There’s a lot of shit going on this world, but I think it’s important for us all to take a step back and agree on one thing – we are so fucking blessed to be New England Patriots fans. Make no doubt about it – God clearly loves us more. That’s the only logical explanation for what happened last night. They should’ve gotten killed. They were missing the greatest quarterback and greatest tight end in NFL HISTORY in the same game. They were playing a backup quarterback getting his first NFL start, and first meaningful NFL snaps. Their two best pass rushers from last year were suspended (Ninkovich) and on the other team (Chandler Jones). Literally every single ESPN “expert” said we were gonna lose:
Every expert except for Turtleboy:
The Patriots just played the NFC Super Bowl favorite in their own stadium, without Tom Brady and Gronk. The NFL had to orchestrate a two year sting operation, sue us in federal court, and give out an unprecedented punishment to the GOAT to try to stop us. And it still didn’t work. We just came back stronger.
That’s how much God smiles on us.
Because at the end of the day we still have Bill Belichick, and those plays that were called for Jimmy G last night were brilliant. But some of those throws he made had some serious zip to it. He ain’t Brady, but he’s already better than at least 60-70% of starting quarterbacks in this league. It’s gonna be sad and almost unfair when Brady and Gronk actually return. Brady is gonna be angrier than ever, and just do awful, terrible things to each and every team that has the misfortune of falling on our schedule. Then Jimmy G’s stock is gonna skyrocket and we’ll probably end up getting a first round pick for him, which we’ll use on a franchise player that will lead us for the next decade. This doesn’t happen to normal teams. Only teams that are blessed by God himself. I love the New England Patriots more than life itself.
P.S. Lots of Patriot haters are gonnna bring this up:
Martellus Bennett and Devin McCourty kept their fists in the air after the anthem. pic.twitter.com/VoPWkipGbl
— Rich Hill (@PP_Rich_Hill) September 12, 2016
Newsflash – Bennett and McCourty were putting their fists in the air for Tom Brady, not Colin Kaepernick. We have REAL injustices to fight on the Patriots, but we shall overcome.
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