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Pathological Liar Says Last Night’s Podcast With Real Combat Veteran Was A “Big Mistake,” Yet He Cuckolded Davey Mouse Portnoy Into Controlling Huffstool’s Content



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Most of what is published in this blog was discussed last night on the Live show with my guest GI Turtle, a veteran who came on to dispute and/or question claims made by Benjamin Allbright. Watch and/or read what follows (and subscribe to our Soundcloud, iTunes, and YouTube channels so you never miss a show).

The other day we published a blog on Benjamin Allbright – the most self-absorbed, cocky, douchetastic, and possibly pathological liar on the Internet. The story in a nutshell is that he took shots at Barstool Sports, Kirk Minihane defended the wall, the Minifans began investigating Allbright’s questionable military background, producer Steve Robinson sent him an email asking for clarification on a story he was working on, and Allbright tweeted out the emails in an attempt to garner pity from people by presenting himself as a decorated veteran under attack from a smut website.

Dave Portnoy contemplated firing Steve Robinson for literally asking a question, because evidently this psychopath who shits on their brand gets to control hiring and content decisions at Barstool. And in one of the most gutless moves of all time, another guy who works for Barstool who goes by Chaps (and is a veteran) inserted himself into the dispute squarely on the side of the guy who was trying to smear the company Chaps works for.

Imagine working with people this sackless?  Remember when it was “Barstool vs. The World”? They literally sell t-shirts that say that. They built their brand on going after Deadspin, Jezebel, ESPN, and every other media outlet that publicly took shots (and falsely smeared) at them for being sexist, racist, blah, blah, blah.

For example, Megan Greenwell was an editor for Deadspin. She doesn’t have nearly as large a following on Twitter as Allbright, and has publicly shit on Barstool many times. She made a comment about living in a Puerto Rican neighborhood to show how woke she was, and what Portnoy do? He went to her neighborhood and interviewed people about whether or not they thought she was a racist.

And guess what? That’s awesome. That’s GREAT content. That’s more entertaining than another shitty blog about Justin Bieber.

Or how bout the time they went through all the old tweets of every Deadspin writer who had been criticizing Barstool for not being woke, and produced several blatantly sexist and/or racist things Deadspin writers had said?

I LIVE for content like that. It’s done purely out of revenge and a desire to win at all costs. It’s fucking beautiful. Nothing better than exposing the person calling you out as the hypocrite that they are.

Or how bout when ESPN’s Sam Ponder took shots at Barstool? Turned into an all-out war.

And again, that is awesome and entertaining. Barstool built its brand on destroying people who lied and shit on what they do.

But yet Allbright takes shots at Barstool, Minihane and Robison fight back, and what do these cowards do? They side with this lying queef.


In other words, Dave only defends Barstool when he personally is attacked and shit on. You can shit on his employees all you want though and he’ll side with you because he fears the retribution you will bring.

They literally let this guy control the content that they publish. And mostly because one employee stuck his nose into a story he knew nothing about, and acted like his opinion was the only one that mattered because he’s an actual, real veteran. As you can see, Benny boy loved that.

As he said he would, Benny boy produced what he alleges is his DD 214 from his first tour in Iraq from 2003-2004.

He’s shared this dozens of times as if it’s some kind of Trump card. But there’s a couple issues. For starters it says that he’s a sergeant on there, when he’s publicly claimed to have higher rank many times.

He also redacts several of his alleged medals. Remember, this guy has tweeted dozens of times about how he’s “highly decorated” in order to win pissing matches over politics.

His reasoning for redacting the medal information? It was an elaborate trap he set for Minihane and Robinson.

In other words, he’s trying to say that he’s hoping Minihane and Robinson accuse him of not winning an award, and that way he can unredact the information and get them on some sort of libel. He’s a diabolical genius like that.

Editor’s Note: It’s come to our attention that the dates listed on his DD 214 are consistent with the way in which the Army writes out dates, and the part questioning it has been removed. 

Except according to GI Turtle on the show last night, the medals he is showing are all participation medals for going through boot camp. Not a single one of them is for anything that any veteran would consider “decorated.” He’s hoping that people who don’t know what this stuff means (which is most people) will look at it and say, “his story checks out.”

Then there’s the underlined portion about where he served and when. It says right on there that he was in Iraq and Kuwait. I’m not saying that he manipulated this form or photoshopped anything, but it’s pretty easy to find out how to do it online if you wanted to. I spent 30 seconds messing with this one, and I’m sure if I played around with the font a little more I could get it blend in perfectly.

It’s really not hard.

GI Turtle also showed us his DD 214. Note block 13 (medals).

Looks a lot different. There are other small discrepancies he points out in the podcast as well. Benny Boy also hasn’t produced his DD 214 showing that he was in Afghanistan, and his tweet claiming that he was there has since been deleted.

I emailed Benny Boy to ask him for a quote. He told me that he’s “not sure I can’t get you” on libel laws, which seems to mean that he thinks he is gong to get me on libel laws.

I pressed on.

He told me I took his tweets out of context.

Out of context? He said several times he left Harvard Law school.

I really wanted to hear how he explained the non-existent wall between Iran and Iraq that he built.

He’s still saying that he “left Harvard law for this,” which implies that he once attended Harvard Law. He did not.

So how does he explain his building of the non-existent wall? Turns out we weren’t supposed to take that literally either, and the podcast last night is going to be me and Steve Robinson in trouble. He also has some personal advice for me.

Oh right, he wasn’t talking about a literal wall.

Not at all. Sure, he’s engaged in a conversation about the cost of building a physical wall, and mentioned the fact that he built a wall in order to win the conversation, but that wasn’t meant to be literal. Don’t you get it? Everything he says is a metaphor for something else. Like attending Harvard Law, bleeding for his country….

Serving in Afghanistan…. (again, this could be hyperbole about Iraq because they have similar dirt)

And being highly decorated….

No, no, no, don’t you get it? It was his job to decorate the Christmas tree at the base. Silly civilians!

Then last night Allbright made his account with 83K followers private (but his followers could still see it so what’s the point?) and he went on a deleting spree.

Nothing shady about that.

He also began apologizing today for “misleading” his followers about attending Harvard Law.

At least he’s on record for being a liar now.

Anyway, the Kirk Minihane takedown of Kevin Cullen last year was one of the most entertaining, interesting, and important pieces of journalism I’ve ever seen. Likewise, Barstool’s takedowns of Deadspin and others was great content. People love to see the people they follow show that they have sack and aren’t afraid to punch back when they’re being punched by douchebags. Barstool used to have sack, but they’ve since been emasculated by Benjamin Allbright, so it looks like it’s up to us to carry on the torch. Kirk called them Huffstool on the podcast the other day too.

He’s starting to see that corporate controlled Barstool is hardly any different from the gutless corporate controlled WEEI he left behind.

For more interesting reading on Benny Boy’s web of lies click here to read coverage on a Twitter account.

As for Ben, no we will not be retracting anything, but thanks for the unsolicited advice anyway. You might be able to control content on Huffstool, but it won’t work with Turtleboy.


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32 Comment(s)
  • R Lee Ermey
    August 21, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    The Chaps dude beat the living shit out of a cop, got himself a dishonorable discharge, and has to go to jail on holidays and weekends. Lol!

  • John Forbes Kerry
    August 21, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    I served in Vietnam. Anyone want to see my medals?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Kevin Cullen
    August 21, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    I have seen Ben’s wall. It’s a big beautiful wall.

  • Get Off My Lawn
    August 21, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    The fake hero looks like that fag blackbun from barstool who always posts pictures of himself on a dolphin pool float sticking his anus in the air with his back arched like women do in strait porn.

    Need more proof, that chubby little Tom Cruise homo face in the distressed leather jacket with a black man holding him like his girlfriend. Fucking Fags ruin everything! I hope he gets aids.

  • randiguy2006
    Ten Hut!
    August 21, 2019 at 5:20 pm


    What branch did you serve it? I forget.

  • Wwy
    August 21, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Either way he lost so no one cares except countries like Israel who uses American soldiers.

  • Manny
    August 21, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Ben, why the lies? What you did for your country is honorable. Be you’re a little old to still be telling stories. It makes you look stupid

  • Colonel Clink
    August 21, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    TB, when/where did you serve, “patriot?”

  • Larry McSwanson
    August 21, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    I have great respect for bloggers and if you keep working hard at it this blog may become a hit.
    Take my niece for example, she’s 12 and probably has 2000x more followers than you do but she has her site broken down into sections like ‘101 cool projects to do with glitter’ and ‘Crazy things my cat Mittens says’.
    Just keep putting in the hard work and you’ll develop a following champ!!!

  • Take Your "Stolen Valor" Narrative, and Stick It In Your Non-Serving Asses
    August 21, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Maybe Albright is arrogant. Maybe he is patting himself on the back for serving. Maybe he considers getting “participation trophies” as being “highly decorated.” Let’s assume all of that is true, based solely on his tweets. What’s the fucking problem?

    He still served. He is still a veteran. That’s more than most have done.

    Sorry. As long as he’s not breaking any laws, or getting benefits that he didn’t earn, I don’t give a shit if he claims to have skullfucked Saddam Hussein to death. I know more than a few vets who claim to have been kicking in doors and killing Hajis while in theater, when I know for a fact that they were port dogs, finance weenies, or some other Fobbit. Who fucking cares? Let them weave their tales. Vets can tell the difference between those who did something, and those who didn’t, but say that they did.

    It’s not up to civilians to make that call, because whatever Albright did, inside or outside the wire, was a fuck load more than anyone who never served did.

    • Stickit2ya
      August 21, 2019 at 3:00 pm

      Most REAL combat vets that actually bled and left parts of their bodies overseas would call that stolen valor and take exception to both him and you. Should they stick it up their asses? I don’t think you realize how callous and stupid you sound. Maybe I should just go spreading stories about being a fighter pilot to get laid, since I was a postal worker and thus a government employee anyway.

      • Fuck You, Self-Appointed White Knight for Limbless Combat Veterans
        August 21, 2019 at 4:58 pm

        Then let the combat vets call him out; not virtue signaling bloggers and their throngs of civilian sycophants.

        If you’re not a vet, don’t speak on behalf of vets. They’re capable of doing it themselves.

        • True Reality Speaks
          Sgt Hulka
          August 21, 2019 at 8:54 pm

          Your name wouldn’t happen to be Francis, now would it?

        • Stickit2ya
          August 21, 2019 at 9:55 pm

          Well with dickheads like you on their team, it looks like it does take someone else standing up to be a voice of reason. And if you’re not a vet, shut your cock-washer! I’ll take my standing as a non-vet standing up for vets, rather than be a non-vet trying to take a shit on real vets by supporting cagey liars like this guy.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    August 21, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    This little dickbag blocked me on Twitter before I even commented.
    He probably blocked anyone who’s ever commented, liked or retweeted TBS.

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      August 21, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    • R
      August 21, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      By your logic no one would be able to call any one else because they have never been it that situation/occupation? So everyone who goes after hoodboogers for being ratchet should keep their mouth shut, UNLESS THEY THEMSELVES ARE A HOODBOOGER. People who criticize politicians, police etc…, can not do it then? Billy Bulger rips the state off and runs a corrupt empire with the help of his brother for years but I can not point that out because I am not a corrupt midget? FUCK OFF

  • Turdchomper
    August 21, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    I can’t believe Steve left Howie Carr for a shitshow like barstool.

    • r
      August 21, 2019 at 6:44 pm

      Sorry my reply was meant for “Fuck You, Self-Appointed White Knight for Limbless Combat Veterans”
      Note: this site runs way too slow on my computer.

    • Smoking Hot Stevie
      August 21, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      Steve’s feels was hurt cuz Howie travels exclusively with Grace. Howie you needs to learn boys can flirt and stroke your ego tooooo!!!

      Stevie in black lingerie is hotter than penicillin and narcam are in Ludlow, Ma and that’s saying something. Ludlow the gateway to SpringChicaHoke and Ware… NICE!!

  • Ben’s Mom
    August 21, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Ben is full of shit and has lied himself into a corner. I feel no sympathy for him
    He’s a major douchebag

    • Wormtown Kris
      August 21, 2019 at 4:47 pm

      Actually Lt Douchebag, maybe. Probably just a Private Douchebag.

  • Batman
    August 21, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Thank you for your service Ben. Now stop being such a complete douchebag. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and some of em really stink. Sorry, but your service doesn’t exclude you from scrutiny when you make questionable claims. As Dick says, off you fuck Benny. As an aside, are there any worse people than the virtue signaling asshole blue check mark brigade. Will never have social media accounts.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 21, 2019 at 7:04 pm

      I love you, Brother Batman.


  • Army Vet
    August 21, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Those dates are listed year first… 030419 = April 19 2003, and 040304 = March 3, 2004

    • Well, No Shit
      August 21, 2019 at 1:51 pm

      I don’t know why some twat downvoted you, because you are 100% correct.

    • Franks Pickled Barrel Ass
      August 21, 2019 at 2:15 pm

      Great point, can’t believe this wasn’t picked up before being published

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 21, 2019 at 2:19 pm

      Beat me to it, but Benny is still a dick.

    • Fucko McDong
      August 21, 2019 at 2:56 pm

      Sure, but isn’t that just his active duty? He still wasn’t in Afghanistan until late 2009 to early 2010.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 21, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Say what you want but he has gorgeous eyes

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 21, 2019 at 6:57 pm

      Off you fuck, cunt-chops!

      The Real DS

    • Jolyon Swagg
      August 21, 2019 at 9:57 pm

      Nah, dude. His eyes are way too close together, he looks like fucking Beavis.

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