If The Patriots Win Tonight Then There’s Literally No Hope For The Rest Of The NFL This Year

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The Patriots host the Houston Texans tonight, and traditionally they are our bitch. But, that’s with Tom Brady playing. This week we got no Brady, no Garoppolo, no Gronk, and no Ninkovich. The Texans are 2-0 and they just beat a really good Kansas City team who didn’t get in the end zone once. They’ve got a quarterback who beat us last year in Denver. They’re coached by Bill O’Brien, a guy who knows all of Belichick’s tricks. They’ve got Mike Vrabel and Romeo Crenel as assistants. They’ve got the best pass rushing duo in the NFL and they’re going against a rookie quarterback making his first NFL start.

With that said I still like the Patriots because I always like the Patriots. And it’s not just because I’m a homer, it’s because I have common sense and I don’t like looking like a fool. And everyone who doubts the Patriots always ends up looking like a fool.


Let me just say this. If the Patriots find a way to win this game tonight then there is no hope for the NFL. None. They took Brady away from us despite the fact that he was completely innocent. Then we beat the Super Bowl favorites on the road in Arizona. Jimmy G looked fantastic so Roger Goodell had a hit put on him, and yet we still beat the Dolphins. If they can beat this really good team with a guy named Jacoby Brissett playing quarterback, then it’s mathematically impossible to stop them. What else can they possibly do? Think of what they’d be forced to do to a crapbag Rex Ryan Buffalo Bills the next week with Jimmy G back. Think of what the poor, innocent Cleveland Browns will be forced to swallow when Brady comes back. I’m kind of rooting for the Texans tonight just so it gives the rest of the league some hope. No point winning Super Bowls if the outcome is already predetermined in week 3.



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2 Comment(s)
  • Toby
    September 22, 2016 at 10:15 pm

    Whoo hoo 13-0… Hopefully they keep it up!

  • Gerry Callahan
    September 22, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    LOL great photoshop. Marshawn Lynch is a fucking monkey.

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