Last night we published a blog on the the Worcester County 2020 Wigger Champion who disrupted a peaceful pro-police rally in West Brookfield in order to call people the n word, which he said was permissible because he’s a “dope rapper.”
Some people suggested he might have Down Syndrome so I weighed whether or not to blog it. But it’s clear after watching it that no one with DS would conduct themselves like that. He knew exactly what he was doing and saying, and he’s clearly desperate for attention. Plus he called that chick a retard which I’ve never heard anyone with DS do before.
Anyway, I really wanted to know who IEP Diddy was and within minutes people introduced me to Chris “The Rival” Palmerino, AKA Chris Matheson, who of course is from Southbridge, and is a self employed promoter of himself at “Dont be mad music.”
To say his Facebook page is ratchet gold might be the understatement of the century. You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is….
Of course. Because it’s a bylaw now that every aspiring rapper must own multiple flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats before achieving herd ratchetry. Add in the chinstrap, his affinity for Newport Lights, and his hatred of police and it’s really a miracle someone this close to Worcester hasn’t ended up on Turtleboy already.
Here he is rocking the flat brimmed Bulls hat outside of the Getladium in Worcester in 2017 for one of his “shows.”
He ended up getting kicked out for being so fucked up, came back screaming at the staff, was asked to leave, refused, and ended up getting arrested by Worcester’s finest.
His music is straight fire too. My personal favorite performance of his was his recent live show in which he nods off at about the 1:26 mark. Be warned, I couldn’t stop hysterically laughing in a room by myself while watching this.
Dude was out like a log for 10 minutes except when he briefly woke up to drink more Coors Light.
He was just getting clean too after a few months of being conspicuously absent, in which he may or may not have been a guest of the Worcester County Sheriff.
Wait until he gets introduced to Hennessy. Game over.
IEP Diddy makes mad loot off his music too, and may be the only guy in America still selling homemade CD’s in the bathroom.
He’s got a new CD coming out August 14 for $1 a song, so stay woke for that.
Remarkably he seems to get chicks and I’m told has a girlfriend.
Watch out, because Mr. Steal Yo Girl is gonna make out with your boo on Only Fans while ripping Newports and guzzling Coors Light.
Being addicted to Coors Light might be the weakest substance abuse disorder in the history of substance abuse. He even claimed to “accidentally” overdose on it a couple weeks ago.
How the fuck do you “overdose” on Coors Light? Keep in mind, his nodoff video was a couple days ago so shockingly his resolution to be more careful while accidentally drinking Coors Light didn’t come to fruition.
Anyway, if IEP Diddy wants to come on the live show next weekend I’d love to have him on as a guest to talk about why he hates the cops and how his rap career has evolved over time. That is, if he doesn’t have another show booked at the Getladium.
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