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Hingham Sea Skag In Shelter With Kids Says She’s Embarrassed To Start GoFundMe, Even Though She’s Had Multiple GoFundMe’s And Was On Jerry Springer In March

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Hingham….

Oh look, another Mom who made a series of poor life decisions, knowing full well the consequences that comes along with raw dog, who expects others to take care of her now. Remember this quote from the GFM:

“I’m embarrassed to ask for help.”

First of all, kids shouldn’t live in family shelters. If you can’t afford an apartment your kids get taken away from you. Period. Don’t like it? Don’t bring kids into this world without some sort of financial plan. Ya know, grown up shit.

Turns out she’s also being sued by Victoria’s Secret (likely for opening up a credit card she never paid off), who isn’t “giving her a break,”:

Oh yea, I’m sure she’s trying really hard to get a job. Unfortunately she can’t get one because DTA won’t throw food stamps at her. Ya got that? The single mom in the homeless shelter somehow doesn’t qualify for food stamps!! In Massachusetts!!

And even though she can’t afford to pay for rent or food or bills, she has plenty of cash for other necessities like tattoos


and booze!!

Here’s an idea – instead of going on Jerry Springer, try getting a job. Because…of course she went on Jerry Springer, where she found out that a rival cheesehog was sleeping with her baby daddy in order to get revenge on her for that time she broke her couch:

Pretty standard south shore beef.

Finding out Jerry Springer isn’t real was worse than finding out Santa isn’t real. He wasn’t even attempting to smooch her on the lips there.

Although I’m not sure how you fake that hairpulling

Shit was authentic!

Pretty sure that’s not even the real baby daddy though……

He might not toss in any cash for the little ones, but it sure doesn’t stop him from tossing around the cervix scraper like it’s going out of style.

Anyway, remember the quote:

“I’m embarrassed to ask for help.”

Because evidently this sea skag has so much pride that she had to reduce herself to start this GFM. It’s not like she’s ever had a GFM before. Oh wait….

Turns out she had another GFM to save her Mom’s home from foreclosure less than two months ago…

Somehow she actually raised $250 for this one. I’m sure that saved Grandma from foreclosure and that cash didn’t go to the Cheeto’s and iPhone covers foundation.

Then there’s the 2015 GoFundMe entitled, “Struggling for help for my daughter“:

The most amazing part about all of this is that she uses capital letters appropriately and understands that a period isn’t just something she misses a few weeks after going boom-boom with a stranger. If you have this many GFM’s, you’ve been on Jerry Springer, and you can still write in English, you’re like a ratchet unicorn.

Gotta love this line…..

“I have never been the type of person to ask anyone for anything because I’m not only embarrassed and ashamed.”

Oh yea, she’s never been the type of chick to beg for free shit. Except for all those other times she shamelessly used her bang trophies to try to get free shit. And she’s totally ashamed by doing this too. It’s not like she once appeared on Jerry Springer due to the fact that she broke her friend’s couch, leading to revenge porking with her chudstuffer.

14 Comment(s)
  • Nope
    July 4, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Wah,wah,wah. Single mom of two..took in a junkie neighbors baby(whom I’m now permanent guardian of) to make three, kicked my children’s dad out, almost lost the home I own, lost my car. Guess what? I saved my home, worked two jobs and got my ass back to school and have two cars. Cut the bull shit you lazy twat. Priorities meaning your children!

  • Red Meat
    June 29, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    I was a junkie who lost everything, including my children, AS I SHOULD HAVE. Fast forward and six year sober i got my kids back, went to the shelter she speals of and TOOK THE GRANT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE I WASNT MAKING POOR DECISIONS ANYMORE AND WAS WORKING MY ASS OFF. THEY OFFER YOU THIS GRANT BUT YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR NASTY ASS AND WORK.

    Im not fucking perfect. I have fucked up bad in life. But you grow the fuck up and take responsibility. I pay rent. I pay bills. I put food and clothing on my children AS I SHOULD BE. SEA SKAG IS RIGHT.

    • Red Meat
      June 29, 2018 at 3:11 pm

      Sorry for the typos! This just angered me so bad i am typing so fast!

  • robbie watson
    June 27, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    like they say once you go black, you become a single mom

  • msheadkracker
    June 26, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    Umm wtf is she doing?!? VS underwear and bras? I bet she buys her clothes there too since they started that shit, overpriced garbage that says “Pink” on it, which we all know stands for “pussy”. Im 39 years old and have never owned a VS bra, let alone a pair of their underwear, its junk! When you have kids you have this thing that magically appears called “priorities”, they superceed any item or tattoo you want for yourself and you need to provide for your children before yourself. Staying in a shelter with children means you failed as a person, unless its a DV shelter, and you dont deserve the kids at all. Buy your underwear at Target, quit with the tattoos(havent gotten one in 12 years since i had my 3rd child), fix your brain stupid! This isnt a high school fashion show, its real life!  

  • Truth
    June 26, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    She owes Victoria’s Secret $600! Glad there are no pictures of her wearing lingerie. She’s Gross.

  • Mr. Jokey
    June 26, 2018 at 10:24 am

    That black fella must be a cowboy because he certainly has a thing for heifers.

  • SnarkyRider
    June 26, 2018 at 8:46 am

    You lying, lazy ass scab. I was in a shelter with my two kids when I found out my husband was using heroin. People like me who worked two jobs didn’t qualify for any assistance with cash or food stamps because we made too much money. You don’t get it because you’re lazy and your useless sperm donor should be working his ass off (as you should). I did not have extra money for luxuries like tattoos, alcohol and the supports of a man child parasite.
    Also, they won’t give you a child voucher unless you at LEAST have a job lined up (with proof) to work. Close your legs, get a birth control implant and bust your ass to get a job to provide for the little humans you chose to bring into this world.

    • Quality Control
      June 26, 2018 at 9:41 am

      If I could report this I would. Every rachet should see this. Perfect post.

      • Quality Control
        June 26, 2018 at 11:13 am


  • Charlie
    June 26, 2018 at 7:34 am

    The ratchet unicorn line really got me. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

  • SMH
    June 26, 2018 at 12:09 am

    1. Gerry Springer famous makes for instant ghetto famous!
    2. There ought to be a program which pays women like her to speak to high schoolers on the consequences of bad decisions.
    3. It’s true love for sure, finding a fiance’ who will join her in a homeless shelter so they can be together! 😉

  • Kyle
    June 25, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    Yeah im neither kids father my guy but funny nonetheless

  • MrSmiley
    June 25, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Don’t worry. Keep having more kids!! Kind souls will foot the bill right?!?! Personal responsibility is a bad joke nowadays it seems.

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