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So I’ve gotten a buttload of feedback from the bus-gate blog. Most of it’s been positive, and I just wanna thank all of you common sense folks out there that have our back. Glad to see that the vast majority of Worcesterites, and people in general agree that what happened at that bus stop was the work of savages. I’ve had people offer to buy me drinks and even a couple offers for courtship!! Mrs. Turtleboy is cool with it, but unfortunately the Turtleboy rides anonymously and monogomously. We gotta maintain the mystery of our identity in order to keep the hot takes coming.
The blog’s been viewed over 80,000 times, and I’m pretty sure there isn’t a single person in Worcester who hasn’t seen it yet. This of course includes the now infamous members of the Vernon Hill chapter of MENSA. A couple of them left comments in the blog, telling me what a jerk I am in various forms of broken english. Others are asking me to take down certain pictures. No dice.
Maybe I would consider it if they issued some sort of public apology and actually admitted that what they did is an embarrassment to a city that thousands of really decent, normal, hard working people call home. But that hasn’t happened. Instead all I’ve seen is a bunch of illiterate whining about how I would’ve totally done the same things in their shoes and blah, blah, blah.
Well one of these geniuses kicked it up a notch today. Jenna Scott, who was featured in the first blog for writing this:
….is evidently none too please with her new found fame. She sent our staff this threatening message on Facebook:
Oh snap!! Shit just got real!!!
Yea, this girl DEFINITELY has a lawyer on retainer. Definitely. I don’t have the heart to tell her that a public defender is not actually YOUR lawyer. Like, they don’t work for you. They’re a gift from the state and they’re there to do the bare minimum to make sure you get a fair shake in court. You’re not allowed to call them up to sue everyone who puts your world famous selfies on a blog.
But yea, I’m shaking in my boots over here. I need a public defender too. Unfortunately I work and pay taxes so I gotta actually pay for mine. Hopefully Michael Erlich or Anthony Salerno have a Groupon I can use.
So let me get this straight Jenna Scott. You reported my blog to Facebook? Awesome. I’m sure Facebook will get right on that. Mark Zuckerberg is probably gonna take this case on himself. And even though Facebook is not a blogging website, I’m sure he totally has the authority to shut it down. Right.
These lovely people just can’t stop proving my point for me, can they? If it’s not “taking” down, then she’s gonna talk to her lawyer, who is definitely a real person that her company uses to protect the Jenna Scott brand.
And I’m sure the charges of “harassment” will definitely stand up in court. LOL. People who don’t understand what Facebook is are just the tops!! Like, they think Facebook is some secret society where all information is G-14 classified. I guess that makes me Edward Snowden.
Apparently these people didn’t get the memo that Facebook is the second most trafficked website in the world, and what you put on there doesn’t actually belong to you. It belongs to Facebook. That includes everything you’ve ever written and every selfie you’ve ever used as a profile picture. You CHOOSE to put this stuff on the internet. No one put a gun to your head. You freely, of your own accord, called a bus driver who was doing her job a “bitch.” You voluntarily put five million selflies on your Facebook page. You CHOSE to make your page publicly viewable so that ANY PERSON in the entire world, could freely see your selfie collection in all of it’s glory:
You gave up your right to privacy hun. I’m sorry, but when you say dumb shit on the internet, you run the risk of getting Turtleboyed.
I actually hope she pursues this so I can get my day in court. It would be the best blog EVER!! Here’s how I imagine it playing out:
Judge: OK, what’s this case all about?
JS: Well ya see you’re majesty, the Turtleboy used my pictures in his Facebook blog and never even asked me nothing!! Then he put up a screenshot of me talking on Facebook, urging a group of my friends to kick the shit out of some wack-ass bus driver on there too!! That’s HARASSMENT YO!!!
Judge: OK, how did he get your pictures? Did he break into your house?
JS: No they were on my Facebook page.
Judge: Did someone put those on your page without your consent.
JS: No, I was just showing off my mad selfie skills.
Judge: OK, did he alter the pictures in an attempt to defame you?
JS: No, I always look fresh to def like that!!
Judge: Well, I’ve heard enough. Turtleboy your ass is getting the gas chamber!!!
You know what I blame the most for this happening? The fact that Maurice the Pantsman went out of business. That place was awesome. You can’t even find Poor Simon’s or Wyoming brand tee-shirts and slacks anymore. When that place went under it tore apart the heart and sole of that community. Do you understand the anticipation I felt every year for their annual sidewalk sale? Now all they’ve got is the Hotel Vernon and Hurricane Betty’s!! No wonder people are so pissed off over there!!
Anyway, I just wanna say that it’s complete bullshit that we haven’t heard a PEEP from a single city councilor about this. Dude, this is YOUR fucking city. I dunno about you, but I think this is a pretty bad look for everyone. Maybe, just maybe you guys and gals down at City Hall might wanna take a break from your busy schedule of of discussing where to put a hookah bar, and say something about this whole thing? Because if I wanna open up a business somewhere, the last place I would pick is Worcester after seeing that video. How about ONE of you comes out and says, “Those local boobs don’t represent Worcester, and we are actually ashamed of them.” What do you have to lose? Do you think those people vote??
YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The only elected official I have heard from, is perennial School Committee member #6, Tracy Novick:
“Everything that I have heard is that the driver acted professionally and was excellent throughout,” said school committee member Tracy O’Connell Novick. adding that she believes most parents acted appropriately.
First of all, it’s not really surprising that she’s not calling out the parents. Worcester had a ban on pan handling for about three weeks before she led an ACLU crusade to give bums the right to stand in traffic and ask for money. Obviously the pan handling law was a really good fucking law that everyone liked, so she joined up with the most useless organization ever created – the ACLU – and made sure that every addict in Worcester had access to money for their next fix. Well done.
How can you say that “most parents acted appropriately?” Where were these parents. Because I saw a gaggle of “parents” swearing at their kids to get their “mother fucking ass off that bus” before breaking in and evacuating OTHER PEOPLE’s children from said bus. Not once did I see a single parent try to intervene. Not once did I see a single parent tell the crowd to calm down and be patient. Not once did I see an individual step up to protect the bus driver. Because in the world I live in, that would be what an “appropriate” parent would do in that situation.
Was every parent there guilty? Of course not. I saw plenty of people standing around doing nothing. Congratulations. Now we’re commending people for doing nothing? That’s what we’ve come to? Being publicly praised by an elected official for NOT acting like a complete savage? That’s the only thing she had to say about this? How about saying “most of the parents acted like wild animals, while others stood around and watched in disbelief.” That’s more accurate. But hey, at least she said something, which is more than I can say for the other five school committee members and the 11 city councilors.
Like, if I’m an outsider, this whole thing makes Worcester seem like a shithole. And Worcester for the most part is NOT a shithole. We elected you people to represent us, not so you could stand in line to sniff Obama’s jock strap when he came to the Worcester Tech graduation. I wanna hear SOMEONE call the parents out on their shananigans. I wanna hear SOMEONE say that the behavior of these people is not representative of Worcester. I wanna hear SOMEONE say that the children of Worcester deserve better role models than this. Can SOMEONE please keep it real around her besides me? Why am I the only one talking about this?
And oh yea, where’s the Telegram and Gazette? I’m still waiting for the scathing article from the editorial hacks over there about this. Instead every time I open the paper it’s another article about the Common Core or pitbulls. Yet another reason why you can’t trust the mainstream media and why the people NEED the Turtleboy Sports revolution.
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U rock turtleboy..I’m a worcester girl, born and raised here…what an embarrassment to us worcester folk..those parents acted like complete fools..
when my daughter was in preschool and kindergarten, we had a few dominant moms at our Lincoln st bus stop every am and pm, because the big kids would push the lil ones out the way, on and off the bus, one mom tried to get on the bus to get her child and we all spoke up..we didn’t just stand the’re and watch, we stopped them. Yes I have seen mothers act a fool and try to get ghetto, but u stand ur ground, stay calm, show other parents this nonsense will not stand, WE FOLLOWED THE BUS/SCHOOL PROTOCOL and next thing I know, I got a bunch of moms standing with me.. telling the wild mom to step back from the bus..
Patience is Def a virtue turtleboy..
it seems like very few ppl have patience now a days..So sad..and all those parents posting those ridiculous and foul comments and photos..they got what they deserved..karma is a bitch..poor bus driver and poor kids..
Thanks for listening..
Keep rocking the truth out turtleboy. ..
She’s probably been watching channel 56 during the afternoon (since she probably doesn’t have a job to go to) and she keeps seeing the commercials for Barry Feinstein and Joseph J. Cariglia. Little does she realize that those guys will take ANY case when they can smell money. Statues of boys with turtles don’t have money, so they’ll take a pass.
I freaking love your blogs. I live in the neighborhood actualy right down the street. An im ashamed of what thos parents did. Its funny cuz if it was parents of older kids who started the week before they all got not one but two notices that had to be signed an returned. Shit i pick my kid up an i atill read it. Im guessing that not only can they not spell properly but reading is an issue as well. Turtleboy keep it up!!!!!
Just going to point out that you can’t spell worth a damn, either.
Turtleboy, liked the commentary. I agree with literally almost all of it. I couldn’t get my march madness shirts anywhere else besides Maurice the pants man! you know, the ones with the cutoff sleeves with a different colored piece of cloth as sleeves to make it look like you were wearing two shirts…Loved them! The one thing I disagreed with is that public defenders only do the “bare minimum.” Knowing a lot about what public defenders do for the indigent allows me to express that they are working their asses off to secure the rights that most people will not allow them. I also know that they are deeply affected by the outcomes of their cases. Hey, not everyone is rich, but to know that you can be protected by someone who gives a damn, makes a lot of people feel a bit more secure about the justice system.
Hey guys, love the articles.
There were tons of us Worcester folk shunning the parents of this incident. I included, are one of them. In fact, in my post I mentioned how embarrassed I was that this instance actually gained the notoriety that it did, and that I actually wanted them to take the video and original articles down.
My post is still gaining followers and has people I don’t even have as friends commenting on it. It’s pretty sweet lol.
Anywho, good job making these fools look like idiots. I think they deserve the infamy of being clowned and acting the way they did. Thank you.
wow jenna is so Random Person Who Asked to Be Left Alone it hurts, nice job tb
Shouldn’t have shot her mouth off then
And lo and behold, look at Clive’s piece this morning. Anything about Worcester’s black eye from the incident? No. Another baiting attempt and over blowing of the Atlanta Hawks incident.
They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
Striking feminized hair dos, with a subversive Decadent aesthetic.
See the master of cool speak- Andy Warhol, talk and say nothing.
Her selfies are amazing hahahhahhaha and for city officials there all drunk around the city after the polls
I’m not even done reading this and I fucking lost it at Maurice the Pants Man…..dead ass laughed till I cried….excellent job turtle boy
Common core is that the center of the earth?
Taking the journey a step further. Public postings don’t give a re-post re-purposing privilege. People don’t take missing posters
re-post them and claim the person to be anything other than the posters intended purpose i.e missing.
At least this article doesn’t
At least this article doesn’t mock the entire city.
I don’t know how many missing posters you’ve seen John, but I don’t think the person who’s photo is portrayed (i.e., the missing individual) took the photo with the intended purpose that it be used to identify them should they go missing…
If you could somehow blame the Catholics for those animals, you’d get Williamson to put together some drivel. If it was all black kids locked on the bus and held by some white lady you’d get Clive. Otherwise, no dice. Sucks the Sharks are going to leave the city BTW.
I want to sue you for false advertising. You said “hot girl”. This lady is a Grade A, top notch, certified twenty (that’s Usher for “smokeshow”, which is barstool for “female we will ogle but never interact with cause our dicks shrivel up and our pits get all sweaty”). Seriously, I don’t know how her selfies aren’t covering this month’s Maxim or SI. Hopefully you’ve given her the publicity she’s long deserved Turtleboy.
Keep calm and selfie on JS
And not a single twinkie was safe that day
I’d fuck her.
eh hem…
Sam, the girl in picture are her.
“…members of the Vernon Hill chapter of MENSA.”
And that’s when I spit beer all over my keyboard.
I laughed at that, and almost spit Dr. Pepper on my phone when I got to the part about Maurice the Pantsman.
Sorry, Jenna Scoot. This isn’t the sort of case that the high calibre legal gunslingers over at the Joseph J. Cariglia “Law” Orifices (“conveniently sharing a parking lot with a chiropractor for all of your dubious needs!”) take.
Now, Sistah Jenna, if you want the mega “legal” minds at Cariglia to take you case against the TurtleBoy, you gotta make up some lies like the rest of their “legal clients” do. Start with how you saw a sign hanging off the Turtle Boy statue (first make sure that you can easily demonstrate that you can read the sign) that says “Climb Me!” Mention that you saw the same color ink stains on the. TurtleBoy’s hand. Say that you indeed climbed up, but fell because you had 70 extra lbs. to heave, a lit Newport in one hand and a Bud Light in the other when you tried to climb up, but the sign said don’t be drunk, fat or stupid before you climb.
Winnah!
Turtleboy…. I gotta’ come clean and tell you that until “Busgate” I had never heard of you. Well, I’m sure glad that I finally have! As I follow this insanity it’s a breath of fresh air to find a blog that isn’t loaded with “political correct” bullshit and gets to the meat of things. Busgate is certainly entertaining the shit out of me and I’m hoping that I can score a couple of these hot moms at the Hotel this weekend! Anyways, we’ll save that for later….. Keep rolling.
where’s the “hot girl”???