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This is one of Worcester’s finest derelicts, Giovanni Medina.
He’s spent the last couple days asking for donations because he’s homeless on various Facebook pages. His reason? Just got out of jail and panhandling minimum wage doesn’t rise with inflation.
Of course anyone who suggested that this grown man should, ya know, get a job, was quickly shot down for being a hater. And don’t you dare ask what he was in jail for either, because that’s nunya bizzness.
Can someone please buy this python syphon a vowel?
Listen Brytni, when the local panhandler asks for free shit on Facebook people have a right to ask questions. Counter to ratchet lore you do not have the right to beg strangers for free shit and then be immune from criticism. That’s now how the Internet works.
Then there’s the question, how are you able to post on Facebook if you’re homeless?
Of course he has a cell phone with a data plan. It’s the first thing he purchased with the free money they gave me for leaving jail. Because….priorities.
And to prove he’s not lying he has his paperwork from jail, showing that he was locked up for all of 2 months.
Oh, and here’s a picture of his bedroom, in case you thought he was lying about that.
Of course no one doubted that he’s homeless and lives in a shelter. They just don’t understand why he chose an iMachine over clothing with his prison check.
Turns out he’s one of these.
He’s been “clean” for 10 months.
So what kind of shit did he go to jail for? Maybe it was the A&B.
Perhaps that’s the reason he had to wear an ankle bracelet around like a tagged animal at Yellowstone.
Maybe it was the violation of the harassment prevention order from this time last year that got him sent to prison.
After all, in January he did talk about how he was going to get a job at Walgreen’s (as soon as the ankle bracelet came off) specifically to “screw with bitch who put restraining order against me,” because she frequents the Walgreen’s he now panhandles outside of.
He’s single and looking for love ladies. If you like men who violate harassment orders and can’t date for a while until the ankle bracelet comes off, then this is the man of your dreams.
Just think, you could be down on all fours, giving kaptain kilbasa a knobjob to remember, and then look up and see this.
Where does a girl sign up?
Oh, and less than a month ago he decided to violate the harassment prevention order again, and was placed on probation until next year, when he will no doubt violate it again.
Or maybe it was from that time less than two years ago when the Worcester Police picked him up on outstanding warrants he had from his plethora of shoplifting arrests.
This guy a shoplifter?
I don’t believe it!! How dare you ask him why he went to jail!!
And I’m sure all this stuff he’s been selling on Facebook Marketplace have nothing to do with his proclivity for shoplifting.
Why would he be selling these perfectly good watches? Simple – his ex-gf bought him nice shit for $150, but he doesn’t want it. So instead of giving it back to her he sells it for $90 on Facebook.
He’s also selling a “brand new” bluetooth speaker, for much less than he would’ve paid for it, which is still its original wrapper.
Nothing shady about that.
Oh, and if you want to buy any of this shit, there is a catch –
You have to go to where he’s squatting now because he’s on house arrest.
He’s selling a wedding ring that he bought for his imaginary wife, but it doesn’t fit her imaginary fingers.
Naturally instead of returning it to the imaginary jeweler he purchased it from he’s elected to sell it for half price and take the hit instead.
He’s not just selling jewelry and shit though. Turns out he’s an avid card and sports memorabilia collector.
Why wouldn’t a homeless guy have a collection of signed baseballs and magic cards in his house?
Don’t forget the siphon too.
Definitely wanna donate to this guy.
Last year he put together perhaps one of the greatest GoFundMe’s of all time, entitled, “I’m trying to get art supplies.”
He needs art supplies because he’s also an artist, but he doesn’t want you to give him art supplies. He wants you to give him $500, which you’ll have to trust is going towards art supplies. He’d pay for them himself but the free money he gets from the taxpayers every month went down on account of him being an able bodied adult male who is fully capable of working. He’s really bored due to the house arrest, so he’s decided to sell his art, he just needs the supplies first. He’s got a buyer too – Mom.
Sadly no one donated, prompting an update.
And you know you’re dealing with a nice guy, since he openly affiliates with the Latin Kings on the Facebook machine.
Nice guy!! Although I fail to see the alure of joining a gang if you just end up panhandling in Worcester. I thought the whole point of being in a gang was to be hoodrat rich so you can buy new rims without having to get a job.
Anyway, I probably wouldn’t have written this blog if no one defended him. The only people worse than the scam artists are the idiots who blindly defend them. And the only people worse than that are the queefs who tell you you’re not allowed to ask questions when really shady people show up on community Facebook pages asking for free shit.