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Oh look, another Mom who made a series of poor life decisions, knowing full well the consequences that comes along with raw dog, who expects others to take care of her now. Remember this quote from the GFM:
“I’m embarrassed to ask for help.”
First of all, kids shouldn’t live in family shelters. If you can’t afford an apartment your kids get taken away from you. Period. Don’t like it? Don’t bring kids into this world without some sort of financial plan. Ya know, grown up shit.
Turns out she’s also being sued by Victoria’s Secret (likely for opening up a credit card she never paid off), who isn’t “giving her a break,”:
Oh yea, I’m sure she’s trying really hard to get a job. Unfortunately she can’t get one because DTA won’t throw food stamps at her. Ya got that? The single mom in the homeless shelter somehow doesn’t qualify for food stamps!! In Massachusetts!!
And even though she can’t afford to pay for rent or food or bills, she has plenty of cash for other necessities like tattoos
Here’s an idea – instead of going on Jerry Springer, try getting a job. Because…of course she went on Jerry Springer, where she found out that a rival cheesehog was sleeping with her baby daddy in order to get revenge on her for that time she broke her couch:
Pretty standard south shore beef.
Finding out Jerry Springer isn’t real was worse than finding out Santa isn’t real. He wasn’t even attempting to smooch her on the lips there.
Although I’m not sure how you fake that hairpulling
Shit was authentic!
Pretty sure that’s not even the real baby daddy though……
He might not toss in any cash for the little ones, but it sure doesn’t stop him from tossing around the cervix scraper like it’s going out of style.
Anyway, remember the quote:
“I’m embarrassed to ask for help.”
Because evidently this sea skag has so much pride that she had to reduce herself to start this GFM. It’s not like she’s ever had a GFM before. Oh wait….
Turns out she had another GFM to save her Mom’s home from foreclosure less than two months ago…
Somehow she actually raised $250 for this one. I’m sure that saved Grandma from foreclosure and that cash didn’t go to the Cheeto’s and iPhone covers foundation.
Then there’s the 2015 GoFundMe entitled, “Struggling for help for my daughter“:
The most amazing part about all of this is that she uses capital letters appropriately and understands that a period isn’t just something she misses a few weeks after going boom-boom with a stranger. If you have this many GFM’s, you’ve been on Jerry Springer, and you can still write in English, you’re like a ratchet unicorn.
Gotta love this line…..
“I have never been the type of person to ask anyone for anything because I’m not only embarrassed and ashamed.”
Oh yea, she’s never been the type of chick to beg for free shit. Except for all those other times she shamelessly used her bang trophies to try to get free shit. And she’s totally ashamed by doing this too. It’s not like she once appeared on Jerry Springer due to the fact that she broke her friend’s couch, leading to revenge porking with her chudstuffer.