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Holbrook Hamstain Claims Baby Daddy Was Forced To Take Off Backpack At Dollar Store, Told It Was Because He’s Black, Woke Folk Attack Admin For Deleting Obvious Lie

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It’s raining fake hate crimes today. Here’s the latest one out of of Holbrook….

So let me get this straight. Your hubby went into the Dollar Store, and they specifically told him that he had to leave his backpack at the door solely because of the color of his skin?

This cheesehog lie?

I don’t believe it! After all, it’s a second hand anecdote on Facebook so it must be true.

Evidently Nichole with a H started attacking anyone who wanted to wait for more information before condemning the local dollar store, and because of that one of the admins took the post down. That’s when “Jeremy” swooped in to lecture the admin about her white privilege:


Sure, “Jeremy” wasn’t there to witness any of this, but she or he is now reading a third hand account of a story, so he or she therefore must be woke as fuck. And because the moderator didn’t feel like having this obvious lie clog up the whole page she deleted it. This of course meant she was “sticking up for ignorant racial cunts”:

So we called up the dollar store in Holbrook and asked them if they had a policy that states that black men must keep their backpacks at the door. Turns out it’s a storewide policy, and everyone has to keep their bag at the door. This guy was literally asked to do what every other person with a backpack is asked to do in a Dollar Store.

The real question is, where you gonna go now that you’re boycotting the Dollar Store? You went there because it was cheaper, and now you’re gonna pay more money to prove how woke you are? Cool. Let me know how that goes.

6 Comment(s)
  • jakealope
    June 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    Profiling makes sense

  • UsualSuspect
    June 9, 2018 at 8:40 am

    Almost all retail stores have no backpack policies, a simple rule for loss prevention. People who think bringing their backpack in and not being asked to leave it at the counter are dopes! Making it about race is hilarious, it must be a rough life looking at the world through race-colored glasses.

  • Wabbitt
    June 7, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    Fucking a… I swear black dudes will fuck a refrigerator as long as it’s white.

  • Screw PC
    June 6, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    Wow, an uber-woke bloated white trash sea donkey dropout with a zip code sized ass is actually dating a black guy, and a pincushion-faced he/she Antifa douche canoe is helping her call everybody who recognizes false triggering a racist. I’ve never heard of such a thing. Color me fucking surprised.

  • Robert Guiscard
    June 6, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    I’m glad Jeremy has found something to do now that r/incels was shut down.

  • British TG
    June 6, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Bloody ‘ell. Even *I* know some of your dollar stores have the no backpack rule. So yeah, fucketycheerio, Nichole.

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