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If Obama Could Stop Lighting The World On Fire Just To Fuck With Trump, That Would Be Great

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Don’t really wanna get into foreign policy and politics. Not really what this blog is about. But in the last week this happened:



And then this happened today:


Well, that escalated quickly. Don’t you see what’s happening here? Obama is literally lighting the world on fire and making Trump put it out. It’s the ultimate power move as far as democrats are concerned. Trump talked a big game, now he’s got Israel up our ass and we’ve put sanctions on Russia. If Obama felt that the Russians and the Israelis were shady this whole time then why didn’t he do these things four, five, or six years ago? Whey’s he doing it three weeks before he leaves office? Oh yea, revenge.

Like I said, I’m not foreign policy expert, but I do know that “sanctions” is a really, really bad word. If you get sanctions put on you it’s basically an act of economic war. I don’t see how any liberal can get on board with this. This guy says it best:


If you’re a liberal you’re supposed to want LESS aggression when it comes to foreign policy. The republicans are the ones who are supposed to lead us into unwinnable, ill-advised wars. That’s why people like John McCain and Paul Ryan are supporting this.



This is the exact opposite, and yet I see morons cheering it on like it’s a good thing. Here’s an idea – protect your servers. Or even better – don’t spill the beans about all the shady things you’re doing on unprotected accounts.


I don’t think Obama was a great President, but I also don’t think he’s as bad as some people make him out to be. However, this is basically the opposite of what he’s done for the last 8 years. And he’s doing it out of pure butthurt that his girl lost the election. Sweet fucking Jesus, how long are we going to pretend that the Russians had anything to do with the election? They hacked us? What does that even mean? Did they hack the ballot boxes? No? Then they didn’t do shit.

Anyway, I’ll let the foreign policy experts take over from here in the comments. I just wanted to point out that Obama is treating our foreign policy like his house just got foreclosed on so he’s trashing the whole thing and letting the next guy clean up the mess.



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26 Comment(s)
  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    January 1, 2017 at 2:13 am

    I think what Obama is doing here is playing a very risky game of chicken in order to posture the Democrats for their midterm fights coming up in 2018. He is intentionally putting Trump in a position where, if he does anything to lift these sanctions or reverse the course he put us on, then the Dems can run on the ‘Trump loves Russia’ theme endlessly. It is pure political maneuvering, only he’s using an extremely tense and volatile situation. Petty, child-like, and it really shows his true colors. Very, very sad.

  • Flip
    December 31, 2016 at 8:23 am

    Yeah, Russia hack the US? Why would we even think that? Look at the great humantarian work they’ve done in Crimea and are currently doing in Syria. Putin is a great great leader, just ask the russian people…..or Trump.

  • Wwy
    December 31, 2016 at 1:55 am

    Are we supposed to feel bad for mr. Zapinski(Netanyahu) who occupies another people’s land,that’s funny. Much better people and real countries have been ruined for much less,Iraq,Libya,Egypt,Syria,etc. Obama is just mad Russia kicked his Isis mercenary asses in one year. Thx to Iran,Iraq,Syria,and especially Russia the war in Syria is over now,Israel just needs to give back the Golan heights back to Syria and people will start to respect Israel and Americans won’t suffer for supporting occupiers and a apartheid state. There’s your foreign policy just common sense.

  • Jack Mehoff
    December 29, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    One nice part of the Trump administration will be a good looking First Lady! That guy Barry Sotero is married to is one ugly tranny, doesn’t even try to look like a woman.

    Wonder where he adopted the two kids?

    • Sal Monella
      December 30, 2016 at 8:25 am

      Well said. That thing destroyed the school lunch program with the goal of reducing obesity while at the same time having a huge fat ass.

      Don’t do as I do, do as I say! And they call Trump an Authoritarian!

    • Reality
      January 3, 2017 at 10:00 am

      Shhhhh….don’t say that too loudly. They killed Joan Rivers for saying the exact same thing.

  • John Galt
    December 29, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    This is the same lamo POTUS that refused any sanctions on Russia after they savagely invaded Croatia. Emails, however, triggered the weeny into deporting diplomats & imposing sanctions. Pure Jimmy Carter reaction. Reagan Trump will fix it.

    • Realist
      December 30, 2016 at 9:21 am

      Um, I think your history is a little off!

    • Wabbitt
      December 30, 2016 at 1:52 pm

      Invaded Croatia, huh? Must have missed that one.

  • Edward Lyle
    December 29, 2016 at 8:07 pm

    I said it before and I’ll say it again. The MSM, DNC and the Republican establishment all interfered with the election trying to make Hillary our Queen, I mean President. As far as I’m concerned, all the Russians did is level the playing field.

  • John Barker
    December 29, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    So over dinner Putin asked me…bahahah. Anyways, I’m looking forward to 1/20/17. Mostly because TBS is going to have an overwhelming amount of SJW material to last and love for weeks and weeks. Thought the election was great…just wait till Trump gets sworn in!!

    • White Pride White Power
      December 29, 2016 at 10:19 pm

      100,000 non-whites into ovens by 1/20/18. Trump train!

  • So weird
    December 29, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    You should stick to Hoodrat Heroes, your ignorance is showing. Also, for someone who made a (presumably decent) living as a history teacher, your lack of political comprehension is astounding–your foreign policy knowledge ended with Teddy R and his Big Stick Policy, apparently. Enjoy the next 4 years, this is why you could only afford a house in Worcester.

    • Ad Hominem
      December 29, 2016 at 6:47 pm

      I especially liked the way you pointed out TBS’s shortcomings by offering cogent counterpoints. Your logic and rhetoric skills are weak. Go troll on or Huff Post.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 29, 2016 at 7:04 pm

      You sound like a person who likes to spoken softly to by someone with a big stick.

  • Chris From Georgia
    December 29, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    On display for the entire world to see how unfit Obama was to have been elected President. On January 20th, 2017 dignity and honor will be restored to the Oval Office.

    • Realist
      December 29, 2016 at 6:09 pm

      What? That has to be sarcasm??

    • White Pride White Power
      December 29, 2016 at 7:03 pm

      Step aside, Barack ONigger, and leave politics to whites only.

  • Hugh Mungus
    December 29, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    TBS: “I just wanted to point out that Obama is treating our foreign policy like his house just got foreclosed on so he’s trashing the whole thing and letting the next guy clean up the mess.”


    The liberals are going to say he HAD to place sanctions of Russia because of the hacking. Then they are going to say that had it not been for the hacking, HRC would have won the electoral and the popular votes. Wait and see. Liberal Democrats say whatever they want. True or not.

    • Wabbitt
      December 30, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      Because conservative Republicans never lie about anything…

      Because we totally didn’t spend the last 8 years hearing that Obama was a Muslim terrorist from Kenya who was coming for our guns at any second.

  • fordsnharleys
    December 29, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    Donna Brazile fronting Hillary debate questions was a more aggressive form of undermine the election than the Russians telling us the truth. The DNC made a lot of bad decisions but refuse to honestly look at themselves. The whole safety pin BS is a perfect example of how Obama has ruined this country.
    While Trump is no prize, the entertainment factor from the butt hurt left has been priceless. It has exposed this country as an easy target.

    • Coffee
      December 29, 2016 at 5:18 pm

      I only voted for trump because Russia told me to.

  • The Poop Hole Loop Hole
    December 29, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    I’m not a foreign policy expert so I won’t comment.

  • BobnMic
    December 29, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    No – Russia did not force me to vote for Trump.

    Yes – Obama will go down in history as a weak cry baby of a President and he ruining any chance for the Dems to regain any kind of power. (which is fine by me)

    Where is the proof of hacking? I think we have a right to know.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 29, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      0bama will go down as the worst president in history. He puts the POS in POTUS.

      • BobnMic
        December 29, 2016 at 11:03 pm

        Very very true. Piece Of Total Unbelievable Shit. What Obama is doing these days is insane. Like this article says he is literally trying his best to hand Trump a shit sandwich come January 20th. And I am hearing Obama wants to release as many detainees from GITMO as possible in his last few weeks with an estimated upwards of 40% chance of recidivism rate of returning to Jihad upon release with these guys. WTF is Obama thinking?

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