Social Justice Warriors

SJWs Are Losing Their Shit Because Huffstool Sports Sponsored A Bruins Towel, Even Though Huffstool Is Politically Correct, Failed Woonsocket Reporter Recognizes This


Social Justice Warriors on social media are all fired up that the Bruins accepted sponsorship money from Huffstool Sports and put their brand on towels last night.

As anyone who has followed Barstool over the years knows, they built their brand by being edgy and entertaining. They said what people were thinking and that’s why they were popular. When you do that SJWs come after you and accuse you of being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.

Then once Barstool had a big enough following and wanted to make more money they sold out to the Chernin Group and started putting out content like this:

And now they’re Huffstool.

I used to visit them regularly but don’t even bother anymore because nothing they put out is interesting or even close to being edgy.

That’s why the best thing they have going for them are the SJWs at Deadspin who continue to pretend like Huffstool is an offensive blog that demeans women, which in turn drives more people to Huffstool because everyone who doesn’t have a stick up their ass hates Deadspin.

Turtleboy is what Deadspin thinks Barstool is. We are the only media entity in New England that actually calls out PC culture and isn’t afraid to say what people are thinking, consequences be damned. This guy seems to agree:

“They have some political connections outside of 495.”

Newsflash – we have political connections inside of 495 too dipshit.

But I’m truly honored that you recognize that we have long passed Huffstool as the voice of the common man and woman in New England.

As one commenter pointed out, bootleg Santa Claus is a failed reporter who once worked for the Turtlegram and Gazette.

He now works for the Woonsocket Call, and working for a newspaper that no one has ever heard of in a God forsaken hellhole like Woonsocket, is the definition of rock bottom. No wonder he mad.

People come to Turtleboy specifically because we say things that everyone knows are true, but that people can’t express openly. Like how a dude winning the 400 women’s meter hurdles at the NCAA Championship is cowardly and problematic. Huffstool might’ve said that back in the day, but would never dream of blogging about that now.

Nevertheless, Huffstool continues to get free advertising from these pearl clutching blue checkmarks who believe that the Bruins accepting money from a PC bro site means that the Bruins are endorsing sexism, racism, etc.

Laura Wagner from Deadspin is obsessed with giving Huffstool free publicity too. And she used her platform to try to get the Bruins director of communications fired for liking tweets from Huffstool.

Liking tweets. This is the world we’re living in.

And this BLT-123 sure seems sane.


Imagine what it’s like to wake up every day and be that upset about a towel at a hockey game. Imagine feeling so self important that you think that because you’re some BLT-123 activist/sports writer on Twitter the Bruins organization “hates” you, or even knows who you are.

Ultimately they’re doing the same thing our critics do – pretending that the Huffstool commenters are somehow representative of the content on the blog itself. Anyone who makes that suggestion should be laughed, mocked, and certainly shouldn’t be taken seriously.

These people all have the same look too. This is your run of the mill 2019 beta male virtue signaling on Twitter.

Hipster glasses and ear buds.

Every. Single. Time.

Anyway, good for Huffstool I guess. They completely changed their brand and aren’t the least bit offensive anymore, which allows them to maintain sponsorships and advertisers, but they still get these people to drive traffic to them when they whine about how the Bruins should partner with such an “edgy” media outlet.


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45 Comment(s)
  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 30, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Shame that The Terminator didn’t go after this Sarah Connors first.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 31, 2019 at 6:13 am

      “Sarah Connors is a social media influencer”

      What the entire fucking fuck does that even mean?

      Modern society is fucked if that hysterical moron’s opinions have any influence on anything.

  • WPWP
    May 30, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Barstool said they were against exterminating children at the border. If you don’t support executing spic kids you’re a fucking lefty lunatic.

  • Jimmy
    May 30, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    None of these idiots watch hockey because they are much too busy fighting the ghosts that constantly “harass” them. Sad that these people have all the time in the world to fight perceived problems, but never have enough time to do something that is actually good. SJWs bring the donkey and the girl to the show, then stand outside with their pants around their ankles screaming about how terrible it is. STFU

  • Ray Patriarca
    Cum rags
    May 30, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    The only towels any of these mincing earbudded snowflakes know anything about are the ones they use to jerk off with in their mommy’s basement.

  • The Name Game
    May 30, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Anyone else notice that these seemingly diametrically-opposed individuals David Pepin and Scott Keating look like they could be twins? Keaton’s better watch out, he seems too rational. That geek with the earbuds should get them shoved up his nose. So, if the Bruins DO win the cup, and are invited to the WH, will all these soy-based, ABC-123, SJW libtards have a cow and jump ship? IT’S SPORTS, @$$H0L&S!!!!!

  • Erika Nardini's Greasy 5 head
    May 30, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Portnoy’s Complaint…”But I sold out and became woke.”

    Karma bus hit the Bruins hard last night getting into bet with a sell out.

  • Furious Styles
    May 30, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Sarah, if you’re reading this please answer.

    If Barstool is so horrible towards women, what is your stance on a young woman being forced to compete against a biological male in an athletic competition? Is that not a “slap in the face” of the young woman competing?

    A male deciding he is a female then opting to compete against other females is just another form of male dominance and a way for men to demoralize women.

    But yeah, go after Barstool. Fucking coward.

  • Corporations Suck
    May 30, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    When are these idiotic companies going to realize the the people who complain and allegedly boycott them are not their customers and never will be?

    These SJWs and Hipster Cucks don’t watch hockey. They remind me of chicks on anchor desks on local TV pretending to like sportsball as they cue up the sports guy or engage in meaningless banter leading into car commercials. It’s nonsense. Can you look at those two Low T hipsters above and picture them holding a hockey stick and knowing which end goes on the ice? Please.

  • Kevin Hayes’s stairwell dookie
    May 30, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Ahahahaha I’ve been waiting for someone to finally make @Sarah_Connors turtle boy famous.

    Another mentally ill fucktard nouveau-tranny BU grad that can’t stop tweeting about her pathetic life. You could do a whole blog about her, she has tons of material. Maybe ask her if her Beardo Boyfriendo thinks this tranny sex change/gender thing is a little weird or maybe he just is a homo deep down anyway?

    • Y
      May 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm

      @Sarah_Connors blocked me on Twatter. Go figure.

  • Blue State
    May 30, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    When hockey and low t collide…

  • Bruce Jenner?
    May 30, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Dear Sarah Connor, nobody wants to read that book you wrote on Twitter, no one cares. Stop trying to make everything about you, its not. Also no one is sitting around giving a fuck about your lbtq whatever because normal people are doing normal things, like working, paying bills, living life and trying to make the best of it for themselves and their families. No one cares if you identify as a female, male, want to be called he, she, they, or whtever, you only think everyone cares. I promise you if all of you liberals stopped ramming your whole schtick down everyone’s throat 24/7 you would realize this and be much happier.

  • Whatever Happened to:
    May 30, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    And today’s sex scandal teacher of the day is…

    • Y
      May 30, 2019 at 1:54 pm

      Seems like Old Balls got neutered.

  • Jenna Marbles
    May 30, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Pictures of my vagina are now half price. Please help me remain relevant.

  • Frank
    May 30, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    Barstool still a thing?

  • Batman
    May 30, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Tell the whiny little bitches that the quidditch tournament is starting in 15 mins and they better go now or they’ll miss it. Pussies all of em.

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    May 30, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Would anyone have noticed this if it wasn’t pointed out by a bunch of BLT 123’s?. It is people like this, with way too much time on their hands that are ruining this country

    • IDK
      May 30, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      So fucking right. Twitter in general. How many times does the media create these fake controversy bullshit stories? Then they show two or three morons that are offended in tweets

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    May 30, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    What do you people know about hockey fans? My buddies and I go to our favorite bar which serves $2 Pabst bottles and always has the game on. The place went nuts after Nordberg’s first quarter touchdown!

  • Neutered Pageviews
    May 30, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Long time barstool reader who jumped ship when Portnoy sold out. What Portnoy failed to realize is he will never be accepted by the mainstream no matter how much he kisses ass. His market was people who are fed up with politically correct, shit sniffing, sycophantic, hypocrites. His website has become a bunch of neutered, unopinionated, bland, bloggers who post about pop culture. He shut down the comment section like the pussy he said he would never become. There is an undercurrent of fed up people who are tired of MSM, PC culture, and liberal do gooding holier than you fakes. There are opinions you can not express without be crucified by these phonies. The truth is a brutal reality that these liberals will not acknowledge. They despise freedom of thought and expression. They will use any means to silence

    • Y
      May 30, 2019 at 12:59 pm

      Nailed it.

      • Keep your balls
        May 30, 2019 at 5:37 pm

        It’s ok to be the wolf hound to protect the flock from the wolf in sheep’s clothing. They act under the guise of goodness, piety, and wellness for all. Yet they divide, silence, and devour the flock from within.

    • Fla Fla Floley
      May 30, 2019 at 1:01 pm

      Meh. Howard Stern did it.

  • randiguy2006
    May 30, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    “Turtleboy is what Deadspin thinks Barstool is.”

    Portnoy is who you want to be, have the balls to admit it.

    Don’t pretend you want to be podcasting from your leaky basement forever.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      May 30, 2019 at 2:13 pm

      TB has almost 400 followers (on SoundCloud); I have nine.

      (How many do you have?)

      Maybe I should find a leaky basement to podcast from.

  • hank
    May 30, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    I don’t know why but since you pointed out the indoor kids with their glasses and ear buds in, I can’t stop laughing. It’s like one step up from the indoor unathletic fat kids playing with swords and other various ninja weapons in the garage. Hilarious.

    and them being internet angry makes it that much funnier.

  • z
    May 30, 2019 at 11:55 am

    I wonder if this guy is related to the teacher who brought the bullets to school?

    Gray hair, beard, small dog. The only difference is this guy is wearing the court jester hat and not the dog.

  • The Ghost of Frankie "Mr. Zero" Brimsek
    May 30, 2019 at 11:45 am

    None of these mincing fucks are hockey fans.

  • Portnose Is A Chump
    May 30, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Nowadays barstool tries to create “personalities” that fanboys are supposed to have intimate knowledge of. So a typical post will just have the face of KFC or Glenny or somebody with a caption that doesn’t make any sense unless you listen to the podcasts and religiously read every post to figure out who’s who of the 200 “personalities” they have, that are in actuality pretty boring people. Like some broad “personality” made an emotional posting about where she came from (college radio station) , a mysterious reference to a dead boyfriend she was a bitch to (who cares?) and how much grit she has to come “all this way to flying around on a private jet”. Yup you finally “made it” when you are on a shitty website and Sirius radio. Almost as good as having you own nightly nationally televised TV show, but no even BETTER THAN THAT.

    Haven’t seen the site for a while but when I did every post was some Trump bashing auto eroticism.
    When commenting was free if you were pro Trump out of nowhere came these bots that down voted your comment like a hundred times, many more times than the number of people reading your comment or even visiting the site.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      May 30, 2019 at 2:09 pm

      Portnoy is a very rich chump.

      • Y
        May 30, 2019 at 2:15 pm

        Approximately $10 million, via:

      • Barstool>TBS
        June 1, 2019 at 2:19 am

        What are the real names and appearances of tbs “personalities? Their a bunch of cowards who are anti pc because they’re basically twitter eggs. No reprecussion for anything they do because their anonymous. Real easy to be a tough guy or woman when your identity is hiding. The barstool personalities don’t hide. ….Also.400 followers is a joke for how long turtleboy has been around for.

  • z
    May 30, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Hockey where in 2019 if you scratch an NHL player a Hanson Brother still pops out.

    These guys spit teeth out on the ice and have the officials bring it back to the bench and save it
    for possible reinsertion later. If they get slashed the trainer give them a towel drenched in Hydrogen Peroxide and calls them a pussy for trying to stop the blood.

    Yet these special people think hockey is not that sport. Maybe you don’t have guys who are hired just for fighting any more, but you do hire guys that fight. I doubt any of these people are fans.

    Y, it’s time for the Slap Shot National Anthem video.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      May 30, 2019 at 11:43 am

      • z
        May 30, 2019 at 11:53 am

        That’s the one. Thanks.
        I get tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

        Hockey is more focused aggression than football. Your shift is long enough that you have time to hold a grudge and to act on it. Football is like drag racing. A couple of seconds of full throttle and then you let off the gas. Yet these people say they are fans and hate that kind of stuff. Sure they are.

        • Hugh-Bo Mont
          May 30, 2019 at 2:03 pm

          “I’m listening to the fucking song!!” LOL LOL LOL

          • Y
            May 30, 2019 at 2:04 pm

            Best movie quote.

          • z
            May 30, 2019 at 2:20 pm

            From the youtube comments for that particular clip

            “Hockey players are bilingual, they speak English and profanity”
            -Gordie Howe-

  • juror seven esq.
    May 30, 2019 at 11:28 am

    If all these hurt clowns stop following the Bruins, will it make one bit of difference? The Bruins will be just fine. I’m waiting for the first liberal politician to say something about this. Come on Marty Walsh, Liz Warren and the rest of you attention seeking phonies speak up!

    • Hugh Mungous
      May 30, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      Nailed it, don’t forget the gutless Governor Tall Deval

  • Sports Junkie
    May 30, 2019 at 11:26 am

    I likeded the blue St. Louis towels sponsored by the Clinton Foundation with the fake cumstain. That’s how you appeal to liberals.

  • Old Time Hockey
    May 30, 2019 at 11:25 am

    These aren’t real Bruins fans. They are whining crybabies that have been given a platform with social media. Will the bitching ever stop?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 30, 2019 at 11:06 am

    Bruins using barstool-sponsored towels. Things i don’t give a fuck about for $200 Alex…

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