Turtleboy and Hillary Clinton are about to become bff’s. That’s because we are officially kindred spirits after dealing with the idiocy that is Orange Julius Jones. Everyone knows OJJ around these parts. He’s a local buffoon who blockaded Kelley Square and more recently was kicked out of a City Council meeting for threatening Michael Gaffney and ranting on and on about Turtle bigot:
Hilarious. As you know, the “black lives matter” folks have been interrupting all of Bernie Sanders campaign rallies, because they know he’s too much of an old Vermont hippie to fight back and tell them to go fuck themselves.
ButHillary Clinton is a bulldog. You don’t fuck with Hilary. If you do, you’re probably gonna end up buried in a swamp somewhere in the Ozarks. Just ask Vince Foster. So when OJJ and his fantastic friends from Boston tried to get into Hillary’s rally in New Hampshire this past weekend they were SHOCKED to find out they weren’t allowed in.
Hey Julius, the first thing I would do is shower broski. You got the whole derelict thing going on and you stand out like sore thumb. And do some crunches or something man. You and Boom-Boom are spending way too much time protesting and not nearly enough time on the Michell Obama P90X tape. No one wants to let an out of shape, smelly hippie into a rally for civilized adults. Clean it up bros.
This isHillary fucking Clinton we’re talking about. You think she’s gonna let some dickweed from Worcester push her around? LOL. If she wasn’t gonna let a cheating husband, some missing emails, and Benghazi bring her down, then what the fuck do you think you’re gonna do to her?
Anyway, OJJ ambushed her on her way out and the whole incident was recorded on video:
HeyHillary – welcome to hippie bizarro world. Population – you, Mike Gaffney, and Turtleboy. I have no fucking clue what this ding-dong is saying half the time and neither does he.
For instance, when he said that “America’s first drug is free black labor and turning black bodies into profit and the mass-incarceration system mirrors the prison plantation system.” Don’t worry, no one has any idea what the fuck he’s talking about. Just let him get him ramble on and play dances with buzzwords, and while he’s talking you can start thinking about how you can get rid of all those emails without anyone noticing.
ThenHillary finally asked Julius – what the fuck do you want anyway?
OJJ:I stand here in your space and I say this as respectfully as I can, “If you don’t tell black people what we need to do, then we won’t tell you all what to do. What I mean to say is, this is and always been a white problem of violence. There’s not much that we can do to stop the violence against us.”
HC: Respectfully, if that is your position, then I will only talk to white people about how we are going to deal with these very real problems.”
OJJ: That’s not what I mean. What what you just said was a form of victim blaming. You were saying what the black lives matter movement needs to do to change white hearts is to….”
HC: I’m not interested in changing hearts, I’m interested in changing policy.
Boom. Roasted. You did the right thing by nodding and pretending to give a shit. If they think you’re listening they’ll go away, post about it on Facebook, and pat themselves on the back for changing the world. Then you can go right back to ignoring them like everyone else chooses to do.
Because what is she supposed to do? He actually implied that black people are only being killed by white people. Because black on black violence is a myth created by Turtleboy. Never happens in real life. LOL. As soon as she heard that she realized she wasn’t talking to a real person and was wasting her time. So she made the Hillary face:
Honestly, this is why if I had to pick between Hillary and Bernie Sanders, I’d take Hillary any day of the week. She straight up tells them – hey buttnuts – tell me something specific that you want. We know you like blocking streets, which is great and all, but what the fuck do you want me to do to help you out? Because I’m kind of a big deal in this country and I can probably throw you a bone or two.
The bottom line is, Hillary Clinton left that conversation and probably made fun of OJJ. She’s probably wishing she was a republican so she could just pretend not to give a fuck about morons like this. That’s why I feel bad for democrats. They’re in this position where they can’t align with these idiots, but they don’t wanna seem insensitive either. It’s like the Republicans and the Tea Party four years ago. And it only helps the Republicans this time around.