of the story.
That’s what the courts are for brainiac. It’s their situation to deal with. What are you suggesting they air out the deets on TBS ? Hahaha. Riiiight. How about mind your fucking business bozo. You’re like a little drama queen looking for gossip. Get a life faggot.
the serial bed wetter bartholomew has spoken. Your mom is still a common slut.
They’re racist for not letting any POC participate in the beating.
Oh I am CERTAIN they are racist. I was betting the victim was some poor Asian or Middle Eastern guy. They don’t have the nads to pick on a black guy.
Back in the day, we would have taken these punks on an “alley ride” and finished with a taste of good ol’ cocobolo fightin’ stick.
mikey frigon is a lowly weasel as well as a common cocksucker. Hey mike meet me at 120 Gaslight Drive in weymouth and I’ll curb stomp you, fucking bitchboy
I will have you sucking my asshole in a lick of a ballbag.
Heck you will even wear lipstick for me Beecher. Pucker your hole up because I will cream pie it bitch
Nice Oz reference Friggy!
I fucked guys like you in prison.
Fag
I won the fight when I snapped your neck Mike
shut up frigon the faggot, your mom read this and a puddle formed under her chair.
you’re such a pathetic punk, tinkerbell.
You miss me azz blastin you. Dont cry but I found a juicier hole that smells better. Plus your oral skills were lacking.
Ohhh I miss playing this game with you. I loved it when you ate your load out of my asshole when you were done. I miss you XOXOXO
“Gaslight Drive” Haha, nice blast from the past!
Fuck You Pussy! I only let you cum in my ass to assert dominance loser XD Lol you cant take a cock as deep as I can UwU. Idk how you can even show ur face in public XD XD. Meet me at jacques cabaret in Bay village I’ll work ur dick so good.
Good one.
As usual Randal needs to shut the fuck up
Stay right on top of this TBS. Follow every step of the legal process. Post updates, show no mercy for this five punks.
Look at the two “union brothers”, any question why unions have fallen out of favor?
It’s legal for union thugs to beat the shit out of anybody at random as long as they derive no personal benefit from it. Case dismissed.
I like what you’re doing here, but you need to fix sentences like:
“An excellent role model who nearly beat a man to death and left him in the subway with half a face left.”
REWRITE:
“An excellent role model who is wanted for questioning in the near-death beating of a man who was left in the subway with half a face left.”
You don’t have direct evidence this individual did anything (yet). Until you write it up correctly you cant really compare yourself to other journalists because they are confined to writing known facts, not conjecture.
Other that that, a fun read.
fuck off you dumbass cock sucking porch monkey.
insightful contribution!
Tony Green and Tom Pritoni are gay lovers
Randall you friggin psycho, you’re one grammatical error away from a total mental breakdown. Who the fuck goes on a blog to correct sentences for syntax, grammar and proper verb tense.
Thats not even what I commented on.
You’re dumb.
How about a link to their crime??
This is fun!!!
Looks like Steve isn’t going to be invited next time, especially once he sells all his boys out and puts them away for a year or 2. what a shame these guys could of done some damage during the finals, just think of the dudes they could put into a coma while celebrating a Stanley cup victory in a few weeks! Worst kind of losers, guaranteed they were high fiving all the way home re-living how awesome that was pummeling that guy. Fuck these clowns.
Turtle girl or whatever your trampy ass self is called. You don’t even fucken know what happen . Did you get gang banged by all the Turtleboys? First get your whole dam story righ! I know 2 of them . 1 was totally innocent and was a reason why he walked away. But you don’t know what he did . Did you know he snitched his friends out? Do you know how many times he told his friends to quit it ? You don’t know shit bitch. Turtleboy and girl been sucking lately not getting facts and just biting off social media . Pay me I will talk idgaf
Two union cum guzzlers 2 landscapers and an incest baby drunk, from Quincy and at a Bruins game. What could possibly go wrong ? The need to 5 on 1 some poor sap to feel better about living in Chinatown South with wives whose hips are spreading faster than a puddle a melting snow man makes must have driven them to this pussy move. I pity them in their 2 pumps and a squirt lives.
Once again TB proved there is yet another population I’m simply better than
Have any of you cunts been in battle before? Jumping to conclusions without knowing facts. Way to go TB still pumping out garbage.
Friends of yours, Dash?
5 on 1 isn’t a battle you cock guzzling cum stain, it’s an ambush
Pussy
What does being in battle have to do with a 5 on 1 beating? Pretty sure these guys haven’t done push up number one for uncle Sam. Let me know if I’m wrong.
Was it really 5 on 1 fuckface? Were you there? Did you witness it? It was 2 on 1. It would of been 2 on 2 but the loudmouths buddy ran like a gash. Talk shit get hit. ♂️
“Talk shit, get hit”
Thanks for that, Mother Theresa.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. Now fuck off.
Does a freestyle rap battle count?
God bless you guys. Another donation inbound.
There is 3 sides to every story, these guys, the other guys and the truth. So far you guys have told none of the above. Steve did walk away, Steve wisely turned himself in last night because he has 2 kids at home to think of-the video shows him walking away-how about the other side of the story, the “victim” in this attack…there was 2 guys who were taunting and calling them pussies, what about the rest of the story? Doesn’t anyone find it interesting the Transit police are looking to talk to them and haven’t put warrants out for their arrest?
So they are not losers? Strong effort to defend.
Steve ‘wisely’ turned himself in? He turned himself in after he learned TB put him on blast, and he’d soon be identified and arrested. I call bs on your take.
What have we got all of Steve’s friends coming on TB to defend him?
He’s a coward of the worst kind. Walking away to protect his own ass.
Not pulling his buddies off the guy? Not calling 911 for an ambulance and the police? Not going to the police until TB put him on blast?
He’s no hero, and he’s not innocent. He is a prick of the worst kind…maybe a little less than his ‘kick him in the face’ buddies…but I’m not sure.
Your reading comprehension is below par. Last night, he turned himself in LAST NIGHT. TB broke their version of the story this AM. Unless he is clairvoyant TB had nothing to do with Steve going to the police. He went because he was told they wanted to know what happened. And it’s not so much about defense, it’s about not blindly following, no one else is wondering what the other side of this is? You seriously don’t have your own brains?
2 guys calling your crew pussies?
2 guys you’ve probably never come across before and probably never will again?
If arrests are made and it goes to a jury trial, pro tip: The jury isn’t going to fucking care.
Unless you were backed into a corner with no escape, it’s just words.
The prosecutor will hammer that point. The response will be “They called us pussies, we had to fight.”
Yeah, that will work.
“Did you hit them first?”
“Yeah, but…….”
“Steve wisely turned himself in last night because he has 2 kids at home”
Define at home? You mean his parents home? His parents are raising those kids cause he clearly can’t get his shit together. Him or his his wife.
“Hi, I’m president of a landscaping company”
Says every fucking loser who can’t or won’t get a real job
Hey Stiles- I’ll take care of Lexi while you’re in the clink. I’m thinking rawdog in the butthole.
Give it to her “Doggy-Stiles”
Ba-dum-bump-ching
Nicely done, Dr. Toboggan.
Turtleboy at its’ best.
Amazing job flushing this one out.
Hopefully the media that takes your story at least credits you for it.
Great job.
The local media has already scrubbed this story from their news feeds. They don’t want to give TB any credit for actually doing the investigation work that the Glub and the SHErald should have been able to do.
Exactly how I pictured them all! Can you get a bigger grouping of dopes? And add the Frigon clan and it’s a perfect house of chodes!
I wonder if the boys in stir will make these squishes the man or woman when they get sentenced and doing their time??? Doesn’t matter, they will all be on the “receiving end” and well deserved I might add. Roll in the mud and Squeal like a pig!
Quite a collection of Massholes,
Next step, do these clowns know Bakers kid?
Baker must come out immediately and denounce them. Failure to do so, is to condone their actions.
That’s the way Baker and his ilk rolls. Make him live to the standards he set for others.
They all inbred and part of the Queerboy Clan.
I’m glad all these losers are unemployed or landscapers. Completely useless to society.
This is where TBS shines. Outstanding job. It appears that none of them are immigrants so there is a chance that they will actually be held accountable.
And even though he’s apparently from Norfolk, you weren’t wrong about ratchet #5 being the face of Quincy.
Are these people in-breeding? Find one TB ratchet, you can bet you’ll find another. Good job, fellow Turtle Riders, and thanks for the quick follow-up, North. They ALL look like thugs. A commenter on original blog tried to rationalize that they didn’t start it… but five on one means they’re all PUSSIES! PUSSY Steve, PUSSY Tony, PUSSY brothers John and Tom, and BABY PUSSY Stiles, who looks like he just slid out of his mommy’s vag. Anything other than one-on-ones mean you’re PUSSY COWARDS! Hope they all see this. Hope their families all see this. And I hope MBTA sees and acts on this.
Steve walked away. Didn’t get involved.
This is why you were removed from twatter, not because you can’t figure it out, but because you have no clue what actually happened. Now you put a guy that didn’t do anything on blast. Called shim a scrotum?
You’re a hack looking for attention.
Pathetic. Imagine if you used your attention for good.
That makes Steve even more of a cunt for not pulling his butt buddies off of a guy getting his head kicked in. So he’s a double pussy
Hi Stevie,
Could you pick up some milk on the way home?
Thanks baby!
Well if that’s true then Steve will be exonerated. If you’re with a group of people that commit a violent crime then you can expect to be lumped in with your degenerate posse until the facts come out. If Steve is blameless and turned himself in last night then he’s a smart guy for getting ahead of this.
He’s a coward of the worst kind. Walking away to protect his own ass.
Not pulling his buddies off the guy? Not calling 911 for an ambulance and the police? Not going to the police until TB put him on blast?
He’s no hero, and he’s not innocent.
So Steve saw his buddies beating up another guy and turned his back and walked away and that’s supposed to be a good thing? He’s the one guy who had the best chance of getting these guys to stop and he decided to do nothing. He was “put on blast” for the wrong reason but still deserves to be “put on blast”!
I’m sorry, but ‘walking away’ doesn’t make him a good guy, or innocent.
Maybe he kicked, or maybe he didn’t, but walking away because he didn’t want to get involved makes him a coward and a prick.
He should have pulled his friends away, call 911 for an ambulance, or gone to the police at his earliest opportunity.
I hope he can be charged w something.
He’s a coward of the worst kind. Walking away to protect his own ass.
Not pulling his buddies off the guy? Not calling 911 for an ambulance and the police? Not going to the police until TB put him on blast?
He’s no hero, and he’s not innocent.
You’re correct it’s a shim
Not cheap to get into a Bruins playoff game. Wonder how much dick these chuds had to suck off in order to get a ticket.
Accessory, before and after the fact. Sure he will turn states evidence against his boys, they are going to prison for this one. Every rat for themselves.
Pure fucking scumbags. All should at the minimum be charged with consipiracy to commit attempted murder. Low class white south shore losers always looking like this.
Ratchet #1 aka Steve turned himself into authorities last night and as video surveillance shows had NO PART of the fight. He walked away the moment it started as to not be involved. Just Saying
BFD. He walked away so he wouldn’t be part of it. Are you defending him?
If that’s what he did, he’s a f’n coward.
What should he have done? Pulled one or more of his buddies off the guy. Or at the very least called 911.
I’d be ashamed if I walked away from something like this. He’s almost as bad as the rest of those a’%$ holes.