AOC Proves She Is The Dumbest Person To Ever Serve In Congress After Getting Trolled Into Threatening Dave Portnoy Over An Obvious Joke About Crushing Unions 


I have to give it to Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy – the man is a marketing genius. Like many people, I turned off the stool from my younger days once they started hiring a bunch of “personalities” with no talent who I’m supposed to care about, blogging about Rihanna, and began catering less edgy content to social justice warriors.

But what he’s really, really good at is getting radical left wingers to lose their minds. He built his company on feminist outrage, which draws attention to him and gets people to read Barstool whether they love it or hate it. Doesn’t matter to him because every click is cash money, and most people hate feminists anyway.

But yesterday he bagged America’s most infamous SJW, who sets out every day to prove that she can in fact be dumber than we imagined….

Google her name right now and watch what comes up.

Here’s what happened.

It began when Portnoy saw that The Ringer employees were talking about unionizing. Portnoy has this ongoing joke about unions ever since Gawker writers voted to unionize a in 2015 (and went out of business shortly thereafter). Basically the joke is, “if you unionize I will crush you,” so he tweeted out the old blog two days ago.

BAHAHA! I hope and I pray that Barstool employees try to unionize. I can’t tell you how much I want them to unionize. Just so I can smash their little union to smithereens. Nothing would please me more than to break it into a million little pieces. Oh you think you deserve health insurance? You don’t think you should have to work with squirrels in the office? You don’t think I should duct tape Hank to the walls? Well now yis can’t leave! No more free water! No more vacation days! I’m gonna dump rats into the walls! You haven’t seen anything yet! Unionize Nate! Unionize Trent! I dare you!  Trent you’ll be back working security at Walmart in a blink of an eye! KFC will be doing my accounting! No more fancy pants weddings! Hank will be an exhibit at the Museum of Science!  UNIONIZE I DARE YOU!

It’s a joke obviously. There would be nothing he could do to stop his employees from unionizing since there are laws that prevent him from doing that. And luckily for him his employees seem content because they work for a guy who only cares about them making him money, and he probably pays them more than fairly since Barstool is rolling in cash. Throughout history the easiest way to keep your employees from unionizing is to keep them happy by paying them fairly.

Of course the woke blue checkmark parade on Twitter is humorless and doesn’t understand satire, so some shithead named Rafi, who has 5,000 followers and somehow got a blue checkmark, announced that any Barstool employees who wanted to unionize could contact him.

This of course is exactly what Portnoy wants, since he has almost a million followers but Twitter won’t give him a blue checkmark. Now he can keep the joke going, since it clearly went over this guy’s head, double down, and present himself as the little guy (he doesn’t have a blue checkmark) getting attacked by virtue signaling blue checkmarks. Rafi wasn’t the only one.

Thousands of these idiots fell for it. Naturally Portnoy responded with more satire.

Again, he can’t fire an employee for contacting someone. He doesn’t even care about politics. He just likes to troll and get people going, which is exactly what he did. He sparked a debate about unions vs. no unions and in doing so got himself trending on Twitter.

The soy boi coalition proudly announced that they had taken screenshots in case he took the tweet down.

But again, he’s not taking it down because it’s a FUCKING JOKE!!

Then this simple minded cream stick showed up to chime in.

Every day I think the stupid ceiling can’t get any higher, but she finds a way to prove me wrong. This woman is a member of congress, and so fucking stupid that she threatened the power of the United States government against a blogger for making a joke about unionizing.

The AFL-CIO was next to fall in line.

This of course led to lawyers telling Barstool employees that they can reach out to them for pro bono work to unionize, which Portnoy again made a joke about.

But of course none of them actually reached out to him to unionize, because they know they work for an entertainment website, their boss wasn’t being serious, and they have a good job that pays them well so they have no reason to unionize.

They made a video mocking the idea of unionizing.

Everyone who gets it is laughing at the AFL-CIO, AOC, and everyone else who takes themselves this seriously. The jokes just never ended.

People who aren’t on Twitter don’t understand how big AOC is. She has 5.1 million followers, far more than any other member of Congress. She’s formed a cult of like minded dolts on there who get outraged about everything, which is EXACTLY what Portnoy wanted – attention. Because he thrives on being the guy that the mob is coming after. Naturally he capitalized on the newfound AOC fame.

Then look who jumped in….

Trump Jr. has almost 4 million followers who lean the opposite way of AOC. And now both he and AOC were openly debating this guy who probably doesn’t even vote because he’s too busy eating cheese pizza and taking baths in the King’s gold. The mere fact that these two are arguing over him is the best thing that could ever happen to a business. Do you understand the monetary value that comes along with being dragged by AOC on Twitter, and then thrown in the middle of a dispute with the President’s son? I would pay SO MUCH money to have AOC drag me, because I’d have millions of new followers in the blink of an eye. It doesn’t matter if they hate you or love you, as long as they’re talking about you. Dave understands this, so he made another joke to keep it going…..

“Our countries Presidents” refers to him (El Prez) and Trump, the actual President. Again, it’s a joke. He tagged Trump because he’s smart, and he understands that if Trump ever started talking about this it would be the greatest money grab ever. I’d say there’s a 50/50 shot he does once Portnoy gets invited back on Tucker Carlson for the 58th time.

The result of this is new followers for Portnoy, tons of traffic which generates ad revenue, and of course a new reason to sell t-shirts.

But wait, it gets better.

Months ago Portnoy created another Twitter handle @Bss1234561. It’s obviously him and he doesn’t exactly hide it. The account exists to praise Portnoy 24/7 and Portnoy retweets it. Naturally his alter ego had to jump in the pit.

Portnoy always responds to his other account and thanks it, thus making it clearly obvious that it’s him.

Again, it’s a FUCKING JOKE!!

But the blue checkmarks had to jump in and call out what we all saw was plainly obvious, but still found amusing.

Now this humorless chode, who is a Democratic Strategist, Consultant, and Political Adviser to Hillary Clinton, is trying to get both accounts banned from Twitter.


I’ll admit, I must tip my hat to him for this one. It’s fucking brilliant. I criticize Portnoy a lot for pandering and not standing by Minihane, but I respect quality trolling when I see it.



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23 Comment(s)
  • Btw
    June 2, 2020 at 10:23 am

    How did this work out for Dave?

  • Derp
    August 16, 2019 at 6:28 am

    I’d diddle AOC. Hell, I’d threesome her and Omar. Hate sex can be great.

  • AOC. Yeah you know me
    August 15, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    AOC is the New Democratic Party It’s fucking great and they deserve her

  • Massholio
    August 15, 2019 at 11:22 am

    I agree with the “personalities” (about what 150 of them) that have no talent whatsoever. And now it’s all like Big Cat this and KFC that and who the fuck are they again, and why should I care? You have to have some mental defect to “follow” these bland people who can’t write. But “Ocrazio” as Prtnoy calls her is so retarded she doesn’t get satire. She has raised about $1,500 form her district so far, so that would be about 150 votes. Luckily congrssional terms are only 2 and 1/2 years so !adios muchacha!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 15, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      2.5 years? LOL Better take that GED down off the wall….

  • Independent Thinker
    August 15, 2019 at 12:03 am

    What’s scary is that AOC makes Biden look like a conservative and Pelosi look like a centrist. I never thought I’d feel sorry for Pelosi as I did when AOC and her gang accused Pelosi of being a racist, or something to that effect.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 15, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      Fuck Pelosi. She’s got the dolt Canadian PM dragging his heels on the new trade agreement wiith Canada and Mexico in order to hurt Trump (and American businesses).

  • Seth Putnam
    August 14, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    I know I can’t really get in the barstool thing but this type of behavior of Portnoy is definitely definitely definitely fucking hilarious. Lotta people like him a lot of people hate him but this is awesome classic just classic.
    I like it when there are certain things that happen are just so much theater in ridiculousness and you can’t wait for the next thing … the next move like when Charlie sheen went nuts that time. Pure entertainment as George carlin says

  • Toolman
    August 14, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    AOC is dumber than a box of retarded rocks.
    And I bet Porno has much mo’ moneys.

  • MAGA
    August 14, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Women should not be allowed in Congress.
    Non-whites should not be allowed in congress.

    • Fred Knessl
      August 15, 2019 at 12:18 pm

      Hay Maga – you had me until the ultra-leftist White Supremacist and Anti-woman Bullshit…
      Go Fuck Yourself

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 14, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    AOC is a shining example of why I’m voting for Trump in 2020


    • robert perkins
      August 14, 2019 at 8:37 pm

      I would enjoy ejaculating into Alexandria’s mouth again. She’s still cute bit it’s fleeting

      • Billy
        August 19, 2021 at 4:12 pm

        Trump supporters show us daily how stupid they are. Don’t know why. Its very clear.

  • Frenemy
    August 14, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I doubt that Ayana Pressley and her entire staff missed the AOC tweets but she let her make a fool of herself anyway. Power move on Pressley’s part.

  • @AOC
    August 14, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    My bad guys. When I saw “elpresidente”, I thought it was Donald Trump. Because where my ancestors come from, that means “The President”! Oops! Dios Mio!

  • Spic Tormentor
    August 14, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    AOC is a filthy spic with fetal alcohol syndrome and Portnoy is a small penis having heeb. Fuck both of those fucking faggots

  • Batman
    August 14, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Dave is playing chess while everyone else is playing twister. Gotta hand to him, those aren’t internet dollars anymore, they’re the real deal.

  • Clive Jive
    August 14, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs ? So no one confuses them with feminists.

  • mrme
    August 14, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    Why do all the pictures of AOC look like she is severely constipated? Asking for a friend.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 14, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    incredibly (or predictably?) no one in the MSM seems to realize that he’s trolling her.

  • hartf811
    August 14, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    AOC, I’ll have a Sapphire and soda, hold the fruit, make it a double. Then come over here and shake your little beaner ass for me before you get Latina Saddlebags.

  • Gash Basher
    August 14, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Portnoy is still a tool

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