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Huffstool Sports Basic Bitch Denies She Was Talking About Pembroke Men Killed In Car Accident When She Smeared People Supporting Their Families, Gives Forced Apology On IG
Earlier in the week I published a story about some basic bitch from Rockland named Bri Lapaglia, who was hired…
Plymouth Limo Business Owned By Corrupt MBTA Union Boss Indicted By AGO For Accepting $300K In Bribes Gets Cash From Dave Portnoy’s Barstool Small Business Fund
Dave Portnoy is currently doing God’s work at Barstool Sports by raising over $18 million and counting for small…
Woke Huffstool Sports Blogger Pushes Chinese Propaganda By Shitting On Senator Josh Hawley Because He Wants The NBA To Support Democracy In Hong Kong
I’ve criticized Barstool Sports for transitioning into Huffstool Sports many times due to their newfound desire to please the…
Barstool Sports Employees Are In Open Revolt And Faced Dave Portnoy To Bend The Knee After Hilarious Kaepernick Terrorist Jokes Were “Exposed” By Bootleg Media Matters
Barstool Sports is falling apart and I can’t get enough of it. Here’s a quick background of what happened…
Huffstool Sports Editor Keith Markovich Published Blog Submitted By Twitter Troll Shitting On Kirk Minihane For Being White
Huffstool Sports was at it again yesterday, except instead of raising money to bail rioters out of jail they…
Basic Barstool Bitches Encourage Mobs To Burn Down Police Stations, Blame Kirk Minihane For Systemic Racism, Call Out Drew Brees For Supporting The Flag
The other day Dave “El Prez” Portnoy called into the Kirk Minihane Show to cry about Turtleboy pointing out…
El Prez Called Into Kirk Minihane’s Live Stream To Complain That Turtleboy Exposed That His Company Is Raising Money For Domestic Terrorist Groups
Let me start by saying that I have nothing but respect for Dave “El Prez” Portnoy. He invented entertainment…
The Call Her Daddy Skags Pulled A Bristol Blarney On Dave Portnoy And Tried To Use His Platform To Become Famous For Being Whores And Then Start Their Own Thing
Remember back in February when Bristol Blarney was fired by me because I found out she was hiding advertising…
I Love Boston Sports Owner Announces That He’s Bought 1,050 Masks And Is Holding Them Hostage From Hospitals Until People Buy His Shitty Boston Strong T-Shirts
There is shitty, and then there is shittyness disguised a philanthropy. I Love Boston Sports is a t-shirt company…
Joe Curtatone’s Lawsuit Against Kirk Minihane Gets Dismissed, Internal Emails Show Hacks Wasting Taxpayer Money Because The Mayor Got Catfished
Seven months ago Somerville’s assbag Mayor Joe Curtatone continued to make a fool of himself by suing Kirk Minihane…
Queefler Elf Editor At Huffstool Sports Won’t Promote Interview Kirk Minihane Did With Donald Trump Jr On A Barstool Podcast Because He’s Petrified Of Deadspin
Donald Trump Jr. has been doing a tour recently promoting his book Triggered,” and has appeared on both right…
Man Boobed Fall River Barstool Sports Employee Says Cancel Culture Isn’t Real And You Only Lose Your Job If You Rape Someone
This episode of The Turtleboy Live show is brought to you by the good folks over at Garage Doors…
Pathological Liar Says Last Night’s Podcast With Real Combat Veteran Was A “Big Mistake,” Yet He Cuckolded Davey Mouse Portnoy Into Controlling Huffstool’s Content
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over…
Bitch Boi Mayor Joe Curtatone Is Suing Kirk Minihane, Barstool Sports Because He’s So Dumb That He Fell For The Cullen In The Tailpipe Fake Interview Routine
Last week we published a blog about Kirk Minihane’s Barstool Sports debut, in which he pretended to be disgraced…
SJWs Are Losing Their Shit Because Huffstool Sports Sponsored A Bruins Towel, Even Though Huffstool Is Politically Correct, Failed Woonsocket Reporter Recognizes This
Social Justice Warriors on social media are all fired up that the Bruins accepted sponsorship money from Huffstool Sports…
Huffstool Sports Is Now Charging You To Comment On Their Shitty PC Blogs Because It Turns Out Shutting Down Comments Had Nothing To Do With Racism
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Dave Portnoy Closed Hufstool Sports’ Comments Section And Blamed It On Racism Because Giving Into SJW Mobs Is Way Better Than Having Actual Principles
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:…
