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Hillary Clinton Got The Racist Turtlebigot Treatment From Julius Jones And Black Lives Matter

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Turtleboy and Hillary Clinton are about to become bff’s. That’s because we are officially kindred spirits after dealing with the idiocy that is Orange Julius Jones. Everyone knows OJJ around these parts. He’s a local buffoon who blockaded Kelley Square and more recently was kicked out of a City Council meeting for threatening Michael Gaffney and ranting on and on about Turtle bigot:

Hilarious. As you know, the “black lives matter” folks have been interrupting all of Bernie Sanders campaign rallies, because they know he’s too much of an old Vermont hippie to fight back and tell them to go fuck themselves.

ButHillary Clinton is a bulldog. You don’t fuck with Hilary. If you do, you’re probably gonna end up buried in a swamp somewhere in the Ozarks. Just ask Vince Foster. So when OJJ and his fantastic friends from Boston tried to get into Hillary’s rally in New Hampshire this past weekend they were SHOCKED to find out they weren’t allowed in.

Hey Julius, the first thing I would do is shower broski. You got the whole derelict thing going on and you stand out like sore thumb. And do some crunches or something man. You and Boom-Boom are spending way too much time protesting and not nearly enough time on the Michell Obama P90X tape. No one wants to let an out of shape, smelly hippie into a rally for civilized adults. Clean it up bros.

This isHillary fucking Clinton we’re talking about. You think she’s gonna let some dickweed from Worcester push her around? LOL. If she wasn’t gonna let a cheating husband, some missing emails, and Benghazi bring her down, then what the fuck do you think you’re gonna do to her?

Anyway, OJJ ambushed her on her way out and the whole incident was recorded on video:

HeyHillary – welcome to hippie bizarro world. Population – you, Mike Gaffney, and Turtleboy. I have no fucking clue what this ding-dong is saying half the time and neither does he.

For instance, when he said that “America’s first drug is free black labor and turning black bodies into profit and the mass-incarceration system mirrors the prison plantation system.” Don’t worry, no one has any idea what the fuck he’s talking about. Just let him get him ramble on and play dances with buzzwords, and while he’s talking you can start thinking about how you can get rid of all those emails without anyone noticing.

ThenHillary finally asked Julius – what the fuck do you want anyway?

OJJ:I stand here in your space and I say this as respectfully as I can, “If you don’t tell black people what we need to do, then we won’t tell you all what to do. What I mean to say is, this is and always been a white problem of violence. There’s not much that we can do to stop the violence against us.”

HC: Respectfully, if that is your position, then I will only talk to white people about how we are going to deal with these very real problems.”

OJJ: That’s not what I mean. What what you just said was a form of victim blaming. You were saying what the black lives matter movement needs to do to change white hearts is to….”

HC: I’m not interested in changing hearts, I’m interested in changing policy.

Boom. Roasted. You did the right thing by nodding and pretending to give a shit. If they think you’re listening they’ll go away, post about it on Facebook, and pat themselves on the back for changing the world. Then you can go right back to ignoring them like everyone else chooses to do.

Because what is she supposed to do? He actually implied that black people are only being killed by white people. Because black on black violence is a myth created by Turtleboy. Never happens in real life. LOL. As soon as she heard that she realized she wasn’t talking to a real person and was wasting her time. So she made the Hillary face:

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Honestly, this is why if I had to pick between Hillary and Bernie Sanders, I’d take Hillary any day of the week. She straight up tells them – hey buttnuts – tell me something specific that you want. We know you like blocking streets, which is great and all, but what the fuck do you want me to do to help you out? Because I’m kind of a big deal in this country and I can probably throw you a bone or two.

The bottom line is, Hillary Clinton left that conversation and probably made fun of OJJ. She’s probably wishing she was a republican so she could just pretend not to give a fuck about morons like this. That’s why I feel bad for democrats. They’re in this position where they can’t align with these idiots, but they don’t wanna seem insensitive either. It’s like the Republicans and the Tea Party four years ago. And it only helps the Republicans this time around.

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17 Comment(s)
  • sandman
    August 20, 2015 at 11:05 am

    The comments and high fives on julius page are the absolute funniest things I’ve seen, got a lot of interesting people supporting his ramblings to hillary

  • Tngsucks
    August 20, 2015 at 5:15 am

    What they need to do is acknowledge all lives matter. There are citi x end of every race whose civil rights are violated by the police. Only then can the police be held to a standard and be forced to get rid of the bad ones.

  • Adam
    August 19, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    There has got to be a Dr. King level intellectual willing to take on BLM and lead it in a respectful manner. Otherwise they will continue to garner disrespect and be the basis for countless hysterical internet memes. Also their T-shirt game is terrible.

  • george
    August 19, 2015 at 11:03 am

    Never been fan of Hillary but “fine I will only talk to white people” hahah…this blm guy is a joke, this literally could’ve been one of the biggest moments for blacks since MLK, this guy could have given an outline of what needs to be done and it would’ve been referenced in history books as to how blacks finally tried to pull themselves into society. HE SAID WE WON’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO! Oh, my, God…can this movement get someone with at least a middle school diploma to articulate…something? So far it’s been nothing but rambling nonsense and blame whitey.

  • Sign-Ception
    August 19, 2015 at 10:32 am

    Pretty sure America’s first drug was Tobacco.

    “What I mean to say is, this is and always been a white problem of violence. There’s not much that we can do to stop the violence against us.”

    Also, from what I have gathered, the only person from the list of names they popularly chant who actually was killed without any action of his or her own choice was Eric Garner. I am not sure why they think Saint Micheal Brown couldn’t of done anything different. I guess his only choice was to rob a liquor store for blunt wraps, then try to take a gun away from an officer. This guy is delusional.

  • Cody
    August 19, 2015 at 9:53 am

    Drew Magary wannabe

  • August 19, 2015 at 12:26 am

    Only criminals speak with criminals.

  • ABCD
    August 18, 2015 at 10:53 pm

    He was just on Comedy Central…

  • Balls McLongcock
    August 18, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    Orange Julius was also interviewed today on Wolf Blitzer’s CNN show, and on some other MSNBC show that nobody watches.

  • Jack Mehoffer
    August 18, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    Where did the poetry slam blog go?

  • Z
    August 18, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    This is The Kelly File’s top story tonight on Fox News. Can someone please explain to me how this bum named Julius Jones has managed to garner national media attention? I’ve always wanted to be on the news. Guess I just have to lower my IQ to 20 and spew a bunch of nonsense out of my mouth to get some attention. WOW! I never knew landing some airtime on national television could be so easy!!!!!

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 19, 2015 at 7:46 pm

      Well, it’s Fox News. So 20 would be about the average IQ of their viewers anyway.

  • RJ
    August 18, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    How can anyone say, objectively, that “mass incarceration” (a.k.a. putting criminals in jail when they commit crimes) hasn’t worked? Crime has steadily declined since the late ’80s and today, violent crime is a relatively rare phenomenon when compared to that era. What happened in that time? Oh yeah, the tough on crime approach that he’s complaining about. Hey numb nuts, don’t want to go to jail? Don’t break the law. You got arrested because you broke the law while complaining about other people getting arrested for breaking the law. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      August 19, 2015 at 7:46 pm

      Another thing that happened was Roe v Wade.

      Once abortion became safe and legal, most of the children being aborted were those that would have been born to scumbags, criminals and drug addicts. Aka – the children who would have subsequently grown up to become scumbags, criminals and drug addicts. That’s why when we got to the 1990’s and those children would have been entering prime gangbaning, raping, and murdering age – they didn’t exist. So crime plummeted.

  • Publius
    August 18, 2015 at 7:46 pm

    The African immigrants at Pubi work think this guy is a whining loser. They ask me why he doesn’t work? what can one say.

  • danny
    August 18, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    SHE SUPPOSEDLY MET WITH BLACK LIVES MATTER PEOPLE SOMEWHERE TODAY I KEPT SCROLLING IT DIDN’T INTEREST ME TODAY

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