How Much You Wanna Bet This “Missing” 9 Month Pregnant Lowell Mom Who Was Found Chillin In Lawrence Isn’t Really Pregnant?
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So the Lowell Police were looking for this 9 month pregnant chick who disappeared with her dog, leaving behind her 12 year old kid:
LPD is seeking public's assistance in locating missing woman, Kristina Jewell. pic.twitter.com/ZfstX1wn4v
— Lowell PD (@LowellPD) April 26, 2017
Then it was discovered a couple days later that she was safe and sound in Lawrence:
WHDH: Police confirm that the missing pregnant woman from Lowell was found Wednesday night in Lawrence. Police said Kristina Jewell was found staying with friends in Lawrence. She is in good health. Jewell was last seen walking her dog in Lowell on Monday. Her brother, Kevin Mortensen, said she was supposed to be induced on Monday. She is now 19 days overdue.
And she’s “19 days overdue.”
Look, I’m just gonna come out and state the obvious here – this chick probably isn’t pregnant. Wouldn’t be the first time some crazy skakbag faked a pregnancy for attention. Then when the nine months was up and she collected all that free shit with the baby shower, everyone wanted to see a baby. But she couldn’t provide one because she’s not pregnant. And what do you do when you’re in a situation like this? Go to Lawrence. Because if you’re a mother looking to abandon her 12 year old child to go on a bender for a few days while you concoct a lie about miscarrying at the last minute, you’ll blend in perfectly in Lawrence.
Let’s be honest. Does this look like a chick who is ABOVE faking her own disappearance because she’s supposed to give birth to an imaginary baby and can’t face the music?
Nope. I just kind of assume looking at this chick that it was only a matter of time until she pretended to be pregnant and freaked everyone out because they thought she was dead, but really she was just chillin in Lawrence.
Anyway, this chick should be arrested if she’s not pregnant. The time, taxpayer money, and resources wasted looking for a grown woman who was 10 miles away in the shadiest place on earth, should all be repaid personally by her. This is why you don’t lie about being pregnant, unless you’re trying to get back at a guy and you already have a lie planned out about a miscarriage. But what you don’t do is go full term and have a baby shower like she did. Because if you take it that for there’s no end game, and your only solution is a weekend trip to Lawrence.
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7 Comment(s)
She’s now the first entry into next year’s ratchet madness.
When I see the photo banner- “Here comes the money!” all I can think is it’s the money shot!
Luckily the face is lit up with glitter…………..
She should be arrested even if she is pregnant, which she likely isn’t. She abandoned her kid, had people looking for her and wasted law enforcement time and resources. There needs to be consequences for this stupidity, period. I wish I could just walk away from my life occasionally, but guess what , I can’t , normal people don’t do that. So not normal people should get in trouble for wasting shit.
She’s just like that psycho, Julie Corey’ that faked a pregnancy, befriended the pregnant woman’ Darlene Hayes, cut the baby from her womb and fled to New Hampshire. Craziness!!
Maybe you should mind your own business. What to bored without you own life that you have to bring others down. Oh no she wasnt pregnant. Thats y i visited his grave just last month. I was found in lawrence on my way back to lowell. I didnt desert my kid he was home with his uncle an step dad. My brother went crazy an called the cops saying i was missing. When everyone
Knew i was taking a few days for myself. I did just loose a child wtf. This what’s wrong with people they believe the media without knowing the facts. I don’t have to explain a damn thing to anyone but my family. But I’m not gonna sit here an have some retard behind a keybored blast my name all over the web. Blow me!
Perhaps she sold her newborn or dumped it somewhere. She did after all, leave her 12 year old.
Oh ya she sold it. Wtf your probably over there sucking dick for a living. Why don’t you take the tampon out your ass sometime an relax. I think it starting to mold!