This is Fern Remedi-Brown from Malden.
She’s a “senior lecturer” at BU, an instructor at Northeastern, and a former Bentley employee.
In other words, people like her are why tuition rates are so high, and why dumb 18 year olds naively sign themselves up for 20 years of debt.
Fern recently went for a bike ride at Fellsmore Pond In Malden and went full Karen on not one, not two, but three people, and then quickly ran to a community Facebook group to brag about being terrible.
Oh. My. God.
How will she ever survive? Thank God she survived this harrowing experience.
First she intentionally walked up to a guy (gasp) walking his dog, and confronted him about why he wasn’t wearing a mask in case someone like her came up and got in his face over not wearing a mask.
Then she interrupted someone’s morning exercise because they breathing heavily due to the fact that they were jogging, and demanded to know why they didn’t put a piece of fabric over their face and smother themselves some more.
Finally person #3 was attempting to get out of the house, breathe in some fresh air, and enjoy a Saturday walk around the pond, when suddenly she was accosted by a short haired woman with a hyphenated last name who accosted her and lectured her about the importance of using condoms. She told Karen that she’s been married for 30 years so the idea of having sex was foreign to her anyway.
Fern is the kind of woman who wears a mask for the sole purpose of virtue signaling, which is why she feels the need to take selfies while doing basic errands and posting them on Facebook for likes.
That’s all masks are at this point – a status symbol for woke white suburban women.
If you wear a mask while exercising that is your right, but just know that you look like a fucking idiot and everyone with a brain is laughing at you. You might as well cover yourself in bubble wrap. You have reached that level of crazy.
What’s really crazy is that people like this are taken seriously instead of being mocked relentlessly for being so comical.
“You disagree with my need to have a virus-free environment.”
That’s not how air works stupid. Fresh air and sunlight kills the virus. It doesn’t transmit outdoors. The idea that you can catch a deadly virus by walking by someone 5 feet away from you makes my brain hurt. Viruses don’t just sit in place. That’s not how science works.
But she reveals her ultimate goal there – she wants everyone else to conform to her irrational delusions, rather than just staying home. She does have the option to stay home, but she chooses to venture out into the world because that’s what we do. We take chances.
None of that matters to Fern though because she “thinks that the breath travels.”
Ya got that? When you’re running and you breath out the air with the virus stands in place and waits for her to ride by and get it, even though she’s wearing a mask that’s supposed to prevent her from getting the virus. When someone is running with a mask on they don’t breath at all though. Literally no particles get into the atmosphere at all because you strapped a bandana around your mouth like Antifa.
Nevertheless, anyone who suggests the very rational advice that she could just stay home is being cruel.
Smothering yourself with a rag while exercising in order to make Fern feel better about herself isn’t cruel at all though.
Then again, this is the same kind of person who thinks the biggest problem facing this country right now isn’t COVID, it’s imaginary racism against Asian people.
Calm down Karen.
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Let’s see how good she breathes through a mask after a throat punch.
Looks like Fern’s Facebook page has gone private now, wonder how many pages Turtleboy has turned private? lol I’ve seen a few lately, whether they be individuals or groups like community pages.
Bear spray. Blast all Karen’s right in the face. That will teach them to mind their own business.
There is a guy in my town constantly riding his recumbent bike on town roads with his mask on. And every time I see him, I just shake my head and say’ ” What a tool “
I had to look up what a recumbent bike is. Ive seen assholes ride those things looking like they’re solely looking for attention. Doesn’t surprise me one of these idiots had a mask on. Only sperm drinking men would ride one of those.
If Karen comes within 6 feet of me to lecture me, she WILLL die….of lead poisoning.
“Virus free environment”?! There was never such a thing. There are millions of bugs all around us, all of the time. Always have been, always will be. There inside all of us as well.
The hypocrisy of these SJW / Karens is staggering. They hate conservatives and think its THEIR environment, park, world, universe whatever. Consequently, THEY have a right to tell YOU what to do and all the powers of heaven can’t protect you from their wrath. They are no better than their commie heroes like that little fucker in China, the fat kid in North Korea or any of the other dictators that came down the pike.
Hey Perfesser, I met plenty of your type in college and grad school. I had no respect for you then and even less now. Go teach your virtual class on racism is all the white man’s fault to a bunch of man hating dykes and spineless white guys that secretly want to be dominated by the dykes. Leave the rest of us alone to try and figure out how to clean this mess up that you think is what “we” deserved for supporting Trump.
As for me, I wear my mask, but that’s my choice, my business. You don’t want to wear one, then don’t. But NEVER tell me or anyone else over the age of 18 what to do…fucking twat twit………..
All Karens should wear hijabs and burkas, covering up from head to toe, and they probably would if Regulator Baker told them to.
She claims to be a lecturer at BU. Remember BU? That was the place that somehow awarded AOC some kind of degree in economics, a subject about of which AOC has made absolutely clear to everyone she knows and understands nothing. The value of a BU degree, and of BU itself, has since plunged to zero. Not a place you want to be affiliated with.
So, it will be near 80 Friday. Let’s say someone takes their young kid to the beach wearing a mask (I personally would say fuck that, no mask). The kid overheats, struggles to breathe, because its a kid, they don’t say anything and passes out from heat stroke. Will that make you stupid mask Nazi’s happy?
If it’s any consultation to Karen here, I’ve never been sexually aroused by oriental broads..
Jesus H Christ, I hope you are just joking. Or from the wwII era. My first indoctrination of yellow fever came as a young teen when i first discovered Kobe Tai and then Mia Smiles. Around the same time I would catch the news on necn and Kristy Lee was one of the anchors. I was hooked. Nowadays i follow Liberty Zabala, a weather chick out of san diego. Hey, I understand the slanted pussy isn’t for everyone but its high quality. Pro tip: You need to inform some of them that they need to keep the pussy bald
Fuck them and their “autoimmune” disease! Auto immune is the new gluten to these virtue signally fucking twats.
If you want to wear a mask, wear one. You know what I, and millions of other adults do, when we see people with-out a mask? We mind our own fucking business.
There is a picture of this lady with a champagne bottle sticking out of her ass.
Fucking cunt.
My mother grew up in this neighborhood in Malden in the 1950s. Such Karens did not exist and if she was running around yelling at random people she would have been sent up to Danvers State Mental Hospital for a lobotomy. Its ok though one of the illegals she supports may rape/ rob her on that very trail, but at least he’ll be wearing a mask!
These masks are 2-sided right? The inside keeps you from infecting me, the outside keeps me from infecting you. That way, only 1 of us needs a mask… and that 1 person is you.
“To make a long story short” it makes sense that fiddle head Fern would “jump on the band wagon” and find the great unmasked to be the “last straw” while “in the heat of the moment” riding her bike. She teaches fuzzy foreigners idiomatic expressions at Northeastern U and simply couldn’t let the “sleeping dogs lie”. Someday Fern may just receive a “taste of her own medicine”. Fern clearly believes that “drastic times call for drastic measures”. I don’t want to “judge a book by its cover” or “beat around the bush” but I think ol’ Fern may have”bitten off more than she can chew”.
I’m proud of you you hyphenated cunt douchebag
I’m her neighbor
She’s got a hyphenated last name and she’s married to a big fat negroe bartender who is collecting unemployment and selling weed on the side
She’s a real piece of shit and a negroe is the only thing that would put his dick in her
This old douchebag looks like joe Torre with tits
Newsweek just posted an article saying Karen’s were the opposite of what Karen’s are.
“ Most recently, “Karen” is being used to describe women who feel entitled not to follow social distancing guidelines or stay at home orders. Another tweet described a man violating CostCo’s policy by not wearing a mask as “Karen’s little brother Kyle.”‘
Check that out…
Whenever a nickname hits the mark, the left will try to steal it. ‘Karen’ has hit the mainstream & is HIGHLY effective.
Remember ‘Snowflake’?
This pathetic attempt to hijack the word ‘Karen’ fail too.
There was a lady that called into a radio show one day last week, forget where she was from, complaining that all the leaf blowers now are blowing the virus around, and she was fucking serious.
She’ll comment to the wrong person one day and will never comment again after that.
She is in my area! She just uses any excuse to make leaf blowers stop hahsha
Butch Dyke parents, is there anything worse?
I’ve seen ball bags prettier than this Bitch …
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Typical Liberal Leftist hates the police but loves a police state.
So a few things to go over Fern
First is that you are supposed to. E staying home if you actually want to listen to what they want
Second is that all parks in Malden are closed so you aren’t even supposed to be there
Third is that you’re not supposed to ride your bicycle in a sidewalk because it’s for pedestrians and is actually illegal
Fourth is that the city you live in is full of illegal aliens which is also not only illegal but a felony
I could go on but you know better than everyone else
f you go out bring your Karen Go Bag. Mask to hide your identity.
Spike strips and fishing line when Karens bike
Bear spray
Spray bottle labeled Covid concentrate
leave cell phone at home
put on disposable cloths and shoes you never wear
dark glasses
Fucking start old schooling these bitches. Make them eat their own mask as you beat them senseless.
Only downside is the beating will surly make her ugly ass look better. Its only up from where she is.
Have yet to see them diming out a black dude or an asian. Cause thats racist. Just fashionable white guys.
Dear Fern:
I don’t follow the arrows in the grocery store aisle’s either, ever, and just for fun, you know those footprint stickers placed 6ft apart on the floor by the cash registers, I intentionally move closer behind the other person. Then when they leave I hop on over to the next ones. . . . Next week I’m thinking of not washing my hands after I take a piss at Cumby’s
I’ve had lots of fun saying ‘Stick Em Up’ to the Cumbys clerks…..most of them laugh, but a few have had that frozen look.
My hero – you kunt!!!!!!!
If you see someone without a mask on don;t get within 6 feet of them and it really is not your problem…..
Cunt-Kunt
Maybe she should stay the fuck away from other people who are minding their business. Then nobody would need a mask.
Hey dad, never would .Not even with your dick!
dr Andrew leoung activist previously arrested for stop[ng coal trains in Ayer mass
I really love to be told what to do.
I can’t help but love these hyphenated last name women. If this were 1930s Italy’s, they would be my biggest supporters. Long live fascism.
Pro tip: if some cunt on a bike takes her hand off the handlebars to use it as a signal to wear a mask, grab the open handlebar and jack it to one direction. This will cause the Karen’s wheel to buckle and send that bitch flying.
I’d like to bury this Fern in my own fertilizer.
Fern seems nice. Wonder if she rocks a Coexist sticker on her Subaru/Prius/leftist-mobile? She is taking title of “Senior Lecturer” a bit too literally. Oh yeah and her glasses are too wide. Wasn’t Fern a character in Animal House where she attended a Smith College type institution? A movie far ahead of its time.
Her name was Fawn Liebowitz, and she was my fiancee. She was killed in a kiln accident at Emily Dickinson College.
If President Trump is morbidly obese than what the fuck is Stacey Abrams? Holy shit! Be careful before throwing out insults about peoples weight. Half of your voting base has diabetes!
The virus was sent here to kill people like her. If she feels so unsafe, park the bike bitch and keep your fugly ass inside. And if you ever talk about STD’s and condoms with another stranger I will kill you myself. Woman’s got to know her limitations.
Best comment I’ve seen all day.
She’s a J£W!
And tell your mom I said hi.
I am going to knock out the next Karen wearing a mask that talks shit to me for not wearing one. My excuse will be that I thought she said give me all your money and was robbing me, it is a valid fear when someone you do not know wearing a mask invades your personal space. I hope there is video of it as a warning to all Karen’s to shut your fucking mouth and if you run your mouth in public you’re going to have your mouth wired shut. I hope there is a boot about it here!
I stand with Fern Remedi-Brown. I confront several rule breakers a day. I chastise them, I belittle them, I even get in their faces and scream at them, yet my warnings seem to go unheeded. They just don’t get it.
It’s because your breath sounds like you just had a bender at the cheese shop.
I guarantee you that she was shouting “resist, resist, resist” just three years ago. Now she’s all about the “obey, obey, obey.”
I don’t blame this ugly cunt for wearing a mask
What a hideous looking bitch
Also she lives in a filthy third world shithole like Malden
Look, how many times do I have to say it, we don’t have any more room on the Mask Enforcement Unit. You freaking Karens understand? We are full up! We can’t afford to pay you!
How bout we make a deal? I’ll go about my life and I get sick and die, you win the argument. If I don’t get sick and die, you stay the fuck out of society until you wind up in a nursing home and die from Wuhan Flu 20.
Raise your hand if, after reading her name, you didn’t need to see her picture to know she was a short-haired, iron-boxed, eat at the Y “Resistor.”
The useful idiots are outing themselves these days.
Her hairy snatch has 2” long beef flaps and smells like hard boiled eggs that have sat out in the sun for 2 days
I obey laws, but since I’m no longer in the Navy I don’t need to follow orders ever again.
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It wasn’t that bad, I still work for them as a civilian.
Maybe she can visit a safe injection site fuckstick charlie deemed suitable for the phase one opening and preach
Karens should wear a used kotex for a mask.
Two things about the cunt:
1. She looks adopted
2. She was probably conceived on a pool table in Atlantic City by a card shark who was stuffing dollar bills in her mother’s mouth. Adoption ensues see #1.
I ran into a cunt like this in NH who chastised me for not wearing a mask in 7 eleven.
I ignored her and then watched as she unknowingly cross contaminated herself and ingested. She cursed at me and left the store. As I left the store I began to educate her about how she put her own health in jeopardy by toching a soda despenser with bare hands and then using those same hands to put food in her mouth, she even licked her fingers I didnt warn her while she was engaging in this behavior becsuse of her attitude towards me. i said you endangered your own health moron so before you come at me check your own stupidity and for good measure I told her the spare tire tube around her waist was also a health risk.
Stupid CUNT
Has she ever heard about units of measure such as volume or mass? The odds of inhaling this virus while standing outside in a park are worse than winning Powerball 10 times out of 10 tries. Anyone who gets accosted by one of these fruit loops outdoors should tell them to go hump a St. Bernard.
Those people were way too nice to her. Had that been me, I would have taught her a whole new string of vulgarities the likes of which she has never heard. And then I would let my dog off the leash to see how fast she can run.
Hopefully she reads this. That way she would learn that there are numerous entities who are collecting names of cunts like this. Your comeuppance is near.
When I grew up there (a) people like Fern were scarce, but more importantly (b) a gang of kids would have surrounded Ms Fern and pelted her with rocks if she tried that sh*t.
Glad I escaped that area late last century because it is now foreign nationals, moronic liberals, with a few hangers-on.
Amen, Brother. After purchasing my house almost ten years ago, the last few months have me seriously considering selling it for the first time and moving the fuck out of this state. Fuck Massachusetts and all the fucking morons that live here. Time to look for a place to live where the fucking lunatics are far and few between.
Maybe I’ll be courteous and let Fern (781) know ahead of time (640) where my maskless self (4741) will be ….
But whatever you don’t call and bother her ☺
This is from yesterday Salem news….
An officer was sent to Vinnin Liquors, 371 Paradise Road, at 7:40 p.m., to speak with employees after two of them were reported not to be wearing masks.
A woman called police from Rainbow Road, at 5:40 p.m., to say she had seen a few pairs of teens on bicycles today and they were not wearing masks, and she wondered if the governor had changed the rules. She said she wasn’t sure whether the kids were siblings, but knows at least one pair was not. She said they were no longer in the area, but she will call if they return.
A social-distancing patrol was dispatched, at 2 p.m., to the vicinity of Lothrop and Dane streets.
At 4 p.m., an officer was dispatched to make citywide mask compliance checks.
Police were sent to 18 Bates St., at 6 p.m. after someone complained about a gathering that was not observing social-distancing and mask regulations. The complaint was unfounded.
These Karen busybodies are really getting super annoying. The kids biking takes the prize. They’re friggin riding their bikes outdoors. “Has the governor’s order changed?” How about you read it for comprehension?
My friend works in a cleaners, lots of steam, heat, and so on. She’s the only one working in the place, thus she doesn’t have to wear a mask. A customer comes in, she puts it on. A Karen came in last week and was all aghast, shaming her and my friend told her the above. She leaves in a huff and a little later a town official pays a visit and within moments, knew my friend was in the right and the Karen was off base. He said at this point if calls come in he just yes’s the person and then doesn’t even follow up as he knows it’s people not minding their own business.
She looks like the type that never shaved and her snatch is bushier than the hair on her head.
Of course, no man goes there with her anymore……
“If I were as fugly as you, ma’am (or sir, whatever feels right), I’d wear a mask too”
1st response: “My dog usually enforces social distancing for me, but he loves the smell of dirty pussy, which is why he didn’t bite you”.
2nd response: “I was social distancing until you invaded my space”.
3rd response: “My body, my choice. Now go F yourself Karen”
Editor’s note: I believe it is FellsmEre Pond.
Hahaha my body my choice!
#MeToo #Fabricsaveslives
Leave my sister alone! Or I’ll make up a false report to the police for not wearing a mask while harassing her and using sexual vulgarities!
This plandemic has really brought out the true nature of all the wahhhmans. Imagine if we were truly in a teotwawki situation. It’s so sad that people need so much damn attention especially the wahhmans. At least men (for the most part unless they have sally hands down syndrome) know how to find solitude during this time. I actually kind of feel bad for these wahhmans husbands or boyfriends. Just kidding! If you allow your wahhman to act like this while also walking all over you it’s your own fault! Some of you men really need to just pound your wahhman out for a few minutes then their attitudes might change. The problem with that is a lot of men or boyfriends or these wahhman are actually homosexuals in disguise! Point of that has been proven by PP and also other sources. It is estimated that at least 47% of married men with children are looking for side action from younger men. No wonder these harpies turn all violent. You do gay dudes in marriages really need to start fucking your wives instead of little boys. Take one for the team ever so often so us normal folk dont have to hear these harpies go on a rampage over a mask that does not work! You married them no fuck them.
Fuck yeah motherfucker. Sounds like a total sausage fest I’m in!
Baker has ZERO authority to lock the state down wake the fuck up people!! Guarantee she was picking up depression, anxiety, add meds, and pain meds but we are the crazy ones. And this crazy bitch is shaping college kids minds
Frank, Governor Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.
Casual Observation:
This lady is worried about her safety. She survived the Spanish Flu, I think she’ll be OK.
Hey Fern, you know where there’s a “virus-free environment”? The moon. Go there.
And this is the person who is teaching kids. This person who thinks she can protect herself from a microscopic virus with a piece of fabric.
Might as well practice witch craft.
I do see your point however the moon is not far enough away for her and her kind! there is a bacteria that lives and thrives there
(13 species of bacteria make streptococcus mitis which can also cause a type of influenza) which is a virus! She and the rest need to leave our galaxy to be safe.
I very much look forward to seeing your comment’! You made me drop the bowl! Thankfully it was made in Salem with American Glass.
Have a great day and stay safe/sane out there!
Major?
See how good her mask works after I spit in her eye.
As funny as that would be broham dont do it! That’s a one way ticket to the clink with a dangerousness hearing holding you with no bail. You know the DA would try to bury you under the jail also. Those demokkkratic woman who often dress like the white men they hate all stick together!
If she approached me I would say show me your badge. If she said she didn’t have one, I would tell her Fuck You.
BADGES?!?!? BADGES?!?!?! Karens don’t need no stinking BADGES!