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Hippies At Pomona College Protesting American Hockey Party Because It’s Racist To Celebrate America

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It has come to our attention that one of the posters mentioned in this blog was being sarcastic. We believed they were being honest, since it’s really not that much different from what the other people listed here were saying. His sarcasm then was obviously top notch. That being said, what he wrote was wildly hilarious in this context, and we kept it up. If he wants it down we will honor that request. 

So apparently there is a school near Los Angeles called Pomona College, which is a haven for traitors, communists, rabble rousers, dooshnozzles, nudniks, morons, idiots, stooges, jagoffs, and many more equally misguided people.

Pomona College is a very selective, very diverse, and very expensive liberal arts college. What this means of course is that it’s filled with a bunch of rich kids who hate America and will end up blaming banks when they’re $150,000 in debt and working as a social worker.

Pomona College has three fraternities. One of them allows both men and women, which in most places would make it…..ummmm…..not a fraternity? But since gender is no longer a real thing and you can just pick your gender in 2014, I guess it makes sense. One of the others is Kappa Delta, and they’ve been the center of controversy recently after announcing their “United States of Ameica” themed party.

The humanity!!

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Sure, some of you probably think this is a harmless party and an excuse to get drunk at 9:00 AM Pacific time while watching the American hockey team kick the shit out of David Krejci and old man Jagr’s Czech Republic.

But apparently you are all missing the point here. Luckily Pomona College is filled with tons of undergrads who have access to wikipedia and have discovered that this party is in fact a racist celebration of American imperialism, sexism, and genocide. These obviously enlightened individuals have declared jihad against the Facebook wall promoting this party.

Check out some of these brilliant free thinkers:

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Oh snap, someone googled “Howard Zinn”!!! Here I am watching the U.S. play hockey and rooting for the red, white, and blue, and it turns out the whole time I’m really celebrating the Trail of Tears and King Phillip’s War. Never mind that King Phillips War and Bacon’s rebellion happened before the United States even existed. That’s not important. What IS important is that you should never watch a hockey game and root for America because in 1862 Lincoln signed the Homestead Act. THAT is what really matters here people.

I went to UMass so I was used to people like this. I almost forgot how hilarious their hippy ways are. What’s really scary is that he’s probably being taught this stuff in class. Just shitting all over America because we had Jim Crow laws and slavery a long time ago. Sure, he could point out that America fought a war that ended slavery, passed legislation ending Jim Crow, and fought a World War that ended the reign of the biggest racist of all time (some guy named Hitler). But  then college hippies like Todd wouldn’t be able to focus their hate on the country that allows them to express their idiotic opinions in such a public forum.

Screw hockey, I’m going to the teach in with this guy:

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Luckily for society Todd is going to change the world as soon as he graduates. Just look at his major:

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Because America needs more philosophers.

Then there’s this winner:

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Yea you imperialist bastards, you better do EXACTLY as Matt Karkut tells you to or else he’s gonna post a Facebook status, and you’re not gonna like it very much at all!! And if that doesn’t work he’s calling the cyber police who will likely arrest all of you for watching a hockey game and rooting for America.

Matt brings up some good points too. When Betsy Ross was making the American flag, she could’ve picked any colors she wanted. She passed on purple, the color of tolerance and love. She didn’t wanna pick Brown because even though it celebrates American diversity, it’s also the color of poop, which of course is trademarked by St. Bonaventure.

Nope, she went right for Satanic red, heterosexual wedding cake white, and masculine blue. In all seriousness though, where do these hippies come up with this shit? I literally laughed out loud when I read his origins of the American flag.

Matt is obviously very well read though. He saw on Facebook that there was a genocide in Rwanda in 1994 and Sudan much more recently. But those places are like a MILLION times better than America. Sudan is known for its respect of all human rights. And they have great wifi connection there so Matt will have no problem blasting American imperialism on Facebook from Darfur.

Poor Matt says he can’t afford to buy the plane ticket to Rwanda/Sudan (same thing right? Africa), so he’s obviously depressed that he has to stay in America and play in his hipster band:

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Just look at those glorious hippies in their natural environment. They’re a wonder to see, they really are. Showering, shaving, and watching hockey are so overrated.

But I’d like to start a gofundme page for Matt. I want him to be able to go to Sudan and enjoy their sweet delicious freedom and tolerance. The poor guy is being restricted by his college tuition though. He needs your help people!! Send this guy to Darfur now!!

My girl Chelci also wanted to chime in about this outrageous celebration of hockey:

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Yea guys, your party might be taking place at the exact same time as a hockey game that everyone will be watching, but the theme should be Black History Month. Because in February, this is all anyone should be thinking about at all times. Even ask my girl Chelci.

Not to be outdone, our girl Anna……something….had a mouthful:

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Yea you jingo bastards!! Stop celebrating the fact that America saved the world from Japanese and Nazi takeover!! Obviously we should’ve just let Hitler do his thing. I’m sure when Hitler finally took over Africa he would’ve treated all the people there with respect and dignity. After all, the Fuhrer was known for his tolerance of non-Aryan peoples.

Anna is apparently from Aburi, Ghana. The fact that she can afford to travel the world and attend an expensive private university in southern California, doesn’t change the fact that she’s an oppressed individual still suffering the effects of imperialism. Sure, she’s a member of the Ghanian 1%, but that can’t get in the way of the facts here people. As you can tell from her profile pictures on Facebook she is clearly still struggling with the effects of Allied victory in World War 2:

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Damn you America!!!

Not to be outdone, another reader came along with a really hard last name to pronounce, which means of course that she is diverse and you’re not:

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Michelle brings up some good points. Nutjob terrorists who stone women to death for learning, also hate America. They think we’re ignorant and self centered because we encourage stupid things like “democracy,” “healthcare,” and “education.” By rooting for America to beat the Czechs in a hockey match you are making terrorists hate us even more. Obviously we should be concerned with the feelings of terrorists at all times, since we’re basically internationally bullying them. TurtleBoy Sports frowns on bullying in all its forms.

Gotta love these hippies who hate when America is called the “greatest country on earth.” It just boils their blood. Sure millions of Mexicans and others from all around the world risk life and limb to come here through both legal and illegal channels. But these people don’t know how good they have it in Mexico and Nicaragua. If only they read Michelle’s Facebook post. Then they’d realize that they were better off just staying where they are and making friends with the local drug lord.

Most importantly, stop calling the USA “America.” America is a land mass you nudniks, not a country. I’m sure Michelle is also equally outraged that the Netherlands’ teams are called the “Dutch.” But as for now, we should all be focusing on saying United Staes of America, instead of taking the easy way out.

Who’s feeding her all these hot takes about the evils of America? TurtleBoy may have found the root cause of her anger:

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Then there’s Ethan Grossman, a self-described benefactor of white-Jewish privilege from Atlanta. Before you read what he wrote, please understand that this is what you’re dealing with:

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Because obviously this kid knows much more about the world than all of you. Allow him to educate all you racist white oppressors:

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America obviously perpetuates white supremacist institutions. We are such racist bigots that we elected a black President. Twice. Oprah, Will Smith, and Kanye West are barely getting by under the blanket of white oppression.

Sure your frat might think they’re just getting together to watch a hockey game, but what you’re really doing is celebrating Japanese internment during World War 2.

Yes, America is playing the Czech Republic, a country that conspired with the Nazis during World War 2 and gave up all their Jews to Hitler without any resistance. But rooting for America is a million times worse than rooting for the Czechs, because…….the Alamo.

You guys at Kappa Delta “BETTER CHANGE THE GOD DAMN EVENT THEME”, or else Ethan and his progressive army are gonna be down there to MAKE you do it. Well, at least as soon as he’s done with his nap:

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Well, as I write this the United States of America is up 4-1. It looks like we’re going to move on and play what will most likely turn out to be Canada. But when you’re rooting for the red, white, and blue during their next match, just remember what these inspiring 19 year olds have taught you: you are celebrating racism, slavery, the Mexican-American war, genocide, and every other terrible thing that has happened in the history of the world.

Bigots.

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60 Comment(s)
  • Mandy
    March 12, 2014 at 1:06 am

    Like I can’t get over it. I could be the CEO of a company you are applying to for a job right now and you’d never know. I know you THINK you know, you really think you know how this whole thing pans out, but you don’t actually. Really kids, think twice before making a whole personality out of being an awful, inconsiderate, uncaring, privileged, willfully ignorant ahole on the internet.

  • Mandy
    March 12, 2014 at 1:01 am

    Oh god this blog is embarrassing, may it never be linked to your true identity when you’re trying to find a job in the real world. I am feeling so much second hand embarrassment you, christ.

  • al's girlfriend
    February 22, 2014 at 12:40 am

    I know a cute girl that goes to Pomona. her drugs are way better than a 3.8/5 HELLO

    • Dave?
      February 22, 2014 at 11:50 am

      hahahha should have clarified drugs are 5/5, overall school rating 3.8/5 (1.2 in deductions due to the obnoxious liberals). Also, I’m a democrat who voted for Obama so yeah… these people were nuts sometimes haha.

  • February 20, 2014 at 10:56 pm

    Turtleboy prevails, and America is still superior to all other countries! Hoorah!

  • Yeah, no....
    February 20, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    So, Pomona College has no DMCA standing here, unless they claim copyright over all photos on FB posted by students who have attended Pomona…

  • George....!
    February 20, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    I just remembered I was in KD, a fraternity that shares its name with a national sorority. The school wasn’t fans of us for the most part, probably because we were the closest thing to the embodiment of “PATRIARCHY” (a word I for sure learned at Pomona College) on campus. Also, we passed a lot of gas. There were many bias related incidents and tomfoolery that passed during those four years of higher learning, but ultimately, everyone found their niche and happiness despite our differences. Taking what we had learned, we thrust ourselves upon the world ready for anything!!!!

    And then we defaulted on our loans and had to start sucking some mad dick. Just tons of penises. Hey, it was the … teens?… twenty tens?… what else could we do in such “Tough Economic Timez.” Quit Heroin? Pfft.

    Anyways, if you want to shit on American Imperialism and bring up the trail of tears all the time, that is your right in America and it’s pretty dope.

    If you want to be hella jingoistic and shit and wear back to back World War Champs t-shirts, that is also your right in America and it’s hella tight.

    If you want to believe that this world is actually a simulation that you’ve been stuck in since ’93 and are desperately trying to escape it by killing yourself over and OVER and over again, that might be your right, but how would you know, Derrick?

    • Joey G
      February 20, 2014 at 7:44 pm

      I will give you 22 bucks for the rights to your “Back to Back World War Champs” t-shirt. We should talk. Maybe Erik Carlson can take care of the paperwork for us.

  • pomona kids are so fucking wack
    February 20, 2014 at 9:33 am

    ^stupid fucking pomona students on this page
    didnt u read that the original description was changed. how is that “not realizing they were wrong.”
    hockey game at the same time; usa vs czechs. OBVIOUSLY THAT IS WHY THEY THEMED THE PARTY AS USA. you’re all a bunch of fucking whining ass bitches making problems for people because youre bitter that your life fucking sucks. turtleboy good shit but pictures were a little much

    • turtleboy II
      February 20, 2014 at 12:20 pm

      You’re so right. I’m a Pomona student right now and all these people are just miserable. NONE of these assholes are going to be as successful as Turtleboy in life LMAO. It’s like they don’t even aspire to become adults who blog about college parties and make fun of strangers’ last names on the internet.. Fuckin’ pathetic.

  • matt
    February 20, 2014 at 9:23 am

    I think we can all agree that this blog (and comments) taught us one thing, idiot college kids view Facebook as a sacred, untouchable site that you just don’t mess withto do so makes one the lowest form of life.. To them, its the equivalent of making jokes about 9-11 on Oct 1, 2001. .

    • Joey G
      February 20, 2014 at 10:21 am

      It is far worse than that, Matt… it is the equivalent of suggesting that your gender is determined at birth!!

  • Mr. T
    February 20, 2014 at 9:11 am

    Well done TB. This cracked me up. These idiots are everything I pictured entitled hippie students at Pomona to be.

  • KD so young so anything but wise
    February 20, 2014 at 1:48 am

    Sometimes there are differences in opinions and other times people are just wrong. In this situation the “frat” boys who wrote this are just wrong. We all know it and we all pity them for not realizing how wrong they are.

  • Dan D
    February 20, 2014 at 12:11 am

    America, Fuck yeah!

  • John
    February 19, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    Great hottakes by the turtleboy, as usual. I’m glad he scours the country to introduce us to these morons who write their blog comments using a thesaurus. It makes me quite content to stay in the good ole Woo

  • hdhd
    February 19, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    Great post man, just wanted to say that I totally look up to you for having the guts to speak out.

    I’m about to graduate, and afterward I wanna do something similar to this… spend my time going through Facebook pages for college events I’m not invited to cuz I’m on the other side of the country, then look at what people post so I can go through and analyze their pictures and profile. Great use of time. Congrats on the victory bro 🙂

    ‘MURICA FUCK YEAH RED WHITE AND BLUE SEA TO SHINING SEA WHOOOOO

  • Jackson Steve
    February 19, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Everyone who doesn’t think this article is 100% gold is a moron. Turtleboy 4 lyfe.
    http://makesweet.com/f/5/7/d/57d36756-398f-4c26-a2f4-dc50f8eaab1e.png

  • A guy who understands the DCMA as well as Erik Carlson
    February 19, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    Well this certainly seems like legitimate legal correspondence. Look for Erik Carlson in the mornings as he attempts to solicit Maury Povich viewers to sue shipyards on behalf of people with mesothelioma… when he is not too busy chasing ambulances… Impressive bio though. He even made Entertainment Law Review. Oh wait, did I just disclose public information that someone willingly put on the internet? Well, I hope Erik Carlson doesn’t sue me. Hey Erik, how much did you bill Loyola for the time it took you to copy and paste that letter into the comment section?

  • Alexandra
    February 19, 2014 at 8:06 pm

    you’re definitely not a stalker…taking people’s personal photos and comments intended to be shared with their peers, invading their privacy. just because it’s on their Facebook page doesn’t mean you can use it for whatever you are in the mood for selfishly and obnoxiously ranting about. i pity you because this was clearly a very long and though not well-constructed posting, it obviously took a lot of time and effort and really, great job for showing the world how ignorant, manipulative, and self-righteous people like you can be. if you want a world, or just a simple country to live peacefully in with good people around you, then start fucking acting like it. shape up dude (or are you female, or somewhere else on the spectrum, sorry don’t want to assume based on your username and hurt your feelings…). have you ever even heard of taking the high road?

    • Chris Curtis
      February 19, 2014 at 9:03 pm

      News flash: Facebook is the second most trafficked website in the world. Anyone who posts on there with the expectation of privacy is a moron. When you put something on fb it absolutely does mean I can use it as I wish. Your naivety humors us.

      • Hippie
        February 19, 2014 at 9:38 pm

        You say “us” like anybody actually reads your blog. But to me it looks like the only people reading it are Pomona students.

        While you’re right that you can use people’s fb pictures however you want, you should understand that it only furthers your image as an obnoxious asshat. The only thing remotely funny about this entire blog entry was you failing to pick up on Matt’s satire. That was fucking classic.

      • Chris Curtis
        February 20, 2014 at 12:18 am

        So you read it, AND you commented on it? Turtleboy wins again!!!

      • Joey G
        February 20, 2014 at 10:17 am

        Did 8 people disagree that Facebook is the second most trafficked website in the world?

      • Mandy
        March 12, 2014 at 1:03 am

        no one gives a shit about hockey, in the grand scheme of things, by the way. Hicks on ice, dude.

    • pomona kids are so fucking wack
      February 20, 2014 at 11:20 am

      shut the fuck up

  • Pomona student
    February 19, 2014 at 7:15 pm

    Two things

    1) You are a disgusting person. Taking the Facebook pictures of people you don’t even know shows how incredibly low you are willing to sink to make a point about a campus debate, which, based on this post, you clearly know nothing about.

    2) Contrary to what you appear to believe, the world does not revolve around hockey. The party has nothing to do with the game against the Czech team, nor any other sporting event for that matter, so I’m frankly unsure why you’re writing about it here other than to make an unoriginal argument against a liberal bogeyman.

    Respectfully yours,
    A Pomona College sophomore

    • Blake
      February 19, 2014 at 7:30 pm

      Yeah I’ve also been scratching my head about the hockey lol
      Like I said I see that you’re trying to make a larger point here about a certain kind of liberal/”hippie” college student but it’s pretty clear (correct me if im wrong) that you don’t go to this school so I’m just not sure why you have so many feelings about the particular INDIVIDUALS who were involved or feel the need to base your argument on your impressions of them from their fb profiles. it really just detracts from/weakens your actual point.

    • Joey G
      February 19, 2014 at 11:55 pm

      The liberal boogeyman is here??? OH MY GOD!! RUSH WAS RIGHT!!! Everyone hide! We need to talk to the good Christian God and tell him to move the Rapture up by a few years! Wait, no! Then the Democrats will take back the House! We are all doomed!

  • John Kamer
    February 19, 2014 at 6:58 pm

    Mr. Turtleboy,

    While I will address only one small section of your jingoistic deposition of egalitarianism, i feel it is such an overwhelming danger to you and to any person reading the words you write that i can focus on nothing else. i seek to shift your view of reality even marginally closer towards the truth, as you’ve seemingly spent years fleeing it. I must imagine you, yourself, are not black (though, i’m sure ‘one of your best friends is black’). Neither Oprah, nor Will Smith, nor Kanye West represents the end of racial discrimination in the US. Let’s remind ourselves, not of what you *said* on this subject, but what, through rounds of revision, you sculpted and refined to sufficiently express your argument:

    “America obviously perpetuates white supremacist institutions. We are such racist bigots that we elected a black President. Twice. Oprah, Will Smith, and Kanye West are barely getting by under the blanket of white oppression.”

    I’m amazed you can use sarcasm to make this point but you can’t pick up on Matt Karkut’s. Either you’re oblivious or you’re forcing an interpretation that furthers your agenda, disregarding the truth of the matter. Though truth seems not to factor into your beliefs. You sarcastically claim that America is free of all institutions built upon and furthering colonial, white supremacist ideals. Do yourself a favor: look up statistics on the incarceration rates of white vs. black individuals in the US. For even starker evidence, take a look at the stats for the racial breakdown of peoples incarcerated for drug crimes in the US. Trick question: is apartheid good? well, look at the racial incarceration statistics in South Africa during apartheid. If you want to be saved the time (but seriously, you could do with actually learning something), United States prisons are filled, by percentage, by more black people than South Africa’s DURING apartheid. Black people make up a little over 12% of the US population, and in 1990, comprised 74% of South Africa’s population. To simplify everything for you a little, in a racially blind world, the ethnic distribution of inmates will mirror that of society, just as every other identifier should distribute evenly throughout the prison population. yet, the US with its 12% black population and legislative egalitarianism imprisons more of its black population than South Africa did during the height of open racial segregation and a 74% black population. This is simply one very compelling example of how the country in which we live still fails to implement the policies it has enacted to protect the rights of all its citizens. this is one reason (of an astronomical number) you should stop and think before you tell your audience that 3 black celebrities constitute fundamental racial equality throughout the United States of America. This is, however, most importantly a call to look to the mentality that created that line of thinking, and a desperate urge to exert more significant cognitive effort to understand a very real group of people who are truly “barely getting by under the blanket of white oppression.”

    • Chris Curtis
      February 19, 2014 at 7:19 pm

      You assume I’m white?? That’s the most racist thing I’ve ever heard. Turtleboy is the embodiment of diversity.

      • Joey G
        February 20, 2014 at 12:00 am

        As you can clearly see in the picture… he is wearing a Tolerance/Acceptance/Diversity wreath

    • Dave P
      February 19, 2014 at 8:50 pm

      John Kamer? Is this Gish Jen?

    • Stanley
      February 19, 2014 at 10:20 pm

      There is a larger percentage of black people in jail because they commit the majority of crimes in this country. BOOM

      • Joey G
        February 20, 2014 at 12:02 am

        Maybe this isn’t the forum for this discussion. Can’t we all just agree that Obama is a socialist and move on? Oh and that we should all kick Will Smith’s stupid kid off a cliff.

    • Joey G
      February 19, 2014 at 11:52 pm

      Turtleboy’s real name is Jean-Michel Chang Muhammad. He is the most diverse person on the planet. He has attended some of the most elite prep schools on the east coast and some of the poorest public schools in rural Mississippi. He has studied at the University of Zambia, Cambridge, and Princeton. He is worldly, well-rounded, and most of all, tolerant. DIVERSITY!!

  • Ben
    February 19, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    That awesome feeling you get when you tell someone from France “You’re welcome.”

  • Dick Sherman
    February 19, 2014 at 6:53 pm

    Fun fact, the #1 concern of the United States Military in the War on Terror is precisely the feelings of terrorists. It’s a well established fact that keeping foreign resentment towards America down is the best way to prevent terrorism.

    Good post, but don’t let your rage against the hippies cause you to start saying dumb shit yourself.
    Personal attacks were also super classy, and even more productive.

  • John Doe
    February 19, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    Though I agree with how ridiculous these peoples’ comments are, you’re a fucking idiot for not realizing that Matt was joking.

  • Dave?
    February 19, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    I went to this school. I’d say the majority of humans there are humorless liberals. But those darn hippies had great drugs, overall 3.8/5.

  • Bumper Wolfthorn
    February 19, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    Liberals are proof that human beings have reached their maximum potential and are now on the decline….

  • brohaus
    February 19, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    So you wanna talk about financial debt and what America needs. How’s the market for sports bloggers these days?

    • Joey G
      February 20, 2014 at 12:33 am

      This guy is pretending to go to Pomona but he believes in traditional gender roles! He isn’t even a Genderfluid Transsexual! GET HIM!!!

  • Bo Normal
    February 19, 2014 at 6:07 pm

    Just for the record, these comments were made before the really racist fucked up shit was deleted from the description. So it seems like the response is out of proportion because they were responding to a different event description that was like ‘Yay atomic bombs in Japan,’ ‘if you aren’t American or Canadian gtfo,’ stuff like that.

    But either way, come on. Have some human compassion.

    • Recent KD Alum
      February 19, 2014 at 6:36 pm

      there was nothing racist or fucked up. I’d say human compassion would involve not trying to slander an organization as bigoted just because it is trendy. Next time, hold your tongue

    • Dick Sherman
      February 19, 2014 at 7:00 pm

      The most “racist fucked up shit” that was ever in the description was about celebrating the victory of World War II. If this did not happen, as I’m sure you’re well aware, the alternative fate of Europe was very neatly outlined in a little book titled “Mein Kampf”.

      Who’s really supporting genocide here?

  • seriouslysuckmydick
    February 19, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    I’m glad that the fake fraternity boys took out the actual terrible shit they said in the description and left all the comments that had to do with the original description. The personal attacks on these people are despicable. Your lack of compassion or intelligence makes you ugly.

    • Recent KD Alum
      February 19, 2014 at 6:34 pm

      that is a blatant mischaracterization of the description, undergrad

  • Blake
    February 19, 2014 at 4:46 pm

    Hey dude, regardless of your personal belief that these people are douchenozzle hippies, I just feel like posting their personal facebook pictures on here is pretty low. YES I know it was all accessed by aboveboard means in that they put that stuff on the internet, Facebook is a public venue, etc. so nobody has a RIGHT to be freaked out/uncomfortable/angry that you did that, but I just really feel like it would be in the best interest of everyone (especially you, if you’re at all interested in being one of the “good guys”, the better/more “sensible” man, etc.) to take that shit off of here, cuz it seems pretty low to me, just a suggestion!

    • sr.routt
      February 19, 2014 at 5:05 pm

      I appreciate your input on this matter but I agree with Blake. Posting facebook pictures of people you clearly don’t even know is very low, and irrelevant to what you are saying. You could have easily done this without exploiting unnecessary pictures.

    • A guy who understands the DCMA as well as Erik Carlson
      February 19, 2014 at 8:07 pm

      Erik Carlson smiles upon you

  • Recent KD Alum
    February 19, 2014 at 4:32 pm

    I went to school with Matt, clearly satirical. He’s one of the good guys. Glad to be out of there. KD!

  • Dave P
    February 19, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Ditto. Great post, but Matt was definitely being sarcastic. One could say that the best sarcasm is imperceptible, so nice job Matt.

  • notmatt
    February 19, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    While most of this is utterly ridiculous, it’s pretty obvious that the post by Matt was satirical. Calling an angry facebook status “drastic measures” and moving to a country that “respects me as a person like Sudan and Rwanda”…. the US is run by “alien lizard people”….? How could you fall for that turtleboy?

  • Jackson Steve
    February 19, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Actually it really seemed like matt karkut was being a funny guy rather than being serious. look again turtleboy.

    • Jackson Steve
      February 19, 2014 at 1:55 pm

      I feel he takes on a sarcastic tone.

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