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Here’s a story out of Houston that makes me wanna punch things:
Love can make you do some pretty crazy things. Bringing a major interstate in downtown Houston to a standstill probably shouldn’t be one of them. Vidal Valladares, 24, has been charged with obstruction of a highway, a misdemeanor, for shutting down I-45 on Sunday to propose to his girlfriend, the Harris County District Attorney’s Office said. The misdemeanor is punishable by up to six months in jail.
“I’m feeling bad and, of course, I just wanted to apologize to everyone if I caused any problems,” Valladares told CNN affiliate KTRK. “That wasn’t my intention in the beginning. I just wanted to do something different.”
His 23-year-old girlfriend Michelle Wycoff said, “Yes.” The wedding is in March
Valladares had a few accomplices in his endeavor. Friends and family in eight cars blocked traffic so he could pull it off, KTRK reported. Why I-45 in downtown Houston? That’s Wycoff’s favorite view of the city. Valladares wanted the setting to be perfect.
“Love makes you do stupid things and I wanted to do something big for my girl,” Valladares said. “Something that she will always remember.”
I haven’t seen that kind of backup in Houston since J.J. Watt got bullied by the Patriots on Sunday night.
You know how I can tell this guy is an asshole? His name is Vidal. As in, Vidal Sassoon. These two idiots should’ve been run over. Turtleboy is a lot of things, but inconsistent isn’t one of them. We’ve said since day one that the morons who blocked the highways chanting “black lives matter” should’ve become road kill underneath the tires of Turtleboy’s hippie-plowing freedom mobile. Same thing applies to these two lovestruck dooshnozzles.
Newsflash – no one cares that you love each other. We realize that’s why you did this – because you wanted us all to care. We don’t. You think your love is special. It isn’t. Most of the people stuck in traffic behind you are probably married. They’re on their way home from work to see their spouses so they can carry on with their miserable existences. And here you to are acting like you’re the first jackwagons to ever fall in love.
Oh yea, and they’re 23 and 24? LOL. Texas. When they get divorced this video should play in court and the taxpayers should get alimony. This is yet another example of why the South is inferior. They all wanna get married when they’re 23 because the Duggars are doing it.
Here’s another thing – they’re getting married in March. That’s like, three months from now. I’ll bet you a million dollars these two are virgins and they’re doing this because they think that rushing into a lifelong commitment at such a young age is better than having sex before you’re married.
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