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You guys might remember Mama bear and her side piece Little Big Bob from the time the Belly Bus showed up to the tent city that sprang up on the Town Commons in Greenfield. You know, the one that a sadistic asshole whose family tortured and killed a mentally disabled man with his help now resides?
Yeah, that guy unloading tons of free shit from taxpayers is a convicted murder who got the lighter sentence because he himself is mentally challenged. Super glad Greenfield is taking care of convicted murderers.
You may recall that the spokesperson of this group that liked to dry their clothing on war memorials and demanded Porta-Johns for their record shattering shits was named Mama Bear and she snagged herself a tasty snack name Little Big Bob. They make a fine couple:
Hot. Nothing finer than a couple that, when standing side by side, make a perfect 10. They’re a legit couple, too. They even got themselves a dog (probably to prepare themselves for some future welfare fuck trophies) because I know when I’m homeless and drying my drawers on public property, I can definitely afford to care for a dog.
When we wrote about them nearly a month ago their biggest gripe was that they weren’t getting enough food. I’ll tell ya what right the hell now that woman has never missed a meal in her life. MAYBE Little Big Bob can ask for food considering his big mama probably eats all of his, but I’m not taking a rather large and rotund homeless chick seriously when she’s asking for MORE food. That may sound harsh until you get a load of this fuckery:
YUP, that’s Little Big Bob and Mama Bear sipping martinis at The Hangar in Greenfield. The witness to this bullshit said that not only were they there long before she arrived, but that they also stayed longer than her 40 minute meal. Mama Bear throttled three martinis while she and Little Big Bob stuffed themselves with a metric shit ton of hot wings. The Hangar’s menu states that wings are 10 wings for $10.99 and 15 for $14.99 and from looking over their beer menu, I can only imagine that their drinks are a pretty penny like they are everywhere else.
Listen, I don’t go out often. Not because I’m cheap, but because I live within my means. When I go out, I NEVER get a mixed drink and rarely get a beer or whatever because anywhere you go, that shit is going to be wildly overpriced for what it is. That’s why if you’re going out to drink, it pays to pre-game. Bars charge $5 for a shot of Jack Daniel’s while you could get a nip of better whiskey at the liquor store. Anyone who knows me is aware that I like a bargain, and frankly you can’t beat that. Liquor stores are like the Dollar Trees of the alcohol world, drink financially responsibly.
So, I’m wondering how these two had the stones to go out and get expensive drinks and wings when this was them in the beginning of the month:
Begging for more free shit. First they got the Belly Bus to come by and drop off free food. Then they got a Porta-John so they can take a smash in peace. They’ve got full reign over the Town Commons and they’re not going anywhere as long as they keep getting free shit. The city was even giving them help by bumping them to the very top of the housing lists despite being fully grown adults with no children, thank God. The city even offered them job opportunities and shockingly, no one was down. So…they got more free stuff.
This is not what people who need all this free shit look like:
There are actual people out there who need financial assistance, and there’s no shame in that if you use it properly and don’t make a career out of it. There are people out there who need jobs and housing who WANT to work so they can move out of housing. There are people out there who don’t go out to eat because they are fiscally responsible and can’t afford the luxury of going out for dinner and getting drinks. These people are not them. Those people could use a hand up, and these people need to stop demanding hand outs.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stare longingly at The Hangar’s menu.