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Idiots Defend Kaptain Kielbasa Panhandler Begging For Free Stuff Because He Just Got Out Of Jail, Even Though He Has Restraining Orders, Affiliates With Latin Kings, And Sells Stolen Shit On Facebook

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This is one of Worcester’s finest derelicts, Giovanni Medina.

He’s spent the last couple days asking for donations because he’s homeless on various Facebook pages. His reason? Just got out of jail and panhandling minimum wage doesn’t rise with inflation.

Of course anyone who suggested that this grown man should, ya know, get a job, was quickly shot down for being a hater. And don’t you dare ask what he was in jail for either, because that’s nunya bizzness.

Can someone please buy this python syphon a vowel?

Listen Brytni, when the local panhandler asks for free shit on Facebook people have a right to ask questions. Counter to ratchet lore you do not have the right to beg strangers for free shit and then be immune from criticism. That’s now how the Internet works.

Then there’s the question, how are you able to post on Facebook if you’re homeless?

Of course he has a cell phone with a data plan. It’s the first thing he purchased with the free money they gave me for leaving jail. Because….priorities.

And to prove he’s not lying he has his paperwork from jail, showing that he was locked up for all of 2 months.

Oh, and here’s a picture of his bedroom, in case you thought he was lying about that.

Of course no one doubted that he’s homeless and lives in a shelter. They just don’t understand why he chose an iMachine over clothing with his prison check.

Turns out he’s one of these.

He’s been “clean” for 10 months.

Kind of.

So what kind of shit did he go to jail for? Maybe it was the A&B.

Perhaps that’s the reason he had to wear an ankle bracelet around like a tagged animal at Yellowstone.

Maybe it was the violation of the harassment prevention order from this time last year that got him sent to prison.

After all, in January he did talk about how he was going to get a job at Walgreen’s (as soon as the ankle bracelet came off) specifically to “screw with bitch who put restraining order against me,” because she frequents the Walgreen’s he now panhandles outside of.

He’s single and looking for love ladies. If you like men who violate harassment orders and can’t date for a while until the ankle bracelet comes off, then this is the man of your dreams.

Just think, you could be down on all fours, giving kaptain kilbasa a knobjob to remember, and then look up and see this.

Where does a girl sign up?

Oh, and less than a month ago he decided to violate the harassment prevention order again, and was placed on probation until next year, when he will no doubt violate it again.

Or maybe it was from that time less than two years ago when the Worcester Police picked him up on outstanding warrants he had from his plethora of shoplifting arrests.

This guy a shoplifter?

I don’t believe it!! How dare you ask him why he went to jail!!

And I’m sure all this stuff he’s been selling on Facebook Marketplace have nothing to do with his proclivity for shoplifting.

Why would he be selling these perfectly good watches? Simple – his ex-gf bought him nice shit for $150, but he doesn’t want it. So instead of giving it back to her he sells it for $90 on Facebook.

He’s also selling a “brand new” bluetooth speaker, for much less than he would’ve paid for it, which is still its original wrapper.

Nothing shady about that.

Oh, and if you want to buy any of this shit, there is a catch –

You have to go to where he’s squatting now because he’s on house arrest.

He’s selling a wedding ring that he bought for his imaginary wife, but it doesn’t fit her imaginary fingers.

Naturally instead of returning it to the imaginary jeweler he purchased it from he’s elected to sell it for half price and take the hit instead.

He’s not just selling jewelry and shit though. Turns out he’s an avid card and sports memorabilia collector.


Why wouldn’t a homeless guy have a collection of signed baseballs and magic cards in his house?

Don’t forget the siphon too.

Definitely wanna donate to this guy.

Last year he put together perhaps one of the greatest GoFundMe’s of all time, entitled, “I’m trying to get art supplies.” 

He needs art supplies because he’s also an artist, but he doesn’t want you to give him art supplies. He wants you to give him $500, which you’ll have to trust is going towards art supplies. He’d pay for them himself but the free money he gets from the taxpayers every month went down on account of him being an able bodied adult male who is fully capable of working. He’s really bored due to the house arrest, so he’s decided to sell his art, he just needs the supplies first. He’s got a buyer too – Mom.

Sadly no one donated, prompting an update.


And you know you’re dealing with a nice guy, since he openly affiliates with the Latin Kings on the Facebook machine.

Nice guy!! Although I fail to see the alure of joining a gang if you just end up panhandling in Worcester. I thought the whole point of being in a gang was to be hoodrat rich so you can buy new rims without having to get a job.

Anyway, I probably wouldn’t have written this blog if no one defended him. The only people worse than the scam artists are the idiots who blindly defend them. And the only people worse than that are the queefs who tell you you’re not allowed to ask questions when really shady people show up on community Facebook pages asking for free shit.

26 Comment(s)
  • Feelingbadforthisone
    January 3, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    This guy has schizophrenia. He used to
     live in group homes. He’s delusional. Legit not a LK. He went out on the streets and started using. I’ve seen him with his face messed up before. He gets beat up for the way he acts. Once I realized who this is about I felt bad for him. I love TBS but this guy really is mentally ill. Luckily, he’ll probably never see it but still sad. That’s why he doesn’t seem ashamed of the shit he posts. He doesn’t GET IT.

    • North shore bully
      January 3, 2019 at 8:25 pm

      Obviously the kid’s got problems… No one who is affliated with the latin kings is going to post all those pictures on facebook bragging about it.

      And also, if he’s willing to stand and beg for money, post on facebook webpages selling shit with his real name and address he’s already shamed himself enough. Do you really have to push it this far?

      This is bullying: trying to make this guy feel embarrassed of himself and to get others to laugh at him. This girl stuck up for him and you bullied her too, putting her face and name on blast. You guys are douchenozzles.

  • Frog
    January 2, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Latin Kings are pussies

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 2, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    I’ll give him $1000 dollars for every full year he held the same job that used W2s and 1099s. Guess who won’t have to break out the checkbook?

  • Maud
    January 2, 2019 at 10:11 am

    I would let him do me his semen is trippy.

    • Dr. T. Boyd
      January 2, 2019 at 11:15 am

      Or. I can just admit that I had my hat handed to me because I badger other commentators. I can STFU and play nice. Or keep acting like an asshat. I’ve been owned. Im a shitstain and im sorry

  • The REAL Blobfish
    January 2, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Although this dude definitely resembles my species, I take high offense to his antics that demonize blobfishes everywhere.

  • Desperate to date
    January 2, 2019 at 12:57 am

    Hope he’s still able to sign up for eharmony after he’s locked up again. Sounds like the perfect guy. What girl doesn’t want a stalking, battering wanna be gangster who can’t spell, spends his money on a phone instead of a toothbrush, panhandles instead of works and doesn’t have a home?
    How much would you have to hate yourself and your parents to date this winner?
    Wonder how many kids he has and doesn’t pay for with how many baby mama’s?

  • Stupidity detector
    January 2, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Gotta appreciate the stupidity of criminals.
    First he posts his plan to violate a court order demanding he stay away from the victim. Then he calls her “psyco” but can’t spell psycho. He’s hocking what’s probably stolen crap online. It’s like he’s trying to get locked up again. Who can blame him? Life is hard when you don’t have a CO telling you when to shit, shower, eat, go to bed, get up, etc.
    Did Brynti donate or buy art supplies? Toothbrush or toothpaste? His prison check & SSI doesn’t pay enough to buy a phone AND a toothbrush. He already has that 1 disease of addiction. He doesn’t need a real disease like gingivitis.

    • awesomeness
      January 3, 2019 at 12:33 am

      “He already has that 1 disease of addiction. He doesn’t need a real disease like gingivitis.”

      THIS is the comment of the day – that is awesome!

  • Walter "Investigator of Vagina" Bird
    January 1, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    I see his first address was 25 Green St. Worcester…….The Dive Bar is at 34. So he lived in a bridge. 562 Pleasant St seems to be a street.

  • Gary Drayton (metal detection expert}
    January 1, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    faggot spick (like 85% of them) Brytni like dog cock

  • Aspiring Hoodrat
    January 1, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    Not a good look for the Latin Kings. Is Kilby still hiring?

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    January 1, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    if he was in my gang, his alias would be cameltoe.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    January 1, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    Addiction is not a disease; its poor impulse control. Now, where did I hide my meth pipe?

  • liz warren's cuck hubby
    January 1, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    he looks like a cocksucking fagboy. Get a job you useless bag of shite. I might hunt you down and punish you

  • Homeless advocate
    January 1, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Since Brytni Craft wants to defend him, maybe she should be sheltering him and providing him with money to survive. Brytni seems to be attractive, I’m sure our latin king here would be very appreciative of her hospitality and usage of her semen swamp.

    • Homeless “You’re an idiot” Advocate
      January 3, 2019 at 7:00 pm

      What are you talking about? That makes no sense; she sticks up for him so now she should take him in? Giovanni is that you??

  • Yo Mamma
    January 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Just another non-contributor.

  • Dr. T Boyd
    January 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I would let him do me, I bet his Semen is trippy

  • whatevuh
    January 1, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Sorry, but I’m not buying Hayley being attracted to this fucking shit stain, not buying it, not even on double coupon days . . . .

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 1, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    He will be back in the can by the end of January. How long, do you think it will be before he starts a fight with a cot buddy in the shelter? I refuse to give money or supplies to able bodied deadbeat mother fuckers. Everything about this shitbags screams” save my cell ill be back soon!”

  • citypoint
    January 1, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    His head looks enormous in every picture.

  • Amy Marks
    January 1, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    They give out social security checks to young, able bodied people like they’re going out of style nowadays. 

    • I See Dumb People
      Scam clowns
      January 2, 2019 at 7:08 am

      They only throw money at you like that if you are NOT white.. In order to qualify you must provide genetic testing to prove you infact have zero Caucasian in you if you even have a lil bit of wypipo in you you gets a steaming pile of debt and shit Latin kings and queens only … Hahhaah whiteys jokes on you

      • Y
        January 2, 2019 at 10:40 am

        White privilege.

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