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Hyphenated Social Justice Poons Attack Hangover Pub For “Sexist” Post About Delicious Food On International Women’s Day

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Today is international woman’s day, and the Hangover Pub in Worcester attempted to recognize that on the Facebook machine:

What does poutine have to do with women? I don’t know. You don’t know. They don’t know. All I know is, I need that to go down gullet. Right now.

But unfortunately the picture has now been taken down because a couple rabid social justice warriors decided that this would be the business they attacked today in the name of faux social justice:

Wait…..what?? What are we offended by this time? Holy wokey moley! Only men like sweet and sour pork poutine? “We all know we would be lost without you” is insulting to women? Good God. These people really, really, really need to get laid once in a while. There’s no other explanation. It’s just not possible to be this miserable all the time if you’re getting any sort of push push.

If you’re an old school turtle rider you know who Jonathan Hardy-Lavoie is by now. He wasn’t always Jonathan Hardy-Lavoie. He just hyphenated his name when he got married because it was easier than chopping his dick off.

Jonathan Hardy-Lavoie has been leading unsuccessful boycott campaigns of Turtleboy for three years straight now:

“I’d like to register my disgust and disappointment with your company for advertising with Turtle Boy Sports. There is a growing resentment among those in the Worcester community towards this blog, the toxic sentiments it contains, and those who support such antagonistic expression. The sort of sexist, racist material that regularly is posted to that site is really something that you as a business might do well to distance yourself from. Please consider the impact your business has on Worcester and remember that hatred casts a long shadow.”

This is the difference between us and them. We support great local businesses filled with bacon and poutine, and they seek to destroy them.

The best part about these maggots is that no matter how bad they fail (which is the only thing they’re good at) they never, ever, ever, stop trying. They never stop and think to themselves,

“Why are we failing so badly? When we started boycotting this blog in 2015 they only had a couple thousand followers. Now they have millions. Maybe we should try a different strategy? Nah, fuck it. More boycotts.”

Look, I don’t get what the post means either. But guess what? It’s the thought that counts. They mixed virtue signaling with delicious food and it came out confusing, but more importantly it came out delicious. 

P.S. My favorite part about these hypocrites is when they share our blogs and get called out on it: 

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41 Comment(s)
  • Kegger
    March 11, 2018 at 6:49 am

    The business Routinely blocks a public sidewalk on pond street with its dumpster and employee cars .

  • Sloppy
    March 10, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Seriously, what is the deal with wimpy liberal men and Woody Allen eyeglasses?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 9, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    Looks like he’s boycotting razors too….and perhaps showers

  • William Lynch
    March 9, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    Best joke ever was about why men make more money. We make more money because when that time comes and the Titanic is sinking it’s women and children first. Your feminism goes out the window then.

  • Doc
    March 9, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    Shepherd’s. Shepherd’s Pie. That is the only error in the original post.

  • Ashton Templeton-Witherspoon
    March 9, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    I celebrated International Women’s Day by giving my wife and daughters a break from ironing my shirts by giving them an extra 15 minutes to watch Ellen. They’re good girls, and I was happy to acknowledge them.

  • juror seven esq.
    March 9, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Jonathan Hardy-Lavoie, come on down. You’ve just won a all expenses paid overnight stay at the House of Many Cums located in Shrewsbury.
    We advise that you bulk up by eating lots of Pineapples before you arrive.

  • Stunt Penis
    March 9, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    I’m confused by the pictures at the top of the article. Is that the before and after-transition pictures? Which way did she/he go? male to female or female to male?

  • Alex Reimer
    March 9, 2018 at 10:35 am

    I totally support this guy and any and all SJW’s. Oh and if you know if any 5 year olds looking for a fight, I’ll take em on!


  • Jack Mehoff
    March 9, 2018 at 10:20 am

    He must have married another man. No self respecting woman would marry a pant load like him.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    March 9, 2018 at 9:31 am

    He was the kid who got stuffed in his locker every day while he was in school and never took gym. Grew up to have a VERY punchable face, in fact I’d like to grab a quick bite at the Hangover then run by Douchebag’s place and give him a couple belts in the mouth, maybe stuff him in a trash can to remind him of his high school days. What a pair of morons, they should be apologizing to the plants and trees for making them work overtime by stealing all that oxygen. The only thing worse than an SJW – is the SJW with a hyphenated last name…

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 9, 2018 at 4:01 pm

      Awesome post – made my day. Accurate too

  • Troubled Nostrils
    March 9, 2018 at 9:25 am

    Are there any SJWs who DON’T wear stupid glasses? It must be part of their SJW uniform. I’d bet many don’t have a need for corrective lenses; they just wear glasses with a plain, non-Rx lens.

    • Joe six pack
      March 9, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      I’ve been wearing that style of glasses for over 25 years but after googling “soy boy” and looking at the image gallery I decided it’s time to make a change. Glasses like that used to be an acceptable alternative to shop and worksite safety glasses which was the only reason that anyone wore them. The irony

  • Marty Walsh
    March 9, 2018 at 8:50 am

    The only option for sex that Johnny and his wife has is if they tie someone down and rape them. (FYI: Rape is always an option for the end of any first date.)

  • LSD
    March 9, 2018 at 8:06 am

    What is Poutine?

    • KimberlyS
      March 9, 2018 at 11:41 am

      I think it has something to do with french fries, gravy, and cheese – all good things 🙂

    • itsjustme
      March 9, 2018 at 12:47 pm

      It’s French, but it’s basically French fries and gravy, if I’m not mistaken. My sister married a French guy and that was the first time I ever heard of it.

    • citypoint
      March 9, 2018 at 1:39 pm

      Poutine is kinda like French fries with a cheese sauce that smothers it.
      Heart attack on a plate but fucking delicious.

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      March 9, 2018 at 3:26 pm

      The Russiane presidente.

  • on02151blueline
    March 9, 2018 at 7:49 am

    Can someone make this old fart a Turtleboy–English dictionary please? Ratchet? Poon I think I can figure out. Cooch Critter? Paint Chip Pubestache? Grundelqueef? Scrotum toad? Gutter pube? Meatwallet? Porridge Penguin?

    • Diane Woods emerson
      March 9, 2018 at 6:13 pm

      The made up words are
      The best part. Use your imagination and then go back and read a bunch of blogs. You will catch on. Until there is a dictionary you are on your own.
      Ratchet is used a lot because the skanks and scumbags tend to lend themselves so easily to being criticized. Pube stache is just what it sounds like , most males
      Of the ratchet species have unkept, pubic hair like face things they think are cool.
      Other things in common are google trphies or: arrest ,back child support , and any clothing and hats displaying Chicago Bulls. That may be part
      Of their mating ritual we don’t know for sure yet.
      Hope this helps a little. I was confused at first too. Lol

  • JoeMomma
    March 9, 2018 at 7:45 am

    Thanks for the info snowflakes, looks like I’ll be taking the wife to the Hangover Cafe. Snowflake boycotts are great, you can always find a good place by visiting whomever they are protesting.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      March 9, 2018 at 5:00 pm

      That’s true. The more the snowflakes hate ’em, the higher the rating

  • Stunt Penis
    March 9, 2018 at 7:30 am

    No matter how fucked up they are, just think about how fucked up their kids are when they finally do breed.

  • I See Dumb People
    Fucking Pathetic
    March 9, 2018 at 7:21 am

    Holy fuck these people can be offended by anything !!!! These peoples parents failed them if ypu ask me who in the actual fuck gets offended by a post from a resturaunt that is posting a special for womans day … Im disgusted by these whack jobs … Can we just gather all the pussy offended fucks up and send them to thier own island so they can sun gaze and starve please … It would really make this world a better place

  • Barry
    March 9, 2018 at 7:21 am

    It finally clicked. Traditional gender pronouns just don’t work for everyone. Which pronouns were used for eunuchs? Maybe we just need to start using those again.

    • Lex
      March 9, 2018 at 8:12 am

      Well, because eunuchs are guys, they were called “he”. Like guys who dress up like girls, get castrated, and take female hormones are still “he’s”.

  • Ole Rando
    March 9, 2018 at 7:12 am

    One of these days, society is going to get their fill of these motherfuckers. When that happens, fucknuts like these two are gonna get their fucking heads smashed in.

  • dodgeball target
    March 9, 2018 at 5:19 am

    Both of these women need some love..

    • Ed
      March 9, 2018 at 6:59 am

      I’d stuff out big Jon.

  • MrSparkle
    March 9, 2018 at 4:54 am

    His ginger eyebrows are freaking me out.

    March 9, 2018 at 12:52 am

    If my dog was as much of a tool as you, I’d shave its ass and make it kill itself!!

  • Throat Denter
    March 9, 2018 at 12:32 am

    I don’t know this weirdo but he looks like he’s tried cock. More than once.

  • Beantown Buck
    March 9, 2018 at 12:15 am

    Wow, what scumbags.  Attempting to hurt a thriving Worcester, small business for what reason??

  • Steven Stover
    March 8, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    I just started a thread in another site about male SJW’s all having Hyphenated names. Ton’s of laughs.

  • z
    March 8, 2018 at 11:36 pm

    Men should never take selfies using the “nu-male smile”. Look it up, they’ve actually termed it.

    “Nu-male Smile, also known as the Soylent Grin, Nu-Male Face and Cuckface, is an internet slang term referring to a facial expression associated with men described as nu-male or Soy Boys who are photographed expressing surprise or excitement with their mouth agape.”

    I actually prefer Soylent Grin.

    Did you know that Jack White was born John Anthony Gillis and when he married Meg White, he took her last name and kept it after they divorced. Weird dude but great musician.

    • Ramon
      March 9, 2018 at 6:34 am


  • Fitzy
    March 8, 2018 at 11:05 pm

    Imagine how badly they must have been made fun of as kids. This is what bullying can do. Remember the kids that were looked down upon by everyone and just had no place? This is how they end up. It kinda makes me sad.

  • Lazy Yanks
    March 8, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    Cool, another spot to check out and support.
    These pussyhats should check their privilege perhaps.
    That and poutain isn’t for pussies.

    • bigdaddy
      Hugh Jass
      March 9, 2018 at 6:35 am

      Just look at me I was bullied as a kid and turned out to be a real fucking asshole

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