Earlier in the week I published a story about some basic bitch from Rockland named Bri Lapaglia, who was hired by Barstool Sports to do a podcast where they talk about their favorite places to get brunch.
During her show she dumped on people who had shown their support for Billy Hickey and Joey Birolini, two hockey players from Pembroke who died in a car accident, because these people didn’t know them well enough and thus were not allowed to support families of the deceased.
Basic Chick 1: “That’s the last thing you do is look through pictures together, right? Two kids passed away the other day from a town couple towns over from me, and seeing the comments just like heart, heart, and like all these pictures two hours after they died.”
Basic Chick 2: “It’s so self serving.”
Basic Chick 1: “I told Grace she has to call everyone out who’s fake and didn’t know me, and be like you f***ing didn’t know her. Why are you posting a picture of her?”
In the greatest twist of hypocrisy ever she literally did the same thing with Breonna Taylor.
After the blog she attempted to make it right by joining the Pembroke townie Facebook group and posting this.
“Never did I mention Pembroke by name.”
You live in Rockland and you said it was a couple towns over. Everyone knew what town you were talking about.
“It’s very sad all these lies being spread, and I apologize to anyone who was upset by these falsehoods.”
Translation – I dindu nuffin and everything that was said about me was a lie, even though there’s audio of me saying these things, but if you were dumb enough to believe that I said what I said then I apologize to you.
“My deepest condolences to the families of these boys.”
But wait, you didn’t know them. I thought only fake people did that?
She’s since made her IG account with 175,000 followers (yes, 175K people somehow find this basic bitch from Rockland interesting enough to follow on social media), so you can’t see all her virtue signaling about BLM and gun control anymore.
Except she only started posting stuff like that after she was hired by Huffstool. Here she is a couple years ago when it was cool to support Trump.
Almost as if you have to pretend to be a liberal in order to work at Huffstool.
She ended up issuing an apology on Instagram, and her voice is just cringe.
I’m not really an apology guy, but I guess that sounded sincere. Either way, she was only doing it because we blogged about it, and probably because her boss Dave Portnoy told her to. Here’s the thing though – he’s fired much more talented people for less. Two years ago Francis Ellis, one of the only bloggers he had who is actually mildly entertaining, wrote a blog about missing University of Utah student Mackenzie Lueck. It was a really stupid blog about how she followed Barstool podcasts on IG, and had recently liked something which meant to him that she was alive:
Ellis pointed out that Lueck’s Instagram profile suggested she was a fan of a Barstool-produced podcast. He also joked about some of the posts on an Instagram account Lueck’s profile had liked on Wednesday, a chilling detail in light of the revelation that the college senior was apparently killed earlier.
Keep in mind, Huffstool has an editor, who just chose to let Francis publish his own blogs without editorial oversight.
The post was deleted not long after it was published, and Barstool Sports editor in chief Keith Markovitch initially suggested in a tweet that Ellis would lose his ability to post to the site without any editorial review, to which Ellis replied with a meme. Barstool founder Dave Portnoy later posted a video announcing he had fired Ellis.
Same untalented hack who let a guy who doesn’t even work at Barstool publish a blog on Barstool that smeared Barstool employee Kirk Minihane.
Portnoy ended up firing Francis for his one mistake, because it was insensitive to suggest that a girl was alive because her IG account was actively liking things.
Emergency Press Conference – I just fired @FrancisCEllis pic.twitter.com/gowb7C9vei
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) June 28, 2019
Portnoy called the decision to post the article “just an absolutely insane move” that showed “a ridiculous lack in judgment.”
“There’s certain things I can’t justify and can’t stand by,” the Barstool founder said. “I know he meant well with it, but it just doesn’t matter.”
So he won’t stand for optimistic blogs that suggest a dead girl is alive, but he will stand for one of his employees mocking people who show empathy for dead people.
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She has a tight asshole
I couldn’t get my balls in
It was never cool to support Trumpf.
Typical Trump supporter.
Also, “hockey families” are the WORST.
Definitely the best looking girl I’ve ever seen from Rockland..
I want her middle fingers…
She looks like a transexual ostrich who stuffed his face in a cake
No really look at that flat face and beak
tell me she does not look like a transexual ostrich with
No ass no tits no lips
Just a look at me look at me everybody look at me I’m so like umm like yeah like important like
Loud mouthed fukin retard who will do and say anything for a fukin like from strangers on the internet
I am wahhhhmennn hear me Kunt fart
the whole human race is fukin pathetic
Put every kid under 5 in a bombproof vault with food and water
Then light the world on fire and burn it all and every last one of us
When the fires out the kids can emerge and start a new world
Gays for Turtleboy
Holden School Committee
She used to shit herself all the time. They called her shit-pants magee.
Hey I just got my racket restrung, and I’m looking for a tennis partner near Medford. Bonus points if you’re gay too and want to go hiking afterwards. I’m looking for someone a little competitive who doesn’t suck. I can meet pretty much anytime during the week. If you’re interested text me 339 215 95 46
How dare the Patriots? Blatant racism!!!!!
Another airport brawl- this one at one of the busiest and largest airports in the world, Chicago O’Hare. One would think this airport would be swarming with TSA and Police but nope, bystanders had to break it up.
The NYPD can respond to an incident 10 blocks away faster than the Police or TSA can maintain order- well the TSA is worthless anyway….
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This is not rocket science. She’s reasonably attractive and there are men that will follow her with a misplaced hope of banging her.
It will never, every happen, but hope springs eternal in the male mind.
There is nothing more to this. A podcast about idiot women brunching and getting white girl wasted on a Sunday afternoon? Yawn.
Yet here we are. There is no complicated agenda here other than that. Portnoy is no dummy, and sex sells, so he keeps her on despite her obvious shallow mind.
I quickly scroll through and never read shit. I see a fuck-a-ble and hope that one day, someone, somewhere finds a tube8 clip of some whore blogged on turtle. Someday! Make it a go fuck (fund)me make-a-wish thing. These whores will do. The crackhead sisters from Ludlow / Springfield must have some positive stuff, no? Can anyone find? PLEASE?!?
Haha! What a loser. After the recall, Aidan os no linger in the ticket, turns out 17 of the signatures were not valid.
What will Aidan do with the signs?
May the BEST, MOST QUALIFIED candidates win.
Most popular President ever because of people like her. HA HA HA HA. BULLSHIT!
Thank god for cock slogs like this…..they’re what makes the world go round
she got shitfaced at the 8th grade dance and blew two dudes at once she drank so much vodka that she blacked out and had to get her stomach pumped
Has anyone from Rockland ever been worth a damn?
She sucks, plain and simple. She’s a fucking douche who has 15 minutes of fame while gargling with vinegar and water. Douche, douche, douche.
An unfunny pylon named “Spags” that got dismissed for insinuating Rihana had gotten fat. Whether or not that was the reason. It could have been his lack of being a talented, erudite, or informative blogger is beside the point. Davey Dildo is expressing double standards here.
This is a perfect example of some bimbo given a pass when… well she’s a bimbo who has a few also-rans wishing to see her penny run over by the commuter rail nipples.
An Overly slathered make-up filtered bitch who thinks she is more talented than she is. I’ve witnessed a rock at Duxbury Beach with more personality.
“ who use others deaths for sympathy….”
You mean like posting photos of drug dealing fat moon crickets who’s boyfriend shot a cop through a door?
She’ll never draw parallels I’m sure.
Portnoy his a faggot and that dumpy instaskank will be even more useless to society then she already is in about 3 years when she ages out and her looks decline drastically.
I’d still stick my face in the toilet after she took a shit though.
Id let her drop a hot coil on my chest but that’s besides the point
True that. I’d let her peg me, while I play ride the lightning on repeat.
I think this pink, uncooked-vagina bitch need to shut the fuck up an…on second thought she pretty as a muthafucka, though…Tsk, bitch you needs to CALL ME, hear?!? I’m bout to smother yo fine ass in bbq sauce and WORK IT LIKE A RIB…
We had the same homeroom. She was actually a good student!
She’s had many coon cocks in her ass
Turtleboy for school committee
It’s a matrix, plain and simple. The more fuckable a chick is, the crazier they are! At least this 1’s easy in the eyes.
“The hot crazy matrix “!!!!! Look it up on YouTube. Be careful with the “danger zone”!
Lmao TB is hilarious. One, who gives a shit about this? Two, she was clearly talking about people on social media co-opting grief for likes, not the kids lining the streets. Three, her point in saying she didn’t mention Pembroke by name wasn’t to deny she meant them but to say she didn’t call them out. Four, remember when someone used to post to the comments as “Dave Portnoy” and you wrote a post as if it was really him? LOL. Five, whatever happened to “never apologize to the mob”? Six, WHO GIVES A SHIT.
The only reason this was blogged about was the fact that she has a much larger social media following than Simp so he rage typed this blog
Honestly, take a GOOD LOOK at this little slut. She would be fun to fuck. Screw around with. BJ’s etc. gagging. ….. But at the end of the day… she’s a basic bitch. A slut. No decent guy will ever want her. Sure, she attracts attention with her slutty pictures, but that will only get her so far.. or rather, not so far. Her legacy shall live on in internet history. Skank.
She absolutely is a basic bitch, but I can guarantee that she would describe herself as ‘quirky ‘.
What she said wasn’t even that bad, it was just stupid but she’s making it 10 times worse.
If she goes brunette again, I’ll fire up the VW.
…fire up the VW and head to a job fair or something instead.
Is there any doubt Brianna LaPaglia fucked or sucked someone to get her Barstool job?
No, there’s no doubt. Total dumbfuck. But she swallows!
She would blow dudes for just a few lines of coke. For a couple grams you could go balls deep in all 3 holes.
She didn’t do any of those things while you used to stay after school with the teacher we all called “Mr. Diddler” all the time!
See you at the reunion, not.
Pretty sure she’s from a complete family of turds!! Check out an old and quickly canceled show Breaking Boston about complete turd women from Boston area… a train wreck criminal in there with same last name. Such a sincere apology she’s got someone talking in the background during it… point being- classless and no talent, apples don’t fall far from the tree. Barstool can do far better than this disaster
Wait 20 years.
One of the saddest things I ever see are the former beauty queens who lived off of their looks while doing absolutely nothing to better themselves, because their looks gave them a free pass on everything.
Then father time pays a visit, their looks are gone, and the attention and privilege are a thing of the past.
I personally know a few. ‘Pathetic’ would be an understatement.
Never apologize for speech it’s free remember. TB turning into a Jew.
My comment wouldn’t post for even speaking their half-nog religion. Anyone that doesn’t see who the enemy is has not been paying attention.
My comment appears to have been blocked so I’m reposting with self censorship. The censorship process my point. No issues blaming nogs, Mexicants or whatever. But, I mentioned the overlords like a bad goy.
Barstool, like the entire media complex is run by ****.
Call me whatever names you’ve been programmed to call me for mentioning the obvious, but the #1 enemy of freedom and humanity is the media. By acknowledging the basic understanding of who is driving this societal destruction you will figure out who is pushing for, paying for and enabling our downfall. But, I’m the bad one for even acknowledging it.
As the old saying goes, “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”
Now, look around and see who is even mentioning this. Nobody. Everybody else gets the blame tho. What a coincidence. Who funded the Bolsheviks? Who killed Jesus? Oh. Just another coincidence.
The country is run by communist kikes where ya been for 40 years.
Basic humping wench
I don’t care about anybody, dead or alive in this post.