Here’s A Woman Pooping On I-93 South Right South Of Boston Because When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

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A turtle rider sent us this image last week on their commute home from Boston on I-93 south (I think it’s in Milton):

Perfectly normal. Can’t read the plates 100% but it looks like it says 6KE 714. If I’m wrong, let me know. And I assume those are Mass plates but it’s hard to tell. Can’t imagine what other state it would be though. If you’re a RMV person who wants to let us know who this car belongs to we’d love to reach out to them for comment. I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why you’d drop trou and fire out a couple honey barbecue meatballs on the highway like this, and I hope she can tell us why there’s nothing wrong with what she did here.

36 Comment(s)
  • J Gray
    July 25, 2018 at 9:49 am

    I would think the only reason somebody would do this is , Diarrhea, it’s better to do it in front of everybody than inside your pants in a car!

  • Skaite7
    July 24, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    It’s the granite ave exit Dorchester exit 11 classy!!! Right before Milton hahaha

  • Publius
    July 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    Sometimes this happens. No time to jump a guard rail. Thank GOD for Dunkins in Northboro with unlocked facility. Though after Publius was done they probably started locking it. Luckily no one posted my plate on the internets.

  • Stunt Penis
    July 24, 2018 at 11:58 am

    Remember folks: The anus was not designed to retain liquid.
    When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
    Reminds me of a time, oh, 30 years ago… I went out with a group of friends for supper, and on the way back, massive shitcramps hit me on 128 near Canton. Pulled off the now-93-exit-1 and found a house with some bushes near the street, so I was able to drop my trousers and let loose the vile stream. I think I lost 4 quarts of liquid, didn’t think the human colon could store so much.
    Thank god for adult diapers now.

  • Sloppy
    July 24, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Is that a log falling out of her ass in the picture, or something in the background? If so, great timing with the camera.
    Reminds me of a time I was taking the back way home from a meeting in Concord, NH, mid-winter when it’s dark out in the late afternoon. Something fierce was a’brewing in my bowels and I desperately pulled into a gas station to drop some mud. Some fucking junkie scoots into the shitter just before me to shoot up or something, I waited like 10 minutes before the clerk told me there was a port-o-pottie out back. Out I went and blasted the hell out of that thing in the dark, juggled my camera flashlight around to find that there was no toilet paper. Had to go outside and wipe my ass with handfuls of snow. Some dude in a truck rips around back just then to spotlight me front and center squatting there in full business attire, trousers around my ankles, hand-shoveling fistfulls of snow onto my dumper. Good times. Paid the dry cleaner a visit the next day, I did.

  • SanFran
    July 24, 2018 at 8:06 am

    She’s probably from San Francisco. It’s the norm out there.

    • KimberlyS
      July 24, 2018 at 10:56 am

      San Franshitsgo.

  • mopey63
    July 24, 2018 at 7:49 am

    I had to laugh because this happened to me. I went in the woods though so at least I walked in to where no one would see me, including my clueless late husband who turned the music on loudly, and while my doing the dirty “deed” in the woods, looking around found some bones that looked like human bones (how would I know the difference between human bones and deer bones) , was yelling for him and he of course couldn’t hear me with the music up that loud. I get back to the car and tell him, he looks and although he was an avid hunter (never “caught” one though, yes I know, you don’t catch them you kill them) even he didn’t know they were deer bones. He called the police who had to go look at not only the deer bones but my huge pile of diarrhea (omg) Yeah, deer bones. This article made me laugh so hard thinking of that day. Miss him so much right now. Yes, I held it in so I could walk into the woods and out of sight. Maybe she couldn’t’ hold it anymore? idk

  • Mike G
    July 23, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    Not Mass plates. And how the F do you know she’s shitting? Could obv be pissing.

  • TJB
    July 23, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    Her name is Maria, she works at united airlines.

  • T.R.
    July 23, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    Hey, I understand there are times that an angry turtle is going to try to kiss the silk, no matter where you are.
    She really should’ve ducked and dooked between the doors, though.
    She could’ve sat on the edge of her car door sill, putting her in a better position to cleanly launch those chocolate torpedoes and drain her bilge.

  • Swamp Ass
    July 23, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Hey, sometimes shit happens. At least she’s in the truck pullout area so to give herself a little more room than being in the breakdown lane. For her sake I hope she shit out a log. Would really suck it she had a runny, wet shit. Riding home with that leaking out of your asshole would really suck and be a bitch to clean out of her cloth interior. We’ve all had moments that almost made us do what she did, I think its funny. Hopefully you guys won’t out her and shame her. But I think that won’t happen.

  • Rina99
    July 23, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    When nature calls…. You listen!!

  • Joshua Bell
    July 23, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    Looks like she got her dose of Movantik that morning. Really gets the dope fiend bowels moving!!

  • ElJefe72
    July 23, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Not sure why she couldn’t have at least opened the front and rear doors and popped a squat between them. Would have afforded a little more privacy.

  • Shiny Mcshine
    July 23, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    I don’t know what’s more shocking, taking a duce on the side of the highway, or the fact that someone taking a duce on the side of the highway owns a 2018 Toyota Camry.

  • Stan
    July 23, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Relax guys, it’s just Elizabeth Warren pushing out another Democrat voter

    • ElJefe72
      July 23, 2018 at 4:23 pm

      It’s definitely darker skinned than her.

      • Fo Sho
        Not wid my dick
        July 24, 2018 at 7:49 am

        But those high ass cheeks??????

  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 23, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    Maybe she was high and thought she was in San Fagcisco…where the girls are girls and so are the boys.

  • Typical German Guy
    July 23, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Was ist los? Ze poopen Frau macht mein eine kleinen weinerschnitzel poppenzie macht schnell.

  • Mike Hunt
    July 23, 2018 at 2:51 pm

    this is right next to the Mass Fallen Heroes office – she probable hates vets.

  • LowStandards
    July 23, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    From afar it looks like a decent crapper on that pig. I’d stir her lunch. It’s… Been a while.

    • Clitty Litter
      July 23, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      Upon further review….the ruling on the field stands.

      She DOES have a nice dumper.

      • Josey Wales
        July 23, 2018 at 6:23 pm

        Would you eat a yard of her shit to smell where it came from?

        • Clitty Litter
          July 23, 2018 at 9:20 pm

          Cubic yard or linear?

          ( How is it with stains?)

  • IHateRatchets
    July 23, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    I have IBS and have had to go really bad before. There’s no way I would ever do this on a main road though. Especially not a high way! O_o

    This is actually in Dorchester not Milton. It’s right before the Milton line though.

  • Urban Anthropoligist
    July 23, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    In somewhat related news, walking by Haymarket station on the way to work this morning, there was a…an…um…residentially-challenged and hygiene-challenged “fellow” supine on the sidewalk, up against the building, his hand rammed down the front of his sloppy sweatpants, and right nearby, up against a brick pedestal, was a fresh human dook. Boston: The Hub of the Universe.

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      July 24, 2018 at 7:51 am

      Just another Walsh supporter.

  • Apu
    July 23, 2018 at 2:09 pm

    Relax… We do this at home all the time.

    Thank you, come again…

  • y
    July 23, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    He called the shit poop!
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  • z
    July 23, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    Anyone with the keys to the Mass RMV should run the plates.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 23, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    She drives a sedan!!!!!

    At least squat between the two open doors!!!!

    Have some standards!

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    July 23, 2018 at 1:44 pm

    Sounds like someone is having a really bad case of diarrhea. TBH, I would rather shit on the side of the highway than clean liquid shit out of my driver’s seat or shit my pants. I’ve had it that bad before and thank fuck I wasn’t driving for that.

    • z
      July 23, 2018 at 2:11 pm

      Yeah, sometimes you doo what you gotta doo.

      Never on the side of the road like that, but yeah I’ve stopped in the emergency lane and ran the 20 yards into the woods.

      I don’t know what the lay of the land is there, but that might have been the most discrete location available.

      Still, they bag you for littering for what $500? What’s the fine for shitting? If my running into the woods resulted in a fine, it would have been worth it.

  • Tucker
    July 23, 2018 at 1:43 pm

    Hmm….maybe she wanted to express solidarity with the NJ pooperintentent?

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