If San Francisco 49ers Want Josh McDaniels Over Jim Harbaugh Then They Must Be Smoking Crack

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I know that you can probably get some really good drugs in San Francisco, but I want the good shit that the San Francisco 49ers are smoking. Because for whatever reason they fired Jim Harbaugh and thought it wise to replace him with Josh McDaniels:

New England Patriots offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels appears to be one of the hot commodities as the search for new head coaches around the NFL gets underway. According to Adam Schefter of, the Atlanta Falcons and San Francisco 49ers have requested permission from the Patriots to interview McDaniels for their head coaching vacancies.

McDaniels has served as the Patriots offensive coordinator for the last three seasons after returning to New England as an assistant for the playoffs in 2011. If McDaniels gets a head coaching job this offseason, it would be his second chance to lead an NFL team. McDaniels spent two seasons as head coach of the D.

Did the 49ers just hate winning the last few years or something? If you have selective short term memory the 49ers haven’t always been a good team. Here’s their win loss record from 2003-2010, before Jim Harbaugh retired:

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Here’s what Harbaugh did in four years:

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Apparently bringing your rag tag squad of losers to three straight NFC Championships wasn’t what the great people of San Francisco were looking for. I have no idea what Harbaugh did to piss off ownership, but quite frankly it doesn’t matter.

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Because there’s nothing worse than when someone in power lets a pissing match get in the way of progress. Speaking of assholes who like to get in pissing matches:

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McDaniels is the same idiot who drafted Tim Tebow in the FIRST FUCKING ROUND. The same idiot who inherited a young Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall and drove them both out of town. The same idiot who fired half his capable assistants and brought in his idiot family and friends.

Why would you get rid of a guy who literally rebuilt your team from dog shit, and replace him with a proven loser who can’t seem to get along with anyone? What exactly has he done to deserve a coaching job with a team that nearly won the Super Bowl two years ago? Been the Offensive Coordinator for a winning team? That’s not exactly hard when you get to play around with the greatest quarterback and greatest tight end in NFL history. Guess what’s gonna happen with the Patriots offense when he leaves? It’s gonna be good like it always has been. Guess what’s gonna happen to San Francisco if he goes there? It’s gonna burn to the ground.

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2 Comment(s)
  • Non Sequitor
    December 31, 2014 at 10:11 am


    As in good bye Josh.

    Get a real offensive coordinator that cuts Giselle loose to tear through defenses like month old egg nog.

    Let’s go back to the days where it looked like you were playing the Bills every week.

  • Got Nukes?
    December 31, 2014 at 7:45 am

    I can’t comment on the San Fran 69ers, I don’t follow high school football…….

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