Joe Curtatone’s Lawsuit Against Kirk Minihane Gets Dismissed, Internal Emails Show Hacks Wasting Taxpayer Money Because The Mayor Got Catfished


Seven months ago Somerville’s assbag Mayor Joe Curtatone continued to make a fool of himself by suing Kirk Minihane and Barstool Sports, after he idiotically got pranked into believing that Minihane was disgraced plagiarizing Boston Globe columnist Kevin Cullen, and conducted a 20 minute interview. It’s one of the funniest interviews I’ve ever seen.

It all started when some no name SJW reporter from the Boston Herald feigned outrage because Barstool Sports sponsored some giveaway towels at the Bruins Stanley Cup Finals Game 2. Curtatone virtue signaled about it, and defamed the company by calling them racist.

Minihane knew that Curtatone was too much of a bitch to sit down with him and talk about it (because he’d ask real questions), so he had to pretend that he was a Globe columnist who was recently suspended for lying a million times about being at the Boston Marathon bombing and knowing the Richard family and several first responders personally, in order to get an interview. That’s how much of a coward Curtatone is – he will only sit down with an a reporter that he knows his on his team, regardless of the fact that the guy has spent his entire career lying in columns.

Instead of just owning the fact that he foolishly got catfished and embarrassed by Minihane, the Mayor announced that he was suing Minihane and Barstool in Middlesex Superior Court.


Curtatone Complaint and Jur… by on Scribd


He hired high priced attorney Lenny Kesten and the media wrote all about it.

Then yesterday this happened.

Dismissed with prejudice. Didn’t even make it to the discovery phase, never mind trial. Ya know, because it wasn’t a “secret” recording if Curtatone idiotically agreed to give the same interview to Cullen, and he’s obviously a fucking idiot for falling for it.

Fucking embarrassing. This is the Mayor of your city Somerville residents. You did this. You elected this ass clown. Well done.

Question – will he still be donating to the women’s shelter?

Or was that only contingent upon bankrupting Barstool Sports?

Just like with our lawsuit with Gaffney, the media wrote all about it, and were hounding the Mayor’s office for comment because he was going after someone they don’t like.

And just like with our lawsuit with Gaffney, the media was nowhere to be found when it was dismissed. Almost as if they want the headline to come up on Google that you were sued, but they don’t want the public to find out that the lawsuit was complete bullshit.

So much time and money was wasted on this lawsuit, paid for by the taxpayers of Somerville. Internal emails show that Curtatone’s people were freaking out and writing up drafts after Curtatone got catfished by Minihane. Here’s a draft of a statement written by Michael Meehan for Curtatone (because the Mayor of a City of 75,000 is too busy and lazy to write his own God damn speech), Somerville’s “Political Communications and Digital Media Specialist.”

“White, male grievance.”


You look like every white male ever, and you’re filing a grievance.

This guy was getting PAID to write this draft. This is what your tax dollars go towards.

My personal favorite was when Meghann Ackerman, the city’s communications director who likely set up the interview in the first place, contacted the real Kevin Cullen to let him know what had happened. First she sent him an email after the interview with a comment for the story they thought Cullen was gonna write.     

Cullen of course had no idea what they were talking about, but not being at an event has never stopped him from writing about it before. He had no idea what she was talking about though.

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA!! Who’s stealing more money? Kevin Cullen or Meghann Ackerman? By the way, she is EXACTLY what I pictured a political hack in Somerville would look like.

Do you have a door knocker on your nose? Do you hate Donald Trump? Do you like getting paid to fall for prank phone calls and set up your boss to be humiliated? You too could be the next Communications Director for the City of Somerville.

Ackermann and Meehan continued to send emails back and forth about the statement they were putting out.

This went on for hours. This is how they spent an entire day of work. Good thing there’s no potholes in Somerville that need fixing.

Oh, and here’s some more emails Curtatone’s office received from LOSERS who were cheering him on. Like this one from North Falmouth’s Brian Sullivan, with the subject “Portnoy hate speech facts.”

Imagine waking up every day and being this guy?

Having an arsenal of 10 year old tweets and comments to discredit a website you simply don’t have to read? He must be a real sport when his wife is pegging him.

Here’s another from old man Bill Peverill of Watertown.

“WE THE PEOPLE OF BOSTON need to hold them to the same standard we would hold those whom they hold in contempt.”

I don’t think you or anyone else even knows what that means Billy, but if you’re going to say “we the people of Boston,” you probably shouldn’t have your address as Watertown. Just sayin.

And finally this one from Ryan J.

Oh snap! He archived an old post that they deleted! How did Curtatone ever lose his case with that one?

I contacted Lenny Kesten for comment on the dismissal, and asked who was paying him.

Lenny, I’m really disappointed in you. Ya said a lot of nice things about me in 2017 and 2018 when you were representing the state troopers I went to bat for when their bosses forced them to redact a junkie judge’s daughter’s arrest report. That was a nobel cause, and now you’re reduced from taking money from this scumbag? Come on now. You and I both know this case is in fact over, and Mr. Minihane’s behavior was HILARIOUS! Your client is just a beta male cuck who has pie on his face and ran to you because you had no problem cashing his checks. Win or lose, you still get paid, amirte?

Interesting that he said that no city funds were used, thus implying that Curtatone paid out of pocket for this. Lenny’s not cheap, and Curtatone doesn’t get paid that much for being Mayor of a dumpy little Boston suburb city. But the problem is that taxpayer money was spent on this because Meehan and Ackerman both work for the city. If it were a private lawsuit, as they all claim, then city officials would not be involved at all.

I also texted Meehan for comment, and he was exactly the drip you imagined he would be.

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27 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    January 19, 2020 at 1:34 am

    Oh yah and that female with he half shaved head. So back about 5 years ago one of my friends I met up with and she had a similar haircut. She was a looker which made no sense to me.

    I’m like wtf. Are you trying to look like a porn star?

    She’s like excuse me

    I’m like u know what I said

    After a couple of shots at the middlesex lounge she’s like yah. I wanna appeal to guys.

    I’m like it makes you look like u have an STD. Trying to look like a porn star, when your not, is the most unattractive thing you can do.she digested this fact like as if no one ever told her the stone cold truth. Men like to beat off to that, but not date it in person.

    Needless to say I slept on my pillow top mattress and she slept on my couch.

    When women do that shit they need to be called out saying hey babe you look fucking ridiculous. You’re 35 not 21.

  • Kenny G
    January 18, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Look at the pictures of that gineau greaseball Curatone
    You can see the Wesson oil coming out of his pores when he sweats
    I wonder how if his negroe boyfriend is grossed out by it when the mayor has his balls in his mouth

  • Judge dread
    January 18, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    People of Somerville need to get their heads out of their asses. I don’t care where you work, how many degrees you have, if you fall for virtue signaling YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

  • bigdaddy
    January 18, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    assbag Mayor Joe Curtatone Truer words were never spoken

  • Chet
    January 18, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    I hate minihan and wish he had killed himself
    But he really shit all over this stupid greaseball Curtatone
    It was beautiful that the gineau cocksucker thought he was really Kevin Cullen

  • Not Fooling Me
    January 18, 2020 at 11:15 am

    When is this guy going to prison?
    He has all the ducks and hipsters fooled. He wants a city full of injection sites and illegal aliens as long as it’s not next to his house

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 18, 2020 at 11:14 am

    Barstool comment – the No Fun Police. LOL That means “they” go after people for having no fun. The Fun Police keep people from having fun. Retards.

  • Bruce Reimer
    January 18, 2020 at 10:20 am

    When a liberal wins office and assembles a transition team they must explain to the people around them that it has nothing to do with gender reassignment.

  • hartf811
    Winston Churchill
    January 18, 2020 at 9:43 am

    Curtatone and his ratchet family is a guinea crimewave on the shithole city of Somerville. All over the city he has painted over the shit. “But that smell, that gasoline smell….”

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 18, 2020 at 12:31 am

    Doesn’t Meghann Ackerman sell half price meat?

  • Slummerville
    January 17, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    Go to McGoun Square to see the real Somerville. Looks the same as the 1940’s with middle aged guys going into the bars wearing windbreakers with racing forms sticking out of their pockets. Suburb my ass.

    • Judge dread
      January 19, 2020 at 1:15 am

      Go into the local non brand named delis, they are full of illegals playing keno all day and rocking scratch tickets. If I were to go into these places and say I need two men for a moving job, they wouldn’t know what the fuck I was talking about. If I flashed two fingers and waved a couple of $20 bills they would jump all over it.

  • Name the Jew
    January 17, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    (((Meghann Ackerman))) is a Jew. Probably setup the interview on purpose to screw over Curtatone for being a White male.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 17, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank my Ant B for keeping my career from going off the rails.

  • Stinkstankstunk
    January 17, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    This website needs a copy editor. Smart commentary can look awful stupid when someone mistakes noble for Nobel.

  • Couch Fart
    January 17, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    What about the story of Hoes daughter? Lol

  • D' Amelio- Curtatone
    January 17, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    Somerville roads are the worst in the county! But this assclown put ” bus lanes” on Broadway to promote public trans. They are all fancy and we’ll painted, so we all use the new bus lanes instead of the pothole laden lanes. He likes to waste our money on shit like that instead of addressing the real problems. But the cop pulling people over at the McGrath and O’Brien bridge every day all day pays Joe’s salary.

  • Jack Sullivan
    January 17, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    His wife actually gave me a Lipnicki 3 or 4 years ago.

    • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
      January 17, 2020 at 8:26 pm

      What’s a lipnicki? I probably know already and just forgot what it was. So what is it?

  • Jack B. Nimble
    January 17, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    I really feel for you Joe, I know what it’s like to get your balls roasted.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 17, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Excellent Work Unca.


  • Fishbein
    January 17, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    I went to school with Curtatone and he experimented with homosexuality in college
    I hear he still goes in town occasionally to suck a big black dick

    • Mia
      January 17, 2020 at 9:14 pm

      Mr. Hernandez should have slapped the faggot out of him. Unfortunately we are stuck with this dick sucking asshole.

  • Joe Curtatone
    January 17, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    My lady friend and I love playing cribbage. She always wins because she pegs me 121 times. Oh damn. SKUNKED AGAIN!!!

  • Austin Powers
    January 17, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    That’s a MAN baby, Meghan, Ditch the nuts and bolts in your face and try doing a couple of miles on a bike. You might actually make 50

  • X
    January 17, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    New York Times v. Sullivan, public officials can only sue for libel in cases of actual malice. Cohen perhaps could have sued oh, but then he too is also a public figure.

    You think a competent attorney would have told the mayor that he didn’t have a suit — is turtleboy going to seek punitive damages from the city???

  • Betty Ford
    January 17, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Are you kidding? Of course Somerville taxpayers paid the attorney. If they can bury money in the Podunk I live in, imagine the freaking gopher holes Somerville must have? Some places to look —

    a) rounding tax bills
    b) health benefits
    c) licenses (eg, dog, burning) which don’t have line items

    on and on and on

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