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Homeless Falmouth DCF Gravy Dumpster Mom Is Not Happy About Being Turtleboy Famous And Left An Epic Voicemail Telling Woman To Felate Her Spam Javelin

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An hour ago we blogged about this Cape Cod DCF gravy dumpster skag who lost her kid because she let her pit bull snack on his face. She was busy whining about how food stamps and SSDI weren’t enough for her and her abled bodied baby daddy, who once got arrested for stabbing a chick.

Shortly afterwards she went old school Turtleboy ratchet on Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook page (which you all should be following, because it’s where shit goes down the most now on Turtleboy):

I have no idea what any of that means, but it sounds important. She posted a bunch more shit that we didn’t get to screenshot because as you can see, we’ve been blocked. Which is too bad because we soooo wanted to respond to her and invite her on Turtleboy Live tomorrow night. So please, reach out to her on our behalf and invite her on the show so she can tell her side of the story and we can help her clear things up. I’m sure this was all just a big misunderstanding. Lots of normal unemployed parents lose their kids to DCF because they let them get eaten by pit bulls. Just listen to this voicemail she left a turtle rider and tell me she wouldn’t be the best guest ever:

“Fucking fat crusty fucking cum guzzling ass bitch, I’ll put a bullet in your head. Bitch before you come at someone who is struggling you better check yourself everybody struggles in life it’s about who goes through we go through the worst to get what we need. Until you know what I really gone through and you know the FACKS then you can speak up till then shut the fuck up and suck my fucking dick bitch.”

Just a reminder, naive SJW Falmouth residents were lining up to help this cretin. Because they don’t know ratchets like we do. They don’t understand how these creatures function. They’re like wild animals. You can’t tame them or reason with them. You just have to watch them procreate from a distance and hope they don’t come near you.

Linseyy, if you come on Live tomorrow night we will give you all the food stamps you can sell for half price. You’ll have rent paid in no time.

7 Comment(s)
  • AgingCynic
    June 23, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    I’m just amazed that the race card hasn’t been played yet.

  • June 23, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Jesus fucking Christ “I’ve been on the section 8 wait list for 5 years”… She was 18 and applied for section 8 right out the gate when she became an adult. Speaks volumes!

    • msheadkracker
      June 23, 2018 at 2:30 pm

      Thats what i was gonna say, she has a 1 yr old, yet she applied for section 8, 5 years ago, adds up! She wouldve been put in an apartment when she was pregnant if that was the case, and then made to either get a job to keep it or prove she was medically disabled, with SSDI she can get it for a few years before they will check to see if she still needs medical ssdi, i only know this because i have a child thats disabled and will be for life, and we had to jump through hoops to get approved and to keep it, because he was born that way. She must be ok now to work if shes shit talking on the internet and sending death threats, sounds real disabled to me!

      • June 23, 2018 at 2:38 pm

        You know, I’m considered “totally and permanently disabled” and I still work. Sure, other people with disabilities may not be able to do the same, but I can and do. I know my limitations and try to push them everyday. My feeling is if she can talk shit online and make death threats all day then she can get a friggin’ job! There’s so many things a person can do to make money even if you’re disabled, she just doesn’t want to.

  • Captain Trips
    June 23, 2018 at 10:39 am

    That threat should be reported to the police

  • Rick Salamander
    June 23, 2018 at 8:32 am

    “Know the fax”, BITCH! lmao. Her living space cop out is absolute bullshit. A child does not need itss own bedroom. The agency will ask that it has its own bed. Unless the were living in a boarding house, single room, then any small aprtment should do. A couple can claim they sleep in the bedroom and, at the minimum, the child has a bed in the living room, which for all intent and importance, is the kid’s bedroom. She is full of shyt. They must have a drug issue or some other thing, maybe the cirvex scrapper that refuses to work has anger or sexual issues, that would do it. rom the sounds of the way that chick tlaks, I;m guessin its drug and their household is nothing short of your typical Hyannis crack room with 18 people jammed into it scraping the floor and rugs for leftover spent rocks. Yo, Linzeyy Maggot, put the pipe down and make your kid the priority, bitch, suck my dick and this handgun barrel!

  • Nadia
    June 23, 2018 at 8:04 am

    I support anyone willing to blow a tunnel in your head

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