The other day we published this factual blog about a 24 year old grown ass man on a moped, who was part of a 400 strong hoodbooger parade take over of the city of Providence, and is now in a coma after crashing. The dindu nuffin BLM mafia has been out in full force demanding we defund the police because a cop allegedly smashed into him on purpose.
As is the tradition with BLM, peaceful riots erupted last night all over Providence, and the videos are below if you wanna watch some of the live streams. You know it’s bad when Andy Ngo is tweeting about Rhode Island from across the country.
BLM & far-left rioters in Providence, R.I. are throwing mortar fireworks and projectiles at police tonight. pic.twitter.com/iGI9oKfnAp
— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) October 21, 2020
At least 16 rioters were arrested, multiple cops and a police dog were injured, and Jhamal Gonsalves was honored as grown men on dirk bikes terrorized the city again, destroyed property, and blew shit up for no reason. All this did was prove that everyone associated with Jhamal is a douchebag, as was evidenced by the fact that not one of them could be bothered to stop and make sure he was OK after crashing his play toy.
Even if the cop did rear end him, he totally deserved it. Don’t wanna get hit by a cop? Don’t partake in an illegal mob terrorizing the city on dirt bikes, resulting in 4 accidents. But as new video shows us he was never hit by the cop at all. Watch.
As you can see, the cop pulling left off the side street forces him to swerve to the right, he has to choose between running over the curb and smashing into a parked car, he chose the curb, and he crashed. The cop care NEVER touches him.
Watch this slowed down version of the other video and you’ll see that he intended to keep driving straight with the pack, he swerved, and the cop car never touches him.
Case closed.
Question, how fucking stupid do all these people feel now?
“Justice for Jhamal.”
Yea, we should ban brick walls in Providence so that criminals like Jhamal can terrorize the city without getting a boo-boo.
BTW, please find me this parent.
She should be sterilized and her kid should be taken from her for life. The cops should quit their job because Jhamal lost control of his moped while breaking the law and crashed into a building? Nah. How bout you teach your kid about personal responsibility instead?
My inbox was filled with these idiots threatening to kill me for this blog, so we called a bunch of them up last night to talk on the live show. It was highly entertaining to say the least.
Meanwhile, this is Jhamal’s girlfriend’s father, who likes to play bike gang dress up with his boys, thinking he can intimidate me on Facebook.
Hardo city!
All that rioting for nothing! I guess it’s just business as usual for the terrorist group comprised almost entirely of criminals and dumb white liberals who fancy themselves “allies,” known as black lives matter.
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97 Comment(s)
The facts don’t matter, rarely do in these cases.
You know what is soon to be a very relevant thing?
His organ donor card.
Kendra, sorry for what you’re going through. I know you’re technically not free agent yet but I can help you take your mind off of things.
Even if he does pull through, you know his dick is as dead as JFK and you’ll be getting real tired, real quick with the idea of diaper changing and sponge baths.
I can make you feel better. I eat ass. Call me.
So the Party for Socialism and Liberation, an anti-American group run by some crazy (dot) Indian is pushing this crap and the blm dindus and guilt ridden racist wypipo couldn’t wait to pick up the signs and demand “justice.”
Justice was done by the completely unbiased brick wall.
You just knew the no helmet law in R.I. would come in handy one day.
Name a kid Jhamal and his future is destined.
Can anyone tell me how easy it is to smoke weed and drink Henny through a tracheotomy? Asking for a friend?
ps – if someone were to become a paraplegic and bound to a wheelchair, would they be able to add street cred by wearing Jordans or nah? Also asking for a friend.
hopefully jhamal dies. fuck BLM and fuck the rest of their comrades.
Every other BLM martyr under examination , is the same. Police were correct and criminal was responsible for their own death. This is a Marxist revolution, they are just using race for as long as it works. These marxists care very little for black people, but suffer them as long as their goal of destroying our Republic is met. Watch some Portland live streams at night, there is a violent war happening between BLM activists and Antifa right now. Watch what happens when Trump wins
This website and all its readers are hot trash HOWEVER you do happen to be correct about this one thing.
BLM for Jhamal!
(B)anged
(L)oser
(M)ullet
It’s a shame that so many people are being played as suckers by Democrats and don’t even realize it. That’s got to be a sad day when you’re 75 and it hits that you had lived your entire life like a perpetual infant, locked up in a crib that was supplied to you by the Democrat Party,
Listen Hoodrat Fleabags.. You had your moment in the limelight. You “Dindu Shit wid it” Due to the total collapse of the Democratic party, Thank you Cunter, the big Clean Up, will soon be unleashed.
Stoned out of his mind. Guaranteed
That moped had a little too much power for little Jhamal. I love a happy ending.
Don’t let the truth get in the way of your agenda.
“All in all it’s just a ‘nother douche in the wall” Bum, Bum…
Looks like they’re all getting Soros money for rioting. And they sure didn’t make those signs themselves — most likely can’t read or write. Maybe that will be the biker’s defense, if he lives: he couldn’t understand the “stop” sign because he can’t read. It could be a winning defense, given the awful state of the Providence Public Schools (recently taken over by the state of RI). For example, in the pre-takeover report by Johns Hopkins, it was said there was no penalty for peeing on teacher’s desks during class.
“Donald Trump doesn’t want to shed light, he wants to generate heat, and stroking violence in our cities”
Join us.
Something tells me there will be no apologies.
im totally straight but i like to beet off to gay porn does that make me a faggot?
Not at all, no siree.
I like their fashion statements.
You just know the family tricked out Subaru WRX will have his face flashing gang signs in the back window with a cross and rip and the dates of his unfortunate life. Mortal lock.
Bricks Leave Marks
Why do all these Fred’s (fucking retard extra dumb) dress like they went in their sisters or girlfriends closet? Dont them painted on jean’s hurt your dick and balls? Rhetorical you’d need a pair first.
Run along and play with your power wheels watch out for walls. Start using BLM to associate with something else like the blts did with the proud boys and gay men
The best way to deal with these “tough-guy bikers” is to throw a big ball of fishing line in the road. It will get tangled up in the chain and gears and melt destroying their lil toys.
Believe me, I’m sick of these assholes and I find this suggestion intriguing, but it has to be feasible.
Flesh out the details a little more, like how big of a ball? Unspool it first and then ball it up?
Newsflash to hardos making threats to UTB:
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, threatening to kick someone’s while wearing skinny jeans was or will ever be taken seriously. Look up the word “credibility” and use it in a sentence.
Intant Karma
Instant Karma
“Nah, Intant is quicker” – Buckwheat
Ha! And the democrats said a wall would be useless. Seems pretty useful to me! Now lets get the one on the border finished.
He crashed dat man
Anyone know any 14 year old girls I can rape?
When shit like this off-topic post appear on random blogs–you KNOW they’re near something BIG!
GO RUDY!!! WHERE’S HUNTER???
Go ask Biden or crack-head hunter, mah du. Dey knows all the hot spots, yo.
Ask the Delaware State Police if they can get her number from Hunter’s computer.
Cool that we have proof the officer did not smash into the brownie. But it won’t matter one bit, TB. They could have paraded george floyd’s fentanyl & alcohol melted liver on live TV. It would make no diff. Now I hope the Police put stop sticks everywhere in RI. That would be hilarious!
scumbag spics, the cops should have let him bleed out and be done with it.
Have babblin biden and heels-up called him yet?
I want to fondle his new piss bag
Those useless white idiots of blm. I can see the colored’s getting worked up over nothing like they always do because they are fucking stupid. Whats the deal with these white idiots?
In years gone by it was admirable to excel at a trade or in just being a good person. These moon crickets and miserable white sloths can achieve neither, so now it is desirable by these douche nuggets to be victims. I see the white liberal scum as surrogate sufferers.
@Chris:
They hate their fathers. It’s that simple. The ones “with” penises as well as the ones who “wish” they had one and live their (for lack of a better word) lives as if they did.
(Why they hate the poor bastard is anybody’s guess…use your imagination…….ew.)
I recommend avoiding the area near the Providence canopy tonight.
I was thinking more along the lines of trolling a Popeyes chicken sandwich
out the window of a 1982 Lincoln Town car.
Appreciate it Jane.Thanks for looking out for me.
*Circus Music* Dut Dut Dudda dut dut dudda Dut Dut Dadda Dut Dut Dudda (Don’t act like you’re not sounding it out in your head)
They’ll still blame law enforcement for this clown like behavior.
Cunts
Use the “Head Brake”.
And not a word on the news so far about it. This morning it was all over the news pointing towards the cop. Funny how that works…. How much is his life support costing the taxpayers every 24 hrs, you just know this society drain was on mass health
It appears (hopefully) that this fucktard did not reproduce yet. Shocking considering his age.
Let’s hope this accident prevents him from ever doing so. Obviously this would be good for the gene pool. The curb and wall just did the world a favor. I’d also like to send a fruit basket to the cop that chased after him and made him hit the wall.
BLUE LIVES MATTER!
Stop paying their bills. Starve the bastards.
Accountability is not a word the ghetto community is familiar with.
Who says walls dont work
Fuck that was funny.
Now we all had our laugh, but I think the right thing to do fellow Turtle Riders would be to throw some of our six-pack money into his GFM.
Hahahaha!
The hell happened to you, you used to be cool?
Did you get a black girlfriend or something? I bet that’s it, a little brown sugar!
Replying to your own imposter post is so desperate.
Meanwhile back in da hood dey be shootin each other every dam dsy for the betterment of society snd I am not complaining.
Although, Tuesdays kill rate was absolutely dismal with 5 primates shot and zero kills. Thst was utterly disgusting and sent law abiding human citizens into a depression.
Jhamal jhamal jhamal of the ghetto, watch out for that wall
SPLAT
Hahaha
There’s plenty of websites to buy 80 percent guns from. Personally I wouldn’t discriminate the shit cops in the commie wealth deserve to die only slightly more than the criminals they catch and release.
What language was that?
You have to look at this asshole from all points. In the videos from yesterday Evel Kantevel was headed towards 2 cops and swerved around them almost hitting 1 of their vehicles. He then spun around heading the opposite direction with 1 PD in pursuit. That’s when Evel fucked up banging a hard right over the curb into the building.
I guess you find out how much of a professional circuit rider you are after it ‘s too late!?! Guess he shoulda used his dirt bike? At least he woulda had a chance vs. Baby food thru a straw!
you need to lean to turn a motorized cycle not turn the handlebars, stupid fucking spigger that he is
With their low center of gravity compared to their height, the placement of the engine, and the small size of their wheels, mopeds are inherently unstable. Add to that the instability of the grown-assed adults who ride them, and it’s simple to conclude this whole incident was entirely predictable.
Classic sign of antisocial personality disorder, threatening to doxx anyone who disagree’s with them.
The sacking of the Providence mall will commence tonight followed by the toppling of statues. The mayor of Providence is fiddling while Providence burns.
Someone should draw a tunnel on the bricks where he crashed like Wile E. Coyote
Woops. Now everyone knows my e-mail! Dang!
All Star comments in here. Hilarious.
All in all, it’s just a,
mouth full of wall for Jhamal…..
I hit and dented my pickle
when I was riding my motorsickle!
Just like Pink Floyd, Jhamal’s last big hit was The Wall.
Monkey lives matter only in the zoo and even then monkies are caged because of their impulsive violent predatory anti socisl criminsl behavior.
“Porn Cop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys.”
Join us.
did you tell corn pop that hunter fucked his 14 year old grand dsughter up da azz while they both smoked crack.
He’s Latinx or something like that. He fits the narrative of social injustice so it’ll always be the cop hitting him.
Oh, I love those latinx, they’re such beautiful animals, with those spots on the yellow skin…. the big cats are so graceful. And they roar so beautifully. They have latinx in the bronx zoo, next to the gorillas. Beautiful animals, all of them. I was so sad when they shot harambe. I thought it looked like someone from the Ghostbusters. They’re a business I know about in Manhattan. Anyway, the bad coppers should leave the latinx animals and harambe alone.
I hope that piece of shit Jhamal dies! I bet none of his thug friends will say shit to my face because they are all pussies! Come down to Florida you uneducated brown trash! I will fuck all of you up!
Real spics eat bricks.
Fuck Black Lives Matter
Blow up the ghettoes
Nice outfits you fucking losers, get your best pair of Air Jordan’s ready for the funeral.
Fuck him and his family.
These bike life protesters want to disobey police (run from authorities), disobey traffic laws and wear no helmet?
You get what you get and you don’t get upset.
Jhamal got what Jhamal had coming.
Dontcha love how quickly they have the professionally printed signs at the ready?
Luckily, NOT ONE of these Rhodes Scholars will vote. Nice riot though. I used to drive a moped, but then i turned 17…..
I’m flabbergasted about what these fucking loonies actually believe in. Defund and abolish police and prisons? Can some people really not see what might go wrong with that? And police should all quit their jobs? I though blanket statements and intolerance wasn’t allowed anymore.
HA All you fucking protesting sheep got taken. You should all apologize but you’re all not big enough to do so.
I’d say Jhamal got justice. MAGA!
New protest chant:
“Jhamal hit a wall
now he don’t talk at all”
BOB G. PROUD, WHITE, ULTRANATIONALIST, MAINE MILITARY VETERAN
Glad to be of service
And thanks for yours!
Semper Fi Brothers
When he comes out of the coma he will need a new name:
Bob
Art
Spread
Fluff
Ding
Hope moms and dad like wiping his ass until the day he dies. Payback for spawning a hoodbooger.
Hahahaha. Look at me speeding all over the place on my silly moped. Uh oh I forgot I’m retarded and driving into brick walls head first is a bad idea. One order of Vegetable soup coming up!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?……the wheelchair.
what’s the most difficult part of eating a vegetable?
Holding the wheelchair still
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
God damn, these comments are making me laugh out loud. It’s a fucking hit parade.
Hilarious!
“The hospital bed” would have worked as well.
Jhamal is a fucking loser and his friends and the BLM terrorists who hate America say defund the police regardless of evidence.
A black man should be able to do whatever the fuck he wants without any punishment from the police according to BLM.
Say my name assholes. Fuck the black people who think they are above the law.
Everyone was laughing and having a great time running from the police. But the wall didn’t get out of the way did it? Have fun Jhamal eating through a straw, if you make it of course.
You know who will never kiss a wall on their stolen moped while running from the police? A law abiding citizen.
Justice for Jhamal? I think the police did get justice. I can guaranty he won’t be running from the police again any time soon.