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IEP Diddy Who Disrupted Blue Lives Rally And Says He Can Say The N Word Because He’s A Dope Rapper Is Addicted To Coors Light And Newports And Got Arrested At His Palladium Show 


Last night we published a blog on the the Worcester County 2020 Wigger Champion who disrupted a peaceful pro-police rally in West Brookfield in order to call people the n word, which he said was permissible because he’s a “dope rapper.”

Some people suggested he might have Down Syndrome so I weighed whether or not to blog it. But it’s clear after watching it that no one with DS would conduct themselves like that. He knew exactly what he was doing and saying, and he’s clearly desperate for attention. Plus he called that chick a retard which I’ve never heard anyone with DS do before.

Anyway, I really wanted to know who IEP Diddy was and within minutes people introduced me to Chris “The Rival” Palmerino, AKA Chris Matheson, who of course is from Southbridge, and is a self employed promoter of himself at “Dont be mad music.”

To say his Facebook page is ratchet gold might be the understatement of the century. You’ll never guess who his favorite sportball team is….

Of course. Because it’s a bylaw now that every aspiring rapper must own multiple flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats before achieving herd ratchetry. Add in the chinstrap, his affinity for Newport Lights, and his hatred of police and it’s really a miracle someone this close to Worcester hasn’t ended up on Turtleboy already.

Here he is rocking the flat brimmed Bulls hat outside of the Getladium in Worcester in 2017 for one of his “shows.”

He ended up getting kicked out for being so fucked up, came back screaming at the staff, was asked to leave, refused, and ended up getting arrested by Worcester’s finest.

His music is straight fire too. My personal favorite performance of his was his recent live show in which he nods off at about the 1:26 mark. Be warned, I couldn’t stop hysterically laughing in a room by myself while watching this.

Dude was out like a log for 10 minutes except when he briefly woke up to drink more Coors Light.

He was just getting clean too after a few months of being conspicuously absent, in which he may or may not have been a guest of the Worcester County Sheriff.



Wait until he gets introduced to Hennessy. Game over.

IEP Diddy makes mad loot off his music too, and may be the only guy in America still selling homemade CD’s in the bathroom.

He’s got a new CD coming out August 14 for $1 a song, so stay woke for that.

Remarkably he seems to get chicks and I’m told has a girlfriend.

Watch out, because Mr. Steal Yo Girl is gonna make out with your boo on Only Fans while ripping Newports and guzzling Coors Light.

Being addicted to Coors Light might be the weakest substance abuse disorder in the history of substance abuse. He even claimed to “accidentally” overdose on it a couple weeks ago.

How the fuck do you “overdose” on Coors Light? Keep in mind, his nodoff video was a couple days ago so shockingly his resolution to be more careful while accidentally drinking Coors Light didn’t come to fruition.

Anyway, if IEP Diddy wants to come on the live show next weekend I’d love to have him on as a guest to talk about why he hates the cops and how his rap career has evolved over time. That is, if he doesn’t have another show booked at the Getladium.


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89 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    August 11, 2020 at 8:16 am

    This failed abortion really believes he’s repping for the black and brown peeps??? What a useless waste of skin. You ain’t Eminem or the Beastie Boys….Christ Vanilla Ice and Snow had better rhymes than you! Do the state of MA a solid and crawl back to your trailer, drink some cheap vodka and fall asleep with one of your newports, preferably with the gas on.

  • Dr. Fauchi
    August 7, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    If Mass. needed an enema,it would be inserted in Southbridge,what a shithole!

  • This Chump...
    August 7, 2020 at 6:08 am

    I don’t think this is a case of chromosomal miscount.
    FAS, raging alcoholism and heroin/fenty got this double digit IQ warrior where he’s at.
    I’ll be out to Lee next week, maybe take a ride to Brookfield for a rap battle or a slap battle. I don’t rap for shit, nor do I want to.
    That narrows it down.
    All I need is for him to flip me off and refer to me as a n1ga and this lyrical genius’s life will be forever changed.
    He’ll never get hit with a closed hand.

  • John Jackenhoff
    August 6, 2020 at 2:33 am

    Just another lost alcoholic/drug addict is the case here and loss of brain cells.Kid needs help to be honest.This is what drugs and alcohol do to a person over time.

  • Cracker
    August 4, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    What a faggot.

  • Observer X
    August 4, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    This guy puts the douchebag in Deutsche Bank

  • Hammatime
    August 4, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    All right stop collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don’t know
    Turn off the lights and I’ll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle!

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    August 4, 2020 at 8:29 am

    I really dig the photoshopped chick with the gray pants. It was so well done that Miss Connor’s 2nd grade “Fun With Computers” class deserves an award!!

  • Fat Girl Titties
    August 4, 2020 at 8:27 am

    Look at all the trash on the bed!! In the pic of him and Gray Sweatpants. Eewwww!! What a bunch of lookers in this blog.

  • Tim
    August 4, 2020 at 7:26 am

    After seeing that video, I’m sure the onesie will become the next great fashion statement of dope wigger rappers everywhere.

  • Time to make your move
    August 3, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    From the still pictures of the street corner performance the guy would seem to have an interesting and perhaps talented sense of style. But even if true, who the hell will see you in Worcester County, genius? Get your butt to NYC or LA yesterday and try the big time, where the talent agents hang out. Otherwise, find something else to do.

    • Aristotle
      August 5, 2020 at 9:52 am

      He should sell the “handicapped” / retarded angle. I’ve heard worse rappers black and white.

  • Silence Does Bad
    August 3, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    Leave him alone, he has Big Bunny money. Prestige World Wide for evere

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 3, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    wow, this guy is my new hero

  • Where is Southbridge?
    August 3, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    Judging by his photos, nobody there has an IQ over 60. Or any self-respect.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 3, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    I really want to take P Diddy here with me on my job into a very black area. I will then drop him off with some real gangstas that I know and tell them to show this dude ‘the ropes’.

    5 to 1 his body shows up in the CT river a few weeks later.


    Pseudo tough guy.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 3, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    If you encounter Chris, avert your eyes, take a knee and acknowledge your white privilege. He represents the blacks in West Brookfield. He knows whats best for the blacks out there.

    • Captain Trips
      Dr. Seuss
      August 3, 2020 at 10:02 pm

      The fact that you were reelected tells me the average IQ of the MA voter is about a 65 on the Stanford-Binet scale..

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 3, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    That jackass with the silly red Santa suit on is trying to pull the balls out of my pants. I had to slap him in the mouth. He wanted to suck my cock. Fucking jerk is running around saying he’s a rapper, nobody knows what he’s talking about, and he’s all dressed up like one of Santa’s elves. You straighten him out or I’m coming down there.

    • Frank Rizzo
      August 3, 2020 at 10:30 pm


  • Lead Paint
    August 3, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Definitely not Downs, I think this idiot ate lead paint chips his whole life, probably still eats them with his Coors. I don’t think he’s allowed to use the n word until he can handle malt liquor, no matter how dopey of a rapper he thinks he is.

  • Matt Chmuru’s Home Depot Application
    August 3, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    Totally rethinking late term abortion. I’m thinking 480 months is good.

  • juror seven esq.
    August 3, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    Transvestite black guy, be careful my friend that thing right there is a girl’s high school track champion in Connecticut.

  • Corky Thatcher
    August 3, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    Dude definitely has a major case of the retards

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    August 3, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Is there any doubt now, why Southbridge is such a shithole?

  • Lonely Turtle Rider
    August 3, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Judging from the pictures and Instant messages it would seem this guy actually has friends and leaves his house to go to parties.
    That instantly makes his life 100% better than mine.
    But I do have this comment section so I win again!

  • Hugh Mungous
    August 3, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    That chick in the purple tank top must be crushing the close grip bench press and the dip machine.Do you do close grip extensions for definition, asking for a friend?

  • whatevuh
    August 3, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    When he says DOPE, he ain’t kidding, WHAT A FUCKING DOPE. Of course it’s Southbridge, the armpit of Central MA just a stone’s throw from Webduh (the other armpit)

  • Monica C.G
    August 3, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    We need the whore with the nice hair and fucked up teeth to be apart of the interview as well as the face tattooed guy. Id like to hear how they came to know chris and what they are doing in life as privileged white citizens.

    • Done with this shit
      August 3, 2020 at 10:46 pm

      Ok seriously? Those aren’t real tattoos, are they? They look like they were drawn on with bic pens- you know, the 4pack with assorted colors?

      • Pate Keter
        August 4, 2020 at 8:58 am

        Prob jail tattoos

  • Small. Very small
    August 3, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    This white rapping fool thought he had a pubic hair until he started pissing out of it. Small. Very small. The girls he pays to have sex with him need tweezers and a microscope to get him off.

  • High Tech / Low Life
    August 3, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    That picture of dude and his crew, with all the chicks at a house party. The look on everyone’s face is like they just did a bunch of ketamine and are currently out-of-body.

  • Sex? Hahahaha
    August 3, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    The only way this idiot had any sexual relations with any real women involved either money or drugs.

    He might have never been layed to be honest. Perhaps the last pussy he was in was his mommy when he was born.

  • One or the other
    August 3, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    This white rapper does not have Down syndrome. People with downs are smarter than this idiot.

    Either the dudes father kicked his momma in the stomach when she was pregnant or this dip shit was dropped on his head as a baby, or both maybe several times.

    Straight outta Compton? No. Straight outta stupid is more like it.

  • Stuck in the 90’s
    August 3, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    This white rappa is stuck in the 90’s. No “dope rappers” from modern day are dropping compact discs any more. The new modern artists are selling music via downloads online. His PC is probably a 1990’s pc with an old
    School CD burner.

  • Trannies or Addicts
    August 3, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Those “girlfriends” of this white rapper, they look like trannies or strung out addicts. Either way, no normal self respecting woman would be spending any time with this fool.

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 3, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    If Vanilla Lice is having any sex at all… it’s with the hookers in Grand Theft Auto.

  • Cheddar Bob
    August 3, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    It’s fucking Cheddar Bob from 8 Mile! The retarded wigger who shot his own dick off!

  • fat drunk and stupid
    August 3, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Wow. It’s like a house fire. This person is obviously a raging alcoholic and may already have the beginning stages of wet brain, because that would explain A LOT. I am betting his mom/dad/siblings are all also alcoholics and mom may have imbibed while pregnant. Sad really

  • Rochester
    August 3, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Who’s the ugly looking cunt in the sweat pants?
    His mother?

  • Renfroe
    August 3, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    This want to be negroe looks like he’s sucked quite a few dicks in his time
    He should also remember to clean his Mexican boyfriends cum out of his ratty beard

  • White savior vs. White trash
    August 3, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    After he walks away she says I’m not scared of you and quietly runs her mouth. She was gonna drop kick him in the penis. Does she kiss her husband with that mouth? Dont say the N word you’re not black. This lady was so white it hurts. She made sure to say it twice too. I hate her more than him. She is EVERYTHING wrong with the world. I love how noone in her crew of lovers helped her or called the cops lol. Everyone hates you lady! Nobody cares about you or your sign

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    August 3, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    I better let the Boss handle this one.

    August 3, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    From his facebook: “For my birthday this year, I’m asking for donations to Anxiety and Depression Association of America” That right there tells ya he’s collecting ssdi. And people wonder why ss is going broke. Again I say I’m glad i’m on the downside of my life and don’t have that many yrs left….Shits crazy….

  • Look at the Ham Hocks
    August 3, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    On that sexy sweetheart in the purple tank! Don’t let Boar’s Head or Dietz & Watson get a look at that delicious cut of meat, sweetie.

  • Flavorless Flav
    August 3, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    The 1st thing out of the protesters mouth was call the cops haha as shes protesting the police. What a dumb bitch. She’s scared of junkie superfly. In his live it says he’s immune to the hate, to me it looks like hes immune to being awake. Who has cd players anymore? I have come to realize when someone’s nodded out (tired lol) they are always smoking a cigarette. Nodding out and butts go hand in hand

    • ninja turtleboy
      August 3, 2020 at 8:09 pm

      she was protesting FOR the police though, it was for blue lives matter

  • Tray ‘with food on it’ Cool
    August 3, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    I know this pussy. I kicked his ass one day after school for giving me the finger while he was on the bus headed home. Caught up with him the next day and beat the snot out of him, and his faggot friend, lol.

    • I was there!
      August 3, 2020 at 4:51 pm

      I saw it, you laid him out, but good. Then you won first prize in a truth telling contest later that afternoon.

      Killer day for you bruh.

    • WeRFucked
      August 3, 2020 at 6:18 pm

      LOL. Just admit you asked him to prom. Nobody here cares about your sexuality.

  • Wick Wack
    August 3, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    I have to be honest, the song “Bite My Tongue” didn’t sound as bad as I thought it would. And for a fat fucking loser, he’s posing with whores that are out of his league.

    Doesn’t change the fact that he’s an ass-clown who dreams about blowing on Lebron’s meat-whistle. Best thing that could happen to him is a gas leak at the crib.

  • Truth
    August 3, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    The last bastion for toxic masculinity is the police station. This is why they are under attack.

  • Dozing off Diddy
    August 3, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    The 1st thing out of the protesters mouth was call the cops haha as shes protesting the police. What a dumb bitch. She’s scared of junkie superfly

  • Vanilla Ice
    August 3, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    All those women look like hookers, except for the buffalo herd. He acts like he has a trust fund.

    • The joo
      August 3, 2020 at 3:56 pm

      I was just thinking how well his 401k must be doing right about now.

      • Big Stein
        August 3, 2020 at 4:57 pm

        Not as good as mine, I have a substantial position with Merck – wahoo!!!!

  • Steaming Des Moine Candied Yam
    August 3, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Blue Lives Matter

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    August 3, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    Theres that darn flat brimmed sport ball cap again.

  • Moving on up
    August 3, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    This guy seems to be living in an all-white or mostly-white world. And no mention of BLM (I didn’t watch the videos). Maybe he’s more savvy at marketing than some give him credit for. Anyway, I can’t imagine him turning down the live show offer, if his last live event was at a street intersection with five people who didn’t want him there.

  • First Amendment Supporter
    August 3, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    Technically anyone can say the N word basically anywhere because speech is free. Except in the TB comments where free speech is heavily restricted.

    • Not true
      August 3, 2020 at 3:38 pm

      You are pickle-smoking-flaming-screaming faggot.

      If this comment board is indeed censored, this comment will be removed, fag.

      • jamal khashoggi's severed cock
        August 3, 2020 at 8:20 pm

        The poster is correct you fucking halfwit, if you write the word Neegger by replacing the double e with an i it will be censored. So shut your mouth you dumbass or come to 120 Gaslight Dr in Weymouth and I will fuck you up big time.
        p.s. (which means post script) bring some chink food

        • Fight me or bite me
          August 7, 2020 at 5:47 am

          If your address is Gaslight, Fountain Lane, Lake St or 605 Broad St, you got as life so shit encrusted that no one wants to come see you.
          Plus it’s harder to fight when you can’t stop laughing. You got the serious unfair advantage with that.

    • WeRFucked
      August 3, 2020 at 6:24 pm

      Have you actually read the shit these losers post? Obviously not. You are a fucking asshole.

      Take your “heavily restricted” shit elsewhere. Us riders are too busy fucking your mom to care.

  • Bulls Lies Matter
    August 3, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    That cute blond standing with him next to the fence looks absolutely terrified!

    • ElJefe72
      August 3, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      He probably has a knife to her back.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 3, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    Nothing like a girlfriend with Bugs Bunny teeth and with massive ‘I hate my father so I’ll date the lowest scum I can to piss him off’ type of chick.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 3, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    What’s the name of the fine ass junkie blond? That’s what I want to know.

    Tell her I’ll provide the party favors and pay her twice of whatever Fat Vanilla Ice paid.

  • North of the Border
    August 3, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    That last picture is just the most epic shitshow. Fat and butass ugly redhead, transvestite black guy, and those two are the high points.

    Even the suicide hotline would hang up on all these motherfuckers.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 3, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      Straight from a Bernie rally

      • Betty boop
        August 3, 2020 at 3:55 pm

        Ain’t no party like a Southbridge party! Gross.

    • Hugh Mungous
      August 3, 2020 at 6:40 pm

      Suicide hotline would hang up on them, that’s Fuckin hilarious, I shall be using that, kudos Sir

  • D.B. Cooper
    August 3, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    This asshole has 2 trajectory’s in life.
    OD on heroin or end up someone’s bitch in lock up.
    Fucking looser.

    • Its Loser , asshole.
      August 3, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      Looser than your bowels loser…

  • Frederick Pabst
    August 3, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Coors Light is beer flavored water created by that Schweinhund Adolph Coors!

    • Fred Pabst
      August 3, 2020 at 3:11 pm

      I would call it piss, but mein piss is at least 6%

      • Captain Trips
        Dirty Bastard
        August 3, 2020 at 3:46 pm

        Real men drink 8% and up ABV brew.

    • Judge dread
      August 4, 2020 at 4:24 am

      gentlemen we need to settle this with calvados. it’s Normandy brandy.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 3, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    In 2002 this dude was covered head to toe in baby blue. The international color for wigger faggots

    • Judge dread
      August 4, 2020 at 4:27 am

      back in ww2…

      is the cavildos secure?

      yes sir

  • Judge dread
    August 3, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    this guy and his crew look like a bunch of fucking cartoon characters, or like J-ROC from TPB.

  • Wayne Williams
    August 3, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    If he wants to make it big in music, he should come to Atlanta. I can help him. His career will move faster than the river’s current.

  • I Know This Guy
    August 3, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    I’ve seen him before on Reno 911

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 3, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Ahahahahahaha I’m dying, what is in the water out there? I’ve never seen a bigger assortment of cretins in my life! I love the Buffalo Bill pose in the blue teenage girls outfit. That face tatted freak broke malone needs a blog of his own.

  • I don't always travel I-90
    August 3, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    But when I do, I stay the hell on it.

  • Straight outta West Brookfield!
    August 3, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Crazy motherfucker named Chris!

  • Orion
    August 3, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Haha, nice. To be fair, I didn’t think he had down’s, he just fucking had the same downs look in every photo of the last article.

  • bigdaddy
    August 3, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    I would expect assholes like in North Brookfield but not West Brookfield Thats the nice Brookfield

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