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Homeless Fupanator Mama Bear And Her Mans Little Big Bob Spotted Last Night At Popular Greenfield Pub Drowning In Martinis And Horking Down Wings Because Why Go Without Despite Demanding More Free Stuff While Camping On The Town Commons

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You guys might remember Mama bear and her side piece Little Big Bob from the time the Belly Bus showed up to the tent city that sprang up on the Town Commons in Greenfield. You know, the one that a sadistic asshole whose family tortured and killed a mentally disabled man with his help now resides?

Yeah, that guy unloading tons of free shit from taxpayers is a convicted murder who got the lighter sentence because he himself is mentally challenged. Super glad Greenfield is taking care of convicted murderers.

You may recall that the spokesperson of this group that liked to dry their clothing on war memorials and demanded Porta-Johns for their record shattering shits was named Mama Bear and she snagged herself a tasty snack name Little Big Bob. They make a fine couple:

 

Hot. Nothing finer than a couple that, when standing side by side, make a perfect 10. They’re a legit couple, too. They even got themselves a dog (probably to prepare themselves for some future welfare fuck trophies) because I know when I’m homeless and drying my drawers on public property, I can definitely afford to care for a dog.

 

 

When we wrote about them nearly a month ago their biggest gripe was that they weren’t getting enough food. I’ll tell ya what right the hell now that woman has never missed a meal in her life. MAYBE Little Big Bob can ask for food considering his big mama probably eats all of his, but I’m not taking a rather large and rotund homeless chick seriously when she’s asking for MORE food. That may sound harsh until you get a load of this fuckery:

 

 

YUP, that’s Little Big Bob and Mama Bear sipping martinis at The Hangar in Greenfield. The witness to this bullshit said that not only were they there long before she arrived, but that they also stayed longer than her 40 minute meal. Mama Bear throttled three martinis while she and Little Big Bob stuffed themselves with a metric shit ton of hot wings. The Hangar’s menu states that wings are 10 wings for $10.99 and 15 for $14.99 and from looking over their beer menu, I can only imagine that their drinks are a pretty penny like they are everywhere else.

Listen, I don’t go out often. Not because I’m cheap, but because I live within my means. When I go out, I NEVER get a mixed drink and rarely get a beer or whatever because anywhere you go, that shit is going to be wildly overpriced for what it is. That’s why if you’re going out to drink, it pays to pre-game. Bars charge $5 for a shot of Jack Daniel’s while you could get a nip of better whiskey at the liquor store. Anyone who knows me is aware that I like a bargain, and frankly you can’t beat that. Liquor stores are like the Dollar Trees of the alcohol world, drink financially responsibly.

So, I’m wondering how these two had the stones to go out and get expensive drinks and wings when this was them in the beginning of the month:

 

Begging for more free shit. First they got the Belly Bus to come by and drop off free food. Then they got a Porta-John so they can take a smash in peace. They’ve got full reign over the Town Commons and they’re not going anywhere as long as they keep getting free shit. The city was even giving them help by bumping them to the very top of the housing lists despite being fully grown adults with no children, thank God. The city even offered them job opportunities and shockingly, no one was down. So…they got more free stuff.

This is not what people who need all this free shit look like:

 

There are actual people out there who need financial assistance, and there’s no shame in that if you use it properly and don’t make a career out of it. There are people out there who need jobs and housing who WANT to work so they can move out of housing. There are people out there who don’t go out to eat because they are fiscally responsible and can’t afford the luxury of going out for dinner and getting drinks. These people are not them. Those people could use a hand up, and these people need to stop demanding hand outs.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stare longingly at The Hangar’s menu.

28 Comment(s)
  • Me
    September 1, 2018 at 4:10 pm

    It’s the first of the month could we expect any less of the tax payers dollars going to a shit bag free loader…. Seriously. I have a job and I can’t even afford to look at the hangar! Disgusts me

  • MrSparklypants
    September 1, 2018 at 9:01 am

    I can’t stand these type of people. They make their own hardship by the poor choices they make and then expect society to make things right. They have never and will never contribute to society; they are the dregs. And to top it off they are often prideful, which you cannot be when you are living off the spoils of hard-working taxpayers. Enough with these parasites!

  • Captain Trips
    August 31, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    ‘Lifestyle’ is more important to these slobs than necessities.

    Can afford tats, rent, not so much.

    Can afford cigs, food, not so much.

    And the list goes on…..

  • Fiveskin Lou
    August 31, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    If you are an able bodied adult and can’t find a job in this current economy then you are either too lazy or got the skills of a 9 month old. It pains me to know that there are such complete shit bags taking up space in this state who are being coddled and pampered by a bunch of idiots who believe they’re making the world a better place…

    • Lipstick Hippie
      August 31, 2018 at 6:03 pm

      It’s not that they can’t find a job, they just don’t want to work. These people are getting job offers and turning them down, and most likely their excuse is that they’re “disabled”. They love throwing that word around to anyone who will listen. What I want to know is when did it become a badge of honor?

  • Mama bear needs a bath not booze
    August 31, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    Live in a tent and get hand outs left and right. You get some money and go to the bar.. don’t rent a motel room so you can wash the big smelly ass.. get drinks and piss away the little money you had. This shows a lot of what the problem is.

  • Judge dread
    August 31, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    Do these city officials realize how bad it is to have a tent city? Are they really this stupid? Didn’t these virtue signaling city officials learn anything from occupy wall st? Syringes and pounds of human feces from camp toilets just turn the town square to shit.

    Bring on the snow! It will clear these vagrants out.

    • Captain Trips
      August 31, 2018 at 7:59 pm

      The town should covertly start giving the tent dwellers 100% pure fentanyl and tell them it’s standard powdered heroin.

      Then withhold the Narcan.

      That will decrease their numbers damn fast!

      • Rumor is Raid is an awesome high
        September 1, 2018 at 10:17 am

        Nice plan, I approve. These people are a plague on society, they are criminals. They are trying to kill themselves over and over. Give them the “right to choose” what they do with their bodies. They want to kill their body that’s a personal choice. Heroin is illegal and everybody is bending over backwards to assist their errr… lifestyle as if they are fighting cancer. Let them go, put your energy into people who will appreciate it and improve from it or adopt a dog or pick-up litter anything is more useful.

        Same as women have the “right to choose” to kill somebody else’s body living within them 50 million dead in the US since Roe vs. Wade. Democrats love killing the innocent and aiding the evil.

        • 2wEntEe
          September 2, 2018 at 11:46 pm

          It’s the Democrats fault
          It’s the Republicans fault
          It’s the liberals
          It’s the conservatives

          WRONG! It’s people like you that are the problem.
          People who think the worlds problems can be categorized and blamed on the opposing party.

          Grow up

  • Western Mass be like
    August 31, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    First I fuck my sister, then I fuck my mom
    Then I fuck my cousin, then I fuck my son
    Then I go to church, then I fuck my mom
    Then I say “Grace”, and then I fuck my mom

    • Cleavon Jackson
      August 31, 2018 at 7:40 pm

      aint nobody can judge sept our lord and saver jesus Christ amen

  • Qua’DeLatterelle T. Ryan-Gaulle
    August 31, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Pshhht. Wypipo is deadass rachet. Shake my DAMN head. Y’all NEED 2 get a JOB n stop livin off the workin folx. Brovas is goin broke payin welfare 2 feed y’all caveman white devil asses.

  • Mike Flynn
    August 31, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    After a long day of cooperating with a federal probe, I usually need someone to scratch my chicken wing.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 31, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    This why I give not one red cent to charity, and totally believe at least 60% of welfare is fraud.

    • Y
      August 31, 2018 at 3:22 pm

      Burris? Is that you, I mean, is that really you?!

  • hank
    August 31, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    A better investment would be to fence the area they’re occupying (sidenote: Fauxcahontas Warren must be so proud of these people seeing as she loudly declared herself the creator of the “occupy ________ ” movement), wash the area with gas and dry it with a match. Whoever allows these degenerates to vandalize public property should be forced to live with them.

    • Liz Warren
      August 31, 2018 at 12:39 pm

      It was the “occupy bowel ” movement

  • Lou P
    August 31, 2018 at 11:56 am

    We need to drive by the town commons again tomorrow morning – say between 7 – 8 AM, and lean on the car horn continuously. Time to get up !!!! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
    Sound the alarm.

    • angry taxpayer
      August 31, 2018 at 12:41 pm

      No need to . They will be waking up early as their EBT cards will be locked and reloaded at midnight tonight

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 31, 2018 at 11:52 am

    Hey I like this live within your means logic. I go out frequently but I look for value/deals. 99 restaurants? Full size appetizers for 5 $ (Monday-Friday at the bar). My girl and I can split an app and eat for 2.50. And I never spend 5 dollar bills, I take them home and stash them. For the year I’ve saved 685 $.
    I stick with whiskey drinks. Manhattans ( 3/4 whiskey 1/4 sweet vermouth) I get for between 7 and 8 dollars. And I only need one.

  • Gaude Morman
    August 31, 2018 at 11:26 am

    If you gave up the blogging and got a real job you too could afford drinks and apps at a 2 star bar and grill. Just saying…..

    • Look Ma, I can hide behind a fake name too!
      August 31, 2018 at 1:04 pm

      “I live within my means” doesn’t equate to “I can’t afford it.” Nice try, though.

      • Gaude Morman
        August 31, 2018 at 1:43 pm

        Well, no shit, everyone here is hiding behind a fake name, so not sure of your point there.

        And geez, a couple cocktails and apps at the equivalent of TGIFridays is living outside your means?

        Sorry to hear that dude……

    • Thurston Howell III
      August 31, 2018 at 1:48 pm

      The socioeconomic profile of the average turtle writer/rider: Cocktails and appetizers at a moderately priced restaurant is outside of their means. Welp, at least its free to look at this site and comment, so y’all have that going for you (which is nice). toodlez!

      • fenian infidel
        August 31, 2018 at 2:13 pm

        Did they tip ?

        • Waiter
          August 31, 2018 at 2:44 pm

          Just the tip

      • Look Ma, I can hide behind a fake name too!
        August 31, 2018 at 2:42 pm

        Gaude, I wish I had the ability to find hidden messages encapsulated in one’s comments the way you do – very impressive! Never once did I say cocktails and apps in any establishment were outside of my own means, I was merely pointing out that the author’s statement of “I live within my means” does not equate to “I can’t afford it”. Again, nice try.

        I will agree, however, that it is much easier for a person’s “means” to become far more limited when footing the bill for another’s food stamps.

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