Mainstream Media Fails Social Justice Warriors

Humorless Twat Farmers From LA Times Are NOT Happy About Ricky Gervais Roasting Hollywood Liberal Elites At The Golden Globes

 

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Everyone’s been buzzing about Ricky Gervais’ complete annihilation of Hollywood faux social justice culture in his monologue at the Golden Globes. Watch it, especially the last minute, if you haven’t already.

Truer words have never been spoken:

Apple roared into the TV game with 

The Morning Show,

 a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. Well, you say you’re woke but the companies you work for in China — unbelievable. Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service you’d call your agent, wouldn’t you?

So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. 

You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.

So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, and your God and fuck off, OK? It’s already three hours long. Right, let’s do the first award.

The faces were so priceless.

They all thought it was funny, they all knew it was true, they just didn’t want to be seen as the one laughing like 99% of the world was after listening to that. They know that being in Hollywood requires you to adhere to the belief that your job is to lecture people about what they should believe, mostly Orange Man Bad.

Truer works have never been spoken. No one has EVER given a flying fuck about what a celebrity has thought about anything. Yet they all think alike and seem to think they matter. Not a single person has ever woke up and said, “Ya know, I don’t really have a strong opinion about climate change, so I’ll wait to hear what Meryl Streep has to say about it at the Golden Globes.”

We’re talking about an almost entirely rich white audience, lecturing working class Americans about racism and climate change after leaving their entirely white neighborhoods to fly there on private jets.

I’ve long thought that Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest and most interesting people on the planet. I’ve listened to his podcasts with Sam Harris, I agree with a lot of things he has to say, and he’s the architect of the greatest sitcom in American history (The Office). He’s a liberal atheist Brit who hates the same people I do as an American Christian conservative. That’s what woke culture does – it unifies reasonable people of different political creeds around the one thing we all despise – virtue signaling social justice queefs.

Anyway, everyone who was fun, cool, and has a sense of humor thought that monologue was great. Probably 99% of the population. But the mainstream media is controlled by the 1% of humorless fartboxes, and they did not approve. Here’s the headline from the Washington Post, who once called a dead terrorist an “austere religious scholar.”

“Nobody cared.”

Yea, it was only the most talked about topic all over the world. They really have a pulse on what the people want, and I for one am shocked that newspapers are a dying industry. I’m sure the Post’s headline had nothing to do with the fact that they’re owned by Jeff Bezos, and Amazon was the butt of one of his best jokes.

Blue checkmarks bemoaned his attacks on “marginalized” people.

Ya know, rich white celebrities in tuxedos and $50,000 dresses drinking Moet. They’re the real victims here.

But perhaps the hottest take came from Lorraine Ali in the Los Angeles Times.

Let’s see what she had to say in her column.

The 58-year-old former Golden Globe winner (“The Office”) and five-time host also flippantly reminded the packed room, “No one cares about movies anymore,” and advised, “If you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world.”

Meryl Streep shook her head. 

Stop the fight! Meryl Streep didn’t think a joke that accurately satirized how little people give a shit about her misguided world view was funny.

But at the Beverly Hilton, where the three-hour-plus ceremony took place, the mood was already sober thanks to an impeachment, the threat of war with Iran and devastating bush fires in Australia.

How out of touch do you have to be to think that 320 million Americans are sitting in their homes worrying about impeachment, war with Iran, and fires in Australia?

  1. No one gives a shit about impeachment except for people living in a political bubble who watch cable news 24/7. We get it – you either like him or you don’t, but no one’s losing any sleep over it.
  2. The United States is not at war with Iran, nor will we be. The fact that Hollywood actors will pretend that we are only proves Ricky’s point that they are out of touch elitists who are paid to dramatize everything.
  3. The Australian fires are the result of arson and the fact that it’s summer there. Over 20 people have already been arrested for intentionally starting fires and nearly 200 face legal action.

The Golden Globes could literally have been on any date ever, and Hollywood would take whatever the political cause of the day was and act like it was the end of the world. There is nothing particularly special about these current events.

The last thing anyone needed was for the smirking master of ceremonies to reprimand them for having hope, or taunt the room for trying to use their influence to change things for the better.


Actually, that’s exactly what they needed – to be mocked by one of their own. Every single person in that room voted for and donated to Hillary Clinton, and she lost. That about sums up the “influence” their opinions have.

Patricia Arquette, a winner for “The Act,” noted that “the continent of Australia is on fire” within a speech condemning President Trump’s recent targeted killing of Iran’s Gen. Qassem Suleimani, while “Fosse/Verdon” winner Michelle Williams used her acceptance speech to defend abortion rights.  

Translation – they did exactly what he knew they would do and mocked them ahead of time for.

The Golden Globes were criticized for lacking diversity in their nominations, from the relative dearth of people of color in the performance categories to the total exclusion of female directors. Gervais joked about the lack of representation by explaining, quite simply, that the Golden Globes voting body, the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn., is “racist.” The harsh joke landed better than most of his wisecracks. It seemed to show that Gervais might care, at least a bit, about a larger injustice in the industry. 

In other words, in Lorraine Ali’s world the best joke of the night is the one where he called white people racist.

The commentary would have meant far more if Gervais himself had been brave enough to drop the tired agitator shtick and, for once, read the room.

Or, instead of reading the room, he could read the world. Because no one in that room bears any resemblance to reality.

Don’t worry though, Lorraine’s blue checkmark friends agreed that funny jokes aren’t actually funny.

Hanging out with Julia Turner and Matt Brennan is probably about as fun a being Momma June’s leggings caught in a bad camel toe.

These people are being ratioed harder on Twitter than I’ve ever seen. A normal person reflects on this and asks themselves, “could I possibly be wrong?” But our American media is comprised of the most self-important twat farmers on the planet, and they truly believe that they are enlightened and the masses just haven’t caught up with the times. Everything they say and do just proves Ricky Gervais’ point for him.

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • Ricky Gervais 2024
    January 9, 2020 at 2:39 am

    Fuck the woke Hollywood elite!
    America really does not care about your zinfandel farts.

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 8, 2020 at 4:39 am

    “We must ensure the safety of our servicemembers…” Pelosi
    yes, we must keep them out of harms way, that’s the military’s job.

  • Yup, fk them.
    January 8, 2020 at 3:27 am

    His line about Epstein was an epic slam, especially the indictment against the audience for being friends with him and taking their own planes. Another case of (comedic) art imitating life. So much truth, can’t wait for it all to come out.

    Meryl fu#king Streep. Her smugness, pomposity and elitist attitude needs to be taken down more than a few notches. A good, dry smash in her geriatric dirt tube on video would work.
    I’d call it “Fecal Impaction”.

    I can’t imagine the helpless rage the leftist elites must be feeling. They propped up Killary and even though the fix was in and all the supposedly legit polls called for her to ascend to the throne, she went down in flames.
    God, that was a wondrous moment when they finally had to admit Trump won. After 8 years of seeing a fraud in the driver’s seat, it was exhilarating to watch the number blow past 270 on live tv.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 8, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      Wow, that was your Gettysburg Address.

      I’m voting for YOU in 2024.

      Shit, you could get me to sell Real Estate.

      Where are the fucking Glengarry Leads???????

  • only straight guy in Northampton
    January 7, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Julia Turner Matt Brennan, where do i begin? Fucking left wing elitists, who have never worked a 40 hour week in their pathetic, trust funded lives. I would love to just slap Brennan so hard in the head, not punch, SLAP, that his glasses and vagina both fly across the room and land in his fucking hummus and stone wheat crackers !! .. As for Turner, dinner at a 5 star restaurant, ply her with some wine, back to the Hotel where I have the Division 1 Hampton College Football team waiting to run a train on this hubristic cunt.. OH FUCK, looking at her is like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard…. Fuck re these people irritating, Gervais hit it out of the park last night and these pretentious twats and man boys can’t stand being verbally bitch slapped…

    • Gina GirL
      January 8, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      That sounds like my kind of Friday night fun 🙂

  • RICKY GERVAIS IS GOD
    January 7, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    RICKY GERVAIS IS GOD

  • Who Flung Cum
    January 7, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    I haven’t been to a movie theatre in years. He’s not wrong..

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 7, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Tom Hanks is a kiddie diddler and he will be exposed.

    Mark me.

  • Clitarios Doosh
    January 7, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    All those “entertainers” and no sense of humor.

  • Who Cares What Celebrities Think
    January 7, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Watching the crowd on the video you provided shows how out of touch these useless celebrities are. On a side note does anyone think Meryl Streep is even a little bit attractive or talented? I think she’s ugly and talentless. Maybe she ducked the skin off of the Weinstein Brother’s dicks. There has to be a logical explanation

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm

      Dino Di Laurentius said it to her face.

      And then acted as if she wasn’t they when she spoke to him in Italian.

      Be like Dino Di Laurentius in all things.

  • Hugh Mungous
    January 7, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    This is why these fucking cunts are going to lose in November, Absolutely nothing better like poking these douche bags right in the eyes like Moe Howard

  • Cheddah
    January 7, 2020 at 2:56 pm

    Being a proud Irish-American I must admit that I’ve never been that big of a fan of Brits or British culture (except a few awesome rock bands and Guy Ritchie) however I must say that I am a huge fan of RG now! I just hope that when THEY assassinate him he goes quickly and clean.

  • Aspiring Street Rapper from the mean streets of Cohasset
    January 7, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    Boycott Hollywood. We’ll see how virtuous they are when they’re no longer making millions. I’m sick and tired of pseudo-celebrities and their virtue signaling bs. Most of them are into drugs, alcohol and cheating on their spouses. They can GF themselves.

  • Big fan
    January 7, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    “if you if you constantly post about politics you’re a miserable drip I don’t want to be around.”

    Yeah got to start a blog for that

  • white girl occasionally wasted
    January 7, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    Self important thespians. Entertain us and collect your absurdly high paychecks. Otherwise, kindly shut the fuck up. The rest of us are too busy making the world function and all. Cheers!

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 7, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    Dear California
    Get ready for the big earthquake and fuck you. Show solidarity with the homeless and go take a shit in the street.

    • Cheddah
      January 7, 2020 at 2:49 pm

      Makes me wanna jam out to the song AEnema by TOOL.
      “ LEARN TO SWIM !!! “

  • LOLz
    January 7, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    So true. No one care what celebrities have to say about things.

    It’s fired teachers blogging from their basement in central Mass that matter most!

    • Big fan
      January 7, 2020 at 2:18 pm

      Hey, Uncle Turtleboy knows comedy! All you have to do is write crotch fruit BLT-123 Diego disease over and over.

    • So which story..
      January 7, 2020 at 2:36 pm

      Featured you?

    • Julie the Jarhead
      January 7, 2020 at 3:13 pm

      UT should make up his mind: Does he want to be Twitchy / Breitbart or does he want to be Barstool?

      • Time To Grow Up
        January 7, 2020 at 4:16 pm

        Do you want a job?
        Let’s be honest you were insignificant in the Marines
        You have zero to offer society and your lousy opinion and comments don’t count

        • Corinth Arkadin
          January 7, 2020 at 6:34 pm

          No woman has EVER been a real Marine.

  • Finn
    January 7, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Lil Jimmy Norten – I love you.

    “The @latimes is garbage. “The last thing anyone needed was for the smirking master of ceremonies to reprimand them for having hope..” @rickygervais didn’t “reprimand them for having hope” you stupid, biased ass. He mocked them for being self-important, phony woke and hypocritical” – Jim Norton (EatABullet)

    Would.

    • Finn
      January 7, 2020 at 1:15 pm

      *Norton

      [damn, no editing]

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 7, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Matt Brennan would look good tied to a bumper and getting paraded around on a good ol fashioned FAG DRAG!!!

  • Couch Fart
    January 7, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    Hollywood’s pedos and eating babies all going down and Ricky subtly jabbing them for it

    Zuckerbergs wife runs Cannibal Club In LA – all sickos

    Mass arrests coming soon.

    Maga

  • Judge dread
    January 7, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    Hollywood is filled with racial leftists pedos
    Ricky who actred in the Original office and produced the American follow up- he called our the chomos for who they are.

    That’s all I have to say.

  • ChipChipperson
    January 7, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Self-hating effeminate beardo and joyless, bitchfaced mom don’t go for this sort of “humor!” #NotFunny

  • Greta
    January 7, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    You’re an American Christian conservative? Ha-ha-ha. How dare you!

  • Ignorance is bliss
    January 7, 2020 at 11:56 am

    How come nobody was worried about war when Iran was seizing cargo ships left and right in international waters. I didnt hear the left crying when they set our embassy on fire(for the second time). Our last President would empty his pockets and give his lunch money to anyone that posed a threat. This president won’t. Deal with it.

  • Said Everyone
    January 7, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Well done Ricky. It will be nice to see the world stop all this bullshit. The liberal elite have certainly lost their luster in the eyes of real Americans

  • People Against Humorless Cunts
    January 7, 2020 at 11:42 am

    No, that was absolutely what NEEDED to happen. I can’t believe those slippery calvinist asswipes that completely misinterpreted and spun what really happened to suit their joyless, shitty agenda.

  • Quick question
    January 7, 2020 at 11:41 am

    Now that we know the Democrats stand with terrorists I’m just wondering where they stand with drug cartels. Are they bad or good? I’m sure they could benefit from taxpayers social services. Bring em on in to our sanctuary cities. We can make them hot chocolate and write poems. I’m sure they will like that.

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