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March Madness has been PHENOMENAL again this year, per usual. Well, except for the fact that every team we picked seems to lose. There were 3 teams from New England in the tournament – Providence, Northeastern, and Harvard. None of them won a game. The bottom line is people around here will never be really into the tournament until one of our teams can compete for at least a Sweet 16. And there’s only one team in New England that we can rally behind. The UMass. Unfortunately, as a diehard Minutemen fan I will be the first to admit that they blow. Luckily we have a plan for how they can regain their 1990’s legendary form once again, and we wrote about it in GoLocalWorcester today.

Anyway, Turtleboy T-Shirts go to the top 5 finishers overall in our bracket challenge, and the leader after Round 2. And apparently there was some misunderstanding when it comes to what “Round 2” is. I don’t give a shit what CBS, ESPN, or the NCAA calls it – the playin games are NOT Round 1. They are round Round 0. The teams who play in them ARE NOT IN the tournament yet. They are trying to PLAYIN-to the tournament. Therefore the recipient of the first free t-shirt is some guy named Travis Tasker. Travis I have no idea who you are, but send us a message on Facebook or email us at so we can get you your hard-earned shirt. Unfortunately this is probably it for you since you picked Georgetown to win the whole thing. The winner of the $40 “scholarship fund” for being the leading bracketologist who contributed to the “scholarship fund,” is Kyle Carpenter. Here’s the standings:

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4 Comment(s)
  • Jaime
    March 24, 2015 at 1:36 pm

    For my first time I am not doing so bad! I really want a shirt, maybe soon! GL to all

  • Wabbitt
    March 24, 2015 at 8:47 am

    My bracket is sucking more dick than a Piedmont St crackhead.

  • handburner
    March 23, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    It’s no surprise Travis Tasker is dominating this. That’s what he does. I’ve seen HD video footage of him satisfying 11 ladies at one time, and I’ve personally seen him dribble a bowling ball the length of the court and dunk it.

    • GoneWestButNotSoft
      March 23, 2015 at 9:11 pm

      Travis must operate under the pen name “handburner”

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