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So we got a message earlier this afternoon that there was a teacher at Rice Square Elementary School in Worcester running around buck naked and trying to kill himself. LOL. Yea right we thought. Stories like this just don’t fall in your lap. Then we saw someone post this on the You’re Probably From Worcester MA If Facebook page:
A second hand account from a 6th grader? Must be true. Luckily the Internet reacted with caution, understanding that it’s kind of a serious incident, and might not possibly be 100% accurate. LOL. Just kidding:
Oh good. Citizens are contacting the news. That’s just swell. And Jody is blaming all teachers because of a second hand story from a 6th grader that she read about on Facebook. She seems reasonable.
OK. Is that English? I attempted to try to get into Jody’ mind there and interpret whatever that was supposed to mean. But then I got a popsicle headache and gave up.
Katja was pretty convinced as well:
Oh, you mean like a robocall? Yea they would never do that. Those aren’t even invented yet!!
Anyway, we held off on reporting this because, ya know, all we have are some second hand stories. Then this happened:
Maybe he was just celebrating Obama’s new ruling on transgender bathrooms? If WHDH is reporting it then they must have some inside information that we couldn’t find off of a Facebook page…..right?
Parents and students in Worcester said a teacher at Rice Square School took off his clothes and ran through the halls naked. Franco Girardi said he got a frantic call from his 12-year-old son, telling him there was a naked man running around the grounds at the school. Girardi, who lives nearby, came outside and saw the man, then said he ran after him.
Worcester Schools said the teacher was with students Tuesday afternoon when his odd behavior began and the principal put students in lockdown. Students said they did not know what was going on but were hearing from others who had been outside. Dismissal was delayed and parents got a call with an update.
“The staff member became very agitated and volatile,” the message to parents said.
The teacher eventually left the school grounds and was transported to the hospital.
If Franco said it happened then it must’ve happened. It would be one thing if this was just some second hand story, but there are like a million kids and Franco who are all telling the same story, and it all involves full frontal nudity. So there’s obviously an element of truth to this. Plus the School Department is confirming that a faculty member lost his marbles and ended up getting picked up by the cops, and the school went into lockdown. I think it’s safe to say that this actually happened.
Just another day on Grafton Hill!!!
Here’s some more Facebook second hand stories:
According to some of the parents it happened outside at the end of the day during the last gym class he went bananas got naked with a couple kids outside said that he threw put one of the kids to the ground before running out to somebody and trying to punch them in the face and then he was naked he was in the trash when some of the parents got out of the car and went over there he popped up out of the dumpster before taking off in the Massasoit Street and running into traffic trying to stop cars and get into cars and go after people and then took off up towards CVS anyways eventually picked up by the Department of Mental Health and the police department but the school was on lockdown until about 230/240ish.
The fact that the school was on lockdown was confirmed. And I don’t know if this guy was really in the dumpster buck naked or punching kids in the face, but Franco says he saw him running in traffic in his birthday suit. And I don’t know Franco, but does this look like the kind of guy who would make up a story about a naked gym teacher running into traffic?
Here’s another account:
There are conflicting stories. The principal came out to talk to us and explain a little bit. She said no students were aware of what happened. However, there were parents who were already waiting outsode early for dismissal (parking is a nightmare ifyou don’t get there early) and they said there was a 1st grade class outsode with him when this happened. He was naked but it was outsode of the school. The few parents that we’re there said he swung on or punched another gentlemen in the face and when they got out of their cars to go over to the playground he popped up from inside the dumpster before taking off onto Massasoit st in traffic and trying to get into people’s cars before running up towards grafton st. We have a debriefing with the pd and school officials in the am when we drop the kids off so we shall see what they have to say.
OK, now we’re just playing telephone. Every time I hear this story the legend grows. Honestly, if it’s not coming out of Franco’s mouth at this point I just can’t trust it.
The bottom line is, if this did happen, then it’s pretty sad. The guy obviously snapped and needs some help. Let’s hope he gets it. In the mean it’s safe to say that the only person that anyone should be listening to in regards to this issue is my man Grafton Hill Franco.
P.S. Back in my day Moms weren’t junior smokeshows like this:
G Hill 9.5!!
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