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Hippies Saying Mike Gaffney Is Racist Because He Got A New Hot Water Tank

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The Department of Justice is coming to town this month to begin a series of public “conversations” about fixing the rampant racism in Birmingham Worcester. If you’re a regular, hard-working Worcesterite trying your best to take care of your family by working every day, you should be offended by this. A group of morons from the Coming Together Circlejerk, who happen to be the SAME EXACT PEOPLE from the Communities United Collective and Occupy Worcester, have manipulated your local government and made this happen. They’ve convinced IDIOTS like Ed Augustus and Joe Petty that there is some sort of NEED for the DOJ to come here. It’s absolutely disgraceful that they’ve given into these terrorists. And make no doubt about it – that’s exactly what they are.

Here’s an example of what I’m talking about. They posted this picture the other day to the Communities United Collective page:

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So let me get this straight. A City Councilor goes on record and says that North High School needs a police presence, a sentiment that the VAST majority of Worcester residents agree with after four vice principals were assaulted at that school, and this means he’s “catering to a bigoted crowd.” Because apparently now if you want your kids to be safe, you are a bigot. That’s the point we’ve reached with these professional dooshnozzles.

But they couldn’t just leave it at that. Oh no. Now they’re not only worried about what Mike Gaffney is saying at City Council meetings, they’re worried whose installing his hot water tanks.  They actually think we should choose our elected officials based on their choice of plumbers. And since Scavone Plumbing has chosen to advertise with Turtleboy Sports, rather than paying Spanky McFarlane’s salary at the Telegram, this somehow means Mike Gaffney shouldn’t be Mayor.

Got it.

Here’s another thing. What’s the hippies’ biggest beef with Turtleboy Sports? The anonymity of our writers. Here’s a question – who the hell runs the Communities United Collective page? Isn’t this just another form of anonymity? That page represents the views of a certain radical community in Worcester County, and speaks collectively under the name “Communities United Collective.”

Well what the hell do you morons think Turtleboy Sports is? It’s the voice of the collective community. The silent majority who will not be silenced anymore. The people who are tired of your obsession with imaginary racism and plumbers. We’re just like you guys, except we have brains and use them.

And just to prove to you that it’s the EXACT SAME PEOPLE running the Occupy Worcester and Circlejerk Facebook pages, here’s some stuff they’re posting on Communities United Collective:

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All white people are racist and the Baltimore rioters are the new Martin Luther King’s. Got it. Here’s what they’re posting in Occupy Worcester:

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All white people are racist and the Baltimore rioters are the new Martin Luther King’s. Same exact poo-poo under a different anonymous name. But please, tell me more about how Turtleboy is the one hiding.

Oh yea, and that whole “white people riot when their favorite sports team wins” might be the dumbest argument I’ve ever heard. Let’s check out what Worcester’s most infamous peaceful protester had to say about that topic:

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Newsflash hippies – those rioters in that picture are rioting because the Vancouver Canucks lost Game 7 of the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals to the Boston Bruins. Vancouver is in a magical country called “Canada.” Those are not Americans who are rioting, they are Canadians. That’s because in Canada the police are a bunch of naniburgers who just let you riot.

But aside from that it’s just such a stupid false equivalency. For instance, when protesters rioted in Boston after winning the World Series, the cops moved in and cracked skulls. But more importantly, these “white rioters” aren’t trying to kill cops and burn down CVS. They’re trying to throw toilet paper, burn couches, and yell “woo-hoo.” Oh yea, and the Duke “rioters” who went out and burned shit after they won the National Champioship last month – they had permits to have controlled fires.

Boom. Roasted.

Although this is hilariously delusional, what’s not funny is that people like Ed Augustus and Joe Petty take them seriously. Joyce McNickles is kind of the head honcho of this movement, and she is a legitimate psychopath. She made a concious decision to marry Old Balls for crying out loud. Old Balls!!! How can we possibly listen to anyone who thought it would be wise to commit themselves to that man?

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I know for a fact that she and Deb Powers run the CUC Facebook page. It’s time to take your city back from these psychopaths. Go to the City Council meeting, write emails, and tell your elected officials that they’re spitting in your face by allowing the Justice Department to come here and label us as a racist city.

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11 Comment(s)
  • RSoxGuy
    May 4, 2015 at 9:17 pm

    Black on white crime? Any looting at Bass Pro reported? Burned down Cabella’s? Nothin? Waiting for the facts and trial? Hmmm…

  • Clean Hippie
    May 4, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    Furthermore, is “cracking skulls” not “savage behavior” at its finest?

  • Clean Hippie
    May 4, 2015 at 3:58 pm

    Boycotting based on a plumber is ridiculous. But so is assuming people are the same person because they hold the same worldview. And how would you like it if in 30 years someone calls you Old Balls?

  • colleen
    May 4, 2015 at 11:21 am

    That a 25 year old police officer, Brian Moore, from Queens, NY was shot in the face this weekend and is in critical condition?
    Yes- Officer Moore is White and the shooter is Black…..Hmmmm….where is all of the media coverage? Doesn’t this Officer’s life matter? Where’s the outrage?

    According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a staggering $15,483 per pupil per year is spent on Baltimore public school children. This makes them among the most lavishly funded public school children in the entire world. Among the largest 100 public school systems in the USA, Baltimore is the second most lavishly funded.
    Yet- our President is calling for more money to “fix” the problems there. How obtuse can one be?

  • Running to Win
    May 4, 2015 at 10:48 am

    As far as the rioting, yes, the reasons people from various races, ethnic groups, and other groups riot can be for different causes, but the reality is that people from any of those group do still get caught in emotions and riot so it is not specific to one group. Also, when a riot does happen, isn’t it amazing how some people lump all blacks together and make it seem like all are getting caught in the emotion. I’m not talking this blog, but I see it in comment sections too many times, including sometimes by the same people getting upset when they get lumped together as racist. Anyway, people just need to be careful with the generalizations and attempting to make it seem like it is only blacks who acting certain ways as we are all human and every race, ethnicity, etc… is capable of doing both good and bad. I’ll end by also pointing out that a lot of times the same people getting mad for people showing emotions are also the same who get caught in the emotions when they communicate certain comments that can be incorrect, including bigoted ones (Again, not saying the blog, but some of the comments I see occasionally).

  • Colleen
    May 4, 2015 at 10:35 am

    Here is some contact information for the Worcester City Council.
    Trust me- history has proven that the Justice Departments is NOT coming here to be neutral or unprejudiced and this WILL be a disaster.
    How DARE they label Worcester as a racist city!

  • G-Love478
    May 4, 2015 at 8:38 am

    These people are such a disgrace!!!! They’re so delusional, it’s scary!!!!

  • RSoxGuy
    May 4, 2015 at 7:26 am

    Old Balls defended them, they failed.
    They blocked traffic to bring awareness, they failed.
    They held a rally to support those who rightfully got busted for blocking traffic, 15 people showed up.
    They boycotted TB and failed.
    Now they dont want Gaff for Mayor? I smell a trouncing at the polls.

    These asshats just dont understand that they would be better off supporting Gaff because everyone would then question why they are aligning themselves with someone who is supported by a group who refers to themselves as CUC.

    From Urban –
    cuc – Vietnamese word for shit or poop. – That’s one big pile of cuc!
    cuc – shit – Damn! i had to take a shit last night!

    On second thought maybe cuc is a good name for these clowns.

  • JoeMomma
    May 4, 2015 at 5:29 am

    I can’t wait till we get Communities United Collectives funding eliminated.

  • Woodiculous
    May 4, 2015 at 5:25 am

    The supposed argument for DOJ hacks to come to Worcester is because we don’t have enough conversation and activity about systemic racism here.

    Gee, we only have conversations and government and private activity about it EVERY DAY here.

    The real reason is that the CUC, our self appointed overlord thought police, are irrelevant and no one wants to bend to their will. Instead, their own words and deeds make them the subject of ridicule or scorn. So, they hope that the Feds will come and put them in some official position of importance (expect calls for an appointed commission with powers to investigate-like the Mass Comm. Against Discrimination, WHICH WE ALREADy have,)and punish anyone who disagrees with them.

    It won’t work, of course, but the process will cost a bunch of taxpayer money and some people’s and the city’s reputation will get dragged through the mud. That’s OK for CUC, because there will never be enough of your money to be spent on them, or enoug of someone else’s inconvenience to foist on you if it gives them one extra second of attention.
    Where the DOJnshould be going is the Democratic Party headquarters and the government employee unions.mthey are who designed, own and run the “establishment” in Baltimore (and Detroit and every other shithole pretending to be a functioning, egalitarian municipality). If the system is racist, it is because the Democrats and the unions WANT it to be.

  • O the humanities
    May 4, 2015 at 3:03 am

    They meant to say “spigot” but they became confused…thank goodness no one reads their nonsense unless you print it and tear it apart…and Scavone may have tripled their business. I don’t even need a plumber but I might call them anyway. I bet “old balls” could use something to unclog his arteries. As for CUC they must be pissed that charges were brought against the officers involved- things calmed down in Baltimore. But cheer up CUC! When the verdict comes in and they all walk due to lack of evidence, Baltimore will erupt once again.

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