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Queefler Elf Editor At Huffstool Sports Won’t Promote Interview Kirk Minihane Did With Donald Trump Jr On A Barstool Podcast Because He’s Petrified Of Deadspin



Donald Trump Jr. has been doing a tour recently promoting his book Triggered,” and has appeared on both right and left wing shows because that’s what adults should do when they disagree with people. He went on The View, which is probably the most hostile place he could go, and he argued with them for a while and it was pretty entertaining. Although I side with him in almost every argument, I will say that as a public speaker he needs to learn to shut the fuck up, just a little bit. He doesn’t stop talking, and he’s got no volume control. When he writes and tweets it’s actually really on point, and no one has been better about tech censorship. But he’s not nearly as good as his old man at public speaking yet.

Anyway, for a liberal show like The View to have him on and promote it shows you that their producers understand how ratings work. I’m guessing it was the highest rated show they’ve had in a while, because anything Trump related is cash money.

So when I heard that Kirk Minihane was interviewing him last week I figured Barstool Sports would promote the shit out of it, since Kirk does work for them now. But in the most Huffstool thing they’ve ever done, the editor, Keith Markovich, announced on Twitter that he wouldn’t be posting the interview on

Because KMarko is a gutless pussy, and like many of the people at Huffstool, he desperately wants be accepted by the hyper woke PC patrol. He told Minihane’s producer Steve Robinson that his reasoning was “I hate that guy,” and Barstool doesn’t get political.

Think of how crazy this is. We’re talking about the son of the President. A guy with 5 million Twitter followers who’s all over the place right now promoting his new book. Like him or not, you’re gonna listen to what he has to say on KMS. An interview on a Barstool show would be a ratings bonanza.

And they’re not airing it because the editor says he doesn’t like him and Barstool doesn’t get political. I guess interviewing Andrew Yang and Tulsi Gabbard doesn’t count as political. It’s not like they’re running for President or anything.

Leftist rags like Deadspin, the Daily Beast, and NBC are constantly criticizing Huffstool for being sexist, racist, alt-right, blah, blah, blah. In reality none of that is true, but they get called it anyway because that’s what woke mobs do nowadays. No one with a brain takes them seriously, and a big part of Huffstool’s brand is fighting back against bullshit like this.

KMarko thinks he can still win these people over by making a business decision that goes against the best interests of the company because “I hate that guy.” Apparently he hasn’t noticed that literally every person who has tried to silence Huffstool, or smear them as something they’re not, is on the left. You’d think he would learn after a while. That’s all this is – Huffstool trying to kiss the woke mob’s ass. There is nothing they fear more than being labeled as a Trump friendly blog, which is why they’ll promote left wing political interviews but not conservatives.

The really fucked up part about this is that Trump Jr. had Barstool’s back in August with the AOC tweet beef. If you recall, Huffstool founder Dave Portnoy tweeted out a joke about his employees unionizing, and some blue checkmark responded by offering legal services to his employees.

Portnoy runs a comedy site so he responded back with an obvious joke.

But because AOC is a simple minded fucking idiot she took it seriously and threatened to have the federal government use its powers to go after Huffstool.

Portnoy challenged her to a debate.

And Donald Trump Jr. had his back.

He literally promoted their brand to his millions of followers. He’s on their side. And now this one, talentless hack isn’t allowing his interview that he did on a Barstool prodcast to be be promoted on Barstool’s website. What a fucking tool.

Keep in mind, KMarko previously allowed former blogger Francis Ellis to publish a blog that got pulled because it suggested that a murdered Utah student was still alive, and bragged about how the dead girl followed Barstool podcasts on IG. Yet he kept his job and the blogger was fired. What do you think is worse for the Huffstool brand – an insensitive blog about a murder victim, or an interview with the President’s son? Because he let one of those go through and not the other.

Finally KMarko capped off his week in self-emasculation by refusing to go on the podcast for a company he works for, and then called them snowflakes not realizing the irony and hypocrisy spewing out of his veins.

But at least DTJ wasn’t afraid to put it out there.

Maybe the Daily Beast won’t see it and right mean things about Huffstool now. Maybe.


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31 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    November 12, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Didn’t most of the deadspin writers quit cuz of the whole “you have to cover sports, not politics” thing a week or two ago? ESPN and deadspin have declining ratings and views because they’re pandering to the “anti trump all time” dogshit that pisses a lot of people off.

  • Massholio
    November 12, 2019 at 9:09 am

    I know Portnoy goes on Tucker Carlson and plays this conservative entrepreneur, but the site is owned by the Chernin Group, which as all hedge fund guys (look at that commie hedge fund asshole Tom Steyer )are Soros communists who don’t give a fuck about anybody who is worth less than a billion dollars and hopes they can keep paying 15% for “carried interest” while us “rich” folks who make $70K to $300K keep paying their tab with 50% income taxes.

    • Y
      November 12, 2019 at 10:24 am

  • Archibald Wavell
    November 12, 2019 at 7:13 am

    This guy’s got knob-gobbler written all over him.

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 12, 2019 at 2:34 am

    If you can’t grow a mustache, don’t grow a beard.

  • Startled Pancake
    November 11, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    It is possible that this queer could look any faggier?

  • BBB
    November 11, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Waiter: What’ll it be you fine folks?
    Hog: I’ll have the salad, and the lady will have the Bowel Bacon Burger.
    Waiter: Very well.

  • True justice
    November 11, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    I want Turtleboy to get really big so Kirk can work there. He doesn’t fit it with those pussies at eat my stool sports

  • Someideas
    November 11, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    Have his mother beg you to crap on her face.

  • whatevuh
    November 11, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    Why the fuck are you so obsessed with WEEI? Who the fuck cares? GOD, get the fuck over it ! Suck his dick and get past it already.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 11, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    This guy looks like a FAGGOT

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 11, 2019 at 8:33 pm


  • LOL
    November 11, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    GC quieted you clowns down.

  • Dick Trickle
    November 11, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    That gay sweater goes great with his homo beard. Good job you crossed eyed nerd

  • Old Tom Morris
    November 11, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Kmarko = does anal.

    • WeRFucked
      November 11, 2019 at 5:13 pm

      Gives… or receives?

  • Bar who?
    November 11, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Is Barstool even a thing anymore? That blog sucks and turned into a pussy site.

    • deflateddoritodinks
      November 12, 2019 at 9:26 am

      I think their demo has gotten a lot younger. Probably a senior in college is one of their older readers.

  • Meeeaaahh
    November 11, 2019 at 1:37 pm


  • Y
    November 11, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    I’m surprised I didn’t see Keith in the below video:

  • Dick Scratcher
    November 11, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Limerick of the day…..

    There’s was a hack journo called Keith,
    Who could pull foreskins back with his teeth,
    It wasn’t for fun
    Or the money he won,
    But the cheese that he found underneath.

    Dick Scratcher, aged 52 (followers on Twitter).

    • Old Tom Morris
      November 11, 2019 at 4:25 pm

      There once was an old drunk from Crewe
      Who had nothing better to do
      Than to write limericks all day on Turtleboy
      He thought would bring us great joy
      But actually they totally blew

      Old Tom Morris aged 198

      • Fuck Tom Morris
        November 11, 2019 at 7:57 pm

        Tom the dementia is really taking a toll. Time for new medication I think

        • Dick Scratcher
          November 12, 2019 at 2:46 am

          Amen, Brother FTM

          Plus his limericks are fucking shit as well.


  • Frank
    November 11, 2019 at 11:50 am

    This is why I deleted the stool app after they got rid of comments, they completely sold out which is fine money talks but don’t pretend you are something you’re not just own it

  • Mr. Pwn
    November 11, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Barstool also just made fun of conservative speaker Ben Shapiro yesterday on Barstool Advisors. Saying he had a “small penis” and “never has had sex”. It seems they only approve of politics if they make fun of republicans or help out Democrats.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 11, 2019 at 8:40 pm

      Either way, Shapiro ain’t the hill to die on.

      That little cocksucker, I can’t stand that squeaky fucking voice of his.

  • Russmo
    November 11, 2019 at 11:06 am

    Someone needs to tell Keith that before he gets his photo taken next time he should clean his boyfriends cum out of his beard

  • Jealous much?
    November 11, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Jesus, your Stool obsession is getting really sad.

    They’re not going to hire you, you are too old and too boring.

    • Vinnie Severe
      November 11, 2019 at 11:08 am

      Lick my balls you fucking dildo

    • ncfoothillbilly
      November 11, 2019 at 12:20 pm

      Stool obsession? That sounds like some sodomite shit. Is your name Billy?

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