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Hyde Park Meth Mongoose Tried To Get Another YouTube Show To Expose Me Because DCF Won’t Let Him Talk About Turtleboy And It Didn’t Go The Way He Planned


Last we heard from the Hyde Park Meth Mongoose Mike Giannetti he announced that he was taking a break from social media and becoming voluntarily homeless per orders of DCF, after he appeared on Turtleboy Live ranting and raving at 11 PM with his baby lying on a mattress just feet from him.

He sent me 10 voicemails rambling on about people I’ve never heard of before, and I hadn’t heard from him since.

But you just knew there was no way he could stay quiet for long. After all, it’s not like he’s serious about getting his kid back or anything. Apparently a guy named Tobe contacted a YouTube/podcaster out of Florida named Royce Lopez, who has 7-8K subscribers on YT, and told them that they need to put Giannetti on their show. Tobe, who likely is trolling Giannetti, told the Meth Mongoose to contact them to help his case, knowing he would make a fool of himself, and he did so in the most Giannetti way possible. Start listening around the 36:30 mark.

These guys were so confused.

Hearing someone else read Giannetti messages out loud for the first time is Grade A comedy. Of course Mike immediately started off by assuming that these guys know or care who Turtleboy is, and began his usual tirade about his YouTube view count.

Giannetti: “Someone told me you could help and I had 160K viewers on YouTube and Turtleboy stocked me and muted me and he extorted PayPal and anyone tho supported him Turtleboy blocked from the site”

Royce: “I don’t even know who you are or what you’re talking about. Who told you to contact me?”

Giannetti: “Me and my girl got sober and I put documentation on line and he had all his viewers call DCF and start messing with my life, I don’t know why but they told me you don’t play that”

Royce: “Then I got the biggest wall of text, and I get a lot of wall of text. I’m gonna read every single word of this fucking crazy, unhinged rant.”

Oh, trust me, you will never see a wall of text like a wall of text you get from Giannetti.

Royce: “There wasn’t one period in that, it was all one sentence.”

And unfortunately there wasn’t one period with his baby momma, which is why DCF had to come to the rescue in the first place.

Giannetti admitted that DCF explicitly told him not to talk about Turtleboy anymore, so he figured having a third party do it instead would be OK.

Giannetti: “I’m told DCF not to talk about him. I guess I could give you his name and shit because I’m a rapper.”

Oh, he’s a rapper alright.

You’ve never seen so many poop emojis on a livestream in your life.

They were so confused.

Royce: “What the f*** is a Turtleboy?”

Giannetti: “He’s changed his name and I’ve found out some scary shit about him”

Royce: “Are you drugs homie? Because you sound manic.”

Royce: “Tobe sent this rabid lunatic at me. Now I wish this was over, I wish it was done, and I said just leave me alone. But that wasn’t enough for him, and he sent me even more.”

Giannetti: “I should’ve known it was a trick. The idiot named Turtleboy had called DCF”

Royce: “Now, do you think that it ended? No, it did not end.”

Giannetti: “I sent you tax with the dude sending me your name so how does that make me on drugs? I had proof on this and this I had fax on him.”

Royce: “We’re gonna be joining the other guys side (Turtleboy) because we don’t wanna be with that guy.”

I went to check out Giannetti’s page to see what he’s been up to. Turns out he’s still pretending to be a Dad who’s fighting to get his kid back.

Focusing on exploiting the baby as a model so he can get crack money.

Speaking ill of Live Show cohost Bret Killoran.

He’s posting about the women who died after he gave them drugs, and pretending to care about them.

He’s exposing the cops for “breaking his arm.”

And ranting about his rap views, his ex getting restraining orders, ESPN, NASA, non-profits, DCF, and so much more.

He tried so hard to use periods at the beginning there and it was going so well. Then he went full Giannetti, and when you do that it looks like urban dictionary got blown up by ISIS.

Anyway, I have no idea what Royce’s show is all about but I feel like we need to collaborate in order to talk about the Hyde Park Meth Mongoose. If you know how to reach him have him email me at turtleboysports@gmail.com.


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50 Comment(s)
  • John Wayne Gacy
    March 27, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Mike you any good with a sawzall or nail gun? I’ve got work and
    am looking to hire.

  • Cleamus
    March 27, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    Rubber Ducky your the one
    You make ratchetry so much fun

  • Sandusky Breath
    March 27, 2021 at 10:10 am

    Just look at his picture at the top of the blog.The hair cut shave and the ultra thin moustache.Appears to be wearing make up as well.No doubt he has drained a bunch of dongs in his day.If he stayed off drugs I could have made him a soap caddy for the coaches shower room at Penn State.

  • Michael Giannetti
    Hyde Park is winning Ratchet Madness in 2021
    March 27, 2021 at 6:25 am

    Fuckin Giannetti, smoking cocaine and texting again haha. My buddy who obviously I’m not gonna name has been selling him coke daily the last few weeks. He keeps taking about Turtleboy, DCF (and Floyd Mayweather for some reason)but none of us care. Guy literally can’t put down his friggin phone unless he’s in a nod. This moron is comedy gold. Glad he’s sharing it with everyone who visits this site instead of just us.

    • Drink Clorox
      March 27, 2021 at 8:17 am

      You and your friend are shitbags.
      Drink Clorox, heard it cures viruses such as you too.

  • Paul Shanley
    March 27, 2021 at 1:54 am

    Shared a sleeping bag with Mike in his youth.Summer camp Milton Blue Hills.
    Had a tender brown eye.

    Do a freestyle rap battle
    March 26, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    Please do. I need to show my son what failure looks like when two 40 year old virgins are doing middle school stuff.
    This dude is like your little bro, you guys are so alike.

  • Tip your 40 for Eric yo. E-money this one for you.
    March 26, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    Eric Leach was definitely one of Giannetti’s boys!! You can tell just by looking at his mugshot him and Giannetti are chums. Another stand up guy gone too soon.

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    March 26, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    Thanks, TB, for reminding me that no matter how shitty my life gets, it’ll never, and I mean EVER, approach that level of holy fuck eat a gun already fucked up.

  • Bender
    March 26, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    I tried to translate into machine language, and I ran out of ROM

  • Battle of the Tormentors
    March 26, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    ST should do a sit down interview with Giannetti for a blog.

    • DiZ
      March 27, 2021 at 8:24 am

      Well they are both greasy scumbags, so it might work

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Wellington Circle Underwear Freak
    March 26, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Would not blow. Mark the date

  • Kamala is a common whore
    March 26, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    Giannetti is a greasy dago cocksucker

  • Simp doing Simp things
    March 26, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    Is it a hate crime is both or you are (or at least look) disabled?

    This is real low hanging rotted fruit, but Simp here always goes for that.
    He learned his lesson when the yoga lady’s lawyer was pounding him like a newbie at Meth mile.
    Simp doing Simp things.

    • Black guy named Jeff who’s shtick is up
      March 26, 2021 at 2:47 pm

      Rapist doing rapist things. Jeff is the lowest form of life. A filthy black man who drugs and rapes underage girls. I’m so happy he lost his job. I hope he loses everything or whatever he has. I can’t imagine it being much. He is a broke deadbeat. He’ll be living under a bridge in less than 3 years. Some people can pull off dressing as a woman but not him. He looks absolutely ridiculous.
      He definitely cries himself to sleep at night. He try’s so desperately to be important and liked but has no shot at a decent life. He’s just a black guy named Jeff who’s shtick is up.

      • Doofus
        March 27, 2021 at 9:22 am


  • Ex employee at the exchange
    March 26, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    Holy Shit it’s Mikey Nods!! He use to run around Central Square. He had absolutely no hustle to support his habit. He couldn’t boost because all the stores knew him. He was way too manic and all over the place to panhandle. He gave a lot of blow jobs behind the needle exchange. I’m shocked he’s still alive tbh. It’s really impressive that he’s not dead. He would blow guys who allegedly had the bug without batting and eye. Absolute mad man when he’s on the shit. Mikey Nods

  • Evicted fuckin neighbor
    March 26, 2021 at 1:19 pm

    So get this shit. This morning I tried breaking into Brets basement to steal Paula’s gigantic panties out of the dryer again. Well the bitch caught me. His eyes were all red and he was super paranoid. He was mumbling incoherently about some snail lady and how he really loves her and he can’t figure out how he did land her. Well anyway I got the panties cause Bret went out back to hit the stem. Who’s got that Netflix password?

    • The real ST / Matt Dizio
      March 26, 2021 at 1:27 pm

      You’re about as funny as my imposter.

    • Still Wearing Black Face
      March 26, 2021 at 5:22 pm

      I agree with Dizio. You’re not funny at all. I’m actually embarrassed for you. You should try something else, being funny, witty or amusing isn’t you thing. Maybe you’d be good at Yelp reviews?

  • Judge dread
    March 26, 2021 at 1:01 pm

    hahaha “my girl got sober”

    But he is still on the meth. I bet his girl was on the fent and sobered up for like a week.

    What a bunch of meth heads. You cannot make shit like this up.

  • Mike Giannetti's Armani Suit
    March 26, 2021 at 12:56 pm

    More homosexual than Liberace.

  • Jay Z
    March 26, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    Does anyone have Mike’s cell phone number? I would like to give this very talented rapper a record deal on Def Jam. We are light on white artists right now and man can this guy rap. Fresh rhymes, great energy and almost poetic themes. Really stirs the soul. I would also like him to a duet with my wife, Beyonce. I imagine a VERY steamy video in which Mike and Beyonce are in the hot tub together getting very intimate. Ooh, I can’t wait.

  • Poops Magee
    March 26, 2021 at 12:39 pm

    Closing in on 200 lbs of bowel movement produced this month on the all-McRib diet. Can I hit the threshold? Stay tuned!

    • Curious
      March 26, 2021 at 1:17 pm

      Were you made retarded or did you become that way over time?

      • Poops Magee
        March 26, 2021 at 3:58 pm

        Responding while taking a violent dump!

        • This Jerkoff has never made anyone laugh but he tries so hard
          March 26, 2021 at 5:28 pm

          You’re not funny at all guy. Poop jokes? Really guy? I guess no one told you but those stopped being funny right around elementary school. I bet you embarrass your family on the regular and by that I mean they’re embarrassed by you!

          • Poops Magee
            March 26, 2021 at 6:40 pm

            My seven year old son just got into my fecal stash! Smeared himself head to toe and screamed “I’m black! Black Lives Matter!” Only downside is he depleted a good amount of this month’s weigh in. Good news is Door Dash has seven more McRibs on the way!

  • Basement Interior Design Specialist
    March 26, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    Who gives a shit? Go back to shaming people selling used mattresses on Facebook marketplace for $40. If you printed the blog as a news paper I’d wipe my ass with it. I will say I am enjoying watching you unravel!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      March 26, 2021 at 12:25 pm

      Bristol, hon, time to move on. Let it go.

  • capone181
    Obama Bin Lootin
    March 26, 2021 at 12:16 pm

    Speech writer for Joe Biden!

  • capone181
    Obama Bin Lootin
    March 26, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    I think this guy would be a good community organizer.

  • John Henry
    March 26, 2021 at 12:14 pm

    He’s wearing a Red Sox hat with a flat brim and a sticker!!!!! See!!!! My marketing demographics are so good! My team has fans! It is going to be a great year! I am going to make so much money!

  • Mike Gianetti's IQ
    March 26, 2021 at 11:51 am

    Holy shit, I couldn’t listen to that interview for more than a couple minutes. This is the kind of drug-addled, barely alive sub-human that is allowed to survive thanks to handouts. He should have been dead a long time ago. In a true meritocracy, he’d have frozen to death, starved or met some other end. But no, in Cuckachussets, he.gets endless gimmes like section 8 housing, welfare, Covid relief payments and Obama phones to keep his not-worth-a -nickel life going.

    Someone drag this thing behind a truck and get it over with. Pathetic.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 26, 2021 at 11:45 am

    Royce Lopez has a show on Youtube called Revenge of the Cis. It’s a right of center political commentary, current events show. Him and his buddy Merch are pretty funny. Highly recommended.

  • randiguy2006
    Hey Unc....
    March 26, 2021 at 11:43 am

    Hey Unc, why no blog protesting the firing of the football coach who approved of his players using anti-semetic phrases?


  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    March 26, 2021 at 11:34 am

    Mike your a Cunt.Meet me at George Wright golf course and I will break your glass jaw faster than I did Joe Corson!

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    March 26, 2021 at 11:27 am

    Regarding the interviewer. I thought Matt Patricia already had a job and was back with the Patriots where he belongs…


  • Spic Tormentor
    March 26, 2021 at 11:23 am

    Seeing sweaty wop dagos like this makes me understand why the Italians were treated they way they were in the 30’s. Hopefully this greasy nіgger wannabe gets a hot dose of fentanyl in the near future.

    • I wouldn't talk about greasballs if I looked like you
      March 26, 2021 at 11:26 am

      • Confused
        March 26, 2021 at 12:14 pm

        Isn’t Dizio Italian?

        • ST is a self hating greasy dago
          March 26, 2021 at 12:41 pm

          Yup. I would probably hate myself and my heritage too if I looked like that

    • Captain Trips
      March 26, 2021 at 11:29 am

      LMAO, now that is CLASSIC ST. Good to see you back in full form brother.

      • Spic Tormentor
        March 26, 2021 at 12:45 pm

        Thanks brother, good to see you back as well.

        Sieg heil!

  • randiguy2006
    March 26, 2021 at 11:22 am


    What the fuck is this all about and who cares?

    Go back to bashing teacher and cops. I love that shit

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 26, 2021 at 11:16 am

    This Giannetti guy should have been allowed to talk at the impeachment hearings. What a hoot that would have been.

    He does make more sense than Joe Biden though.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      March 29, 2021 at 2:46 am

      He’s always hanging around the back booth looking for discarded wontons, right Lee?

  • Observer X
    Michael Berg
    March 26, 2021 at 11:15 am

    I can’t even read through this gobbledygook.

  • Casino Scum
    March 26, 2021 at 11:08 am

    Thank God the Meth Mongoose is BAAACK!!! I was worried that he OD’d because it’s been at least a week since we e heard from him.
    I haven’t read the latest in him yet I’m in my way to work but I’m looking forward to treating myself to some great entertainment while I start my Friday night six pack!

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