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Barstool Sports Employees Are In Open Revolt And Faced Dave Portnoy To Bend The Knee After Hilarious Kaepernick Terrorist Jokes Were “Exposed” By Bootleg Media Matters


Barstool Sports is falling apart and I can’t get enough of it. Here’s a quick background of what happened this week. A bootleg Media Matters Twitter account decided to post some 2016 clips of Dave Portnoy, Big Cat, and KFC making jokes about Colin Kaepernick and dropping the n word while quoting rap lyrics.

That was vintage Prez. His whole character is just him being authentically him. He’s a guy who doesn’t care about politics or social issues really. He just likes to make inappropriate jokes, and they’re hilarious.

“I thought he was an ISIS guy. Throw a head wrap on this guy and he’s a terrorist.”

“Maybe he was on Palestine’s side or something.”

“He’s black? I thought he was Arabic. When I hear an Arabic person isn’t standing for the national anthem, I go terrorist right away.”

“If he was related to Osama bin Laden, would you be like ‘oh my God’?”

“If you do blackface with 2 black dudes, it’s OK. 

Comedy is subjective. If you haven’t followed Portnoy for years you might not think it’s funny. If you’re somebody who understands his comedic style and have followed him for years, you spit out your coffee laughing at that statement. Because it’s hilarious and you can’t get content like that in many places on the interwebz. What’s always made him unique and successful is that he has original, real takes, and he never backs down from him no matter the outrage. This is a guy who published a picture of Tom Brady’s 1 year old son naked, and said that the kid had a huge howitzer. It was funny because he did, and he stands by it to this day, even after getting visited by the State Police.

Jemele Hill and the blue checkmarks started tweeting it out, and the next thing you knew Portnoy issued a statement saying that he was “uncancellable” and that “You don’t cancel me, I cancel you.” Then he made a video vowing to never bend a knee.

“Im not gonna bend the knee.”

But KFC and Big Cat did in blogs. This blog right here from KFC might be the most pathetic representation of what Huffstool Sports has become.

I stupidly lumped all that together under one umbrella of “protesting” and didnt acknowledge how justified and dire Colin’s cause was. I am 100,000% OK with being the white guy who was uneducated and confused by Colin Kaepernick in 2016, day 1 of the protest news, and now fully on board with him with a full understanding of his movement in 2020. I am proof positive Colin Kaepernick’s protest worked. Proof positive his peaceful demonstration is one of the most, if not the most, successful Civil Rights protest of all time.

The most successful Civil Rights protest of all time??? Are you fucking kidding me? He got a blogger to fall for some bullshit that completely ignores the fact that there is no epidemic of police killing unarmed black men. He got his scam to go mainstream. The Birmingham March directly led to the Civil Rights Act. The Selma March led to the Voting Rights Act. Colin Kaepernick’s led to a Nike endorsement.

I was a dumb white guy stumbling through all the do’s and dont’s of that shit thinking you had to look a certain way or have a certain background to be speaking out for a certain cause. Thinking that you had to be “black enough” to say innocent people shouldnt be murdered is just asinine.

This is a comedy website.

In a perfect world, we’d all be as selfless and have as much perspective as Kaep and any of the Civil Rights leaders, but we live in the real world. The world which Kaep was, and still is, trying to change by reaching people the exact way he reached me. He’s not gonna convert any of the extremists of the world who are racist, hateful bigots. But he could, and did, reach a guy like me who was uneducated to a fault. Who was ignorant enough to the ways of the world to the point that he didnt even realize that his knee jerk reaction was a shitty and stupid one.

Racist, hateful bigots. That’s what people are who think Colin Kaepernick is full of shit.

It got worse.

So, yes, hand up. I will admit it. I am brave enough to confess – Colin Kaepernick’s Peaceful Protest reached me and changed me. Wish I didnt have to be “reached” and “changed,” but I did, and I’m happy as fuck that I have. And I’m extremely happy to be living proof of just how successful the Black Lives Matter movement is. I wish MORE people would talk about this type of Before and After. Shine a light on me, folks.

Its pretty embarrassing that it took up until George Floyd for me, and many others, to finally get it. To finally understand. But I’d be way more embarrassed if I was one of the people who didnt get there at all. If you’re making the type of comments I did back then, today in 2020, then raise your hand and I’ll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you’re a RE..ALLY STUPID ASSHOLE.

No, what’s pretty embarrassing is what you have become. A self-deprecating moron who has no idea what he’s talking about. Someone who thinks the killing of a man in Minnesota is somehow evidence of an epidemic of black men being killed by cops.

Then later in the week his employees started revolting against him. PFT wrote a blog shitting on Dave.

I don’t know exactly how to fix this short of making Willie Dave’s boss, but I do know that what’s happened over the last 4 days is not going to work in the long-term.

Willie Colon, Liz Gonzalez, and several others who would be nothing without the company he built, all complained about how he wouldn’t apologize. But guess what? That’s what makes him El Prez. He’s the guy who doesn’t back down. Ever. He’s been harassed and boycotted by feminists for years, and once said:

Even though I never condone rape if you’re a size 6 and you’re wearing skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped right?

That’s a million times more offensive than saying the n word while singing a song, or making jokes about the Great Patron Saint Colin Kaepernick. In our society you can post naked pictures of kids and make rape jokes, as long as you’re doing comedy. But you can’t say the n word in a rap song or else a 350 pound tough guy like Willie Colon will get his feelings hurt. That dude must’ve stolen my white fragility.

The bootleg Media Matters is going after Barstool’s advertisers (our advertisers have been getting harassed and boycotted since before it was cool) too.

By the way, this is the guy who bought Barstool the first time.

How’d kissing their asses work out for you there Peter?

Finally Dave put out this video last night, which is basically him trying to please his employees who are openly revolting against him, and still pretend that he’s not bending a knee.

You can tell that for the first time he hates this aspect of his job. For the first time the cancel culture has hurt him good, because they came from within. He hired too many SJWs and the poisoned the waters. What these ungrateful cunts should recognize, is that they are nothing without the infrastructure that Dave Portnoy created. He built this by saying shit like he did about Kaepernick. If you can’t deal with that then fuck off and get a new job. That’s what he should’ve said. He’s Dave Portnoy. There is no Barstool Sports without him, and the company loses insane value if he’s not there anymore. He has all the leverage. Threaten to walk away and they’ll immediately realize that they can lose a lot more than some advertisers.

Everyone pretends to act like they’ve evolved from their old views, but they really haven’t. It’s just what you have to say now. Those jokes were funny in 2016 and they’re even funnier now. Stand by it and people will respect you more. You might lose an advertiser, but you’ll get more Barstool Gold sales. And when in doubt do everything Tucker Carlson does.


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35 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    July 6, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    “Barstool Sports is falling apart…”

    Thats the funniest thing you’ve ever said. Your jealousy is amazing.

  • Johnny B
    July 6, 2020 at 8:06 am

    Did any of you morons who are calling Portnoy a coward and pussy for apologizing actually read the fucking article? Or all you all just really stupid? TB is actually praising Portnoy for NOT apologizing. Jesus Christ you are all so fucking simple.

  • b to the e
    July 4, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Peter Chernin sounds like the kind of guy that would defund the police but at the same time demand the state/city paid $4500 / day for his private security.

  • JT Rastus
    July 4, 2020 at 1:51 pm


  • Soon-Yi Dylan Allen
    July 3, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    Portnoy is starting to look like Woody Allen, yuck!

  • USA
    July 3, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Happy Fourth to all of my American friends!!! Stand up for what you believe in at all times, otherwise you’ll be exposed for being a spineless jellyfish like El Pres. We are the greatest nation on this planet all the while having the dumbest politicians this world has to offer. That says a lot about what our citizens are made of. If you don’t like what you see, move on and find something better. God bless our troops! May the rockets red glare, and blow Antifa through the Air!!!

  • Jew wars
    July 3, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Kaepernick was right and chesna was the terrorist not bin laden.

  • Ben f/ Franklin
    July 3, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Never liked this punk, saw right through his whole fake-tough-guy, “I’m -smarter -than-you” routine. But…W-O-W…this is fucking PATHETIC.
    The fake “apology” is bad enough, but…anyone who believes one fucking word of it should be institutionalized.
    Like tnis asshole just had an epiphany that everything he ever thought, ever said, ever posted, was wrong and he gets that now.
    Fuck you, Portnoy. You phony fuck.

  • LOL
    July 3, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    Wow. Andy Dick must be on HGH

  • KMarko's Mothers Bushy Beaver
    July 3, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Kirk Was Right !!!!!

  • Israel Hands
    July 3, 2020 at 12:08 pm


  • MTC
    July 3, 2020 at 11:40 am

    I follow Barstool on Instagram and get their blogs emailed to me. I find Portnoy mildly entertaining on IG but to be honest I don’t get it. I would rather read the Turtleboy blogs over Barstool any day of the week. Is Barstool’s blogs about a fake cartoon football coach supposed to be funny? I don’t get what people see in it. Turtleboy doesn’t do himself any favors with the bad grammar, annoying pop up ads, and overly long blog titles but I’d still choose the TB blog over Barstool every single time!

  • David Bick
    July 3, 2020 at 10:41 am

    Fuck you Dave. You are already rich and you still insist on selling your soul. A true fucking coward. Candace Owens said “the truth does not back down from the mob”. You stupid woke fuckers are listening to the wrong black voices.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    July 3, 2020 at 10:37 am

    If want to see something really funny, search for “Mad TV – Survivor Cook Island” It’s from 2008. Doing it today would bring the hordes upon you. Maybe someone can post the link, I haven’t figured out how to do that here.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      July 3, 2020 at 10:38 am

      *on YouTube

  • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
    July 3, 2020 at 9:39 am

    This is what Barstool Sports gets for decades of insulting blacks, browns, yellows, First Nations, Inuits, French, Chinese, Jewish, Arab, Indonesians, aborigines, Japanese, Anglo-russians, Lithuanians, Latvians, Greeks, gays, lesbians, transvestites, queers, bisexuals, pan sexual, asexual, homo sexual, Macedonians, Slovenians, Czechs, Mongolians, Filipinos, Tibetans, Vietnamese, Laotians, Nigerians, Cameroonians, Egyptians, Somalians, and the handicapped. Turtle is next!

    • Wikipedia
      July 3, 2020 at 10:38 am

      Stop cutting and pasting obscure BS you never knew existed just to seem relevant.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 3, 2020 at 9:35 am

    KFC is a sniveling, spineless ingrate and so are 90% of the Barstool bloggers.

  • Outrage Mob
    July 3, 2020 at 8:59 am




  • Lmao
    July 3, 2020 at 8:55 am

    I would love to be so simple-minded as to think “Colin Kaepernick looks like an Arab” is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard.

  • Turtle GAY
    July 3, 2020 at 8:45 am

    You will always be a little douche with a chip on your shoulder and will NEVER be el Prez or anything more than a gay little blogger in the “woo” hoping to make it big. This is how it went down when you got walked out of the school by the popo “ Julie, gather the crotch fruit I have an announcement. I just got kicked out for being creepy but now I have the biggest opportunity for our family. I am going to become TurtleBoy with a gay outfit and I will broadcast and dwell in the basement. We will be ostracized by the community, our family and friends will disown us, and I will forever be known as a hateful little knob. What do you think? I am,m,m,m,m, Turtle Boy!” Your kids and wife cried and you descended into the basement. Fucking GAY!

    • Done with this shit
      July 3, 2020 at 8:51 am

      Sounds like someone’s a little jelly about the turtle. Means what you’re doing is working TB! Keep up the good work

    • Just wanna know
      July 3, 2020 at 8:52 am

      So which story was about you?

  • I Got An Office Job at Barstool Sports For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
    July 3, 2020 at 8:31 am

    I don’t see what the point of this story is. Those employees SHOULD stand up for their rights. They SHOULD be unionizing. They SHOULD be nicer to blacks browns and yellows. Look at how white the place is. I am a big fan of this move. They’re way too controversial too often. Btw Turtle NO shootings in the Seattle chaz in FOUR days, but you won’t write about that because that would mean admitting chaz zones work

    • Snarky Pete
      July 3, 2020 at 8:40 am

      White SJW’s are The Jerk in real life. “I was born a poor black child.”

    • Norm
      July 3, 2020 at 9:43 am

      There is no CHAZ/CHOP zone anymore, the cops and mayor had it shutdown
      lay off the crack and pay attention

  • Truth
    July 3, 2020 at 8:20 am

    Dave needs to fire his Barstool Brownshirts and start from scratch.

  • The Spirit of Carl Baldino
    July 3, 2020 at 8:16 am

    Please you fucking BLM hypocrites… List all the unarmed black men killed by the police.
    I’ll wait.
    Then you fucking assholes tell me what you’re doing to address the 400+ shootings this year alone in Chicago. The THOUSANDS of Black-on-Black crimes committed THIS YEAR ALONE IN CHICAGO.
    But sure… stay the course on all those UNARMED Black men being killed by cops. George Floyd matters. One Life.
    Fuck the hundreds dead in Chicago this year alone.
    You people suck ass. Attack the real problem if you really care about Black lives.

  • Orion
    July 3, 2020 at 7:55 am

    Sounds like his formerly trusted lieutenants rolled on him and chose to save their own skins. Hopefully nobody buys their phony contrition. Also, how does one “unearth” videos from 2016? Where were these all that time, were they never published? Why are they just being revealed now?

  • Massholio
    July 3, 2020 at 7:09 am

    Dave’s master , Chernin, is a radical lefty. Dave is also a commie . Don’t let him fool you with his frat boy “humor “. You are either with the left or opposed to them. Can’t have it both ways. Funny that both he and Charlie Parker are from Swampscott.

  • North of the Border
    July 3, 2020 at 6:45 am

    Gotta love the lefties eating their own. “No, I’m more woke than you, racist! Please don’t take away my gravy train!”

    Stand tall, Prez. People forget this shit. Hell, you can wear blackface and still remain governor of Virginia, if you’re the right party.

  • Soxfan
    July 3, 2020 at 6:32 am

    As soon as he made the video saying fuck the shutdown he put a huge target on his back. Stand tall Presidente. Fuck these pieces of shit. Give them a bunch of pink slips and hire people who aren’t stupid enough to bite the hand that feeds.

  • Sum Yung Ho
    July 3, 2020 at 1:59 am

    Anyone that doesn’t think Portnoy looks like Zuckerberg after a vomitous Vegas bender is a moron.

    • Snarky Pete
      July 3, 2020 at 8:26 am

      He looks like Don Flamenco after Little Mac beat the shit out of him.

  • Leo Varadkar is gay
    July 3, 2020 at 1:54 am

    I was an Uber driver. I had 3 people one night, they talked about barstool and “us” and “we”
    Does anyone know if the owners live in the marblehead/swampscot area

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