Social Justice Warriors

Hippies Now Using 2 Year Old Children As Pawns In Their Feud With Turtleboy

Want to have your business advert seen by over 500,000 people per month? Email us at for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook




Here at Turtleboy Sports we believe that children are the future. They are innocent and should never be used as a political prop. However, the hippies seem to have no problem throwing their children up on the front lines as pawns in their silly little games. For instance, Jordan Berg Powers, one of the most vocal of all the anti-TBS hippies, called former Mayor Ray Mariano a racist last week:


That wasn’t very nice since Ray Mariano has done a lot for the city of Worcester. God forbid he ask people in public housing to work 25 hours a week. Can’t have that, because that’s racist!! Anyway, we have no problem calling JBP out on his shenanigans because he’s an adult. But we would NEVER even think about bring his daughter into it. Ever. That’s why when he posted this on the Communities United Collective Facebook page, we were shocked:

Screen Shot 2015-07-01 at 11.28.14 AM

Ya see that? This is how rumors become facts. Because hippies don’t care about the truth at all. Their only move is to make shit up because they know facts can only hurt them. He’s accusing us of calling his daughter, whose name we had the DECENCY to block out (unlike him), a “white piece of shit.”

That’s a pretty serious accusation if you ask me. After all, it would take a real jagoff to call a two year old a “white piece of shit.” So one would assume there would be some sort of link to the blog where we did this right? After all, their goal is to smear Turtleboy’s reputuation and obviously some sort of documentation would go a long way in that regard.

But instead they provided nothing, because we never said that. Ever. He didn’t even have the decency to block out his 2 year old child’s name. Instead he posted her picture as well as her name on Facebook, in a post that he knew Turtleboy Nation would become privvy to. What kind of man uses their child as a political prop in their ongoing feud with Turtleboy Sports? This kind of man:

Screen-Shot-2015-05-20-at-5.59.34-PM Screen-Shot-2015-05-20-at-6.00.08-PM

It’s kind of funny that he mentions Aiden and Buffalo in there though isn’t it? After all, thousands of morons were dumb enough to believe a blog called “Buffalo Bruises,” which is run by an openly racist and homophobic butthurt Buffalonian named James Kriger. The blog had no pictures, and no videos, despite the fact that he was alleging a public sexual assault that occurred in front of thousands of people in broad daylight. Kriger also claims the girl in question was 20 years old, which according to JBP makes her a “minor child.” But it was written on the Internet, so it must be true. This is how the hippies reach conclusions.

And can you believe this genius has the audacity to say we “attacked his 2 autistic brothers in law?” We figured he would avoid that topic like the plague, since its’ so shameful and embarrassing. But since  he wants to keep bringing this up, we can play that game too. Jordan is married to Cara Berg-Powers, an openly racist woman who supports openly racist BU professor Saida Grundy. His mother-in-law is Deb Powers, a woman who constantly accuses Turtleboy of being racist, a woman who pays her rent with a GoFundMe page, and yet was living in a house that was raided by the FBI because her two adult children were downloading child pornography.

Ya got all that? Yet this is what he said we were doing to his kiddie porn loving in-laws:

Screen Shot 2015-07-01 at 11.49.46 AM

“Attacked.” This is their favorite word when they try to smear our image, because attack has negative connotations. Newsflash – we were criticizing your brothers in law for downloading videos of naked five year olds from Indonesia doing unspeakably heinous acts. I guess JBP thinks we should’ve been nicer when speaking about his sexually deviant family members.

Then it got even more bizarre:
Screen Shot 2015-07-01 at 11.13.02 AM Screen Shot 2015-07-01 at 11.13.41 AM Screen Shot 2015-06-30 at 10.35.24 PM
Wait a minute….so Michael Gaffney is Turtleboy now? Raise your hand if you haven’t been accused of being Turtleboy yet. If your hand is raised then your’e doing something wrong. Because only decent, tax paying, citizens who care about Worcester are ever accused of being Turtleboy.

Anyway, turtle riders immediately converged on the page and demanded that JBP provide some sort of documentation that Turtleboy had called his 2 year old daughter a “white piece of shit.” JBP never responded and has since taken his post down, probably because it’s such a terrible thing for a father to do.

At that point it became RBG vs. Turtleboy Nation. Since the post has been pulled down this is all we’ve got from the remnants:

Screen Shot 2015-07-01 at 12.00.16 PMScreen Shot 2015-06-30 at 10.38.02 PMScreen Shot 2015-06-30 at 10.38.44 PM

Just so we can sum up what he said here. 1) If what RBG and company are alleging is true then they should pursue it civilly in court. But he’s not because it’s not “his style.” 2) Nathan “I call black people I don’t like coons” Pickens, is a great dude. 3) Turtleboy Sports posted RBG’s address (no link provided) and because he urged RBG to participate in a charity boxing match, he now fears for his life.

Magical. This is what we’re up against at Turtleboy Sports. This is why we fight back. Vote the Turtleboy Ticket in November. Take your city back from RBG and JBP.

Want to have your business advert seen by over 500,000 people per month? Email us at for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook






19 Comment(s)
    July 2, 2015 at 2:22 pm

    well, what did you say about his daughter? i don’t see that here,

  • Somebody get this guy some Xenadrine
    July 1, 2015 at 6:32 pm

    This guy is so morbidly obese that he can’t even stand up for the family photo shoot. He should probably spend less time being a blowhard on the Internet and more time trying to keep diabetes at bay.

    • Wabbitt
      July 2, 2015 at 6:01 am

      He’ll probably lose a foot by November.

      And judging from his size and lack of judgement, he’ll probably try to eat it. Then he’ll blame TB.

  • Clives 50 cent weave
    July 1, 2015 at 5:46 pm

    If the turtleboy ticket wins big in november..what steps can we take to insure kara barge-powers position is eliminated?

    • Baldino's Parents Were Siblings!
      July 1, 2015 at 9:24 pm

      Not “if” TB wins, TB WILL win!

      • Baldino's Parents Were Siblings!
        July 2, 2015 at 7:54 am

        I mean, unless he doesn’t.

  • COB
    July 1, 2015 at 5:38 pm

    Oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound! 😀

  • Wabbitt
    July 1, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    Their methods are becoming positively cartoonish at this point.

    How long until RBG paints a tunnel on a wall and tries to get TB to crash into it?

  • July 1, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    At least once a week, I think to myself, “These people can’t get any lower.”

    The3, they get lower.

    • RSoxGuy
      July 1, 2015 at 4:02 pm

      You made the same mistake I did. I thought they may have a shred of decency, honor and integrity. We were both wrong.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    July 1, 2015 at 2:38 pm

    What man’s wears a shirt with that on it? Seriously dude just lop it off (if you can find it).

  • WormtownorBust
    July 1, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    How did JBP and CBP manage to copulate?

    • GoneWest
      July 1, 2015 at 1:57 pm

      If you’re a white racist, can you be racist against other white people? It seems like the pot calling the piece of shit white.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 1, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    I hope one of the many child protective agencies investigates the Berg-Powers “family” over this.

  • Carlo's Daddy
    July 1, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    TB, keep exposing the truth!!! These members of Circlejerk Nation are truly despicable beings.

    Can’t wait for November!!!

  • Worcester What?
    July 1, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    Go Fund Me to pay rent? Why isn’t this family also in on the City’s Cash to Pocket Pipeline?

    I guess only a select few of the Coomunities United Collective get to dip their beaks in the flow of grant cash going to Mosaic. The rest just get to knit in the free building and talk about a School to Prison Pipeline while the cash just flows right by them.

    Question. Is it like the mafia where the top of food chain guy who gets the cash grab has to die before the lower level guys get to share some of the loot? Is there an initiation ceremony?

  • Jill
    July 1, 2015 at 11:43 am

    What a douche!

Comment on this Post


Angry White Folk Are Calling This UMass Basketball “White Water” Video Reverse Racism
Jesse Jackson: Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson Is Worse Than Rosa Parks Bus Driver
Did Minnesota Vikings Fire Chris Kluwe Because He Supported Gay Marriage, or Because He Was a Liquored Up Idiot Punter?