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I Told An Arizona Cop To Do Some Inappropriate Things Because I Thought It Was Convicted Rapist Manuel Lucero Prank Calling Me Again



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We had an interesting night last night. It began inconspicuously with the YouTube Live show, and a recap of the latest death threats we got from convicted stalker Adam Walker, and convicted rapist Manuel Lucero, and why they don’t intimidate me in the least bit.


Half an hour later I got a call from a blocked number and the person on the other end was claiming to be a Prescott City, AZ police officer Officer Loughmiller, so I knew it had to be Manuel or Adam. Keep in mind, the previous day Manuel called me, pretending to be a lawyer named Eric Blackburn in Arizona and I fell for it, so pretending to be a cop is certainly in his wheelhouse. During this six minute video I repeatedly demeaned the man who I thought was Manuel Lucero, making inappropriate references to genitals and other such things.

UT: “Why don’t you take that badge and shove it up your ass?”

Cop: “Interesting conversation we’re having here.”

He told me to call the Prescott City Police Department to confirm he was in fact a cop. At this point I had no doubt in my mind that he was Manuel Lucero. It hadn’t even crossed my mind that Manuel was in Arizona, since his parole doesn’t allow him to travel over 50 miles from his mother’s house in California. And since turtle riders watching the live stream told me to call the Prescott City PD I decided to give them what they wanted.

Turns out it was an actual cop. I found this out after speaking with a couple dispatchers, who confirmed that there was a cop by that name. This meant nothing to me at first because Manuel Lucero is capable of looking up the name of a random cop and pretending to be him. Then they transferred me to Officer Loughmiller, and it turned out he was indeed a police officer. Boy was my face red! I said some pretty awful things to that cop, and I would like to humbly apologize for my foul language. I honestly thought I was speaking with a convicted sex offender who had been harassing me for the last 24 hours. I normally don’t use language like that unless the person I’m speaking to is subhuman, which I thought the officer was at the time. But at least he now knows that there is a convicted sex offender in violation of his parole who attempted to file a false police report in order to get the Prescott City Police to harass me, as I explained to him in this video.

I’d like to thank Officer Loughmiller for his patience. He appears to be a young and distinguished cop.

Officer Cameron Loughmiller joined the Prescott Valley Police Department in July 2015 and graduated with Northern Arizona Regional Training Academy Class 39 in December 2015. He quickly displayed his strong work ethic and dedication to the community.

Feel free to thank the Prescott Police for their vigilance in this matter by posting on their Facebook page here

Either way, just let it be known to Manuel and Adam – I’m not scared of you. I know that fucking with people on the Internet is just what you guys do. But I’m the guy you don’t do that to. Your best option at this point is to never contact me again and follow the conditions of your parole. Something tells me you’re not going to do that though. Let’s play.


24 Comment(s)
  • Time travel
    July 21, 2019 at 12:18 am

    I was in jail for a 90 day revoked bail. “Manny” was the next bunk over waiting his trial. He’s psychotic. Never slept, started compiling profiles on everyone, spent 30 days in the hole for complaining about contact with another dude? Told everyone he was in for alleged rape but also some bodies in Virginia.

  • Judge dread
    July 19, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    I listened to that podcast from Thursday; it was intense. But hey man you got the wrong guy and it takes a lot of balls to admit you got the wrong guy. Word to uncle.

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    July 19, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Cops are used to that language, hey. Over the phone during a podcast is pretty cool though, hey. I preferred anonymity of an old fashioned alley ride, hey.

  • Sarah
    July 19, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Damn. Officer mcsexy over there. Seems humble. Great apology too! Good to know you own up to your mistakes.

  • Jurisdtriction
    July 19, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    You linked to the city of Prescott.
    Not the right one of Prescott Valley. He tried to explain in the call they were not the same area.

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 19, 2019 at 5:45 pm

      This is correct.
      Prescott Valley rozzers just got a thumbs up.
      Officer Loughmiller seems like a top bloke.

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 19, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    When fraudsters pretend to be Dick,
    It makes all the readers here sick,
    Their poetry sucks,
    And I give zero fucks
    As they just end up looking a prick.

    The Real Dick Scratcher, aged 29 and 7/8ths

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 19, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Here’s me limerick of the day…
    There once was a fucking homo who liked writing limericks
    That fucking homo be me
    Now a spotted dick I’m off to suck……!

    • Dick Scratcher
      July 19, 2019 at 2:52 pm

      The real Dick Scratcher here.

      This drivel above was clearly penned by a talentless, illiterate oaf his is simply jealous of the delicious rhymes that I provide in the blog comments.
      I shall find this doppelganger fraudster and kick him or her right in the cunt.

      Off you fuck, Fake Dick!


      • Dick Scratcher
        July 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm

        You sir are an imposter, El Imposteur, a charlatan!
        Stop trying to tarnish my good my name. Good day sir!!!

  • What a schmuck
    July 19, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Holy fuck you’re dumb stop showing your face please. Tb was way better before I realized you look like shrek with bad teeth

  • LOLz
    July 19, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    You dumb.

  • Colin Kaepernick
    July 19, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Now THAT’S how you treat a cop! Great stuff!

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 19, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Limerick of the day……

    Our blogger’s phone number’s on block
    For giving a copper a shock,
    When he called from Arizona
    AK laughed at his boner
    And asked him the size of his cock….!

    Dick Scratcher, aged 9 and a half inches

  • Dick Scratcher
    July 19, 2019 at 11:04 am

    For some reason, my limerick won’t appear here.
    Fucking technology.


    • Dick Scratcher
      July 19, 2019 at 11:21 am

      Does Uncle Turtleboy’s real name get filtered out, does anyone know? 🙂
      I’ll try again without it 🙂


      • Dick Scratcher
        July 19, 2019 at 11:26 am


        Note to self: Don’t use real names!! 🙂

        • ftb
          July 19, 2019 at 4:57 pm

          Yep. Use AAAA IIIIII Deeen and it’ll get scratched. Because, you know, we live in a free internet society.

          Fuck turtleboy, and everything he does.

        July 19, 2019 at 11:34 am


        • Dick Scratcher
          July 19, 2019 at 12:00 pm

          I think you need a nice cup of tea with a biscuit and a lie down to calm yourself.

          Now, be a lamb and run along for your nap.

      • Nadia Yenraek
        July 19, 2019 at 1:54 pm

        It does, but not if you spell it backwards 🙂

        • Dick Scratcher
          July 19, 2019 at 2:01 pm

          Very good.
          Of course you still need to fuck right off.

  • It Happens
    July 19, 2019 at 10:56 am

    It happens. I’ve had so many scam callers from India call my house if a real call came in from someone with an Indian accent I would swear at them too

  • SmittenKitten
    July 19, 2019 at 10:31 am

    You’re such a big, tough, badass!

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